#scary dazai

[sorcerersandskillusers]

Reblog with your favourite sinister Dazai moments.

Here's a really underrated one from The Dark Era light novel.

“It’s best to get rid of subordinates who are causing problems because of drugs,” Dazai suddenly says, providing no context.

“Drugs?” The colour drains from Hirotsu’s face. “No, no one touches that stuff. The subordinates as well… my subordinates are exemplary as well…”

“The gun holstered at your waist,” Dazai points to Hirotsu.

Hirotsu quickly moves to cover the gun out of reflex.

“Hirotsu-san doesn’t have the habit of carrying a gun, huh. Moreover, you’re a very cautious person when it comes to weapons, you wouldn’t randomly stick it on your belt. Which means that this is neither yours nor goods. Considering the condition that it’s been kept in, this should be your subordinate’s. Am I right?”

Hirotsu doesn’t reply. Dazai continues, “Hirotsu-san, as a commander of a hundred, you have at least 20 or so subordinates under you. Was this gun borrowed from your subordinate. Unlikely. At this early hour, there aren’t cases that require the use of guns. This gun was confiscated. The evidence would be the white powder and blood stains left on the handle. But there are no traces of these on Hirotsu-san’s clothes. But there are heavy eyebags under your eyes. From this, we can infer that your subordinates were involved in some drug disputes. Last night, you caught them and confiscated their weapons because you didn’t know what they’d done.”

“That is—“ Hirotsu’s voice goes hoarse as he tries to explain, but Dazai interrupts him.

“Hirotsu-san, your subordinates violated the mafia’s regulations. The drug industry may reap great benefits, but it’ll only attract trouble. The Special Ability Department, narcotics bureau, and the military police’s anti-organization surveillance committee will be lying in wait for us to make a blunder, using this excuse to report us to the government. It’s not enough to just confiscate their weapons.”

“But…”

“Hirotsu-san. Although I don’t quite understand your reasons, executives are put up there for a reason. Once you become an executive, even if you don’t like it, you’ll have subordinates beneath you. Using these useless idiots to succeed isn’t my thing. I dispose any good-for-nothings. You should take care of them.”

“…Extremely sorry,” Hirotsu chokes out the words.

In the world of the mafia, “take care of” is synonymous with a death sentence. If one does not obey the orders of executives and higher ups, they will find themselves to be viewed as traitors and meet a similar fate.

Hirotsu does not respond after he admits his mistake. Dazai’s gaze is icy cold. Time passes in frigid silence.

“…I’m scaring you! I’m just joking!” Dazai suddenly bursts out merrily.

Hirotsu looks at him in confusion.

“It’s precisely because Hirotsu-san wouldn’t easily get rid of his subordinates that so many people follow him. I’m leaving this to you. I’ll keep it from the leader,” he laughs as he walks over, patting Hirotsu’s shoulder.

Hirotsu nods his head, stunned. Unconsciously, he brings his hand to touch his throat which has gone stiff.

As the youngest executive in mafia history, Dazai is a living legend. The truth cannot slip past Dazai’s eyes. This applies to both outside and within the mafia.

Another important point: No one can tell what Dazai fancies or detests, what he will approve of or denounce. Not even Hirotsu, a veteran of the mafia for over ten years.

Right now, it would not come as a surprise if Dazai chose to “take care” of Hirotsu.

TLDR: Dazai points out that Hirotsu is covering for one of his subordinates, and indirectly threatens to kill Hirotsu if he doesn't kill the subordinate he's protecting first. Dazai says he's just joking, but everyone there knows he could and would do it if he felt like it.

[pleucas]

irresponsible illegal getaway drive

[ryartchus]

hrm...

[yaolmao]

rahhhh dtiys forrrrr: @lotus-pear

Closeup:

[esmiara]

Love confess-...oh!

Kind of a "sequel" to this, but it's really just about that one scene in fifteen.

[starlightshadowsworld]

Bsd except Chuuya doesn't join the Port Mafia.

Dazai wandering around Suribachi city without a care in the world. No one dares say antagonise him despite knowing he's Port Mafia.

Chuuya, King of the Sheep walking alongside him and sending a warning look to anyone who tries something.

