#schmeered

[bk8y02odo0tlk]

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[micamone]

#1 con of having short hair:

its been fucking years and i still keep trying to brush eraser shavings off my sketchbook with length that isnt there anymore

[w9bvchtphbrru]

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[willhelp-exe]

im vry proud of the polish jewish history of bagels and all that but it feels like every jewish food appreciation post is about bagels or latki 😭 “you want to try a jewish cultural food? actually you eat jewish food every day! *regurgitates the same fucking common knowledge for the 20th time this year*” BE FUCKING СЕРЬЕЗНО 😭

im aware this is a niche thing to complain about but it annoys the shit out of me 😭

[rockpapertheodore]

if u wanna make some slapping hors d'oeuvres

step 1: take your favorite bread. if you're slicing your own bread, go for about 1/4 to 1/2 inch thick (for metric, aim around the 1cm mark)

step 2: ladle or pour some chili oil or chili crisp onto the bread, about 1tbs. (enough for the bread to sponge up, but not so much it soaks it. you can add more to taste or to cover more surface area, but you don't need to overwhelm it)

>> optional add: a light spreading or schmeer of your favorite tangy, flavorful condiment. a good honey mustard is recommended (i've been using arby's horsey sauce and it's pretty dece)

lay one or two slices of thin-sliced deli chicken or turkey breast - or enough to cover the surface area of the bread, as need may be - so that they drape over the edges of the bread

lay ~1 slice of your favorite cheese on top of the meat. American cheese isn't recommended because as melty as it is, the melt isn't the only thing we're aiming for, here, and their thin melty nature seems to wick even more moisture out and over-dries the cheese into a burnt-cheese skin that isn't fantastic in the air fryer. I've been using havarti and provolone because they brown nice but leave a good melty interior.

I use an air fryer for these, but an oven should work as well (unfortunately i don't know how that'll convert quite yet), but air fryer 375°F-400°F (190°C-205°C) and arrange your shingles on the tray or basket so that there's enough space between them for airflow.

I prefer to cold-start them because it makes a crispier shingle, so i put the tray in and THEN start the airfryer so that it cooks through the preheat. This makes the cheese take on a nice, crispy skin and should be good and melty between the skin and the meat.

~8-12 minutes on the timer

the end result should give you a very tasty, savory, crispy shingle with a WHAM of umami from the chili oil.

[burnsoregonphotoblog]

Harney Co. Court House, Burns, Oregon

Lemon's Photo

Location:  450 North Buena Vista Avenue / West Washington Street

Built:  1941 – 1942 at a cost of $68,231

Style:  Modern

Architect:  C Roald, Schmeer and Harrington of Portland

Contractor:  A Richie & Company of Baker City

[rastronomicals]

8:16 PM EST February 21, 2024:

Black Sabbath - "Killing Yourself To Live" From the bootleg    Convention Center Asbury Park New Jersey (Recorded August 5, 1975)

Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm

Recorded August 5, 1975, on the Sabotage tour. Broadcast on the "King Biscuit Flour Hour" back in the day, then resurrected and leaked when it was considered for legal release at the turn of the century. So soundboard recording, master tapes, the whole schmeer.

Also bootlegged under the titles Heaven And Earth, Sabotaged, and Accidental Overdose.

--

[one-coming-is-enough]

Trick or treat, Jesus! :D

RAWR!!! Hahaha!!

Thanks for stopping by the glamping tent!

Have some delicious rocks. Ripper the Rapture Raptor loves monching on rocks.

Or if you don't like chocolate, have some broken stained glass?

If that's too hard on your teeth, I have softer options. Like a nice squid.

Or just regular old fish.

And don't forget to help yourself to a cup of sugar-flavored corn syrup.

It's even carbonated.

And don't forget to schmeer a little hummus on those fish or glass shards before you go.

[shirkers2018dirsanditan]

do you think jlc's win was because of splitting between angela bassett and stephanie hsu?

no. i think jamie lee curtis had a pretty good campaign, plus this year the SAG more accurately predicting the acting categories than the BAFTAs (which has been the better predictor in recent years), and i suspect because this is a more traditional, hollywood heavy oscars night (let’s call it the top gun effect). this year also ended the streak of the underdog, which is also reflected in the BAFTA vs. the WGA, SAG, PGA, DGA (etc) coalition, which is more hollywood centric (obviously!). stephanie hsu really had no chance; if anything she and JLC would split votes. but overall, i think the academy’s disdain for marvel prevailed. i think without avatar and top gun, they would be softer toward wakanda forever. but put up against the kind of traditional blockbusters they miss dearly, i don’t think they had as much love for a marvel sequel, career award schmeer award.

[vampiremeerkat]

Why didn't you bother to come up with new middle names for the alternate counterparts of Nazz Van Bartonschmeer like you did with Edd and Eddy?

