#sayrobaby

[koumine]

Everyone is always like Heats and Ruts are a sexual things. Fuck that. You can have your horny time later on in the heat/rut

Gimme our demon boys crawling into our bed for comfort cause they got cramps or a headache cause their demon biology is bitch.

Gimme us giving them tummy rubs cause it's what they deserve in this time of uncomfortable-ness.

Gimme them being clingy as fuck.

Gimme their hormones being all over the place and we have to help them relax or calm down.

Gimme them suddenly eating and sleeping a lot cause their bodies are preparing for like a week of fucking.

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE BEFORE YOU GET YOUR DICK WET!

Sorry for the tangent but come on, naturally animals have these little periods before going into heat to prepare for it and god dammit if demons are gonna have heats and ruts I demand they do it right! Lol

😭😍 omg yes. I love all of this. I had to hold onto this ask for a while just to properly collect my bonus thoughts ~ ✨:

Lucifer being clingy and soft and DEMANDING your presence but being needy and vulnerable while you cuddle the shit outta him aaaaaa my heart can't take it

every one of them approaches Beel levels of eating for at least a day during the pre-heat part of their cycle. Beel actually eats a little less than usual because his appetite goes down a bit since nothing tastes quite as good as usual :/

omg omg omg Leviathan demanding that his partner go out and kill an entire fucking swordfish for him to eat or something. And then MC sighs and rolls up their sleeves and goes, thinking, well shit, guess I have to go fight a swordfish now. When they return, soaking wet and dragging an entire freshly killed sailfish (close enough) up the stairs, Levi is torn between clingy ("I didn't want you to actually leave me, how could you") and ravenous ("oh my hells I need to eat that NOW").

all the brothers have to go on and off of suppressors on very careful timing, otherwise their cycles will all sync up and having seven brothers in one house all on their period in pre-heat at the same time is no fun for anyone

Satan getting depressy instead of angry, and Belphie getting angry instead of depressy, because hormones

👀👀👀 Barbatos in heat??? Maybe I'll save that thought for your other ask >:3 But pre-heat is the only time when he's more comfortable having someone else take care of him rather than the other way around. Loves being pampered.

[eijun-enjoyer]

by SayroBaby

Jungkook was sure he was a beta, absolutely sure but that all changed. After fainting on stage of the final concert of their world tour Jungkook's life flips upside down.

Lucky for him, his loving and adoring Omega boyfriend is gonna be there for him and help him get through it. With Head Alpha Namjoon's help of course.

Words: 761, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Park Jimin (BTS), Jeon Jungkook, Kim Taehyung | V, Min Yoongi | Suga, Jung Hoseok | J-Hope, Kim Seokjin | Jin, Kim Namjoon | RM

Relationships: Jeon Jungkook/Park Jimin, Kim Taehyung | V/Min Yoongi | Suga, Kim Namjoon | RM/Kim Seokjin | Jin, Jung Hoseok | J-Hope/Min Yoongi | Suga, Jung Hoseok | J-Hope/Kim Taehyung | V, Jung Hoseok | J-Hope/Kim Taehyung | V/Min Yoongi | Suga

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Werewolf, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Omega Park Jimin (BTS), Omega Min Yoongi | Suga, Omega Jung Hoseok | J-Hope, Beta Kim Seokjin | Jin, Alpha Jeon Jungkook, Alpha Kim Namjoon | RM, Alpha Kim Taehyung | V, Smut, Knotting, Oral Knotting, Oral Fixation, Come Inflation, Mating Bites, Other Additional Tags to Be Added

[koumine]

Imagine MC having everyone in their harem wear vibrators during the day that they can control from their phone-

All of them have cock rings on except maybe the softer subs like Levi and Simeon (And Mammon but that's only cause you wanna see him cream his pants in class or if he's trying to trick another witch-)

Just imagine the chaos but god damn is it hot 🤧🤧

Also all the boys have a panic button that lets MC know if they really can't take anymore cause consent and communication is sexy-

thank you for another excellent ask!

consent and communication are sexy and paramount!! 👏👏👏 In fact, I would give the panic button thing a further Nope option to just turn off the plug so they don't have to wait for MC to do it.

and hhhhhhheheheheheeh ok, ok, thoughts:

[tags for below: butt plugs, cock rings, edging, denial, sounding]

Simeon doesn't get a cock ring because on this blog we are all about providing him with as many orgasms as he can possibly stand >:3 (Simeon fic coming soonish I promise!). His plug is programmed to slowly go from low intensity up to high intensity until he comes, and then start over. Simeon quickly becomes highly skilled at taking well-timed bathroom breaks.

