#second gate

[everchased]

THAT one's goin on the list too now!

[chaoswritesthemultiverse]

In my recent game I came across some dialogue from Gale I've not seen before, despite this being my 500000000th romance with this man. So we meet Lorroakan for the first time and convince him that Aylin is dead. Speaking to Gale, I think, ok, he's going to be like "hey what a shit wizard" or "what an arrogant little twat" because we've already seen his rubbish projections and it's Lorroakan, come on. Then Gale says this:

Yes, he falls short of - wait. What? Gale is roasting Lorroakan not for his magical skills. He is incensed by his inability to use multiple sources to verify information.

This absolute nerd is more pissed about having too few citations than the fact that Lorroakan is an amoral little jerk that wants to torturously leech off of an aasimar's soul for his own immortality.

I -

Gale, please never change. I love you, you ridiculous dork.

[lazylittledragon]

'halloween starts on september 1st' kind of couple

[tyrannosaurus-trainwreck]

Actually, I know damn well Darcy never sat down and thought about marrying Lizzie. If he had, it would have been a week before he was rounding up Bingley, sitting him down, and looking him in the eye like he was about to propose high treason and going, "Jane. You still down bad for her?"

Coin toss whether Bingley would actually get to answer before Darcy turned around and flipped over a whiteboard like

and launched right into the most detailed migration pattern known to Regency England to keep the extraneous Bennets as contained as humanly possible by rotating them between various Bingley/Darcy estates. Like, we're talking about trading them off for minor holidays a decade out kind of detailed.

"If you and Jane take them for Lady Day ten years hence, Elizabeth and I will take them for Michaelmas. We'll all be together for Christmas and Midsummer, so we'll divide the responsibility individually on those days."

This would be followed by thirteen different spreadsheets projecting joint expenditures so Bingley knows what sort of financial commitment he'll be shouldering and how to minimize it, what proportion Darcy will take care of, what the estate plans are in case Darcy predeceases anybody, when they should probably roll out various stages to keep it from affecting their respective sisters' ability to maximize their own husband-hunting--whole nine yards.

Darcy does not know that he'll probably be murdered when the Bingley sisters find out why he asked for their social calendars. He'd be marginally fine with that at this point, because the fucking Napoleonic War campaigns were not as meticulously planned as his roadmap to getting the other three Bennets satisfactorily married, and Darcy feels about as able as if he'd spent the last year on Elba.

It takes Bingley a few minutes to realize why this is happening, then he's like

"You proposed to Elizabeth?! Congratulations!"

Darcy... knew there was something he was forgetting.

That man would have kicked the Collins's door open with four binders tucked under each arm, dumped them in a pile in front of Elizabeth, and loudly announced that if they get married tomorrow he can have her entire family except for Jane extraordinary renditioned to the Scottish moors by Sunday and then been like

"Why are you yelling at me?! I promise you, it will work! You'll never see anyone in your family except for Jane again, I swear it!" when she starts yelling at him.

[ruushes]

been playing more than drawing but made a quick exception for the game's most important character (his majesty)

[emmavakarian-theirin]

Friendly reminder from Gale

HOW TO TRIGGER:

(Thank you to @chordialy for confirming!)

Condition: Must have already had his weave lesson, teiflings saved.

Dialogue options in order:

> Sounds, er, fun?

> She must be very smart, to have done all that.

> What if she doesn't like me?

> She sounds great. But I was hoping I meant more to you than an animal companion.

- I'm flattered. Is your good opinion so hard to come by?

[silverformymonsters]

[huh-whuh]

so.what do you guys think? :3

[jwong2000]

Ride Report - Crystal Lake

49.56 miles, 4:37 moving time, 5,515 ft ascent Julie, Ryan, Hank, Kirk, Mike W., Gregg D., Gary, Rob, John, Joe, Gregg M., Paul G. Mile 0: Start at Encanto Park in Duarte. Weather was a little overcast, but we knew that was going to burn off and warm up. Rolled across the bridge and rode up the San Gabriel River Trail. Mile 6: Cross over to Hwy 39 Azusa Canyon. And we rode this all the way to…

[kawareo]

Deja Vu

A lot can change in a year, but some things stay the same (such as Strike being obnoxiously gay for the worst guy possible)

[bear-do-well]

[steamclouds]

Realised I've never drawn Wyll so I had to change that <3

[kavaleyre]

“After 200 years, you can forget how much color there is in the world.”

[lazylittledragon]

dedicating a whole page of my flash book to the special boy <33

[tinyhorror]

her biggest fan

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[chaoswritesthemultiverse]

Can we talk about how unfair this is? How within the first minute of meeting him, even if you're a bit of a dickhead, Gale hits you with the beautiful sad cow eyes? While also being snarky as hell? How are any of us supposed to stand a chance against this???

Really. Look at him. The thing that really gets me is he's not even upset if you don't trust him. He doesn't even get angry if you draw a weapon on him! He just looks really, really sad and kind of resigned.

See? Just really, really sa -

Oh.