#bsd hirotsu

[tachiharastanacc]

I think the next arc should start with Chuuya getting back and freaking out that there are government surgeons in the mafia base, only to learn that the Black Lizard kidnapped them bc they want them to fix Tachihara.

Imagine being a top secret surgeon and some old man grabs you and starts threatening you very coldly and aggressively. And then brings you to the mafia. I’d cry.

[iwamimimimi]

[mothzan]

Moving on

[inamagicalhallucination]

sometimes i like to imagine hirotsu is just the go to guy for crush ranting

like my man will be trying to relax, have a drink, and chuuya will burst in like "can you fucking believe the NERVE of that bastard DAZAI????"

and then after a few hours of that, he'll be like finally, but then higuchi will come in like "akutagawa senpai is so handsome but gin is kind of cool too, i don't know what to-"

and then after a few hours of that, akutagawa will burst in like "THAT DAMNED WERETIGER SMILED AT ME I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO SHOULD I KILL HIM???"

and after a few hours of that

chuuya bursts in again like "WHY IS THAT BASTARD DAZAI'S NEW PARTNER SO TALL AND WHO EVEN GROWS OUT THEIR HAIR LIKE THAT WHY DID DAZAI GET A HANDSOME PARTNER WHY NOT ME"

and after a bit of that akutagawa bursts in again "I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO. I THREATENED THE WERETIGER BUT HE JUST GIGGLED AND NOW I HAVE A DATE"

and then after a few hours of that he tries to relax and tachihara bursts in like "I LIKE GIN DOES THAT MEAN IM GAY"

and after a few hours of that-

[raiain]

weekly gaming besties!!!!! they kept doing this even after dazai left the mafia the gamer bond is unbreakable

[luneariann]

Old man yaoi, as promised

[flamie-42]

Joint Missions

*ADA and PM joint mission* Atsushi: Ok I think we got all of them. Akutagawa: yeah, thanks for your help weretiger Kunikida: what's up with those two? Hirotsu: *draws a heart with fingers* Kunikida: for fucks sake *facepalms* ... Kunikida: *looks around* wait where's Dazai Hirotsu: you don't wanna go looking for him, mate. Kunikida: *suspicious* why? Hirotsu: do you see Chuuya anywhere? Kunikida:...OH Hirotsu: yeah... Kunikida: *sighs* alright. Atsushi! Stop flirting with the mafioso. DAZAI! Get the fuck out here! We are heading home! Atsushi: *flustered* I wasn't flirting Kunikida-san! Dazai: *walks around a corner with an unbuttoned shirt and blushed face* I'm here, ready to head out! Kunikida: I'm disappointed in both of you. Atsushi: *looking shyly over his shoulder at Akutagawa* Dazai: *smirking and waving at an equally unkempt Chuuya* Kunikida: am I the ONLY one who isn't fucking the mafia! Dazai: I can help you get a date if you want~ *gets punched*

Part 3 ~ Part 2 ~ Part 1

[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

...this sure is escalating...

Hirotsu : Did you really have to stab Dazai-kun !?

Chuuya : You weren’t there! You didn’t hear what that little punk said to me !

Hirotsu : What did he say?

Chuuya : “What’re you gonna do ? Stab me ?”

Hirotsu : Sounds like him.

[iwashie]

MELTING MAGNETS

!! mdni, f!reader(25+), age gap(10/15 years), male characters 35+ !!

Older man who worked hard to have the life he has and couldn’t get a love, keep a love or find someone his age willing to share and build with him and now he’s given up on it, living life as it comes, without much expectation. Older man tired of everything.

Older man tired of everything, believing that he was going to die alone, until he exchanged glances at you and his heart pounded again, his body reacted as if it was being turned on after a long time of no use.

“I’m old enough to be your parent.” "You’re nothing mine, but you can be."

Older man who, every time he convinced himself that he couldn’t do that, found himself closer to you, getting closer little by little, opening up as if you were the key to everything he kept.

Older man who felt bad for letting you into his life, getting real laughs and smiles out of him, arousing an interest in being protective, an interest in wanting to know more about you, of always being close to you, listening to your voice, smelling and touching you.