I would put a cock ring on Leviachan sometimes, but that's because I am Mean haha. Levi gets teased and edged until he can't keep his composure anymore (this doesn't take very long), and then MC pulls him aside somewhere to praise him a lot and let him come. Good boy, good job, honey.

what is this about Mammon trying to trick a witch? by wearing a vibrating buttplug?? I am intrigued but confused, can you explain more?

service sub Barbatos' plug stays on a low setting most of the time, then it automagically gives him a more intense rumble for a bit to reward him after he finishes a task. He's content to wait patiently for his full reward at the end of the day.

I am Mean to Belphie so: MC edges the fuck out of him first thing in the morning, then sets him up with the plug and cock ring. MC sticks close enough to keep an eye on him all day long. They put Belphie on a low intensity setting for most of the day. Until he starts falling asleep at various points throughout the day, which is normal for him. Then they start turning up the intensity, until he's fully awake again. No sleep for you today, Belphie babe. (Not until the end of the night, when MC finally lets him come, and finally sleep.) [hmmmm potential idea for NWCSMR...]

and I am Meanest to Lucifer, of course. >:3 Lucifer gets stuffed with the butt plug and a sounding rod that also vibrates at MC's command. And he gets teased and vibrated at random times and random intensities all fucking day long, and doesn't get to come at all. MC's doesn't see him at all during the day -- they just idly play with their phone whenever they feel like it, evilly content with the knowledge that somewhere, maybe in public, maybe in a meeting with Diavolo, Lucifer is having to pretend that he's not completely losing his shit while they hold that fun little "vibrate" button for just as long as their capricious little evil heart desires. And while they push the "intensity" slider all the way up to maximum. It's only a matter of time before Lucifer comes looking for MC to beg for mercy. [I may actually end up using this one for ICUSLY muahahahaha 👿😏]

[koumine]

[Runs into the room with the grace of a diseased squirrel]

IMAGINE IF LUCIFER'S OFFICE IN THE SCHOOL HAD A GIANT WINDOW INSTEAD OF A WALL THAT LOOKED OUT ON TO THE COURTYARD AND YOU MAKE HIM RIDE YOU, ON HIS CHAIR, IN FRONT OF THE WINDOW, WHERE ANYONE FROM BOTH THE GROUND AND TOP FLOORS COULD SEE HIM IF THEY LOOKED HARD ENOUGH!!

[Runs back out]

ohohohohohohehehehehehe

even better if MC gets tired of Lucifer riding them and just pushes him up against the glass to fuck him, fuck I love that shit

[koumine]

BTW! I forgot to mention this in the last ask but imagine if some demons have heats and other have ruts not cause of their gender or anything, but it depends on their status in the relationship with their partner or if their in a hierarchy.

Example; In the House Of Lamentation Lucifer would be considered the Head Of The House meaning he would go through ruts meanwhile his younger brothers might have heats and/or ruts depending on who is above who.

(Not just in age but in general respect for each other, which tbh would make Mammon the bottom bitch and I'm all for it lol)

But with MCs influence since they "dominated" the head bitch (Lucifer) that would make it so that Lucifer would go into heat instead and depending on if they got a harem going or not anyone below them would have heats. BUT since MC is human and not a demon it would really work that way. So they would still keep their usually reproduction period types BUT still present and allow themselves to be taken (lol taken, we know I mean get pounded right?) by MC cause they are now the head bitch.