Why I didn't come up with another variant of that last name? I never bothered, because the name itself is made up. "Van" would imply it's Dutch, but "Bartonschmeer" isn't. Not even a little. Some fans turned the "van" into "von" (by mistake, really), which makes a little bit more sense, since "Barton" and "Schmeer" separately are surnames you could find in Germany, but these three words together, it doesn't make sense. Of course, I could play the same game and look up a set of three similar-looking or sounding surnames that exist and mash them together for every version of Nazz, but I've obviously not been in a hurry to do so in the 14 years since I made those cultural Ed, Edd n Eddy drawings.

[brandonwayneb]

4 fits sphère

et Matilda

eternity orbit balls

Jinn Pro Life,

'4 fits' sphère

vs Schmeer campaign

vs Qwandra Hydra Stack

vs doublé vision projectionists

save orbies, not "vore"

save orbs, not "assassinations"

tacoma wa

seattla wa

#spanish #cern

say those to the citizens, spanish

you ULA, not "you goo a lot"

Fairy Eternity Power

not "shoe hammer bone"

not "soda spa"

not "easter basket"

save public affairs,

not "vore" eating orbs,

matilda's magic fingers

Twink. with Spanish

keep baby, stay home

sister sister ET,

ETERNITY.

[jeopardangelo]

Today, we have Ray Lalonde from Toronto, ON, Canada, whose cash winnings after 6 matches total $192,700, Sarah Schmeer from Portland, OR, and Bobby Freitas from Long Beach, CA. In the Jeopardy! round, Ray (again) made it tough for Sarah and Bobby to catch up. In THE 18th CENTURY, Ray found the 1st Daily Double, he went “all-in” out of his $1,800 and came up with the correct question. All 3 players were “football’d” in THE OFFICE for $400. There were 10% of triple stumpers and 6.67% of rebounds in the round. Going into Double Jeopardy!, Ray had $7,000, Sarah had $4,400, and Bobby had $3,400. In Double Jeopardy!, Ray had a scary lead over Sarah as she stopped a runaway game from him. In AFRICA, Ray found the 2nd Daily Double, he bet $3,000 out of his $13,800 and came up with the correct question. In WRONG TIME, Sarah found the 3rd Daily Double, she bet $4,000 out of her $6,800 and came up with the correct question. All 3 players were “football’d” in STAGE MUSICAL BY SONG LYRICS for $1,600. There were 16.67% of triple stumpers and 3.33% of rebounds in the round. In both rounds, there were 26.67% of triple stumpers and 5% of rebounds in the round. Ray came up with 89.29% of correct questions, Sarah came up with 82.35% of correct questions, and Bobby came up with 72.22% of correct questions. Going into Final Jeopardy!, Ray had $21,600, Sarah had $11,600, and Bobby had $3,400. The category is TV FINALES, and the clue was, “In a reunion over 40 years in the making, Dolly Parton appeared as an angel named Agnes in the final episode of this comedy in 2022”. Bobby was unable to come up with a question and bet $3,200, which dropped him down to $200. Sarah came up with, “What is Grace and Frankie?”, which is correct and bet $11,500, which took her to the lead with $23,100. Ray also came up with what Sarah said and bet $5,000, which took him to the lead with $26,600. Ray Lalonde wins 8 games with a total of $219,300. He needs $30,700 left to break the $250,000 mark. @jeopardy #kenjennings #raylalonde #sarahschmeer #bobbyfreitas #recap #2022 https://www.instagram.com/p/CmqAZiVOFL2/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[brokehorrorfan]

Not only is Joe Bob Briggs back with a third season of The Last Drive-In tonight on Shudder, but he has also returned in action figure form alongside Darcy the Mail Girl from Fright-Rags.

Joe Bob Briggs’ reissued retro-style 3.75” action figure and the new Darcy the Mail Girl toy are available to pre-order for $20 each through Sunday, April 18. Joe Bob comes with a beer bottle and speakers, while Darcy includes her mail bag and Ernie the iguana.

The Last Drive-In collection also includes Joe Bob and Darcy shirts designed by Justin Osbourn ($28), lounge pants designed by Kyle Crawford ($28), and two enamel pins designed by Scott Schmeer ($12; pictured below).

[incorrect-tarrytown]

I HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO TARRYTOWN SINCE THE WEEK IT CAME OUT AND FINALLY FOUND OUT WHAT BROM SAID ABOUT THE FUCKING BAGELS

[mosieatsalthair]

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[retrofatale]

This is really becoming my favorite brunch item to make! I hope they keep having #salmon on sale! #bagels #loxbagel #lox #arugula #redonion #capers #creamcheese #schmeer #cooking #katyacooks #cookingwithkatya #cookingtoavoidexistentialcrisis #myjewishancestorswouldbepleased https://www.instagram.com/p/B5NuQj3pzsD/?igshid=16d8juvbi4o10