#seriously if people could just like let celebs live their lives

[arourasolo]

okay, HEAR ME OUT whiny chan. ik that he’s usually the dominate one but i could imagine his channie side coming out and him being so whiny n stuff while ur jerking and sucking him off

WHINY CHAN MAKES ME SO UGH!!! I started thinking about this when my friend who was just on the other side of the wall to where I has been was working out and let out a weak and exasperated whimper, I was like "THATS WHAT ANON MEANT!!" and grabbed my computer and started writing. I'm thinking that sexually frustrated and overall tired Channie. SORRY IF THIS IS SHITTY OR NOT GRAMMATICALLY ACCURATE I'M DUMB <3 CONTENT WARNING: Smut, jerking off, cum swallowing, sucking off, swears, pet names & nicknames (baby, babe, sweetie, my love), degrading (a little bit), oral (m. receiving), orgasm, handjob, I think that's everything.

GENERAL INFO: established relationship, roommates, reader's features and name are not mentioned or only gently mentioned <3

DISCLAIMER: This story is purely FICTION. It is not a depiction of persons living or dead. I am by no means saying that any of this could/should/would happen to anyone, nor am I saying that these people could/should/would do these things. It's basically a faceclaim for a fictional person when I mention celebs, etc. It's called FAN FICTION because I am the fan writing fiction. Never take anything I write seriously. THANK YOU

This one's kinda short because I'm a failure I rushed it, but at least its content. Enjoy.

!! 18+ MINORS DNI !!

BANG CHAN SMUT - Hands aren't enough. word count: 689

"Fuck..." Chan groans quietly after he finishes himself on his hands.

You were home with him and able to help him get off, sure, but you were sitting at your computer working so much that he didn't get attention from you. He wanted to get off though,e so he took matters into his own hands.

Literally.

He exits the bathroom after a minute and walks into your shared bedroom, only wearing a pair of shorts and no shirt. His chest glistened with sweat as he walks in and lays on the bed, his hard still visible in his pants.

You turn in your rotating office chair to see Chan laying there, looking like a sweaty, tired, frustrated and extremely attractive mess. You notice the bulge in his pants quickly, shutting your computer and clicking your tongue. You sit beside him on the edge of the mattress with an amused smile.

"What's wrong, Channie? Your hands not as good as mine?" You ask with a sarcastic tone.

He only nods his head and lets out a weak hum in response.

"Mm...yeah..." is all he can make out. You chuckle lightly before you slide off the bed to kneel in front of him. He looks down at you, a small smile forming on his pouty lips.

It's not even a few minutes later that you have him practically crying while you slide your hands painfully slowly up and down his shaft.

"Fuck...baby, don't do this...please..." He whimpers, tears pricking the edges of his beautiful eyes.

You smirk up at him, his perfect and handsome features twisted into a face of pleasure and agony at the same time.

"Not yet...don't cum yet sweetie." You say with a smug smile.

You can feel his cock twitch in your palms, his tip an angry red as he's trying his hardest not to give in and let out messy cries and let himself cum. You press your tongue to his tip, taking about a third of his length into your mouth. He can't handle this much teasing. He lets out a louder cry.

"Ah! Baby please...please can I..." He tries to speak between moans and whines. His forehead glistens with sweat, his eyes screwed shut while his puffy lips hang slightly open.

"What a needy boy...crying because his hands weren't as good as mine. You couldn't even make yourself cum, could you?" You ask condescendingly while you take your mouth off his cock, quickly moving your hands up and down it again, then slowing down in an excruciating pattern.

He nods frantically, his hands gripping anything and everything around him. He grabs the bedsheets with a cry.

"N-no...no!" He whimpers again. "No I couldn't...I can't do it like you. Please just let me finish, stop this shit. I need you. Please, my love, please."

His begs are weak and desperate sounding as his breaths are heavy. His whines such music to your ears. You can't keep him in this torturous position for much longer.

You chuckle softly, now keeping your pace on his rock hard dick. "You can't do anything, can you? Pathetic. Just cum then, cum for me and show me how much you love this."

You take him fully in your mouth, his cock twitching in your tight throat as he reaches down and grabs your hair. He bobs you up and down, jerking his hips here and there. In no time at all, you feel the familiar feeling of his warm cum run down your tongue while you hear his desperate moans of pure pleasure. You swallow as much as you can, sliding your lips down him and puckering your lips against his tip, resulting in a pop! as you smirk up at him.

His chest rises and falls in uneven and harsh breaths, his hands still gripping onto the sheets and duvet as if his life depended on it. His eyes open slightly, looking up at you with a soft sigh while you lean over the bed in front of him.

"Oh Channie. If you needed me you could've just told me. What do you need now? Need my pussy?"

[luvmyoui]

six - out

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gp!myoui mina x fem!reader

warnings: cursing

word count: 1,732

a/n: GUYS IM SORRY, I MEANT TO POST THIS EARLIER BUT I LOST TRACK OF TIME PLS FORGIVE ME😞😞

the constant buzzing of your phone roused you from your slumber, you tried to ignore it but the buzzing hadn’t gone away like it usually would. with a huff you sat up and received the call without checking the caller. 

“what?!” you said annoyance clear in your tone.

“check twitter, right now!” camila’s stressed out voice exclaimed from the other end of the phone. 

“okay, okay, gosh what terrible thing happen-” you fell silent when the twitter app loaded on and displayed a linked article stating a question along with a picture. 

SIXTH HARMONY’S Y/N L/N HAS A DAUGHTER? 

the article went on to explain how an anonymous source had sent a picture of the ‘happy birthday isla’ banner that hung behind you, you were squatted on the floor with isla’s cheek squished into yours. seeing the picture you immediately recognized it as one that was definitely taken the day before. you could only curse yourself for letting that man help bring that package into your home and forgetting to close the door. apparently there had been paparazzi waiting outside of your house and took pictures of the decorations while your door was open. 

“y/n? you good?” camila's worried voice pulled you out of your regretful thoughts. 

“y-yeah, just shocked. the thought of this happening never even crossed my mind.” you said, still in disbelief that this could’ve happened. 

“look at the comments though, we can go along with them and lie.” hearing this, with curiosity you scrolled down to see the replies to the tweet. 

REPLIES: 

sixtharmony4ever: why can't you people just mind your own business omg, leave my girls alone!!!

camilasolostan: wtf??? was y/n a teen mom?! iloveyn: so what if she was, its her life not yours.

laurenmll: why are you idiots acting like she can't have nieces😭😭 user872349: are you stupid, she doesn't have any siblings💀💀 laurenmll: are you? you're acting like she cant have any cousins☠️ laursss: girl lets be real, thats 100% y/ns kid camziezz: literally, cuzns arent twins💀💀

sixthharmonizerrr: these paparazzis seriously need to get a life and let celebs live theirs.

twice4lifee: guys why does that baby look exactly like mina😰😰minaluvzme: IM SAYINN once4ever: NEW SHIP???

minariii: *image attached* cannot tell me they are not the same person, literally give that kid a haircut and its mina.

lovey/nnn: why does the baby look like that one girl from that kpop group?!

harmonizeronce: does mina have a secret brother? twcmina: she literally said in multiple interviews she was an only child. harmonizeronce: thats why i said secret smartass.

seeing people defending you brought a smile to your face, you loved your fans. though you couldn't help the anxiety creep up your spine, what if they found out about mina. rather than worrying for yourself, you worried for mina, it might break her career if it's found out that she has a kid. you knew that the kpop industry was much less forgiving when it came to things like this. feeling another buzz in your hand caused you to look at the incoming call from your manager larry. 

