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I was never the same after the recent comeback😔
yugyeom python fancam 250124
#they will have to pryyyyy me off of this fine man#the confidence that oozes from him is so fioneeee#the smirk?#the smile?#sedate me ASAP#yugyeom#justaaaveragereader thoughts
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ex husband!art dropping the boys off...



"be careful!" you yelp as samuel and mattew burst through the door, immediately tackling you into a hug. they kiss your cheeks and forehead, giggling as they fight for your attention.
"alright boys, hop off your mother for a second," his voice booms through the living room, making you flinch slightly. you cant help the smile that graces your lips. "its okay," you say while patting the back of the two boys. "go change, alright? i already made dinner." you hum, untangling yourself from the embrace of your sons.
"but mamaaaa we missed you!" they whine in unison, putting on their best manipulative pout. and while you almost melt, you recognize their tactics. "fine then, i guess you both wont mind your ipads getting taken away." you says nonchalantly, hands on your hips.
the boys immediately stop whining, shaking their head immediately and running to their rooms. art chuckles, eyes wandering down your body. "they're alot, arent they?" he says, arms sneakily wrapping around your waist from the back. he always found it so hot and endearing how you handled yourself with your sons, how it was so easy for you to just...mother,
you hate how you immediately melt into his arms, the back of your head resting against his broad chest. "yeah, they're a struggle." you mumbles, gazing up at him. he smiles and presses a soft kiss against your forehead.
he mumbles something you dont get. you're too busy realizing how this feels exactly how it felt when you were both together. when you both woke up at the same bed, same roof. you pull away instinctively, clearing your throat.
"thank you," you say, wiping the sweat off your hands with your dress. "ill see you next friday." she mumbles as she rubs her wrists, avoiding eye contact.
he sighs, rubbing his hand over his face. this happens every time he so much comes even close to getting you back into his arms. "come on dont do this," he mumbles, trying to keep his voice soft but a tinge of plea comes through. he wraps his hand around your arm, pulling you close to him.
he lifts your chin up with his knuckles, smiling softly at how nervous you look. "i missed you," he teases, his hand pressing flat against your lower back. "i-" you begin before getting interrupted. "i know you missed me too. dont lie."
this has been the closest you both have been since the divorce. despite the fleeting touch and looks this—this is the closest you been since a year of being separated. and you didnt realize how much you missed you. "yeah i missed you too." you whisper, pressing the meat of your cheek against his palm, relishing the feeling of his broad, calloused hand against the side of your face.
"so much." you continue, eyes fluttering as he holds in a sigh. he presses chin against the top of your head, fingers moving against your back, softly playing with the zipper of your dress. "let me stay for dinner, i know how much the kids miss family dinners." its cruel. the way he uses the boys against you for you to let him have more time with you. but you're too weak and you miss him so much that you dont hesitate from saying yes.
"okay, just for tonight." she mumbles, knowing that she just opened the door for many, many sleepless nights.
#ex husband!art#challengers#mike faist#art donaldson#sorry intrusive thoughts#i need to get pregnant#i need to be his wife asap#i need to be put down#somebody sedate me#artism
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LAWD
Paradigm Jacket Making Film | Yeosang
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they had soooo much challengers potential
#jujutsu kaisen#need a fanfic asap#someone sedate me#no but it makes so much sense#gojo satoru#geto suguru#girlhood#girlblog#shoko ieiri#just girly thoughts