If you have any headcanon ideas for this please share with the class :3

Also I'm sorry but Mammon in the horny stage of his heat trying so hard to be dominant cause MC is a human but failing is just hot to me idk why-

Also big bad "Alpha" Luci getting his ass pounded in rut which is when he's supposed to be the most dominant? Just icing on the cake 🤧

I ALSO LOVE ALL OF THESE

bonus thoughts for the class!! [tags: dom!MC, sub demon boys, pegging, knotting, heat cycles, ovipos!Beel]

big bad head bitch Luci in rut because he's "Alpha" of the household, but needing to be dominated by MC since he's accepted them as his dom. So he needs to fuck and be fucked, and oh, the conflicting desires tangle up inside him until he's not sure what he wants, just that he wants. Until MC pins him down and gets a leg between his and lets him rut up against their thigh until he's gasping and begging them to fuck him.

ALSO Lucifer going from maximum prideful confidence when he approaches MC to ask them to be his heat partner, to being a begging, needy mess basically as soon as they start touching him. that's basically my entire fucking jam right there dfslkajdlsj

Barbatos in heat.... 😌>:3 Your boy goes a little feral and manifests his true form the whole time he's in heat. Loves having his tail pulled. Loves being tugged around by the horns -- they're not as delicate as they look. Fucking loves being in heat when MC is around to take care of him through it.

MC becomes known for being an excellent heat partner because they will bring you all the snacks and hot drinks and belly rubs you need and also because having a magical strap-on and chugging D-Energy means they have Excellent Stamina lmao

also consider: magical knotting strap-on 👀

Diavolo has really short but really intense heats where he basically just wants to get pinned down and keep a knot in him for six hours straight dfkjdfksjf

👀👀👀 time for my ovipos!Beel agenda: Beel's gotta ovipos when he's in heat, oh myyyyy ... Turns out if MC fucks him and strokes him through it, the whole process feels 1000x more amazing

Mammon trying to be dominant while demanding to get fucked, and MC clearly just humoring him >:3

Mammon: Human! You're gonna do as I say!

MC: Sure thing, Mams. [grabs his ass]

Mammon: [squeaks] Y-you're, you're gonna fuck me now!

MC: [beatifically, already lubed up and pushing into him] Sure thing, Mams.

[koumine]

I demand headcanons on our boys riding our thigh somewhere where you could get caught cause why the fuck not-

For Levi maybe at a convention (low-key funny if it's in the private break room of the voice actor of RuriChan lmao)

Lucifer, literally Dia and the brothers are about to come into the student council room for a meeting- (being extremely mean is very much needed)

Beel, kitchen/restaurant

Belphie..... I have no clue not gonna lie-

Satan, poor little catboy just wanted to bring MC to his book club meeting but the horny hits smh 😔

Mammon, oh Lord Mammon, either a casino or in a witch's house cause Mammon wanted MC to help him get out of a deal with her. Maybe she went out to do something important and used a spell to keep them from leaving. Or.... Omg... In Lucifer's office- OOP-

Simeon, common room at Purgatory Hall and since we worship Simeon orgasms maybe afterwards Luke calls them to the kitchen for some help and they do it again while sitting at the table. Poor Luke just thinks MC is being clingy by having Simeon on their lap. If only he knew 🤧

For Barbatos we're just mean, anywhere, it doesn't matter, empty hallway in the middle of third period? Yes. As he's about to bring Dia some tea or files? Yes. Mans in the middle of cleaning the front entrance and anyone could walk in or walk by upstairs? Yes. BUT ONLY IF HE'S OKAY WITH IT!! 👏CON👏SENT!!

But anytime he gets close cumming we just peace out and someone somehow manages to walk in as soon as we back off so he can't just jump on us.

I demand headcanons on our boys riding our thigh somewhere where you could get caught

idk dude you kinda took care of it already lmao ✨👌

some thoughts:

Leviathan: low key hot if he's also in the Ruri-chan cosplay bc the boy looks damn good in a skirt

YES, BULLY LUCIFER <3

I'm into the Mammon at a casino scenario...... the boy's hot for money, we all know this. Imagine you're playing the slots in a back corner of the casino and he gets a little horny when you start winning... so you drag him back into your lap and have him ride your thigh while you keep playing. >_> Hey so *ahem* this one has already become its own WIP since I immediately had to drop everything and go start writing it ... >_> previews soonish