[aluraveil]

yandere ex pm dazai x reader

im imagining a scenario where it turns out that pm dazai doesnt really love you and that you were just a toy for him to play around with..

you're angry and rightfully upset and you're in tears and sobbing. you thought dazai loved you and it turns out that he didnt? what a sick joke.

buuuut then dazai sort of realizes that he's alone without you. there's a sick feeling of regret crawling up his spine.

and once he starts to regret, it hits him hard. he went from not caring and then did a whole 180 and started to miss you a lot.

once hes in the phase where regret eats up at him, he's quite literally scary as fuck. all of a sudden he becomes more agitated, more selfish, and has less patience.

all of his subordinates and people working under him can tell that dazai is a time ticking bomb about to explode. when he regrets, dazai becomes more aggressive and downright scary. if his men fail a mission they are all getting severely punished. dazai just doesn't have the patience anymore.

it doesn't get any better when he becomes the port mafia's boss. if anything, he becomes even worse. if you thought mafia executive 'Demon Prodigy' dazai was scary, you haven't seen anything.

as the boss of the port mafia, dazai is naturally in charge of everything that happens as he quite literally is the highest ranking member of the mafia because he's the leader. during the time period he takes over as the boss, nobody even wants to mess with him.dazai has much more influence over everything during this time and you can bet that he has been watching over you for quite some time.

it doesn't take long for dazai to snatch you back up. he quite literally was 'suffering' and in so much 'pain' without you even when it was clearly his fault. you cant blame yourself for leaving him. who wants to be with someone who doesnt love you? nobody right?

during this time, he tries to run into you by coincidence. at this point he sometimes runs into you if you worked at a restaurant or something. he tries to play it cool but you both know what his true intentions are and it doesn't need to be said out loud.

you however, are downright terrified. this is literally the same guy who committed 625 counts of fraud. 625. not to mention he is the literal boss of the port mafia. the boss. the frickin boss.

you're scared because you dont believe he will show any mercy towards you. this is because the two of you arent 'lovers' (you don't know if the both of you ever were because dazai didnt hold any feelings for you) and he probably sees you as nothing more than a stupid idiot. this is not the same dazai you loved. this is the dazai that doesnt love you meaning that he doesnt care about you which in turn means that if something happened to you, he just straight up doesnt care.

he starts calling you 'belladonna' and 'darling' again which feels awkward and disgusting. whenever he calls you that you straight up wince and cringe and you don't even try to hide it. there's a whole wave of awkwardness that lingers in the air when you just reply back with a "..hi?.." dazai senses that the tension in the air is so thick that you could slice through it but him being him he just straight up dgaf.

you're not thrilled to see him whatsoever. when he comes here he doesn't even order any food and just tries to talk to you. he always leaves you a huge tip when he does leave though. you never take it though. you dont want his money. the next time he does come you give the money back to him and but he refuses to take it back saying "you've been working so hard belladonna, you deserve to treat yourself." again with the belladonna thing. it doesnt feel right for him to call you that at all.

dazai knows that youre refusing his advances but it doesnt stop him from trying. afterall you loved him once. thats all that matters. its only the results that matter in the end right?

right?

...

maybe.

[evilkaeya]

teen skk were terrified of horror movies idc idc. The first time they watched the ring Dazai refused to leave Chuuya's apartment till the sun came up. Chuuya reluctantly woke Dazai up at 3am because he needed to piss. They slept on the couch together.

[lil-vibes]

big fan of chuuya just not being phased by dazai anymore. the ada judge just how Off The Hinges a plan is by chuuya's reaction, if hes unbothered then so are they. pm members shake in their boots just by hearing dazai's name and chuuya "i shared an apartment with him, hes so embarrassing behind closed doors" nakahara is like " ??? yall fr 🤨?"

[ssaraexposs]

You don't fuck with the Armed Detective Agency

[cyrafoam]

part 1? of the skk past life au im working on!! more to come ofc :D

[sorcerersandskillusers]

How are there actually people who want to date this man??? He has more red flags then bandages

(Dazai's answer about marrige from Otomedia magazine)

[degenerateshinji]

bit of an art dump

[hella1975]

can you imagine there’s been a reward of 700,000 yen for YEARS for whoever can guess what profession your weird coworker had before he joined this organisation and naturally you’re stumped bc this guy is capital S Strange he’s a fucking freak he could literally have done anything and then you do finally find out bc this chucklefuck goes ‘i was in the literal mafia 😋’ id be so mad

[mydearestdrabbles]

to start off spooky month i propose skk scary movie slippage ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

dazai had been teasing chuuya all afternoon about being “ too much of a scaredy-cat” to sit down and watch the latest scary movie that’d come to streaming… only for him to cuddle closer to chibi as the movie went on

chuuya *ruffling dazai’s hair*: “what’s on your mind love… is the movie getting to be a bit too scary?”- chuuya said this with an additional amount of care- if they’d both been big he would’ve made much more of a moment out of this- but he had a feeling that wasn’t the case

dazai *nodding against chuuya*

chuuya *adjusting himself slightly to turn off the movie, quickly returning to the “precious little angel” that lay with him*: “thanks for telling me angel, that was a scary one hm?” he asked softly pulling dazai closer 

dazai nodded once more before he drifted quickly off to sleep- the warm comfort of his carer’s arms reminding him he was safe, he’d always be

[astro-can]

just a normal bsd comment section !! (mom pick me up im scared)