#sausage theme

[slavhew]

charmed, i'm sure

[actualori]

a guide to all the gods/divine deities affiliated with mythicalsausage to whoever needs it

1. bubbles: (almost every smp) sausages puppy. follows him to every reincarnation and universe. is in charge of keeping balance throughout every timeline and multiverse. based off his irl dog

2. xornoth: (empires smp s1) the champion/reincarnation of the god exor. was sausages mentor and apparent boyfriend (toxic yaoi). taught sausage magic and corrupted him. was very evil

3. the blood sheep: (empires smp s1) used for magical sacrifices and came from a world unknown. unrelated to exor and xornoth but have evil capabilities. all hail blood sheep

4. joel: (empires smp s2) was sausages baby daddy. the god of thunder and lore

5. hermes: (empires smp s2) joel and sausages child and a demigod. able to manipulate time and weather. no specific age, somewhere from toddler to preteen. has no set gender (he/they pronouns mainly used)

6: pearl/santa perla: (empires smp s1 and 2, afterlife smp) s1 sausages best friend who died in his arms. became a saint represented by sunflowers. sausage was one of her angels in afterlife. s2 sausage devoted his life to her and created a religion worshipping her. they follow each other through every life protecting each other

7: the watchers: (bcg smp) sausage found a watcher sword and the fandom ran with it. he is not officially canon to evo/life series watchers (yet)

8: the fates: (sos smp/minecraft sos) controlled that specific universe and blocked out any lore related to other smps. specifically hated sausage because he constantly broke the rules of that world. frequently targeted him

9: nat and dem: (border smp) two gods fighting over the devotion of sausage. nat had a specific connection to spruce trees. dem attempted to kill nat (was unsuccessful). both speak to him through notes and give him gifts. each claim the other is evil. nat is short for nature, dem is short for something unspecified (probably demon)

10: sun god bdubs: (empires smp s2) god of the sun that sausage and gem worshipped. had a silly rivalry with santa perla since she was associated with the moon. the main worshipping was just making sure to always sleep at night

each description will be updated as more information is said. if i’m missing anyone or anything please let me know and i will add it

[hmshermitcraft]

Gem's often travelling kingdom to kingdom. It's necessary for the leader of an empire after all. Sausage and fWhip go up to her and suddenly tell her that they recruited someone into their alliance, without telling her. Gem's a little sour, no problem though. She'll go to the guy's empire, act fake, give him a welcoming gift and be done with it.

When she travels to the empire, Gilded Hilenthia, just a little farther from Mythland. She expected a king, not- a queen. She looked gorgeous, her eyes were a bright aqua blue, hair dark brown with blonde highlights, and her lips were so pretty.. and they were moving.

Gem snaps out of her daze and almost dies at the amused smirk the farmer queen, Pearl, was giving her. Gem's practiced welcome speech fading from her mind completely as she practically shoves the welcoming gift into Pearl's hand with hasty greetings. She practically bolts, flying after less than five minutes with Pearl.

Pearl can only watch the fumbling wizard, not what she expected honestly. Sausage and fWhip said she was super composed and all that. But all Pearl saw was a blushing mess, she looks down at the gift. Amethyst and enchanted books, and a single wither rose enchanted to not harm her. Cute, Pearl hopes she'll see more of her.

Gem is a calm, rational person who is calm and rational about these things. Her reaction is totally just because she was expecting a man, and was caught off guard. There's nothing more! Nope! Just that!

And then she turns into a stammering mess at their next alliance meeting, simply from being in the same room as Pearl. She can see Sausage and fWhip exchanging looks. She's going to kill them. Mmhmmmm.

If only that would solve the rest of her problems... Like the fact Sausage and fWhip have just suggested Pearl joins Gem on her travels to understand the empires better.

... Killing them would solve an awful lot, she's realising.

[alienssstufff]

Fragile Flower Of Mine

for @//emdiart empirestwt aggie this week

[meteor752]

NEW FAN CHILD

YEAH I KNOW

Am I just the person you go to now for fanchildren? Cause I think other people do it, except they can like actually draw lol

Anyways if you don’t know what’s going on, Sausage did like a little improv play with Joel, dressed as Etho, and at the end he showed of that they had a child, named Jeremy Jr, who of course was an armor stand with a mob head. A Ghast head actually, which was fun

Here he is, in all of his glory. I wanted to stray a little from Jassy’s design and not have them look so alike, which I mainly did by choosing not to have the green streak, and having him have more loose fitting clothes, almost baggy. I also wanted to incorporate some of the ghast design, but apart from making him paler than I intended, there just wasn’t a lot. Ghast designs are cool, but difficult to incorporate into the design of a child. Maybe he’s just very loud, a la Apollo chords of steel style. Don’t ask why he’s holding a doll btw I just wanted him to do something stereotypically child like cause yeah.