“mila, larry’s calling so i’ll hang up now okay?” hearing a ‘kay’ from camila you hung up and accepted the call from your manager. 

“deny having a kid, say it was your cousins or something and that you hang out with her kid alot. I honestly don't care what you say, just make sure no one knows that it's your kid.” he said as soon as you had accepted the call

“and if i don't want to?” 

“that’s not an option.” he stated. 

“I'm not going to deny my kid, can I just stay quiet? i won't ever deny that isla’s my daughter, i'm not and never will be ashamed of her. sure i had her young but i don't regret it at all.” you responded with finality in your voice. maybe this was a stupid decision, but one parent had already left isla and you refused to disown her by saying she wasn't yours.  

letting out a sigh, knowing nothing he said would change your decision, your manager let out a fine and hung up the call. you let yourself fall back into your bed and just laid there hands and legs sprawled out. hearing the creak of your door opening made you lift your head a bit to see isla standing there. she ran over to your bed, when she reached it she proceeded to lift one of her legs up trying to get onto the bed. you smiled down at how cute she looked, stopping her struggles, you sat up and pulled her onto the bed next to you. with her small hands she pushed you down onto your back and jumped onto you, cuddling her face into your neck. 

“when will i get to see mommy, i only see hew in pictuws.” isla said into your neck, she was very clearly distressed, and you could only think of the day before when she had questioned mina’s want to even see her. 

you honestly didn't even think mina wanted to see her, sure she sent gifts but you doubt she’d want to see isla. she always thought of the child as a burden, as something that you were supposed to care for. the thought brought a frown to your face, you wished for mina to see isla and acknowledge her as a daughter. 

chaos had ensued in the twice dorms, although mina only shared a dorm with nayeon, all the girls were currently at the dorms. as soon as they had seen the tweet they rushed over, hoping that it wasn't as they thought. 

“so what, you just left her alone with a kid?!” jeongyeon exclaimed, clearly upset at the mere idea. 

“uh- well it wasn't like that, i wanted to pursue my dream and she was holding me back. also i send them money and gifts and pay for the apartment, i’m fulfilling my role as a parent.” hearing this, all of the girls continued their attack, throwing objects at mina. she tried to dodge but there were too many coming and too fast. 

“god i knew you were a douche judging by the amount of girls you bring home, but this is just unbelievable.” momo said, followed by a shoe being thrown at mina’s head. 

“you guys are unbelievable, i'm your member, not her. plus, are you forgetting the part where i literally send gifts, money, and pay the bills?! also she didn't want me to follow my dream!” mina exclaimed, why couldn't they understand her side?

“yeah, and are you forgetting the part where you got her pregnant. whatever she says doesn't matter, as the person who got her pregnant you should have taken responsibility.” jihyo voiced out, clearly annoyed by her excuses.

“I do take responsibility! how many times do i need to say that i give them money, i spoil them incredibly!” mina cried out in exasperation, how many times did she have to say it for them to understand?

the yelling and throwing of things was stopped the moment the door to the dorm opened, their manager walking in. “mina, there better be a good explanation for this.” their manager said, glaring at mina. 

“uhm- there really isn't one, it’s exactly how it seems.” 

“how do you even know y/n?!” their manager exclaimed, not being able to wrap her mind around this situation.

“we uh- we were high school sweethearts, we dated throughout almost the entirety of highschool.”

“what?!” everyone exclaimed, not knowing that they were in that serious of a relationship. 

“wait, so do you know any other celebrities?” chaeyoung asked in disbelief, she had been a fan of the group's music for a while and couldn't believe mina knew them.

“uh- yeah, shawn mendes, he was my best friend since middle school and camila, but she was y/n’s best friend. and i mean camila never really liked me.” 

“you knew shawn mendes?!” chaeyoung exclaimed, being best friends with shawn mendes was insane to her. 

“yeah, i still talk to him from time to time too.” mina said, scratching the back of her head as she explained. 

“mina, i hope you know that we will be going to the US for the billboard women in music awards. and sixth harmony will for sure be there.” their manager said to mina.

“what!?” mina exclaimed, the thought that she might run into you again was now starting to eat away at her. she didn't want to see you, but at the same time she wanted so desperately to. 

“oh yeah, i was gonna tell you.” jihyo said, everyone surprised that mina didn't know. 

everyone had left by now, and it was only mina, nayeon, and the two beer bottles on the coffee table in front of them. mina usually didn't drink, her intolerance for alcoholic drinks being the reason, but after today she just needed a drink. 

“what do you think? do you agree with everyone else, you think i'm an asshole?” mina asked, not offended but wanting a genuine answer.

“I mean what you did was very assholey, but i mean it’s never too late to change you know? i mean i’ve lived with you for like how long? three, four years? and i mean i think i know you best, and i can say with confidence you’ve had at least a little character development.” nayeon said, taking a swig of her beer. 

“but what do i do? I feel like what me and y/n had is broken by now. I don't think she’d even want me to meet isla.” mina said, she would never dare say her true thoughts. and i mean, could you blame her? 

all she knew about this kid was that she was 3 years old and that it was hers. she didn't even know what isla looked like until she saw the picture on twitter. she felt terrible for even thinking it, but she didn't really care all that much for this kid. you on the other hand, she had known you for a long time, she loved you, she had a kid with you. she didn't regret pursuing her dream but she wished it didn’t include losing you. 

“just talk to her, when we meet her. try to just talk it all out.” 

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[my-own-walker]

Jigsaw Falling Into Place

Anonymous asked: Can you do some smut ab evan himself?

note: i am getting back into writing more small stories because i don't wanna get bored of the series haha. trying something a lil different

summary: in 2011, indie musician/rockstar reader has had a thing going with evan peters for a while. neither of them can stop thinking about each other. it's high time they talked it out.

warnings: sm*t, being delulu with a celeb fantasy, f1ngering, p in v, rushed plot lol

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I loved doing strange things in the name of art. Even if it meant stirring up a bit of controversy. I had my fair share of weird music videos and clothing choices that turned heads. It's what you need to do to get noticed.

My band and I received some negative press when I said some...choice words about men in an interview. Why people were shocked that the female lead singer in a band had strong feminist viewpoints was beyond me. In my time away from working, aka, hiding from the controversy, I spent time socializing.

Being in my early 20s, I felt my freedom was stifled by my schedule and record label obligations. Now that I was being forced to step away, I had time for a social life. I went to more parties and met cool people. One of which being this guy, Evan.

Although we never said it to each other, I think we both knew.

From the moment we locked eyes, I knew one thing; I wanted to know him. I'm not sure if it was him or I that moved toward the other first, but we met in the middle of the crowded room, like a fucking movie, and he said:

"You look...you look very nice. B-beautiful, I mean. Damn, why can't I speak?" He looked around bashfully, saying 'I hope no one heard that' with his eyes.

I returned the compliment with a lopsided grin and a simple, "I'm Y/N."

After a lengthy conversation off in a corner somewhere, I wrote my number down on the back of his hand and took off, fucking off back to my apartment to seem mysterious. I waited by my cellphone with bated breath, seeing if he'd follow the "three-day rule." He texted me within an hour of me leaving.

We saw each other regularly for weeks after, continuously finding reasons to hang out. I was a spellbound darling in the haze of a precious love story, fawning over a starry-eyed boy.

My desire to seem aloof and therein more appealing, though, made me act coy in his presence. I could see it in his eyes that he felt the same, but I wasn't about to make that my problem. My fear of rejection kept me from overstepping the line of friendship.

Another drunken night at a bar after seeing some indie band play left me with some bad press again. I got caught mouthing off to a photographer who was hounding me in the street. A classic story, right?

