#sentient bottle of olive oil

[effervescent-fool]

she thermodynamic on my lawyer til i Go Fucking Die

[themagicalkidproject]

Tenethesia was requested by Anonymous over here! I’m still going too fast for my friend and Alt ID guy, so Alt IDs will be added later!

Tenethesia is a term coined by @neopronouns describing a subset of aurathesia that relates to dark auroracore and dark etheral fantasy!

This Magical Kid has a Biblical Angel theme! They use It/They/She Pronouns and Arca/Arcan/Arcas/Arcaself, Nyct/Nycto/Nyctoself, Corrupt/Corrupts/Corruptself, Eye/Eyes/Eyeself and Spec/Spect/Spectralself Neopronouns!

Her name is Luna, which means moon- the angel Sariel, who their grandparent is named after, shared knowledge of the moon with humanity. It's a cute little family theme happening. Nyct can absorb energy from non-sentient organisms, particularly plants! This makes the plant wilt but will give Luna a significant energy boost.

Corrupts Magical Kid Weapon is an ornate bottle of olive oil that never empties! Corrupt splashes it all over the ground enemies are standing on to slip them up!

A useless fact about Luna is that she can float! Technically, Sariel can as well, but they get motion sick.

The Magical Kid Project is a project wherein I steadily turn Pride Flags into Magical Kids! Requests are open through my inbox! Commission info is under the #commissions tag, I have a deal on Magical Kid Portraits!.

[hermitdrabbles56]

Chu jelly flavors and other random thoughts @skyward-floored cursed my thought process

Purple Chu Jelly:

Tastes like a bottle of wine that's been left open too long. Entirely unpleasant.

When mixed with the right herbs and a red potion it can make a decent healing potion but its effectiveness still varies and it still tastes absolutely horrible.

Can similarly be altered into a roulette style poison that can either make you miserable or fuck you up.

Yellow Chu Jelly:

Tastes like stale olive oil due to it essentially being sentient lantern fule.

Technically could be used in cooking but it's...not recommend.

Red Chu Jelly:

Think of the worst cherry flavored cough syrup you've ever had? That. That is what it tastes like x10 plus the consistency of swallowing a block of jelly. But it keeps you alive so down the hatch.

Blue Chu Jelly:

Tastes like raspberries soaked in way too much vodka but not in a pleasant way? There's something inherently wrong with the flavor even though it is one of the more pleasant ones by a long shot. And it burns a bit like alcohol would. But you in fact can not get dru k off of it.

Green Chu Jelly: fuck canon. This shit does something!

Can be used as a weak lantern oil but can not be used as a weak health potion and will in fact deplete a heart.

Can make a great accelerants for easy fire starting

When mixed with straight alcohol can add kick to a molotov cocktail type attack

When mixed with other things it's a great poison base but only weak have a bad day(petty spite) poisons.

Rare Chu Jelly:

Tastes like lemon sugar water. That's it. It is the only one that actually tastes good. And if you mix it with anything it loses it's properties so no one mixes it.

Black Chu Jelly: Again. Screw cannon think of the nightmares.

Tastes like straight black licorice (Anise) so it's taste is hard to disguise.

Second rarest jelly to find but creates the best poisons

Is also poisonous on its own but it's slow acting and can be survived.

When turned into a poison it is able to create a wide variety of symptoms depending on what it's mixed with but it almost always produces mild - severe hallucinations.

[reginaldqueribundus]

Ok im assuming your from USA or atleast know somewhat who Seth Rogen is but.

Is he racist??? Because the only thing I knew about him previously was that he apologized for some comedy skit, and also he got angry at people saying "All lives matter"

So I saw this post about him being a racist asshole and like??? I can't find much about him being racist?? He might be a dick but i sincerely can't find much about racism?

I've gone to page two of Google so it isn't all that much research but.

actually I'm Canadian and so is Seth Rogen.

sure, tumblr people will call anything/anyone racist; but the post you're referencing was about Sausage Party, which literally in the first 10 minutes has Nazi sauerkraut making a Holocaust joke, a Chinese sauce bottle with a fu manchu moustache and an accent, and a sentient bottle of whiskey / checklist of offensive Indigenous American stereotypes named “Firewater” who chants mystical gibberish and is voiced by the very white Bill Hader.

Another main character is Kareem Abdul Lavash, a flatbread with a giant hooked nose and thick Arabic accent. He chastises the female hot dog bun for her lack of modesty while telling her male companion to keep her under control, rambles on about the “77 bottles of extra virgin olive oil” awaiting him in the afterlife and makes high-pitched ululating sounds when in distress. He is blatantly racist towards the Jewish bagel he later has raunchy gay sex with after some allegorical dialogue about Israeli-Palestinian relations that Seth and his pals probably thought was clever.

