#scooter x Walter

[uhohsstuff]

LFMAO

AHAHHH

[skippiefritz]

may I interest you in mermuppets

[eri-luvsyou]

the muppets should make a new christmas movie but it’s like a cheesy hallmark romcom staring walter and scooter

[the-orion-inexpirience]

THOSE MUPPETS ARE GAY I yell at you from the top of a tree as you walk by

[orangesideirrational]

guys. scooter is half parrot.

where the bird fics?

where the nesting boy fanfiction?

where the 'bird insincts say ur mine now sorry' wooter fanfics?

where the 'oh god i woke up on my birthday and now i have feathers wtf do i do' fics?

where the preening fics?

where the 'kermit why is scooter eating the orange seeds you. you cant do that.' 'oh hes just like that :}' fics?

where the bird scooter fics??

[anythingcanhappeninmay]

Wooter Headcanons because why not ✨

Scooter absolutely adored Walter's thick eyelashes, whenever he bats them Scooter will stare at him until Walter notices at which point he will shyly look away.

Scooter is very professional and people generally don't care about him enough to know who he likes.

Skeeter is painfully aware of how love sick Scooter is and has to listen to how cute he is every call.

Kermit is vaguely aware but seeing as he's in a relationship with Piggy feels hypocritical and that he can't butt in.

Piggy doesn't care about the two of them in the slightest but is very much interested in the gossip.

Walter remains unaware of Scooter's adoration, sometimes he does pick up on the flirting but his self esteem is waaay too low to believe Scooter could ever like him.

Scooter has written several love confessions down but is too chicken to ever turn them in.

Walter has been Lowkey crushing on Scooter since he first saw him in the original muppet show, Gary is very aware of this and is his biggest cheerleader.

Scooter had a sudden realization of liking him when Walter was leaning next to him one day and he had an uncontrollable urge to lurch forward and kiss him stupid. He used every ounce of self control not to and has been painfully pining ever since.

The electric mayhem is aware that scooter likes someone but he refuses to say who it is (he's shy)

[th3-fr0g]

Wooter head canon's cause why not?

I made this for funny ha-ha. don't get mad at me pls.

Scooter tried to act cool, but failed.

When they confessed it was like when Luz confessed to Amity.

Scooter tends to ramble and Walter listens.

Walter stole some of Scooters jackets and refuses to give then back

Walter once fell asleep on Scooter once, he {Scooter} had panicked and then fell asleep.

Scooter got a highlighter and started scribbling on Walter saying hes important.

Scooter made a nest of pillows and blankets and put Walter in the nest.

Walter said Scooter is amazing then Fozzie said a joke

Scooter and Walter both flirt with each other and it's really cute.

[mysafespaceblog13]

Art dump because I disappeared of the face off the earth for a little bit

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[Image ID: Unpolished digital art of Scooter, a yellow-orange Muppet with glasses, a green jacket, and curly red hair, and Walter, a beige Muppet with fluffy brown hair. Scooter dips Walter backwards into a kiss. End ID]

wooter kiss doodle 🥺

[latte-cucumber]

haaaii i saw u said u had headcanons on why walter was not in muppets 2015 and . i wanna see PLS!!!!!!! ☀️

hi ok so this one's gonna be a DOOZY. it's less of a hc and more of a "this is an explanation that is absoLutely not how it happened in reality but i am an insane wooter shipper so i have declared it truth." i also may or may not write it into a full-on fic in the future sometime. this is Probably longer than you expected nor wanted i'm Sorry but i have Thoughts on this

and it's also less "why walter wasn't in muppets 2015" and more "the muppets were all together, doing muppety stuff, not one year prior in muppets most wanted. and then one year later they're starting a talk show out of nowhere! rowlf's working a bar!!!! What Happened?"

so this will really only make sense if you've read my fic i don't wanna miss this kiss (at least up to ch 2). i'll put in a quick summary if you haven't read it/don't want to (spoilers ahead) plus this one's Definitely gonna need a readmore so here's as good a place as any

ok so the gist of don't wanna miss: after muppets most wanted, walter gets depressed that he didn’t recognize that kermit was replaced by constantine. yes he saved him, but it was far too late, and kermit had to live in a Gulag for weeks maybe months. and he was the one who pushed kermit into agreeing for the trip, so really it's all his fault that kermit got replaced in the first place!!

and Then. he wishes he was never born

daniel arrives to transport him to a world where he was never born, he's back in LA, everyone's back in the places where they were before muppets 2011. he talks to kermit, has a good old therapy sesh, and then he goes to club dot

see, tex richman Did take the theatre after the end of muppets 2011 in the alternate timeline, but rachel bitterman iavmmcm bought him out for contrived reasons. and scooter, for even more contrived reasons (because i firmly believe the plot of mmw happens less than 3 months after the events of 2011) decides to quit google and work as a cage dancer there. this Did all start as a cage dancer scooter thirst fic ngl

and then in don't wanna miss, walter sees scooter and has Several revelations about their relationship. and scooter gives him Another therapy sesh, coupled with a lot of flirting and several kisses, and then walter decides to go back to his world.

but the thing is. what if he didn't?