Due to that, though, I was seriously put in time-out by my label, them advising me to stay home for a while. To avoid nightlife, that is. Just until it all blew over. I sat bored in my apartment, trying to write songs when my cell phone buzzed.

E: hey!!! how are u?

you heard :/

E: yeah. bummer :^(

i'll be fine. more time to b productive!

E: what are u up to now?

about to make dinner :D

E: ooo whatcha makin?

salad!

E: make enough for 2?

I can ;)

E: what's ur address? i'm coming over

I threw my phone onto the couch and sprung into action. I had to make the space look as presentable as possible for his visit. We had known each other for about a month, but neither of us had been to each other's place.

It took him next to no time to arrive. The knock at the door announced his arrival. I physically dropped what I was doing to let him in, anxious to see him.

He stood outside my door, rosy cheeks and bleach-blonde hair making his appearance seem almost ethereal. His eyes sparkled when he saw me.

"Come in," I smiled, gesturing toward the open space of my living room.

"Wow, it's nice in here," he cooed. I parted from him to return to making dinner. I watched as he observed the space and meandered over to the sofa, flopping down a a large sigh.

"What's the matter?" I asked, laughing.

"It was an ordeal getting in, is all," he chuckled, leaning forward in his seat to peer in at me.

"Why? My doorman is rather nice..." I returned.

"No, I made sure I got in in a way that I couldn't be seen," he explained. "I know you probably don't want to get caught with a mysterious guy sneaking into your apartment,"

"And why's that, Evan?" I challenged, finishing up and heading into the living room to sit with him.

"Big news, and all," he said, bashfully. "All things considered."

"I'm not worried about it, honestly," I assured him, putting a hand on his arm. "I've found that once you've ruined your reputation, you can live quite freely."

He coughed lightly and pulled at the collar of his sweater before sitting back with his arms crossed, very obviously checking me out with a smirk on his face. I ran my hand through my hair and adjusted the way I was sitting. So many words to say, but neither of us had the courage to do so.

All at once, Evan's lips were on mine. At first, I tensed up and pulled back, then, I relaxed into it, putting a hand on his cheek. We kissed passionately, his arms eventually snaking around my waist and pulling me even closer.

"My god," he gasped, pulling away. "You're fun to kiss."

I could only reply with a bashful laugh, my cheeks burning red.

"I've been wanting to do that for a while," he exhaled.

"I've been wanting you to do that for a while," I returned, resting my hand on his chest. He looked down at the touch and back up at me with a glint in his gaze. The moment lingered, and I was spellbound in the light of his undivided attention.

"I never pictured myself getting this far. I don't know what I'm doing, quite frankly," he admitted, his brows turned up in disbelief.

I leaned forward and brushed my lips against his, pausing for a moment before giving in to the need to kiss him again. We pressed our foreheads together in the tightest embrace, this being the result of weeks of restraint.

Although we never said it to each other, I think we both knew.

His left hand threaded in my hair, his right still firmly wrapped around me, I was lit on fire. The all-consuming moment made it hard to breathe. I wanted him all at once. I wanted his very essence to touch every part of me. Every cell and fiber and bone in my being.

It mattered not what was going on in the world. The problems and the hurt and the unrest. At that moment, it wasn't our fight. Not our war. No longer a worry.

Evan was the only thing that mattered. Him.

"I need you," I murmured against his lips, grabbing the fabric of his shirt in my hands and pulling him on top of me.

It was like diving into the ocean, too swept up in the current to realize I was drowning in him. His hands were all over me. Pulling at my clothes and feeling at the glimpses of bare skin underneath.

I wanted all of it.

Just as I tugged his sweater over his head. Just as he pulled at my t-shirt. Just as I undid his belt. Just as he slid my skirt down over my knees. Just as he threw his own jeans across the room. A warmth spilled into my chest and spread outward. His presence soaked through my skin.

His lips ran up my neck and stopped next to my ear. "Okay?" he whispered.

"Yes," I breathed.

He spread my legs apart softly before lining himself up with my entrance. I moaned in his mouth when he penetrated me. He kissed me until all I could breathe was him. I ran my hands up his naked back as he found his rhythm.

I lost track of time. I was intoxicated by the heat of the moment, the warmth of his body, the waves of intense pleasure. There was something there that was real and raw and rare. We fit together like a jigsaw falling into place.

Before long, I found myself ready to succumb to the waves of pleasure. Evan must have seen it, because he paused for a moment, to say: "Not yet, beautiful." He pulled out of me and kissed me all over my body, tauntingly slow.

Then, he slid his fingers into me, setting a lazy rhythm that made my back arch and my toes curl. I existed at his very will. And all at once, after clinging desperately, I let go with a light moan. The pressure boiled over. Shudders shook me as I rested my forehead on his.

Evan's hands tightened on my waist. "Alright?" he asked, making sure he had permission to enter me again. I nodded.

He slid in. My arms were wrapped around his shoulders, my uneven breaths fanning his throat. He came with a masculine groan. The moment soaked through my skin. I could have lived in it forever.

We lay together in momentary bliss, I stroking his sweaty hair, him tracing shapes onto my arm with his finger.

"I love you," he whispered, before pausing entirely and saying a bit louder, "god, I mean, I love, holding...you."

I chuckled softly and guided his chin up to kiss me again. "You do?" I asked, curiosity getting the better of me.

"I didn't mean to say that but yeah, I think I love you," he replied bashfully.

"Well, I think I love you, too, Evan," I smiled. He hugged me tighter, inhaling deeply in the crook of my neck. "God, I forgot all about dinner," I spoke after a beat. "Are you hungry?"

"No, not for salad," he laughed. "If I'm being honest, I don’t even like it. I just lied to get to your apartment."

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DID MY BEST TO "TEXT" LIKE IT WAS 2011 FORGIVE ME!!! CRINGE!!! This was a fun one to write hope u like it and pls lmk if you do!!! (but not if you don't)

[the-bomb-sammi-morse]

Chris IS married, GET OVER IT!

It's on all of the major outlets. Seriously, stop living in denial. For those who have no idea, yes, Cape Cod is a small area, so a lot of people would know, but Chris could afford to pay anyone off not to say a thing. Plus, people on the cape respects locals privacy. It's just how it is here. As a greater Boston native myself, the Cape and Nantucket area are very famous celeb locations or vacations and weddings, and anyone involved is tight lipped about it. Chris does not have to sell his story to the tabloids, or tell anyone about it. It's none of your business. Also, just look up public records and you'll find a marriage certificate.

I'm assuming the majority of you who are still in denial about the whole situation only knew him after Marvel was grooming him to be the real life Captain America. Chris is your typical Massachusetts fuckboy. He always partied, he always had girls around, whether he was in LA or at home in Boston. He let news of his relationship get public after he was obligated to work for and represent Marvel. You were all fooled. If anything, he was straining to keep himself behaved in the decade he was with Marvel. In every interview he made innuendo and inappropriate responses, making many costars laugh.

He's really only had a few serious relationships, just two inside the Marvel era and both of those were on and off. He did his best to make himself look like a relationship type guy.

Now, in a mid life crisis, he starts seeing AB because she's young and known as an easy, dirty video making girl. He just has to breathe and she'll come running. They his their relationship for so long because Marvel wanted him to look as pure as possible, a single dog dad who is a total Mama's boy. What you need to understand is, Chris Evans is NOT and is nowhere near Captain America status. Yes he does charity work, but that's what nice people and most celebs do. They have the ability to draw attention to causes that are usually overlooked.