I'll contribute a Belphie one: Belphie initiates. MC is just minding their own business reading in the music room or playing videogames, and Belphie will just crawl right into their lap and demand attention. MC amusedly sets aside their book or pauses their game (bonus points if boss fight music is still going on in the background), and shifts Belphie onto their thigh. "Something you need, Bels?" He's already hard.

we're being mean to Barbatos now???? oh shit I'm into it, I'm into it 👀👀👀. I will have you know that I 1000% believe that behind Barbatos' cool collected veneer of civility he is actually a (literal) beast and a slut, so he would definitely be into getting claimed and used randomly at any moment fuckkkkkafsd;jalfda it's free use, it's Free Use Barbatos aaaaaa

[kou.exe has encountered an error and needs to restart.]

...I swore I was going to be loyal to Lucifer, Simeon, and Leviathan, and here you are turning me into a Barbatos simp smh /j lmao

thanks for the magnificent ask yet again <3

[koumine]

I've had a headcanon that Dia and MC just have the best friendship ever for so long. So sometimes if something happens Dia just rings up MC like;

Dia: Did you know, that a Lucifer can spend around 100hrs staring at a piece of paper with zero progress? :D

MC: ..... Where is he?

Dia: In his secret study at the school.

MC: THAT BITCH-

If you can think of any other moments of Dia snitching on the brothers + Simeon then please share :3

You said MC & Diavolo friendship and all I can think of is that the prank wars must be ... legendary.

At first it's just MC and Diavolo quietly pranking each other but keeping it kind of subtle because Barbatos and Lucifer would Not Approve ... and then Simeon somehow finds out and joins in >:3. The prank wars quickly escalate to unprecedented levels of chaos and destruction. Everyone except Barbatos and Lucifer gets drawn into the conflict, pledging their undying prank loyalty to one of the three factions: MC, Diavolo, or Simeon. The House of Lamentation, Purgatory Hall, and the RAD student council office become warzones, and explosions and cackling can be heard from within at all hours of the night. Outside observers watch with great alarm because they legitimately can't tell if this is a prank war or an actual war anymore.

The factions:

Team Lucifer Sucks (plus Levi):

Team Leader: MC ("I didn't agree to this team name" ^-^;; "You're all going down though." >:3 )

Belphie: "the Lucifer Sucks gang has to stick together" >:)

Satan: "Oh are we pranking Lucifer? I'm in."

Leviathan: "omh doing pranks with my best friend?! This is gonna be just like that anime--"

Team Royal:

Team Leader: Diavolo ("Ah! A prank war! How exciting!" ^-^)

Solomon: "I could have sided with my fellow human. Or my housemates. But this is more interesting." ;3

Asmo: "Solomon ordered me to join his team~" ;3

Team Angelic:

Team Leader: Simeon (>:D "This is solely for the purpose of cultural exchange, of course." >:D )

Luke: "Simeon, are you sure this is a good idea?" D:

Mammon: "This is a terrible idea. I'm in."

Beel: "They promised I could eat the leftovers from all food-related pranks." :)

Finally, somebody pranks Lucifer one time too many, and his pride can't take it anymore. He retaliates against everyone.

Team Lucifer:

Team Leader: Lucifer ("You killed my venomous Patris flytrap. Prepare to die.") >:[

Everyone else takes this to mean that he's joining the prank war as a fourth faction, and immediately gang up on him. Chaos and destruction spread across the capitol. Lucifer gets zero work done for three solid days of mischief.

Finally, Barbatos puts on his Scary Smile and goes to see each of the faction leaders individually. He just smiles that smile at them. The completely gentle one. The terribly tranquil one. The one that says, with perfect serenity, "You are going to comply. Or else."

A prank peace accord is immediately put into effect. All the faction leaders shake on it, glancing nervously at Barbatos, who supervises with his Scary Smile. The prank war ends.

[koumine]

A friend and I were talking about how Asmodeus probably put his pact mark right on MC's butt and it got me thinking.

Where would the other brothers (And maybe Dia and Barbatos if given the chance) put their pact mark? AND how would MC show them off.

