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Just a cute lil headcanon idea since we are talking about Dad! Megatron, how about Uncle! Soundwave?
TFP Megatron would never allow his human child to have a pet, at least in the earthen animal verity. So to combat this, her and Soundwave go to animal shelter and fawn and gush over their favorite animal; cats.
The closest thing to a pet Megatron would allow in his child's vicinity would be some strange (and possibly unholy) science experiment whipped up by Shockwave's years of forced isolation and Starscream's nightmares.
The kid took one look at its development in the growth chamber tubes and immediately barricaded herself under her bed. Poor thing just wanted something to cuddle with her when Megatron is too busy or can hide her backpack during school. Not see their "pet's" manifestation of their internal mechanisms and organs...
Soundwave is the one that managed to fully coax her out with a stroll to a cat cafe and owl cafe. The spymaster utilizes a holomatter to properly blend in (and interact) with the settings. Soundwave will never say it, but the kid can pick up the mech's wistfulness with the creatures.
Eventually, it graduates to them have "outings" where they spend a day volunteering inside a no-kill animal shelter.
Soundwave thinks it's appropriate for the kid to understand the full undertaking of an animal that's fully dependent on a carer. Plus, it's good stress relief for him. Not only he gets to be around animals and do some mindful physical exercise with the simple goal of caring for the creatures, but he gets to clown on assholes that shouldn't be in charge of the place. Depending on his mood, he does it in full public to destroy their entire reputation or does it on the sly to destroy their personal lives. The sweet Energon wine of it all, it's all their own actions! Soundwave didn't have to dig hard or generate false evidence. In fact, he does a few exercises with the kid to get her feet wet in his line of work.
Resident Lover Playthrough Thumbnails + Random Shit
To end the year, here are the full thumbnails of my playthroughs for all the routes in @resident-lover's Resident Lover dating sim
The flowers featured in Donna's thumbnail are supposed to be heliotropes while the conversation between the MC and tacky pink ass bitch Ioana in Alcina's thumbnail is based on Caravaggio's Judith Beheading Holofernes
Random shit is underneath the cut
1. Shiny Eyes, Shiny Head
Years ago when I was trying to learn German on Duolingo, it taught me how to flirt in German by likening the eyes to the stars. As romantic as it was, I completely forgotten how it went so I had to use Google Translate
2. Pom Pom Pudding
I've said it before in Cassandra's route and I'll say it again, Pom Pom Purin looks delicious and I would totally love to take a bite out of a Pomzilla-
3. A Streetcar Named Desire
Speaking of Cassandra's route... I'm like, so invested into finding out who owned the bra left behind in the costume department-
Since Cassandra's parts are all named after plays, I decided to reference A Streetcar Named Desire because themes and plot aside, the title itself does kind of fit...
Anyways, I'm not good with writing nor do I have any analytical skills when it comes to figuring how each character will react, hence it's not as good as the writing in the dating sim itself and the characters are pretty OOC
I also need to stress that the background is taken directly from the game, and that the music is the instrumental version of The Pawnbroker's Daughter by John Woodward
I'm a normal girl with normal sensory processing (currently going crazy bc my neighbour/housemate is watching a video on his laptop in a different room so I can only barely hear it but because its played on a laptop the sound drives me crazy while the downstairs TV does not)
Zim is the guy making disgusting edgy comics in his 50 billion black composition notebooks, complete with pages falling out and sharpie stench, and Skoodge is his chess club best friend who earnestly praises every doodle as “brilliant”
Does anyone have like, a list of the enemies from whb and/or know the names of them cuz I keep referring to them as “little grubbykins” or “fucking bitchass screechy” to name a few and I need to know if they have names
love how when Rose saved one man (her father but nonetheless) and Big Screechy Things came out of the sky but with Ten people were just paradox-ing on a daily basis and nobody like?? gave a fuck??