His family probably isn't super keen on her, but he's freaking out about life, and was probably pressured into this by AB. I doubt this marriage will last a year. She just seems like the type to sign and ditch, so she can make off with alimony. If he can't see that it's because he's blinded by his fuckboy lifestyle and the pressure of mid life. He knows he isn't who everyone wants him to be, so he's doing his best in the only way he knows how, with a dumb bimbo. That's why his relationships with Jessica, Minka and Jenny didn't work out, because they were serious and he still wasn't ready yet. Now, with 40 years in the books he's compromising and making the best of a situation he put himself in.

Once again, stop trying to make false claims because you are in denial. Stop trying to mask the reality that is taking over your distorted projected image of him and yourselves together. I've lost all respect for him, and if you haven't, you are indeed mistaken. He is not who he was groomed to be and you all need to get that in your heads. She just wants money, he just wants pussy and put together it'll be a shit show. You would never get looked at by him in real life and even if you did, you wouldn't last long. Take a hint from Elsa and just

[anothersebastianblog]

I will never forgive the parasocials who harassed him and his gf everytime he gets with another woman until they eventually drove him off social media for good. It started way early since Margo because that was the start of his fame. Bucky was the role that made him known to the world. Fuck those immature capital letter B word. Bunch of whiny jealous little girls stuck in grown women's bodies deciding they're now dating an actor and own him in some way because they like him. They need look up what celebrity means again and seared the definition into their airhead brains. This is why we can't have nice things! Like,dude! Seriously! He's one the most nicest and most interactive-with-fans celebs out there. Not just amongst the MCU cast,but amongst celebs in general. Look all the comic con photos and how he entertained all their requests no matter how weird they get sometimes. Even on Reddit,which is not a subreddit dedicated to him or celebs at all,but on r/Ask subreddit,a guy commented that he saw Sebastian around SoHo a lot and that "people need to stop asking him for photos and leave the poor guy alone for a bit" implying that he never turned down fans' requests for photos most of the time even on his me-time. He replied to fans on IG (A LOT) and made their days. I saw him wishing a fan Happy Birthday on IG (on her page,it was a fanpage IG) and even wrote a sweet birthday wish to her in her comment section in one of her posts where she tagged him. He shares fanmemes/fanedits on his IG story.

Let's not forget his weibo interaction with his Chinese fans. It was so fucking sweet and lovely that I was jealous. He seems more casual,non formal,carefree and let loose lot more on weibo with his fans based on how he replies to them compared to IG where he kept it more civil. I'm guessing it's because no western news outlet will see it and report about it where as if he were to interact the same way on IG with his western fans,news outlets would pick on it. He didn't have to go out of his way for his fans,but he did. And what did they do? Threw it back in his face as a thank you. My point is he's so nice! One of the nicest celebs out there,I read that everywhere where people say that he's seriously one the nicest celebs out there. He's so appreciative and interactive/chatty with his fans. Most celebs don't do this with their fans. And now it's all ruined. I truly wished it would go back to before but he seems happy to be out of the toxic internet world and lives a lowkey & quiet private life with his girlfriend. If only I had the money,I would've tried to interact with the before Sebastian so bad (be in online or irl),the before Sebastian where he was still interactive with his fans and trusts us all enough to let his guard down and be all kind & bubbly.I'm not sure if he'll even do a comic con meet & greet for Thunderbolts or any con at all in the future where he has to interact with fans :( He looked so done and burnt out with it all. So sorry for the long rant. And sorry for my terrible English. I live halfway across the world.

No need to apologise.

I feel you. He probably felt a sort of burnout in 2017/2018 or something when he took the first big break. Then tried again but for so many reasons he saw things got worse and that + what i think it was him really GROWING up around his 40 bday made him realise internet was not something that gave him joy like it did so he quit.

It’s s shame considering seeing content directly from him is another type of joy really and also not everything on sm is bad, with his huge platform he could promote his less known projects for example. But it is what it is.

If it makes you feel more hopeful, i think he is not done with comic cons despite them being clearly stressful. I am sure he will attend one in japan in December 🇯🇵

[joealwyndefenseattorney]

Re: okay let's have an adult conversation

I had to respond cause I’m sick of this BS. This is generally a lot of questions I see asked about Joe from Swifties and it’s kinda sad because critical thinking skills would give them the answers they need. 

The spamming of questions is not an adult way to have a conversation for a start but let’s get into it anyway. 

why didn't he show up for taylor when she needed support?

People show up for people in all kinds of ways and sometimes the people who truly show up for others aren’t doing so in public. 

Why was he resentful of her success? 

Where have you found this narrative? It’s not in her music.

Why didn't he go with her to several awards shows? Including the Grammys!

If he did the narrative would have been why was he clout chasing. This is a lose/lose situation for him. 

Why did he party in her house whilst ignoring her all the time? 

Were you at the party? What proof is there of this? And you can’t use a photo cause I can’t tell you how many parties I went to with my current partner and we aren’t next to each other in photos. Cause it’s a party and we socialise with other people. 

Why did he want her to not be as famous as she is now while Travis is very open to it? Taylor wanted to be loved out loud but joe always seemed embarrassed by her. I want serious answers here, not fangirl deflections.

Wasn’t he celebrated for allowing her to be private and not on show at all times but then she released Bejeweled and the story has flipped. Because why? She changed, not him. She wanted something different from the relationship not him. That’s totally fine as well. It’s happens to lots of couples it doesn’t make either of them bad it just means they grew apart. 

Why didn't he answer what his fave taylor song was? 

Why did he have to? It is probably just as well he didn’t because the Swifties would find a way to hate on him for it. 

Why did it always seem like he hated us, the fans? 

It is not the job of the partner of your fave celeb to interact with you. This also wasn’t the way people acted towards him whilst they were dating, these are only claims I’ve seen since they’ve broken up. 

Why did he interact with several of his female co stars but locked her away in the basement of his heart? 

Again, he would have been accused of clout chasing if he was constantly posting and seen out with her. 

It is also common knowledge that it is part of certain contracts for film and tv shows (particularly tv shows) that costars have to be seen together as part of the PR strategy. Even if it wasn’t men and women can be friends without any other strings attached. 

Or literally not see she was depressed as he left her behind at home (caging her) while he went to the bar?

Be for real right now. You can’t seriously think she wasn’t on large property whilst living together. Pretty sure I’ve seen that they had a large garden in London whilst during lockdown. She’s not living in a tiny apartment with no outside space. She was not caged. Also people can go out separately from their partners and it not be a personal attack on them. I too struggle with depression and as hard as it is to reach out for help she could have sought help from a professional, the same reasoning Swifties use for her leaving Joe due to his mental health - it is not the responsibility of your partner to fix your depression. My partner supports me through my issues but ultimately it is my therapy and medication that is going to make the change. 

The issues with how Joe apparently treated Taylor are mostly made up fan issues but the issues they’ve created are the exact same as what Taylor admitted doing to Joe in her new album. How can you vilify Joe for unfounded claims and praise Taylor when she admits to treating him badly in her own words. It’s infuriating that they are all still hating on Joe, it’s like they went through the breakup.

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[spookygingerr]

Is shameless prestige tv?

Hi Anon!

I hope your day is going well :)

I'm not gonna lie, I had never heard of that term before so I did some research. So let's see...

From what I can gather, prestige tv is defined in a lot of different ways by different people, so I'm just gonna analyse shameless in regards to some of these definitions/traits of prestige tv that I found online.