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uhm.. do you.. that right there.. do u need help cleaning that. right there
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okay okay new tag. ❅ — yap ! is for my yapping. im not gna tag it spam anymore bc im spammjng rbs a lot more rhan im spamming shitposts 🍽️
sidenote please block‘knh spoilers’ for apothecary diaries spoilers (s2+manga+ln…) that i might post,, i’m absolutely losing my fucking mind because i can’t decide if i want to buy vol. 13 of the ln or not so erm… yes…
#on one hand… JINMAOOOOOOO JINMAO. jinmao#but on the other hand#i’m fucking broke#as in zayne took all of my money a couple weeks back which i will never financially recover from#FUCK DO I GIVE IN AND BUY#but what if i need to spend on hsr 😭#AND MYSTBLOOM PHANTOM FOR FUCKS SAKE#fuck#my spend money going up in flames tbh#see la impulse buying is not good i bought iron flame like that but dont have the balls to start reading#but i will absolutely read knh in one day if given the chance#which is the problem bc vol 14 isn’t translated yet and i will actually abandon all of my inhibitions and#dedicate my life to learning japanese#so i can read it asap#yall dotn understand how much i love maomao like im sure this surpasses the acceptable limit for super fan or hyperfixation#MAOMAOOOOOOOOK MY WIFE#AND JINSHIIIIIIII MY HUSBAND#AUGH MY GOD I LOCE THEM SO MUCH IM GOING TO BE SICK#SOMEBODY SEDATE ME INTIL MONEY MAGICALLY APPEARS IN MY BANK ACCOUNT FROM THIN AIR AND#😞😞😞#this is why i need a man like sylus somebody please hand me your black card and let me read this#(i wouldve said zayne but hes so dreamy and responsible and manly and sexy and he would do the right thing and lecture me#)
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PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP! PLAP!
GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT! GET PREGNANT!
#⊹ ࣪ 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐨.𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬ᯓ★#i need to give him backshots ASAP🙏#till he cant think straight anymore😼#its pulsating his name in morse code#im too obsessed with this man atp…#i need him so bad it ain’t funny anymore#barking and growling rn#im losing my mind rn#somebody sedate me#sergio marquina#la casa de papel#money heist#lcdp#alvaro morte
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hi no thoughts only these screenshots that I finally found
#AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#I need to be sedated ASAP#ARE !!!! YOU KIDDING !!!!!! ME !!!!!!!!!!#making sure wife is so comfy cozy I will actually scream#I can’t even tag this like I can’t even speak I’m so insane about this scene#THIS SMALL LITTLE THING I’m so normal#anyway I talked about this scene a *long* time ago now and FINALLY found the screenshots I had#devastated I couldn’t find an actual clip but oh well#I’m so sane oh my god#the golden girls#dorothy zbornak#blanche devereaux#golden wives#blanche x dorothy
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gaz is the type of bf that will literally saying “mm” when he knows you’re lying istg!!
👩 — you: i swear i had no idea-
👨🏽🦱 — gaz: mm.
no matter how serious or small the lie is, too !! gaz is too petty !!
idk why but picturing his voice doing that sound is doing things to me........ like imagine he does it and that's how u know you're in trouble wink wink
#sedate me#restrain me asap#need him#rachel speaks#not writing#gaz#kyle gaz garrick#kyle garrick#kyle gaz garrick headcanons#mw2#call of duty#task force 141
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I'll Kiss You!!! you don't have to ask me twice!!!! seok matthew YOU are dangerous!!!!!!
#aswaki yaps#zb1#seok matthew#i have unspeakable thoughts#i need someone to sedate me ASAP#he is literally my weak spot#headlock me pls#matthew being hot as fuck while hao is being a cutiepatootie behind him#smt.vid
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book girls belong to biker boys? - ln4