They fit right in among the 8 zillion other ethnic caricatures masquerading as background characters, like a jar of baba ganoushe who screams antisemitic propaganda, or a mustachioed bottle of Tequila (also voiced by Hader) whose accent even Speedy Gonzales would call “a bit much.” I suppose we should be thankful the lesbian taco shell is at least voiced by Salma Hayek.

So. While Seth Rogen has not said anything racist on the public record that I am aware of, he did very much co-write, produce and star in a weirdly racist animated movie where a talking douche commits a violent sex crime onscreen. Does that make him racist? I mean… kinda?

[mshomestyle]

Hello! I don’t know if you’ve done this already, but if you haven’t could you do a Hawks x reader where if he isn’t focusing on his wings they have a mind of their own? Like how he sends them out to rescue people and things like that! For example, say it’s raining outside, he wonders if the reader brought an umbrella, and before he even really notices they’re gone the feathers have created a shield over the reader, and things like that? I just think it would be so cute! :)

I have not done this yet, but I’m excited to!

Hawks with Sentient Feathers x Reader:

-“Oh shoot, I forgot to get some olive oil,” you mused, looking in your cart full of groceries. You didn’t want to exactly have to go and get it, especially since you didn’t want to lose your place in line.

-“Did, you?” Hawks asked, “I could have sworn we stopped by that isle.” He rose an eyebrow at the content of your grocery basket, “I guess I’ll have to-“ A soft thud was heard as a bottle of olive oil was dropped into the basket. You couldn’t help but to giggle, while Hawks merely shook his head, his feathers returning to their proper place.

-You remembered the day when you found out that Hawks’s feathers basically had a mind of their own when he wasn’t using them. You were going to open the door to get into the restaurant that the two of you were going to eat at, only for Hawks’s feathers to come forward and do that for you. As you turned to thank Hawks, however, he said “It wasn’t me,” before explaining.

-At first, you were kind of unsure about it, but it seemed as if his feathers really liked you, and they loved to take care of you. You did wonder if it had anything to do with Hawks’s subconscious thoughts, but you weren’t exactly sure.

-“’Night, don’t stay up too late,” you kissed Hawks’s lips softly before retreating into your shared bedroom and snuggling up and into the bed. Then, the next thing you knew, some of Hawks’s feathers soared through the open door, moving the covers up higher on you, as if tucking you in. “Thank you,” you smiled, delighting as they stayed by your side as if protecting you.

-Then the next morning, you were taking a shower and as you reached for your towel, you whined as you realized that you had forgotten it. “Keigo!” you called, “Can you bring me a-“ Before you could finish your question, the door to the bathroom opened, and in came Hawks’s feathers as well as a towel, which you gratefully took.

-“Hey, [Name], you said you needed a towel?” Then in came Keigo holding one, only to see his feathers there, who shamelessly attached themselves back to his wings after stealing his thunder.

-“Sorry, babe, too late~.”

-Hawks’s feathers were also very helpful when you were carrying too much things or something too heavy. They would make sure to lighten your load and take some of the weight off.

-There were also times in which, it were raining and Hawks would just look out the window and wonder if you had brought an umbrella to work with you.

-And when you’re about to leave work, whether you work with Hawks or somewhere else, you just pout as you stare at the pouring rain, hoping that it’ll stop so you can leave. You do start to wonder if you should just run for it, but soon enough you realize that you don’t have to worry about that.

-Those red feathers are seen making their way to where you were, and not before long they form a makeshift umbrella under over your head. You can’t help but to feel so loved and grateful.

-Hawks is definitely getting upstaged by his feathers.

[kinfood]

Prismo’s Artisanal Pickles

4 cups water, separated

2 cups white vinegar

125g kosher salt, separated

100g plain white sugar

6 kirby cucumbers, halved

1 head of garlic

1 habanero pepper

Fresh dill

Bay leaves

Allspice berries

Mustard seeds

Whole cloves

Whole peppercorns

Red pepper flakes

Prismo’s Sentient Sandwich

1 small onion, diced

5 cloves garlic, diced

Olive oil

28 ounce can crushed tomatoes

¼ cup brown sugar

1-2 Tbsp molasses

⅓ cup apple cider vinegar

1 Tbsp Worcestershire sauce

Allspice

Cinnamon

Chili powder

Ground ginger

Salt

1 egg

Fresh ground pepper

Cheddar cheese

1 sprig parsley

2 slices white bread

Bacon (optional)

Bacon Pancakes

285g all purpose flour

35g sugar

1 ½ tsp baking powder

1 ½ tsp baking soda

Kosher salt

2 ½ cups buttermilk

2 eggs

3 Tbsp melted butter

Bacon

Maple Syrup

Prismo’s Artisanal Pickles

Make a brine using equal parts water and plain white vinegar, adding 25 grams of salt and 100 grams of plain white sugar, and whisk to combine.