Older man who could easily lose control when around you, letting you shape him as you pleased, showing what it was like to fall in love all over again.

Older man who knew it was dangerous to get involved with younger women.

However, your touch seemed to catch him on fire, warming every bone in his body and melting away all the protection he’d created. Your kiss made him want more, made him hungry, wishing he had everything you were offering to him. You together, touching, kissing, loving, whispering truths in the urgency, wanting more from each other, burned violently.

You awakened what had long died in him. You burned in him the will to accomplish what he once gave up.

You two played this game of desire and secrecy, playing the dangerous, dancing past the point of return, far from what he swore was right for both of you.

“I just want you. Tell me what you want.”

Older man who felt guilty and walked away, tried once again with people his age, but to no avail. He kept thinking about what the two of you would be like, how things were with you. Older man who found himself trapped in something he couldn’t undo.

“Never really felt bad about it. Let go, we can free ourselves of all we’ve learned.”

Older man who couldn’t stay away from you, always bumping when you two were in the same place, attracting each other like magnets. Older man who couldn’t help but desire you and not end up in a secluded corner where that fire melted you both and ended up molding yourselves in each other’s hands.

It’s inevitable for you two.

Older man who couldn’t stand the lonely life anymore and after he discovered you, he couldn’t go back to the old, he didn’t want to go back to the past. He felt alive after a long time; He wanted to feel the things you awakened in him, embrace that secret language of yours and not go back.

Older man who embraced the point of no return, allowed himself again, learning what it was like to be alive, not regretting being with you, choosing you over what he thought was right, not caring what others said or judged.

Older man who was happy and ready to make his dreams come true with a younger person willing to share and build things that others didn’t want. Older man who was on fire like he used to be, wishing he had you forever.

noel noa, marc snuffy, aizawa, nanami, shiu, kunikida, hirotsu, keishin ukai, ur fav !!

© iwashie 2023, please do not translate, modify or republish my works

[paus-corner]

“Mhm, how odd. They stopped fighting…?”

Post mission troupe is very dear to me specially if it’s tachigin

They were really arguing in the backseat with no seatbelts on , Gin trying to get Tachi’s place and getting half their body crashed by him until they gave up and exhaustion caught up to the two of them. They are ridiculous, yes.

[starlightshadowsworld]

You think Chuuya and Dazai see Atsushi and Akutugawa fighting and are just like, wow at least we weren't that bad.

Hirotsu just gives the loudest, long suffering sigh. While Kouyou starts laughing, because it's the funniest thing she's ever heard.

Kouyou: Oh you were serious?

Chuuya: Ane-san!

Hirotsu: They're a mess but you kids created the damn blue print, don't you forget it.

[yuugen-benni]

Let's be honest, everyone loves these DILFS:

[iwamimimimi]

[cffeine]

things are slow at the port mafia so mori sends dazai and chuuya to an ice skating rink, informs them of the soon-to-be terrorist attack (that is not coming) and tells them to blend in

on the cameras he had his men set up, he calls in kouyou and hirotsu to watch as the demon prodigy clings to a boy with a god inside of him, because if he doesn’t fall, there’s nothing incriminating

[sableeira]

all of that ominous introduction of Hirotsu just for peepaw to be yeeted out of the window later.

[solunstell]

Hc: Chuuya. 16 or 17. He always is either too jumpy/on his nerves end or can't control how hard he punches or smthng. Mori gets tired of having to allow absences due to injuries chuuyas accidentally given coworkers. Hirotsu gives him a drum. Chuuya has fun with it until he accidentally breaks it a week in. Next day, he finds a new one in his office (kouyou claims it was NOT HER). Chuuya becomes pretty good at drumming and reads a bunch of books and stuff to learn more.

ANYWAY drummer chuuya in canon universe is what I am suggesting

And yes, Dazai sneaks up behind him to slap the drum hard to scare chuuya. Chuuya, in turn, starts waking dazai up every morning by going to his window and playing loudly. Dazai retaliates by loudly playing a kazoo or harmonica at his door in the middle of the night.

The first time chuuya breaks his drum in years, everyone is surprised, and it looks as though chuuya punched through it. Chuuya explains its because dazai's hard headed. Insert looney tunes style breaking drum over head flashback