⋆˚✿˖°a/n: i was inspired by lando's biker outfit on media, and inspiration just struck (i swear i will get back on so close to what) ⋆˚✿˖° where a close run-in leads to something else ⋆˚✿˖° faceclaim: alisha newton


liked by mclaren and others f1 lando arriving to the paddock in style! the mclaren driver pulled up to media day on a moped in principality
user5 someone sedate me
user6 monaco weekend let’s go lando!
user7 omg biker lando??? he looks so good
user8 hold on @/bookiemonster is this the guy who almost hit you?
bookiemonster wtf that’s him he’s a driver??? brb jumping off a cliff
user9 lando almost hit someone 😭




liked by mclaren and others bookiemonster “i would rather die of passion than boredom” - vincent van gogh (book rec of the day: this is how you lose the time war by amal el-mohtar and max gladstone)
bff forever in your debt 💞
bookiemonster anything for you
mclaren glad to have you with us! liked by author
user13 wait WHAT?? who is she and how did she get garage passes?
user14 living my dream fr
user15 great. for. you. 😭
user16 pity invite??
user17 stay mad @/user16
user18 OMG THE BOOK REC?? I LOVE TIHYLTTW it’s so so beautiful
[lando is now following you!]
bookiemonster posted to their story!

caption: front wing all by itself hehe fp1 & fp2 done
bff replied: WTF WHEN DID YOU PICK UP ON F1 JARGON?? bff replied: I’VE BEEN TRYING TO TEACH YOU bff replied: IT’S A LANDMARK DAY
lando replied: yep! you’re a fast learner
bookiemonster added to their story!

caption: at least they have good bookstores and pretty streets here
bff replied: gorg as always 😍
lando replied: no photo creds? do you hate me or something?

liked by bff and others bookiemonster “i hope it’s love” - richard siken
bff when you told me you were going out, you neglected to say that it was a DATE
bookiemonster sorry! it was just a quiet date and i needed to just process it forgive me 🥺
bff forgiven but tell me all about it asap
user19 how could you do this? think about your book boyfriends
bookiemonster they’ll forever have a special place in my heart, i haven’t forgotten my roots 😔
user20 THE RICHARD SIKEN QUOTE oh my heart
user21 calling me single in literature is a violation 😭
user22 i hope he knows enough literature to match her freak
bookiemonster 😅 about that…
user23 top 10 anime betrayals
user24 he better treat her right

liked by mclaren and others lando cya tomorrow for quali, monaco
user25 lando using commas in places i don’t even remember to put them 😭
user26 a changed man
mclaren is it time to hire you for the photography team?
user27 mclaren jesus 💀
user28 this is lando.jpg type post
user29 pic is gorg just like lando 😍
user30 who else is hyped for qualifying?
bookiemonster added to their private story!
caption: hope you get pole or whatever
bff replied: posting him already? bff replied: ooh girl you are so down bad for him
lando replied: hey look that’s me! thanks for the luck


liked by mclaren and others bookiemonster “there is no dishonor in losing the race. there is only dishonor in not racing because you are afraid to lose.” - the art of racing in the rain by garth stein (which is my book rec of the day!)
bff i am so glad i dragged you here with me
bookiemonster i too, am very glad i went with you
mclaren our own garage literature scholar 🧡 liked by author
user31 oh so she’s close close w the team
user32 omg the movie for the art of racing in the rain was so good 🥹 yet another banger rec
user33 not her pretending to become a fan for clout
user34 sybau :)
user35 so here for her f1 x literature crossover
user36 imagine if she starts matching f1 moments to poetry? i would perish
user37 RIGHT? like emily dickinson with half the grid?
user38 did not expect her to get into sport this year let alone f1
liked by mclaren and others lando monaco pole. bam.
user39 LANDO POLE WE USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS
mclaren mega lap!! 👏
user40 new track record is insane
bookiemonster “bam”? just like how you almost hit me with your moped?
user41 HELP that was a violation
lando you’ve been waiting to say something like that, huh?
bookiemonster can neither confirm nor deny
user42 i know my goat!!
user43 lando nation we never left
liked by others f1gossip lando wanted to impressive a “pretty girl” with his pole 👀
user44 HELLO?? what kind of bombshell is this
user45 fr like casually dropping this in a post quali interview is crazy
user46 that should be me 😔
user47 guys be so fr it’s just another model like “pretty girl” is so shallow
user48 is that supposed to be a revelation? lmao they always date models
user49 he’s so happy when he’s mentioning his parents and the girl 🥹
user50 idk which insta model he’s hooking up w atp my driver got pole


liked by bookiemonster and others lando “let me name the stars for you” - richard siken
bookiemonster 🫶 liked by author
user51 he’s officially down bad
user52 past down bad
user53 she’s so gorgeous omg 🤭
user54 he’s quoting richard siken it’s over
user55 WAITTTT SO THEY WERE SOFT LAUNCHING EACH OTHER
user56 you’re so right how did we not see this?
user57 new otp alert!!