Example: Mammon put his right on MC's neck because we're HIS treasure and he wants everyone to know that we belong to him, so MC wears golden necklaces that frame the mark perfectly. The necklaces don't block it and in fact makes the mark more visible.

And since I'm very much into the Domming Lucifer Without The Pact Hype Train imagine Lucifer gives MC different pieces of jewelry or acceories (You decide which ones, there's so many I can't choose) to wear instead.

If our Subs can proudly wear their collars and chokers then we can proudly where their marks! After all there must always be equality in a relationship! 😌

I gotta be honest, the "letting the demons decide where to put their pact marks on you" thing is not really my jam, but you do you

if there had to be pact marks my MC would probably just keep them restricted to their hands/forearms. (if they usually wear long sleeves, it starts to become A Thing among the demons whenever MC rolls up their sleeves lol)

I hereby claim my title as Conductor of the Domming Lucifer With No Pact Hype Train 😎 I'd go for a fancy but not too ostentatious watch.

thanks for the ask!

[koumine]

Now you putting secretary au in the tags got me thinking-

Imagine after our scholarship in devildom is over MC decides, fuck it I work here now- (cause lets be honest our boys would drag us back to hell by our hair if they have too) so now MC works as Lucifer's secretary and we have our very own office.

Imagine the prompts!!

-Simeon eating us out/sucking us off under a desk

-Bending Lucifer over the desk

-Forcing Mammon to sit at our feet (or between our legs-) while we work and he can't touch us

Anytime Diavolo enters our office someone is either napping on the couch or under the desk and he KNOWS!! HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED!!

MC and Dia just have a mutual agreement to never say a word about it so the boys don't feel embarrassed lol

hehehehe I like how you think. Excellent prompts.

However, let me offer you this food for thought thirst (and this is what I have planned for my secretary AU): modern Devildom AU where nobody's an Avatar of Sin or the ruler of the Devildom, just ordinary demons (and angels). Then there's demon MC who's literally and figuratively a boss. And Lucifer is *their* secretary.

MC gets to call Lucifer into their office and sexually harass him whenever they want. (He's into it.) MC gets to condescendingly tell Lucifer to smile, sweetheart, and wouldn't you look prettier in a skirt? (He would.) MC gets to bend Lucifer over their big boss desk and hike up his pretty little modest skirt and fuck him just like that, and oops I completely forgot I had a phone meeting right now, you should have reminded me, Lucifer. Well, then, you're just going to have to hold still and keep quiet while I talk business, aren't you, sweetheart. (He tries. He really fucking tries.)

(also, a bunch of the other boys are sugar babies and/or part of MC's harem, so it's also a harem AU at the same time :3)

[koumine]

Okay now I know we're all horny here-

But imagine Lucifer purring during aftercare, cause they say cats are the windows to hell and the closest relatives to demons, just imagine this man purring as you clean him up and praise him and just take care of him 🤧🤧

I'd cry from the fluff

I am screaming. A horrific, demonic, unholy grinding screech is issuing from my mouth. I have no control over this. Lucifer! PURRING!!!!! SHSKODODFJFBDNFaefffoji

thank you, thank you for this galaxy brain, expect to see me stealing that in future writing

[koumine]

A friend of mine in our group chat said Satan can't swim and I find that hilarious do I've come to share this headcanon with you

Just imagine having a beach day and he's just clinging on to MC for dear life while their in the water 😂😂

Also you know how we're envisioned as a small purple sheep? It kinda reminds me of those scented stress toys that you can just squeeze and now I'm busting thinking of Satan just plucking us from the couch or one of the brothers and just

Le Squeeze

I imagine it doesn't hurt but god damn would that be surprising. All the brothers have saying that's just,

Having a shit day? Squeeze the sheep. 😂😂

lol I accept these headcanons

also, variations:

Having a shit day? go get headpats from the sheep :3

having a perfectly fine day but you just want attention? go cuddle the sheep :3

I've actually been trying to come up with a sheep-related nickname for the brothers to call MC for ages (for TDD) but all I've got so far is like ... Lamb Master -> Lammaster idk help 😅

[koumine]

Bruh if Lucifer had a tail-

Imagine his tail wrapping around your thigh or arm as you grab his prostate like a grapefruit-

* i n h a l e s *

bruh.

