drunkstevie-blog

[vaguely-annoyed]

A little random question 'cause I think they're fun. 💜 Out of whole Organization XIII, who do you think is the best cook(s)? And who is capable of setting the kitchen on fire making cereal? Would you mind sharing some Org13 cooking headcanons if you have any? 💜

im about to say things exclusively based on vibes that WILL be wrong but i am unstoppable.

Best cook: demyx (unironically. WILL avoid cooking at all costs).

Good cooks: marluxia (likes it). xigbar (years of experience but always does the bare minimum)

Pretty decent cooks: xaldin (stew connoisseur. they let him get some reading in), luxord (expert w scraps + leftover meals)

Only if they follow a written down recipe: axel (talented overseasoner. WILL ruin pans if left unattended). vexen (must be quick recipes OR ELSE). roxas (good with sauces, confuses herbs on the regular).

VERY good w/a certain type of food and that's it: Lexaeus (breakfast foods methinks), zexion (pastries and pastries only), xemnas (would bake once in a blue moon. terrible assistant).

not good overall but has a single recipe that everyone keeps asking them for: saix (will NOT let anyone else come in the kitchen while he cooks. unrelated to recipe secrecy.)

good assistant but doesn't really KNOW how to cook: xion (has recipes memorized, chopping ace.)

their rice is always perfect but please for the love of god do not let them make anything else: Larxene

[d-adpool]

i like to think it’s my fault that #deadpool is still trending because i havent shut up for a week straight

[askbensolo]

YOOOOO GUYSSSSS GUESS WHAT YOUR BOY JUST GOT A RAISE AND A PROMOTION!!!!

Yeah, so, I’ve been at The Chommell Sector Daily for a year now. Started working here fresh out of graduation last summer. I’m sure I’ve sung you my bottom-rung blues—how writing a community article on the weekly farmers’ market for like the twenty-eighth time in a year is sooo not my life calling. But I toughed it out and managed to do my best in a position I didn’t love, and it’s finally paid off, because you’re no longer speaking to a

Junior Community Correspondent

but rather an

✨Advice Column Assistant Contributor✨

I applied internally and had my interview a couple weeks ago. I freaking put my blog on my resume and included some of my posts as writing samples. Because…is answering questions random people submit to me, not what I do during most my free time? I think I’m a pretty funny writer, too, with my own kind of distinct style, and it helps to have a personality. And hey, I think I give decent advice. I’ve been through a lot, anyway. Not that good advice is really what advice columns are about—it’s about the juice. And I know that, and embrace that.

It’s still not what I’d really like to be doing. I’d really love to be writing opinion pieces and short-form essays. But it’s a step up for sure, and ya can’t blame a guy for getting excited! My new position will start at the beginning of next month.

I came home and told Fannie and she told me she was proud of me and then we went out for dinner and got ice cream and then we came home and we ended up cuddling together on the couch and my brain actually decided we were okay with physical touch today and all in all it was a great day and dang it I’m thriving.

[simpsforscience]

🪐 Explore the quantum dance of the four fundamental forces with Milton! 🐈‍⬛Join him as he meets the particles behind electromagnetism, gravity, and strong and weak nuclear forces. Swipe ➡ through this post to unfold their mystery. Which one is your favorite? 🤔Let us know in the comments!

📸Image credit: MARK GARLICK/SCIENCE PHOTO LIBRARY/GETTY IMAGES PLUS; ADAPTED BY L. STEENBLIK HWANG

[markthemannequin]

are you bald?

Only when th' hats off!

[carnivalls]

also in case anyone missed the memo: tt nano updates (hopefully starting from about tomorrow) will be posted on my sideblog @yurilad ☄️☄️

[pwippy]

lets play a game: am i posting another megamind edit or gut wrenching angst in 3 hours

[ask-the-all-consuming-void]

....

....

....

The tremors have stopped.

The shattered world.... It has.... stabilized....?

Are its pieces whole again....? Or have they grown used to existence apart....? I cannot tell.... not from here.

....

Something is approaching the void. No—five somethings.

....

....They have drifted out of reach.

Hm.

[life-on-our-planet]

Ooh if your requests are open could you do the fossa? They're one of my favorite weird little guys. Thank you :D

yes of course, i'm happy to! every weird little guy is welcome here!

♡loop

[good-to-drive]

The fun thing about the beatles fandom is you literally never know what's a meme and what's a serious take

[civettictis]

THINKS REALLY HARD

SHE HAS A SILLY HAIR STRIPE NOW AND I REFUSE TO INTERPRET IT AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN HER OLD AGE GIVING HER GREY HAIRS HEADCANONS IT SO HARD IDC IDC

Intentional stripe or not, i adore her, shes literally the scrunkliest ever, the stripe is so cute

For refrence, the other colour around her hair has appeared before, but placed differently, and meant to be a bounce light/colour softening around face i guess? Still, it could be intentional hair colouring. It's hard to say, considering how it's not always there.

(Both from the same set)

It's just sort of inconsistant in general, which isn't really anything new for her (love her)

I guess it wouldn't really be Schrodinger's hair without being......... Schrodinger's hair

Final words; Old lady Schrodinger real.

[schrodingers-romy]

Tunglr most functional webbed site

[detective-l-pr]

Okay, but like, do you even get a hook up? Does our Dear Leader got that rizz?? ... are you a virgin, L. It's important

Hello C, thank you for your question. Unfortunately, we will be unable to provide an answer due to the inappropriate nature of the question. However, we can provide you with Ls' reaction.

Upon reading the question to him, he raised an eyebrow, said "Really?" in a disappointed father style tone, and returned to working without giving an answer.

Thank you for your question.

-Hierophant

[cappy-zone]

Do you have a crush on someone?

[canongf-archive]

@killbaned - IT IS THE BEST!!!

trans people are sooo right!!! you're sooo right!!! i am schrodinger's woman and every day i get to learn something new about what that means to me!!! every day i get to decide what i want that to look like and how i want to embody that!!! there are infinite ways i get to connect to the feeling of being a woman, in the way that i dress, the way i do my hair, the way i do my makeup, the way i decorate my living space, the music i listen to, the things i watch, the things i read, the friends i surround myself with, the way that i talk to myself!!! in everything i do and everywhere i go!!! and it is the most freeing and empowering thing in the world!!! i love it!!! i do not know if cis people can by definition experience gender euphoria but. i will say that being a woman makes me so happy and creating what being a woman means to me is my favorite thing in the world. you're so so so right, everyone should explore their gender!!!

[schrodingers-gndr]

the Tumblr porn police got me.