liked by lando and others bookiemonster “you’re in a car with a beautiful boy, and you’re trying not to tell him that you love him” - richard siken
lando 💘💘💘 liked by author
user58 he’s in his loverboy era
user59 stopppp their matching posts are so cute
user60 god i’ve seen what you’ve done for others
user61 is no one talking abt how beautiful their richard siken quotes are?
user62 no real because why are they calling me single and kicking me in the gut
user63 oh how i wish to quote poetry with someone i loved
user64 and to think it all started with lando almost running her over
user65 😭😭
#papayadays#lando norris#ln4#lando norris x reader#lando norris imagine#lando norris x you#formula one#lando norris fanfic#lando norris smau#ln4 x reader#f1#ln4 imagine#f1 x reader#f1 x you#f1 imagine#f1 fanfic#f1 fic#f1 smau#ln4 smau#formula 1#mclaren#papaya writes
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oh BROTHER I LOVE THIS FUCKING ARTIST oh my GOSDDOID
late night takeout (street racing au)
#im saying their f1 au changed my life.#can u pls#um send me ur sedater plug#i fear i need to be sedated too ASAP#bro all our favs#sigh.#SIGH.#BEC AND KIMI WILL NEVER WIN..
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you guys i won't lie... the crop top is making me feral
i'm clawing at my walls i'm gnawing at the bars of my enclosure i'm giggling i'm kicking my feet
someone's gonna have to sedate me i think
running away to write roommate!carmy in a crop top asap
edit - wrote a fic inspired by this here.
#jeremy allen white#jaw#carmen berzatto#carmy berzatto#the bear#iron claw#the iron claw#the iron claw movie
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The tears in Alex’s eyes? Someone needs to sedate me, asap.


#I NEED COMPENSATION PRIME#I’M SO NOT OKAY#ONE BRAIN CELL IS ALL I HAVE NOw#AND IT HYPERVENTILATES SINCE YESTERDAY THANKS TO THESE TWO BITCHES#red white and royal blue#rwrb#firstprince#taylor zakhar perez#nicholas galitzine#alexander claremont diaz#henry fox mountchristen windsor#rwrb bts
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once again thinking about this & of course as soon as I do teachers pet by Doris Day comes on shuffle. It’s a sign from the universe to revisit my few wips that came of this brainrot lmao
totally a nothing thought & purely me just needing to get it out somewhere (the brainrot…) , but the amount I think about that little clip where Dorothy starts losing her ever loving mind over the idea of a “dangerous and forbidden” (age gap | teacher/student) relationship is CRIMINAL. Like girl???? I know EXACTLY what you are and what you want lmfao??? cannot believe this info is canon … v dangerous info to place in my hands /j
but from Dorothy????? like when has she ever been that openly flustered … oh my god. Ummm okay. Loud & clear girl 🫡
#she was THE teachers pet. i don’t make the rules.#she definitely had one middle aged teacher she was just infatuated with. head over heels would be slumped over her desk daydreaming about#her in class type thing#but like??? what baby sapphic DIDNT?#obsessed with her obsession with how attractive someone who challenges her intelligence is. i know exactly what she is. *exactly*.#someone who challenges her intelligence & makes her feel a little small MHM MHMMMMMMM.#Dorothy you are not as good at hiding exactly what I know you are as you think!!!!!!! oh my god!!!!!!#someone sedate me asap#i cannot be trusted with her /j
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