Fill a large bowl with about 8-9 quarts of water and then add your sous vide into the water and set to 140°F.

Take out two bell jars with lids.

In one jar add half of your garlic, 2-3 bay leaves, a few bunches of fresh dill and a sprinkling each of allspice berries, mustard seeds, whole cloves, whole peppercorns, and red pepper flakes.

Add halved cucumbers to that jar along with the rest of your garlic and cover with brine, leaving 1cm of headroom at the top of the jar. Seal and place into the sous vide bath for 2 ½ hours.

After 2 ½ hours, pull from the sous vide and let completely cool to room temperature before putting in the fridge overnight.

In the other jar, add all of the same things but do not put into sous vide bath, and crush the garlic a little bit before adding. Also for the brine use a salt and water (100g salt and 2 cups of water) only brine with filtered water.

Let the second jar sit for 3-7 days, room temperature, burping once a day to let the gas escape.

Prismo’s Sentient Sandwich

Start by finely dicing one small onion and 5 cloves of garlic.

Add onion to a pot with 1 Tbsp of olive oil and cook over a medium high heat and for 5-6 minutes before adding your garlic and cooking for an additional 1-2 minutes.

Add one 28 ounce can of crushed tomatoes along with ¼ cup of brown sugar, 1-2 Tbsp of molasses, ⅓ cup of apple cider vinegar, and 1 Tbsp Worcestershire sauce. We are also going to add some sprinklings of allspice, cinnamon, chili powder, and ground ginger.

Stir and then let sit for 1-12 hours. The longer it sits, the better the flavors will be.

Once it has sat, add to a blender and blend at first on low and then on high until fully incorporated.

Add to a squeeze bottle for easy use.

Next, in a small nonstick pan, add 1 Tbsp of butter over a medium high heat. Once melted, add 1 egg.

Move the egg around quickly to make an egg custard of sorts and once it holds its own shape, flatten it out into a single layer.

Add some grated cheddar cheese on top of the egg.

Use the spatula to fold the egg over, top with some fresh pepper and then place the egg on a baking sheet.

Cover the egg with homemade ketchup and then make a sandwich using 2 slices of white bread and a sprig of parsley. Add bacon to take the sandwich to take it to the next level.

Bacon Pancakes

In a bowl, combine 285 grams of all purpose flour, 35 grams of sugar, 1 ½ tsp each of baking powder and baking soda and some kosher salt. Whisk to combine.

In the middle of the mixture create a litte well and add 2 ½ cups of buttermilk along with 2 eggs and 3 Tbsp of melted butter. Whisk to combine. Be sure not to over whisk. Lumps are okay.

In a cast iron skillet, melt 1 Tbsp of butter over a medium high heat before adding your pancake batter.

Before flipping, add some strips of bacon and then flip.

Make 2-3 pancakes before topping with butter and maple syrup.

[effervescent-fool]

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[effervescent-fool]

huh im really overstimulated rn. gonna turn on some tunes :) [puts on the most ear-shattering, wretched, horrifying "music" you have ever heard]

[effervescent-fool]

music to blow your cock and balls right off

[effervescent-fool]

mutuals will put the sweatiest most pathetic looking white man on your dash with the caption "omg..... hes so pretty....... skrunkl skrimblo blorb........."

[effervescent-fool]

big fat bitchie’s blueberry pie, christmas tree, and recreational jell-o emporium a.k.a. “mr. boy is on the roof again” (feat. pasta by sneakers mcsqueakers) [from the motion picture ”B.F.B.’s b-sides: bagel batches, marshmallows, and barsh-mallows]. reblog if you agree

[effervescent-fool]

im a girl but in the way that im constantly littered with bruises and i have no clue how i got them

[effervescent-fool]

thought about imagery and symbolism in music 579 dead 1,069 injured

[effervescent-fool]

CAUSE IVE MADE MORE MISTAKES THAN SIMPLE EMPTY MOMENTS, EACH ONE AS OUT OF CHARACTER AS YOU KNOW I TEND TO BE

THERE'LL BE SCALPERS AT THE CEMETERY GATES, WITH ALL MY WOULD-BE WIDOWS WEEPING

I'D HAVE FORGOTTEN ALL THEIR NAMES, SO WHY SHOULD YOU REMEMBER ME?

[effervescent-fool]

i love saying "my autism." like girl that is MY autism. shes mine. no one elses. back off slut

[effervescent-fool]

mutuals watching on in abject horror as i liveblog my rapid descent into madness