YESSSSSS.

[koumine]

I'm a firm believer that Mammon is a cryer, whether he's overestimated or not the tears just come full force and I am gonna spread my agenda >;]

crying Mammon agenda accepted!

>:3 poor boy is easy to overwhelm.

[koumine]

Obey Me Brothers reactions to being over stimulated on a strap

You won't do it, no balls

now listen here you --😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

I already wrote 5k of this shit for Lucifer, and you dare to question my balls???

[koumine]

Kou your a professional Obey Me Simp

Ya girl has been trying to find this fic where basically Solomon is a bitch and convinces MC to put a spell on our boy Lucifer so that he'll take a break, turns out the spell turned Lucifer into a horny cat boy and MC pegs him..... Did I mention we peg the rest of brothers who have also turned into a cat boys due to the spell as well

I need it so I can spread it everywhere and continue my Obey Me Brothers Cat Boy Agenda

Also our boys in skirts is really hot, has nothing to do with what I just said but it just came to mind and I figure I should bless you with the image as well-

Kou your a professional Obey Me Simp

you take that back. 🤣 I have failed to earn this title because I wasn't able to find that fic for you lmao. I tried. I really gave it a proper fucking try and couldn't find it on either Tumblr or AO3. 😭😭😭 it's a damn shame, I'd love to read it myself. And to help you spread the Cat Boy Agenda.

Thank you for the skirt thoughts blessing! As consolation, here are some further OM! boys in skirts ideas:

Lucifer:

ankle-length, with neat pleats, black (of course)

occasionally he might deign to wear a knee-length skirt with some dark tights. bonus points if it's a black skirt with a layer of red fabric on the inside, because Aesthetic ™

Mammon:

tight white leather miniskirt for going to the club baybeeee

also I think he'd look good in light-washed denim, rips optional

Leviathan:

Ruri-chan cosplay. of course

soft pastel pink miniskirt with a soft fuzzy pink sweater aaaa (credit to my friend E for this one); bonus if it's a cropped sweater

deep indigo mid-calf-length skirt for when he's in his true form, and his tail peeks out the bottom

Satan

I'm going to forcibly upgrade his fashion sense and give him a floor-length slinky satin skirt in navy blue, with a side slit that goes way up

or classic librarian chic: gray tweed pencil skirt that can go with his everyday top

Asmodeus

white and pink floral, mid thigh length, with soft ruffles

a really tight miniskirt in stretchy white fabric, to maximally show off his ass

Beelzebub

big poofy skirt with lots of layers because the idea of it making him happy to floof it around is making me happy

however if Asmo dresses him, he will end up wearing some kind of stretchy jersey skirt that's tight enough to show off the dump truck ass that he definitely has

Belphegor

anything that has pockets and is comfortable enough to sleep in

bonus points if it has a cow print

little black dress! with a tight skirt down to mid thigh!

Simeon

oh sweet hells I have too many Simeon outfit ideas. I plan to draw them eventually 😅

floor length dark green velvet skirt with high slits on both sides. matching long-sleeved crop top with an off-the-shoulder shallow-v neckline.

cheery yellow sundress with a flowy knee-length skirt

Diavolo

Diavolo in a miniskirt, Diavolo in a miniskirt [because of this post]

a teeny tiny little red pleated miniskirt

a tight mid-thigh skirt in black, with diagonal white stripes bc I think it's fun

Solomon

this outfit with a dress worn by fem!Solomon, but actually he'll wear it whenever he damn well pleases

knee-length A-line skirt with a pretty blue gradient, with black tights with little mesh cutouts in curvy shapes

Barbatos

slightly off theme but I have this headcanon of Barbatos wearing silk nightgowns to bed, so like a nice pale green one that goes down to mid-thigh. long, loose sleeves, maybe a bit of lace edging

one of those skirts that's shorter in the front and longer in the back, with a teal gradient that matches his Aesthetic ™, and black tights

[koumine]

Ello Ello >:3

1- Royal AU, Arranged Marriage, Erotic Dreams, First Time

2-Fairy Tale AU, Forgotten First Meeting, Curses, Unexpected Virgin

3- Performer AU, Married To The Job, Fake Dating, I Didn't Mean To Turn You On

You don't have to do all of them I just couldn't decide which one so I just decided to submit them all lol

Ello ello, thanks for the ask! <3 My brain went brrrrrrrrr in a good way so I did #1 and #2! These prompt fills probably both qualify as mini-fics lol...