He’s cute though, I do like him. Maybe I’ll make an adult design for him, if he ever returns, though I doubt that.

I also realized while making him that I never made a Hermes design, which like how dare I. So, here he is as well

I didn’t do anything super unique with his design, I think the fandom sorta has a solid idea of what he looks like and I really like that design. I did however add the bandana, which for those of you who remember back during the hermitpires arc, that when Jassy left for Hermitcraft she gave her mask to him, as a way to remember her. He wears it as a bandana as you can see, but sometimes as a mask when he’s playing cowboy

Also thinking of making an adult design for him, cause I do have some ideas, most of which include wing shoes. I tried to make those, I really did, but it was difficult so I just gave up lol

Anyways with the addition of Jeremy Jr, Jassy now has five younger siblings. So like, Stop having children Joel, she’s not made to handle that

[mood2you]

They call them Tall-Men because their legs are long enough that they are the perfect height hang backwards out of a dragon's mouth and reach the jugular

[kelp-my-beloved]

No but seriously how does Sausage manage to have such good luck with his origins

[tinapaysmp]

I can't believe I'm blocking the fwhimmy tag. Like I love the ship but only in a way that I ship it.

And only in a way how I interpret Count fWhip because only I trully understand his character and nobody understands him like I do /j /hj

But for real, I might unblock it one day. But for now the common portrayal is pretty meh to me.

[shinysparklesapphires]

∞ >:)

I TOO HAVE A DESTINY THIS DEATH WILL BE ART THE PEOPLE WILL SPEAK OF THIS DAY FROM NEAR AND AFAR THIS EVENT WILL BE HISTORY AND ILL BE GREAT TOO I DONT WANT WHAT YOU HAVE I WANNA BE YOU

[weedle-testaburger]

honestly? even if my brain sees this animation and hears hall and oates the actual theme does kinda slap

[tllgrrl]

A conversation between Ludwig Goransson and Ryan Coogler, on the music of Black Panther: Wakanda Forever.

#film score #film music

[balthazarn]

Balthober 01 "Bavarian chalet in the rain, savoring sausages." PS: Yes, this is a re-post, the frame was cut on the other one, sorry /o\

[hmshermitcraft]

Gem first met Pearl during one of Mythland's yearly festivals, specifically the one for Sausage's birthday. They were still kids back then, no older than fifteen. Sausage introduced them to eachother, his older sister Gem and his bestfriend Pearl! He had hoped that they would get along, but they didn't. They just, really didn't.

Pearl doesn't know why the pretty wizard hates her, she tried her best to be nice! Sausage said that Gem was one of the nicest people, ever. So Pearl really doesn't understand. She didn't do anything bad to Gem, but everything Pearl does, everything Pearl says, only seems to make Gem glare at her harder. Pearl just wants to make Gem like her, or atleast tolerate her.

Meanwhile, Gem is panicking because oh my god Sausage you did not mention that Pearl looks like a goddess. Her voice is so soothing, everything she does is graceful. She's strong, and smart, and so sweet. Why did her first instinct have to be 'scare her and make her back off'!?

Gem thinks it was some misguided attempt to uh... Maybe prove she's cool and powerful? Except instead she just scared Pearl off. She was too cool. Sausage, she needs help. Please.

Thankfully, Sausage is an expert match-maker (allegedly) and it's not his incompetence that ends up bringing Gem and Pearl together. Because they have to fix the mess Sausage has made.

Pearl finds Gem a lot less scary when her ire is directed at Sausage instead. And kinda cute.

[rambling-for-self-improvement]

So the food dye only worked in the middle and its not quite what I envisioned but STILL! ECLIPSE THEMED PIZZA

(It was supposed to be pepperoni crust for the Corona, black dyed cheese for the shadow of the moon, and sausage for like...stars and to help with the dye...if one of yall make this work please tell me how)

[squid--inc]

my sister: cleans the kitty litter box because I've fucked up my foot, and she leaves

our cat: shits on top of the litter, barely covering it, so I'm forced to smell it from the couch, and will have to limp over and try to clean then get up somehow to was my hands.

[lovecatsys]

new cat PJ pants :3