First of all here prestige tv is described as 'Water Cooler tv'

What this means is a tv show that everyone seems to be watching that you discuss over the water cooler in the office. I don't think from my experience that shameless is that, however it did finish 3 years ago and I am in the UK so a US fan that watched the show in real time would be a better judge of that. I however would argue that we don't have water cooler tv shows anymore for a large variety of reasons. First of all, everyones algorithm is so personalised that someone who is an A class celebrity to one person is unknown to the next. Think back to Britney Spears reign, everyone new her, I don't think we really have celebs like that anymore. Of course there are Taylor Swift and Harry Styles at the moment but I imagine that it is easy for anyone who's not a fan to limit their exposure to them. I have a lot of Taylor on my timelines because I am a big fan, but I never see Harry anymore because I never liked the videos or even watched them through so the algorithm stopped showing me. Maybe in the first few seasons Shameless in the US was inescapable for the wider society, like Glee or One Direction, all around the same time, but like I said, I can't vouch for that. Secondly, the way we consume tv has changed. I personally didn't watch shameless until 2022 and binge watched it all on Netflix over a few weeks. Streaming has really altered how we consume. We don't all watch the same shows at the same time with ad breaks like we did 15-20 years ago so it is hard for anything to be water cooler tv. In the UK the only shows that fit this standard are reality shows such as Love Island and I'm a Celebrity Get me Out of Here but I've noticed that even those don't have the water cooler tv title they did 10 years ago, likely because people can be binging shows on Netflix on a Friday night instead of tuning in to live reality tv.

Next up, here one feature of prestige tv is colour scheme/lighting

Prestige tv uses colour and lighting to set the tone, the article describes this as being dark, muted colours. I think shameless definitely makes use of colour to set the scene and help tell the story but they don't just use muted colours. In the early seasons there is a gorgeous grainy quality that feels comfortable and nostalgic. The Gallagher house is full of yellows and muted warm colours that help us feel safe and loved there, just look how cozy this video is. The Milkovich house on the flip side feels very cold and clinical. Look here, and this is Mickey's room which is the cosiest room in the entire house... still cold and depressing. Even the exterior of Kev and V's house being a pillow box red is a nod towards their passionate love.

Boobs

No seriously, the article said prestige tv shows full boob and shameless does that!

Self-awareness

I'm on that same article, according to Vulture, prestige tv has self awareness, shameless does to an extent. Of course there's the 'here's what you missed last week on shameless' where the actors stay in character which breaks down the fourth wall a little. Similarly there are a few pop culture references, Lip mentions Sue from Glee to Mandy (I can't find it on yt and he uses two slurs so I don't wanna repeat it), letting us know that the same tv shows exist in the shameless universe. Fun fact, Mike O'Malley who plays Burt Hummel on Glee (Kurt's dad) was a writer on Shameless! And of course Mickey watches Riverdale in season 11. I think these all count as self awareness.

Thus, yeah in my opinion I think Shameless could be considered prestige tv, as much as any show could be in the streaming age. But I am incredibly biased.

I have absolutely no business analysing tv, I literally heard the term 'prestige tv' for the first time today, but if anyone wants to discuss further, or listen to me yap more then lemme know!

[dojae-huh]

I was going to ask about that poll..haha..

Just got bored and started to observe wayv members..to look who is whom...well I suck at observing ppl but itroed my best..haha...u can correct me always tho..

Do u think xiajun is gay? What I get from observing him is that he is not a gay..I mean not fully mayb..his dance sometimes gives the feminine vibe and he likes to doll him up...but to be gay that's not enough for me..he is more confident than jaedo in interacting with other men..so ..do u think he could be bi? Idk..correct me...do u observe wavy? Among them hendry, Yangyang nd win are straight like a ruler I think...ten is a sure case, just curious to knw if he is dating someone tho!!we never knw....nd kun no....i dont want to believe he is anything at all...dont knw y....i cant conclude him....but I get the vibe 51% he is straight...or he is acting....aah...I lost..

Seriously tho u r amazing huh nim...I can't even observe them for more than 1 hour straight...it really makes me throw up to focus on nd make the research on someones charecter nd sexuality..(is it the correct term ..dont knw!!)..but u r unbelievable...I really respect ur work nd hats off to ur patience for observing things..good work..

Hi.

I don't think Xiaojun is gay. I'll repeat myself though, aside from 127 members I haven't watched other neos often enough to know them well and to defend my opinion with conviction. Which doesn't matter anyway, my opinion, that is.

I don't observe idols to determine their orientation. I don't care about people's orientations and representation among celebs. That's just me. I guess it can be fun for some people to test their gaydar, hm. I can form an opinion as byproduct of long hours of watching content, but that comes on its own. If you want a term, it's "sexual behaviour" with JaeDo, heh. Courtship and pair bonding.

As for watching content. I wouldn't be able to watch people I have no interest in. I don't do that. Even with Doyoung I skip content that is borish. So don't sell yourself short. Honestly, the level of obsession and investment some fans have with everything their biases do is amazing. They can watch 2 hour lives without subs and draw pictures of their idol drinking latest Starbucks concortion. The fun for my brain is finding a pattern and drawing a bigger picture. It's a game akin to puzzle-solving. And let's be honest, JaeDo are funny. Whipped culture is both sweet and funny. There can't be enough moments of Jaehyun slapping curtains and flags. Observing a group of people also helps to understand human nature and interactions better, maybe apply it later in real life. Like neo's personal growth or strenghtening of friendships.

[bisluthq]

The thing the anon was saying came from something DM received a while ago. And while I don't believe it I also don't think the gist of it is false. What I mean is that the person who sent the message framed it in almost an offended way, as in he was an idiot for not wanting these things while it's normal for people not to like the same things. But like I said I think from what we know and seen over the years, anyone could put out that together and think that and send it. I don't think it was rude about it, atleast not intentionally but I can see him not loving going to award things; not because of Taylor or anything, just because it's not an environment he feels as comfortable as her in. I can also believe he prefers going out to dinner in more low key places, just so they could have a bit of a more normal experience like a normal couple. And I also don't think he would really enjoy having paps waiting for them outside of those restaurants. Ofc he knows/knew a relationship with Taylor was never going to be a totally normal experience in any way and I think he was ok with it being that way cause he loved her. But you have a lot of celeb couples that apart from the fame try to do their lifes as normal as possible, as in yes they are famous yes they know and accept that but also make conscious choices to have a sense of normalcy (remember what Taylor said when she talked about peace in the long pond). I think what changed is that Taylor does love fame and attention at the end of day and instead of keeping the sense of normalcy or trying to find it, she now wants to lean into fame and not making an effort to keep things more low key. And while I somewhat understand that, that maybe you just want to live your life and do whatever you want because it's easier than trying to minimize external factors; I also understand him for not being ok with their life being a tabloid story, with people knowing where they are or what they are doing and things turning into a circus. It's probably also an American vs British mentality. I don't doubt he wants to be successful, but that has to do with his job. If we look at this from a normal citizen perspective, it's quite normal to have a job and be recognized it for it but not wanting people to be meddling into your personal life. That's the usual way things work and him being an actor doesn't mean he has to give up on that. Swifties like to act as if this is some strange thing but it isn't. The out of the norm way is how Hollywood works and you have celebrity couples being front and center in magazines and pap shots and people know their business.

Joe and Taylor worked because when they met Taylor didn't want the Hollywood way of things, their priorities were aligned. When she started to get her confidence back, she probably was ready to get back on the horse and they had to make compromises for each other. Then the pandemic happened and while it brought them closer, I think it also made them realize their priorities were different. She wanted to go back to spotlight. He realized the kind of life he wanted wasn't aligned with what she wanted.

If 2016 didn't happen I don't think their relationship wouldn't have lasted this long. I think in a lot of ways they were compatible, the strong attraction was there , they were similar to each to other, emotionally understood each other so something would have happened anyway. But I think 2016 masked a bit the fact that they want different things out of life.