so now we get back to the theory. my theory, which may or may not turn into a fic, is that walter decided to stay in the world where he was never born. daniel's waiting for him outside the club, ready for him to say "i'm ready to go back" and then he can take him back to his world and everything will be fine and dandy.

but he doesn't. he comes back, dragging scooter along behind him, and says, "i'm not coming." he's happy with scooter here, they love each other, and they're never gonna separate, not once in a million years.

daniel's like "but--but you gotta! i, uh, i have it on good authority that scooter back home likes you too" but walter's like "no thanks" because come on. if you've snagged cage dancer scooter, who the heck would want to go back to regular old gofer scooter (me. i would. also walter probably but shhh)

daniel's like "you gotta come back. there will be Consequences" but walter is Adamant. he is Not Coming Back he is staying here

so daniel, horrified with what he's done, comes back to the regular timeline and watches the muppet theatre crumble before his very eyes. without walter around to save it, it turns into a withered husk of the building (and/or club dot i haven't decided yet). the muppets are gone. no more. finis

and he goes up to heaven and asks boss what he can do and She says "you gotta start up the muppets again"

"but--but i Can't! i just destroyed them! they're better off without me"

"well, you got your work cut out for you, kid. but you gotta get them back together"

so he thinks for a while, then finally goes up to kermit's mansion. kermit is Shocked to see him, like it's been 20 years and he just Appears out of Nowhere. daniel apologizes (even though kermit doesn't know what he's apologizing for) and then he says "so. how do you feel about starting up a late night show?"

and this has been a Very long trip from the original question But. this is my theory on a) why muppets 2015 exists b) why they're in an office instead of the theatre and c) why walter isn't in it. answer to all of the above: because he's busy kissing cage dancer scooter in the world where he was never born. i have some More thoughts on how he returns to this world, but i will save that for another post. hope you enjoyed this far too long deep dive into my head :)

[thatgaynewsies]

Everyone thought that Walter had a crush on Kermit but he actually wanted to be Kermit because what was the better way to get to know the cute assistant Thant to work with him

[uhohsstuff]

OHH I LOVE THIS VIDEO SM

AHAHHAHA YEESS😏😏😏

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sketches from the past couple of days

[fiorimaya]

Video Games (WalterxScooter)

Requested by @mysafespaceblog13 <3 thank you for requesting! Hope you like it!

The Muppets all had a day off. Everyone was doing their own thing somewhere in the boarding house just behind the theatre. Walter and Scooter had their whole day planned; things to do together. However, those plans were cancelled when the thunderstorm came through. So instead, Walter was in Scooter's room; both of them just hanging out. There weren't really that many options for things to do there, especially with such weather.

"Any ideas yet?" Scooter asked.

"Nope," Walter sighed. But then an idea popped into his mind and he sat up from his laying position on the beanbag chair quickly. "Actually..."

"Hm?"

"I'll be right back!"

Scooter laid there on his bed waiting for him to return, just listening to the rumbling thunder outside. Within a few minutes, Walter came in holding a gaming console with some controllers.

Scooter sat up and looked at what was in his hands. "Video games?"

"Yeah!" Walter beamed, making his way over to sit beside of him. "Do you wanna play?"

"Uhhh, well, sure! But I... I've never done it before."

"Oh! Well... I can teach you!"

"Alright! Sounds fun!"

With that, Walter hopped off the bed excitedly. He went over and set the console up, connecting it to Scooter's TV. He put a game cartridge where it was supposed to go and handed Scooter one of the controllers.

"This is the first game I ever played," Walter told him while they waited for the game to come on. "Gary taught me how to play it. It's pretty easy once you get the hang of it!"

Scooter nodded and turned his attention back to the screen, seeing 'Mario Kart' across the screen.

Walter pressed a button which turned the main menu on before shifting himself closer to Scooter. "Alright, so..." Walter went over all of the basics of the game itself before explaining what each button on the controller did in the game.

"Alright! I think I'm ready!" Scooter exclaimed. At that point, he was excited even.

"Great!" Walter smiled at him before setting the first set of races up.

Walter won the first race... and then the second... and then the third... and so on. Eight races in and Walter had won all of them. He could see the slight disappointment on Scooter's face.

"Hey..." Walter put a hand on Scooter's shoulder. "It was the same way for me at first when I started playing with Gary! It just takes some getting used to."

Scooter nodded.

That was when Walter remembered some tricks he knew, thanks to Gary. "You know, I just remembered!"

Once Scooter knew those tricks, he felt determined to win at least one race. Walter pressed the start button and the race began.

First lap, second lap, third lap... and Scooter was in the lead!

The finish line was in sight!

He was just about to cross it and then...

A loud clap of thunder, a flash of lightning, and the electricity went out.

Scooter looked at Walter. "You gotta be kidding me!"

Walter couldn't help but giggle. "But hey! You were just about to win! We can still count it."

"Oh we are definitely still counting it," Scooter laughed.

[the-orion-inexpirience]

The muppet, the myth, the legend,

Stop making me have gay thoughts Walter the Muppets 2011

I look at men and I feel WEIRD

I feel STRANGE

I don't LIKE IT

[cmplicitmovies]

clueless!scooter x easily flustered!walter just hits differently