I did make an attempt at #3, but all I came up with was trial attorney Barbatos who's married to his work and barely has a life but does have a pet axolotl named Axatos before my brain gave up. (He loves that axolotl though, okay. Axatos the axolotl is his son and attorney!Barbatos would die for him.)

#1: MC x Belphie, rated M. #2: Simeon x Lucifer, rated M. Read below! [the tropes list for this ask game is here!]

1- Royal AU, Arranged Marriage, Erotic Dreams, First Time

I took all of the above and gave it a little magical twist! MC x Belphie, rated M.

After the end of a grueling ten-year war with a neighboring realm, the royal coffers stand nearly empty. King Lucifer, oldest of seven brothers, makes a contract with the richest merchant family in the kingdom to arrange a marriage between his youngest brother, Prince Belphegor, and the merchant family's scion, MC. The royal family gets an influx of much-needed funds, and the merchant family gets elevated to noble status, so everyone wins. Except for MC and Belphie, who are Not Enthused about getting arranged to marry, and who each decide to hate the other on principle. To make things more interesting, Belphie and MC have both had recurring erotic dreams about each other pretty much ever since they hit adulthood -- however, after each dream, they can never remember what the other person's face looked like. The dreams are the hottest, most perfect sexual experiences they each could ever imagine, so neither has bothered to have much experience with other partners, even though they've had opportunities to do so. Why bother, when going to sleep alone and dreaming is so much more enjoyable? So when they're arranged to get married, neither knows that it's the other person that they've been dreaming about. During the betrothal period, they stiffly if politely agree to never consummate (this kingdom doesn't actually require consummation for legal purposes, so it makes no difference there), and to adopt heirs to continue MC's newly noble line (and Belphie’s, not that that will likely come into play with him being the youngest of seven), and to otherwise live their lives as independently and separately as possible. On their wedding night, MC and Belphie go to bed together to keep up appearances. Fortunately, the royal marriage bed is fucking massive, so they’re both able to lie down comfortably without touching each other and, eventually, fall asleep. Both dream, and meet the other in their dreams. They embrace, relieved to be able to escape from reality for a while, and then look at each other’s faces, and they each recognize the other. They both wake up so abruptly that there’s no possible chance of them forgetting whose face they just saw as the lover of their literal dreams, and proceed to freak the fuck out. Cue a long, long conversation where they figure out that they actually have been sharing erotic dreams this whole time, and neither of them recognized the other for the whole time they’ve been betrothed, and -- You’re -- you’re really into that? Yeah. you too? ...Yeah. And then, awkwardly, they decide to actually try fucking for real, because why not, they’re married and apparently have some sort of erotic brain connection. It’s awkward and strange to do it for real, and nowhere near perfect like the dreams always are, but it’s -- somehow, it’s better anyway, to be there together for real. To laugh together when MC tries to push Belphie’s leg up toward his chest like they did in that one dream, only to discover that Belphie’s not actually that flexible in reality. To look into each other’s eyes and know that both will be able to remember every detail afterward, even after sleeping and waking again. The next morning, they sit groggily at the private dining table in Belphie’s room, Belphie leaning into MC’s shoulder, and revisit their marriage agreement. Maybe this arranged marriage thing won’t be so bad, after all.

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2-Fairy Tale AU, Forgotten First Meeting, Curses, Unexpected Virgin

The Simeon x Lucifer angsty feels are strong with me today!! I kinda-sorta used all the prompts? Out of Simeon and Lucifer, I would expect Simeon to be the virgin (at least in canon), so I flipped it to Lucifer instead. *shrugshrugshrug* Also, we have here a Fairy Tale AU where Simeon and Lucifer share a sleeping beauty curse that means that only one of them can be awake at a time, while the other is in cursed sleep. They trade back and forth by kissing the sleeping person awake.