I’ve always said if 2016 hadn’t happened, he and Douglas Booth would’ve been in the same group chat. Like I personally prefer Joe because I know more about him but they’re both just nice, talented, attractive British dudes. I think because she was very sad in 2016, she let Joe in and then decided he’s her savior and he liked that because he’s a psychotherapist’s son and liked being the knight in shining armor. He took it very seriously and as did she but ultimately it was not to be because she clearly annoyed him towards the end and he according to the lyrics wasn’t putting out emotionally as much as she’d have liked at the end.

it’s all just very normal.

[maturemenoftvandfilms]

I think what I want to say to all of your anons that berate you with questions and hateful claims is that we all go through it... Some form of shock at our own likes and dislikes, and some of us end up sticking to our guns about who and what we find attractive and think it's liberating to share who and what that is while some think that by suppressing it they're somehow helping... Neither one is right. We are just experiencing our world for what it is. On the one hand, I'm sure we all wish those politicians and celebs that are assholes weren't (because honestly who would want to be with them eww lol can't stand the high maintenance part) but some of us also consider that it's not the end of the world and might even find it funny or a turn on to make those same types feel awkward or aware that there's a whole group of gay men who lust after them. It's not inherently bad, but it also sucks to be judged about it considering we're all kind of in the same boat. I mean, I've read some of your supporters say really deeply stupid things like "Democrats or liberals are not as attractive as Republicans or conservatives" LOL WTF. I know what they are TRYING to say, but it's definitely not anything to do with political affiliation or ideology. That has nothing to do with biological makeup or appearances. We're all psychologically attuned to loving or lusting after something or someone or a certain type based on our experiences and very personal internal needs, like wanting to be subjugated, dominated, or to be the subjugator or be the dominant ones, it's ridiculous to try to put it in one lane or the other when we actually mean the same thing. Ultimately we are all gay, some more in control and some more prone to give up that control, men and should enjoy being gay men, no matter what branch of that tree we thrive on. I wish we could show love to each other in our community when we are both liberal in our thoughts AND conservative..... no matter the reason. We live with each other anyway, why divide ourselves into groups further just because one side has an extreme view to the other? I don't get why we fight so much. If this was the 70s throigh the early 90s, we'd be fighting the same fight. We would be united agaibst HIV and AIDS and the doctrines of the religious right trying to make monsters of us for contracting a virus that to this day has no cure. The internet has just made us and our sexual preferences so polarized.

I'll admit: This anon stays anon because he wants to express love and kindness, and that does not seem to be the preferred topic of the day. In the end, Trans, Republican, Alex Jones lovers, Effeminate, Masc, Leather, Daddy, Boy, etc. We should help each other. Take each other seriously but not too seriously, and realize we just love certain aspects of masculinity and femininity that bring us joy and pleasure.

Honestly, I found as many things to be proud of about myself just following your blog as I did about hating our community. We should not be so extreme in our reactions. You honestly seem very reasonable, and all you are doing is putting your inner most thoughts out for the world to see, and I can appreciate that, @maturemenoftvandfilms - I love that too. :)

I wish everyone the best, and I wish we could see where we are different is interesting and not a point for conflict. We have enough of that to face in the world as gay or bisexual men. Let's be honest with each other and inclusive even if it's about people we ourselves would not think of as "sexy" or "attractive" because some people are just playing a role.

I'd like to thank you. I was feeling angry and hateful these past few weeks and you've brighten my day.

[randomsebs]

You really are one of the worst humans alive. Imagine trying to sell your hate for an actress (bc she fucks your celeb crush) as some sort of morally driven public service. Nobody needs this. Nobody cares about the past dirty laundry of some B list actress, except for jealous fangirls like you who are looking for ammunition. Nobody needs you like this. You are useless, a burden, with what you are doing. You could use the time and effort that you put into this into helping your local community instead (and don't lie "I AlReAdY dO ThAT", we all know people like you don't gaf), or learn a new useful skill, literally ANYTHING that'd be a net positive for society or even just for yourself, instead you do this. Delete this blog, ask yourself what is mentally wrong with you that you feel and think the way you do, go get help and actually live a life worth a damn.

The fact you all still defend Annabelle, so fucking funny.

You all are sick Zionists who have found their personal idol.

What the FUCK?! What brainwashing did she put you all through? You all are suck-asses. Sick.

The terrible things this woman has done: racism, fat phobia, lying to her fans, supporting her deluded fans to dox her “boyfriend”, supporting Israel (and lying by saying she supports Palestine, you cannot like both sides. That leaves you in the wrong, I’ll get into it later.), posting photos of random people (she doesn’t know) without their consent, and is rumored to be mean towards her fans in real life (speaking from RESEARCH), etc.

About the Palestine issue:

All of Seb’s fans (as I know of) support Palestine. The specific fan pages I am talking about are Soorwellystan and Wintersbucky, they claim they support Palestine yet don’t do shit after she posted about how the Israel people were also being attacked too. Like no shit they’re both being attacked, it’s war. And it’s sad. I support and stand by Palestine, whilst she all of a sudden supports both?

You guys go back and forth like with a man with a fly swatter.

She could commit any crime and you’d all take it and say: “She’s just letting her anger out from all these problems she has going on!”

Wow. Who knew?

You all cower at her feet like a bald chihuahua.

You’d kiss the ground she walks on just to get noticed by Sebastian.

You guys seriously hate him this much, that you hate all his GOOD exes (that did nothing wrong - except for ale), and all of a sudden worship Annabelle like some type of mythical being.

When his next girlfriend comes you all are going to scream and scream, hate and hate, until he breaks up with that girlfriend. You guys all know he isn’t happy with Annabelle, you all know it, you only like it because he’s very visibly miserable!!!

(80% of the time on his phone or having a forced smile for pap)

This man made multiple comments on how New York changed his life, made him the man he is, how he adores it, and how he could never dream of leaving it. All of a sudden, in the most toxic relationship I’ve EVER seen, he supposedly moved there? No he didn’t.

He is still in NYC he’s just busy currently, currently on jobs, interviews, conferences, Q&A’s, and photoshoots.

In 2020 he switched to the agency: CAA (who is known for making their clients/actors/celebs in the business do PR relationships)

Ale was supposed PR he seemed way happier with her then with Annabelle, body language. It’s all about vibes and body language, not to mention the photos that give his miserable emotions away.

You either are all hired, all just want him to yourself, hate him, or you’re just a brainwashed sheep.

You guys barely do ANY research on it before starting an argument about her so called “innocence”. Talking to you guys seriously melts my brain, I have no clue on what you guys are talking about.

At this point it’s always the same excuse:

“You’re just jealous”, “you’re crazy”, “you need help”, etc.

Here’s my answers to these.

1. I’m taken and in a very healthy, happy relationship. I love my partner and I do not plan to ruin it for a dream that will NEVER happen because he’s a celebrity.

2. I’m not crazy or schizophrenic. My father has BPD and schizophrenia, so thanks for reminding me of that. I got evaluated because I DO have issues going on (as everyone does, and I’m a human being with emotions) and the mental disorder i do have isn’t schizophrenia/psychosis/ASPD. Plus I’m a well-educated person. I don’t speak up about things unless I’m positive about it.

3. I think we got it wrong here. YOU GUYS need help, sending me death threats, insulting me for giving PROOF, other threats, fat shaming me (when you guys have no idea what I look like?), calling me ugly (again, you guys don’t know what I look like), and calling me a narcissistic/schizophrenic weirdo. You all have the proof in front of your face, you all ignore it and take your anger out on us (fellow exposing accounts), because it makes you have some sort of closure.

Anyways…

The photos that we have of them together, Sebastian looked tensed and like he smelt something rotten. I’ve never seen this man act this way before towards any of his girlfriends.

You all hated Margo, Ellie, Leighton, Jennifer, Dianna, and even ale (but ale was also a bad person either way) because he shown adoration for them. You all wish that was you.

You all claim that we’re jealous but in fact we’re not, we’re not kissing Annabelle’s ass to get some kind of “recognition” and “thank you” from Sebastian. It’s desperate and pathetic!! I’ve never seen anything more cringe. You guys are the type of people to be insulted by Annabelle and say: “It was such an honor to be insulted by her”, while tears stream down your faces in happiness.

You guys are the types of people to say: “he won’t ever fuck you” to an exposing account and then open twitter to read thirst tweets about him, read Y/N x Sebastian Stan ao3/wattpad, not to mention the LOADS of thirst edits.

You all claim you support Palestine, yet when Annabelle posted that post for Israel, you ignore it and dare to keep your Palestine flags in your bio?! You stick up for this woman, who is VERY problematic with 10000. POUNDS. OF. PROOF. POINTING OUT SHES HATEFUL (racist, rude, fat phobic, alcoholic, narcissistic, egomaniac, liar, two-faced, Zionist, etc) AND A LIAR, AND CLAIM YOU SUPPORT PALESTINE ?!

You all need to get your ducks in a row and understand what this woman does is on purpose, she made the decision to do this shit, she wants fame, she wants attention. She’s an attention seeking, leech, of a whore. She grew up privileged, she grew up in the business, she knows how to get attention and fame and she knows WHERE to get it from.

The fact she acts like a spoiled, whiny, un-disciplined 13 year old says it all. She’s served shit to you shippers on a platter, you guys would dare to eat that shit. Literally.

It’s so annoying to see you suck up to her as if she’s some type of Greek God. You guys would hold her 100 inch dress up for her if it dragged on the floor. She could bat an eye at you all and you’d scream because she’s the “girlfriend” of Sebastian.

But we all know why you do it. You all do it to be a suck ass.. you all do it for brownie points with Seb. It’s not happening. He doesn’t give 2 shits about her, let alone the attention she’s getting from all of you zombies. You don’t care about her, you guys just like her because he’s visibly miserable with her. You all like that because when he was with Margo, he was visibly obsessed with her, posting her (and captioning it the sweetest things), caught kissing, his eyes would sparkle looking at her, his smile would reach his eyes (and scrunch his nose) with her, and etc.

The fact that she could do/say anything… and you’d all adore her because she’s Sebastian’s girlfriend, it’s disgusting. You all like him with this rude, hateful, and problematic girl because you all know she’s the polar opposite of everything this man stands against. We all know he’s unhappy but the fact I have to personally come out about here like this and point out the flaws of this - forced relationship - out to you guys, is truly funny. You all know what you’re doing, you all are just too excited.

I hope he has a secret girlfriend behind the scenes and I HOPE some people expose that (if it is true).

This is how some of you seriously act:

[whoreforharlow]

They’re not wrong! It’s called No Place Like Home for a reason and it’s annual too so it’s expected to come every year but it’s kinda unfair to the rest of us who don’t want to travel to Kentucky. As long as he’s having fun with it I guess

Exactly. Idk if that anon thinks I'm stupid and need to be told all of the obvious information regarding celebs favoring their home state/city more than others lol

Now this is just me getting on my soap box, so not directed as a response to this ask lol

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Like it makes sense why NPLH is only in Kentucky and it's really not that big of a deal. I'm not rocking back and forth in the corner of my room having a mental breakdown regarding the fact that he's only doing 6 shows and their all in Kentucky 😂

Like idk when it became illegal to be upset about decisions made by other people that distantly affect me, and even shit that doesn't remotely affect me lol. He has a show, I can't go to said show, I'm upset. I feel like it's perfectly normal to be annoyed/upset with this lol. And it's not just Jack, it's literally any other celeb too. Yall don't think I be bent out of shape everytime Dreamville fest comes around and I can't go because I can't afford to be flying out and paying for a hotel room ON TOP of tickets?

This is not Jack specific entitlement lol

I, as the center of the universe, feel entitled to EVERYTHING that I want. I'm a certified hater lol, I hate when things aren't convenient for me. Doesn't mean I'm having a conniption about it. I'm coming ON MY BLOG to complain, and then going back to my regularly scheduled program where I forget this man exists entirely.

I SWEAR I barely care about not seeing him in Kentucky lol. I was upset for like 2 minutes when I heard the news, threw my lil "It's not fair" tantrum and moved on lol. Let me clarify for those that need it: This man, a complete stranger to me whom I do not know and who does not know me, could never make me miserable as he does some of yall on this app.

Yall take shit way too seriously on this app with feeling like you gotta throw your think piece in someone's inbox 🤣

I'm here to have fun and that's it, and it's those think piece in someone's inbox warriors that feel the need to explain to a stranger that this stranger that doesn't know who any single one of us are on this app, "doesn't owe you anything"... like it's not that deep lol, you're not saving Jack's feelings or whatever by invalidating fans who are disappointed that he's not touring. He doesn't owe anyone anything in the same way no one owes anyone anything in this world.

Like tbh, entitlement is even too strong a word to be using when it comes to me just wanting Jack to tour. It's not entitled. I'm a fan wanting an artist to tour the country and being disappointed when he doesn't. If we waterdown the meaning of entitled to you can't want a single thing in this life without it being called entitled we'll destroy the idea of living in a society which is built on expectation of giving and taking. We give this man money and support and in turn he gives us music and tours lol. Not entitlement, just business. Now if I was out here with pitchforks and petitions, then I would say it's entitlement lol, but not me expressing disappointment on a fucking Tumblr blog 😂😂

And to the people that are hellbent on explaining what No Place Like Home means... please shut up lol, nobody here is that dense that they can't understand why he would choose only Kentucky, his home, for this tour.

Anyways, I'm over this now. Get out my inbox with the whole Jack doesn't owe you anything, I know he doesn't, but it doesn't mean I'm not disappointed/upset/annoyed or whatever other feeling word can be used here

[grandexpertearthquake]

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[jeromebuckley]

Fast-Monitor Your Dating

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[calpalirwin]

How To Do An Interview

A/N: So here’s that angry Ash blurb for y’all. Special thanks to that anon for the context!

Content: Lots of swearing. One angry man.