“I found out who cursed us,” Simeon says, when Lucifer wakes. Simeon’s eyes are already starting to droop closed, though he’s clearly fighting the curse as much as he can. Lucifer sits up in a hurry, ignoring the tingling of the curse in his just-kissed lips and the stiffness in all his limbs that haven’t moved in however long he’s been asleep this time, and supports Simeon when he sits down heavily on the bed. “Who?” he asks. “The witch Maddi,” Simeon says, blinking hard and forcing his eyes open wide. “I brought back all the information I could find.” Lucifer helps him get the strap of his bag off of his shoulder, and drops the bag and Simeon’s shirt to the floor, and pulls Simeon in close against his own bare chest. They’ve discovered, after years of alternately living and slumbering with this curse, that they can prolong the transition with skin-to-skin contact. With Lucifer holding him like this, Simeon might be able to stay awake for another half an hour or so, if Lucifer can keep him focused. “Thanks,” Simeon says, and crawls right into Lucifer’s lap to press them together even closer, chest to chest. “Um,” Lucifer says, his face setting itself on fire and his heart just about pounding out of his chest. Simeon is in his lap, he’s never done this before, oh god, okay. “Did you find out why?” he manages. “No idea,” Simeon says with his face nuzzled into the join of Lucifer’s neck and shoulder, “that’ll be your job to find out next.” “Okay,” Lucifer breathes. “It was probably something really petty,” Simeon murmurs, “like maybe you met her once and then immediately forgot her name afterward or something.” He chuckles, low and warm and right in Lucifer’s ear, and Lucifer can’t help the shiver that rolls through him. Simeon lifts his head, and looks at Lucifer, and draws his hands up to cup Lucifer’s face, and Lucifer just about stops breathing. “You and me,” Simeon says softly, “we’ve been dancing around this for a long time, haven’t we?” “Since before the curse began,” Lucifer whispers, agrees. “I was awake for a whole year, this time,” Simeon admits, “chasing down leads until I finally found Maddi’s name. It gave me time to think about some things.” “Things like…?” Lucifer dares to ask. Simeon smiles, and bends his head down, and kisses him, sweet and soft, and Lucifer wraps his arms around him tighter and kisses back. “Things like -- why wait?” Simeon murmurs. “I care for you. I want you. We have this little bit of time together. Why wait?” “I,” Lucifer says, and swallows. “I want to, I just -- I’ve never…” “That’s perfectly fine,” Simeon says, and kisses him again. “I’ll show you what to do.” With Simeon sitting in his lap fully nude, and riding him with slow rolling motions that make Lucifer see stars, they manage to stay awake together for a lot longer than the usual half hour. Afterward, Lucifer lets himself tip back until he’s laying flat on the bed with Simeon lying on his chest. He holds Simeon as tightly as he can, kissing him gently over and over, trying to keep him awake for just a little longer. “It’s okay,” Simeon murmurs, barely keeping his eyes open, blinking long and slow. “You’ll figure out the next part of the puzzle. Take as long as you need. And live a little, while you do.” “I always miss you too much to stay awake without you for long,” Lucifer admits. “You too,” Simeon says fuzzily. “But do it anyway.” After the next blink, his eyes stay closed. He’s asleep. “Okay,” Lucifer whispers. He can’t kiss Simeon again, now, or they’ll only trade places again. And Simeon’s more than earned some rest.

Lucifer stays by Simeon’s side for as long as he can justify, three nights of listening to Simeon’s slow, even breathing and resting his palm over Simeon’s steady, strong heart in between three days of reading through and analyzing all the notes and leads that Simeon brought back in his bag and preparing reluctantly to go. And then he packs all the things he’ll need to track down Maddi once and for all. He makes sure to turn Simeon onto his side, the sleeping position he prefers, and pulls the covers up comfortably around him. He gives him one last, non-curse-triggering kiss on the hair, reinforces the wards on the house that will keep Simeon safe and protected and sheltered for as long as he sleeps, and goes.