And away, and away we go!

~~~

I slammed my front door, getting a smug satisfaction at how the windows rattled with the force of it.

That felt good, but not good enough. So, finally, in the safety of my home, in total solitude, I screamed. The angry yell echoed around me as I let loose, not stopping until I ran out of breath.

I took in big breaths, gulping down the air, ready to carry on screaming until I lost my voice. That's when I noticed a pair of eyes peering at me from over the couch. I shot my girlfriend an angry smirk before I screamed again. I didn't give a damn what she thought. I was angrier than I'd ever been, and damn it, I wanted to scream about it. So I was.

More of her appeared from where she'd been hiding behind the couch as she sat up on her knees, her own mouth opening to yell with me. 

"Wait, why are we yelling?" she asked, breathless.

"Because I am pissed!" I shouted at her, my voice already sounding hoarse.

She cowered back behind the couch, only letting me see her eyes, which were wide with terror. "Oh..."

"Am I scaring you?" I asked even though I didn't really care about the answer. I was about one scream away from putting my fist through a wall. But, a small part of me was still being rational. I could lose my voice, but I needed my hands. And I truly didn't want to scare her. I knew I looked intimidating, but I tried really hard not to be.

Her hand came up to show her thumb and index finger dangerously close together, followed the lie of "maybe a little."

I let my air out in a huff, running my hands through my hair. "I'm sorry, baby." I apologized, my anger subsiding to exhaustion as I walked over to sit with her. "I'm just..."

"Just nothing," she told me. "You are pissed. Not just. Are."

"Alright, I'm pissed," I admitted.

"What about? Talk to me, Fletch," her soft voice urged.

"It's those damn interviews!" I growled, my fists clenching, as I grew angry again. We'd been on the road for close to 3 months, promoting our new music and tour, doing interview after interview, each one progressively worse than the last.

“What about them?"

"They don't take us seriously! They ask about the girls and the parties! They ask if we've checked out this or that bar and if we woke up with someone in our bed! We're doing a fuckin promo and they don't give a single fuck about the music or the process! No! They only care about pleasing the fuckin tabloids! How are the 4 Aussies adjusting to their celeb status? Any coke habits, boys? Boys! Can you believe that shit?! I'm twenty-fuckin-four! I've been in the public eye since I was seven-fuckin-teen! I'm more than adjusted and I'm a fuckin man! I am a serious musician who is proud of his accomplishments as a musician! I want to talk about that! Not this immature little kid BULLSHIT!"

"Whoa..."

"Yeah," I huffed, feeling only marginally better.

Her eyes lit up in sudden excitement. "I have an idea!" she squealed, getting up to dash around the house.

"What?" I giggled, watching her go from 0 to 100.

"Go get changed," she said, throwing a water bottle at me. "Something kinda nice."

"What are you planning, gorgeous girl?"

"Trust me, Fletch," she answered with a kiss. "But first, scream with me one more time. Or at least pose like you are." she told me, brandishing her phone at me.

"Alright," I giggled. Then, I let loose another scream, her screaming right along as she snapped a series of photos until we were breathless and giggly.

"Now, go get ready."

~ ~ ~

A half hour later, I bounded downstairs, excited to see what she had planned.

I giggled as I saw our transformed living room. She had brought out the back drop from the Cocktail Chats and was peering through a video camera on a tripod, making sure everything was in the shot. "Luke, lift the mic higher, there ya go," she was saying, "Mike, say something."

"Uh, this is weird. Ash, your girl's weird mate," Mike said.

"Uh, this is weird. Ash, your girl's weird, mate," Mike's voice said again from the video. "Perfect!" she cheered, happy with her work. "Alright, places, men. It's showtime!"

"What are you doing?" I asked in her ear. My mates were dressed up, clearly just as lost as I was with whatever she was planning, but going along because you just didn’t say no to this girl. And whatever she planned was going to be big based on her set up and the fact that she herself had changed into a black pencil skirt and white blouse; her glasses perched on her nose giving her a hot librarian vibe.

“Giving you the interview you all deserve," she winked, her heels clicking as she took a seat in the armchair. "Have a seat, Fletch."

I giggled and took a seat with my mates on my couch. This was gonna be good.

"Thank you for tuning into another episode of Galcal Chats. I'm your hostess, Galcal Irwin, and I'm here with the men of 5SOS. Gentlemen, how we feeling today?" she started, once the camera was rolling.

"Little confused," Calum answered.

"Yeah, what the hell, Y/N?" Mike asked.

"Scared? Ash...?" Luke spoke up, shooting me a worried glance.

"Much better now, Galcal,” I giggled, happy to play along with her game.

"Awesome!" she said brightly. "So, you all just got back from promoting your single Easier and your upcoming tour with The Chainsmokers. Tell me, how was that?"

"Tiring," Calum answered. 

"Nice," Luke put in.

"Really cool. We haven't done much since we got back from our Meet You There tour. It was nice to be back on the road,” Mike added, giving her more of an answer.

"Mmm," she nodded. "And the upcoming tour- World War Joy with The Chainsmokers- how's that? I know a lot saw it as a shock. How are you hoping this tour helps showcase how far you've all come- both as a rock group and individually?"

"Yeah," I spoke up. "You know our music took a new direction with our last album. It's something we're still exploring and establishing. So, when The Chainsmokers asked us to collab with them on Who Do You Love, we jumped at the chance to keep challenging ourselves. We're still working on our new album, but we love touring, so when they asked for us to join them on World War Joy, it seemed like the right move for us."

"Right! The new album! You already released the single Easier. Are you planning to release any more singles?"

"We're actually planning to release a new single here soon," Luke confessed.

"Ooo! You heard it here first, folks!" Y/N grinned at the camera.

She continued to interview us for the better part of an hour, finally asking the questions we'd been dying to answer. Not a single mention of girls, or wild nights. Not a single usage of the word "boys". Just pure interest in our art.

“Alright, that's all the time we have for today. 5SOS, it's been a pleasure. Best of luck with your upcoming tour. Let's chat sometime!"

"Thanks for having us, Y/N," Calum said.

"Yeah, this was fun," Luke told her.

"You're so weird," Mike teased her.

"Love you, too." she grinned, getting up to press her face close to the camera. "And that's how you do an interview, FUCKERS!" she laughed, sticking out her tongue and flipping off the camera for good measure.

"Hey, no swearing!" I told her light-heartedly, feeling loads better.

"This guy, am I right?" she told the camera, jerking a thumb at me. "Chat soon, love y’all,'' she signed off, shutting off the camera.

~~~

"Look at how popular we are," she told me later, showing me her phone.

She had posted the picture of us screaming with the caption “Talked with this one and the rest of @5sos​ about their art! Check it out here!” with the link to the video underneath it.

Both her post and the video had blown up-comments ranging from how finally so mine was taking us seriously, love over her sass, and general freaking out-mostly about Luke's bombshell of a new single.

"And that's how you do an interview, FUCKERS!" we yelled happily at each other, before finishing it off with one more scream for good measure.

[the-empress-7]

Listen I totally understand why some bloggers complain about the engagement count. The thing is...being a royal is not a job.

Prince Albert, Queen Victoria’s consort, discovered after marriage that he had absolutely nothing to do. Which is why he threw himself into a frenzy of reforms and took care of his children. Prince Phillip created the Edinburgh awards and the WWF. Consorts are not expected to do anything in the BRF. Prince Charles created the Prince’s Trust because he didn’t want to be like Queen Victoria’s son, who spent his days partying for the lack of something to do. And didn’t David-Lizzie’s uncle- spent all his time flying and sleeping with married women?. The Prince of Wales has no job description either.

The only member of the BRF that “works” is the sovereign.

Seriously, look it up. Chuck and William could do absolutely nothing all day long if they wanted, there is nothing in the law or parliament that obliges them to work. They do it because they want to, they do it because they don’t want to look like absolute parasites, but they all live on Granny’s money and the Duchy of Cornwall anyway, and that has nothing to do with the engagement count.

Let me say it again: being a royal is not a job. The Queen works. Everyone else is just representing her.

Chuck works his ass out because he is the king in training but Lizzie’s star must be brighter. It’s a one woman show, people. Big Willy and Babykins do not need to hustle. At all. If the Queen wants William to do more engagements he will, if the Queen requests that Catherine goes on a tour she will. If she has no chores for them at the moment, they wait. There is only so much ribbon cutting that can be done in a given week, there are no Bond premieres everyday, and how many wreaths can one lay in an island the size of England really? Anne has all of that covered already.

So, you know, if William doesn’t show his bald head for a week it does not mean the monarchy is in shambles, if Kate does the school run and then she lays in bed with a cucumber mask on for the rest of the day...she still gets her allowance in full. As long as the UK people want to pay for them is not our business at all. They are not celebs, they are not Hollywood stars, they do not work for a living like you and me. They do not have to punch a card or hit a mark. Literally no one is counting.

It’s privilege. It’s called monarchy.

Sorry for the long rant Empress.