#sgt. neil howie

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!!! A wild rabbit jumped out!

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EDWARD WOODWARD as SGT. NEIL HOWIE THE WICKER MAN (1973) dir. Robin Hardy

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Sgt. Neil Howie would have solved the death of Laura Palmer in hours.

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Lord Summerisle and Sgt. Neil Howie, The Wicker Man Moodboard

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Smash or Pass: the characters from the film "The Wicker Man" edition

Sgt Neil Howie- Smash (Look, he’s a loser virgin, but he’s MY loser virgin)

Lord Summerisle- SMASH (He’s hot. My apologies.)

Willow- Smash (LET ME BE SEDUCED BY YOUR SIREN SONG)

The Teacher- Smash (Sex Ed is important!)

Alder- Pass (Like everyone else on the island, I would prefer the Landlord’s daughter)

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WickerMan AU I Once Attempted

As the April dawn surged on the Island of Summerisle, Sgt. Neil Howie had only just landed his plane on the shallows of the sea just a few lengths off shore near a humble looking village.

His niece, Cecilia Howie, peers her head over the opened door seeing the locals, her black hair billowing in the wind. "Uncle? Are you sure we're not lost?"

"Only one way to find out I suppose." He looks at her slightly cross because she stowed away on his plane when he wasn't looking. She was always sneaky, either getting biscuits before dinner or sneaking out of Chruch on Sunday. She couldn't be left alone as far as Neil was concerned ever since her parents died in an explosion in the farm far from the city of Glasgow.

"You're lucky you got to come at all with me so be on your best behavior my girl or God help me." He points his finger at her face, as any strict guardian or parent would at the time.

Cecilia rolled her blue eyes. Her uncle worries far too often about her. It wasn't exactly her fault he made his mission of searching for a lost child entertaining. It was either follow him here or stay at home with his fiance who hates her.

Neil grabs a bullhorn pointed to the nearby standing locals staring at them as if they were growing two heads. Cecilia found them interesting. They look like ordinary outlander folk but ever since the plane landed she could not help but notice the decorations strung around the villages shops or lamp posts. Was a festival coming that shes not heard of? Suns with faces on them, may poles with ribbons, how very peculiar.

"Can you send a dingy please?" Her uncle calls at the boat master.

"Hello there, sir! Have ye lost yer bearings?" The presumingly boat master calls back through his hands cupped around his mouth to sound louder. Were not expecting the police today?

Cecilia frowned confused. "Whats he mean, uncle?"

"Never you mind," He grunts back, before speaking through the bullhorn to repeat his request after explaining why they were here.

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He’s dead. He can’t complain

[rebel-girl-queen-of-my-world]

Watching The Wicker Man (1973) I always kind of wish Lord Summerisle and Sgt. Neil Howie would address the tension between them and just start furiously making out.

I mean come on - Christopher Lee’s swagger and sonorous voice, Edward Woodward’s tightly wound priggish virgin copper - who wouldn’t want to see Lord Summerisle charm the pants off Sgt Howie and free him of his sexual repression? I’d call that a happy ending.

[tawneybel]

Imagine being a constable under Howie. You figure out the islanders’ plan and decide to take your superior’s virginity so he won’t be sacrificed.

[inevitably-johnlocked]

Five Fics Friday: April 8/22

Happy Friday everyone! I’m so happy that the weekend is finally here, ugh. Just very tired, but I hope you guys enjoy what I’ve picked for you today. Cheers!

RECENT MFLs

The Detective and the Demon by oreganotea (G, 2,389 w., 1 Ch. || Supernatural Elements || Pre-Slash, Urban Fantasy, Demons, Humour, Friendship) – “Every demon on record is described as either monstrously terrifying or breathtakingly beautiful,” Sherlock says. “I have never heard of a demon with a forgettable face and a propensity for ugly jumpers.” The demon looks down at his jumper. Okay, so it might not be the most flattering article of clothing in the world, but it sure looks a hell of a lot more comfortable than Sherlock’s two-sizes-too-small shirt.

Watch Your Language by Sini333 (E, 3,915 w., 2 Ch. || Bossy Bottom John, Posh Boy Sherlock, John’s Swearing) – John curses like a trucker. Sherlock has had enough Time to teach the blogger to watch his tongue.

Next year, in Baker Street by IamJohnLocked4life (T, 6,512 w., 1 Ch. || Non-Canon Compliant / No S3/4,  Established Relationship, Lestrolly and Johnlock, Jewish Sherlock, Jewish Holidays, Fluff, Alcohol) – When John finds out that Sherlock is Jewish, he decides to make the holidays special for him.

On Feathers and Bacon Sandwiches by Kryptaria (T, 21,092 w., 8 Ch. || Winglock AU || Demon John, Asexual Sherlock) – No one has ever stayed with Sherlock longer than a month. At least, no human. Fortunately, John Watson isn't about to let the little things - like biohazardous experiments and the constant threat of danger - get in the way of his friendship with a very special, very brilliant man like Sherlock Holmes. Part 1 of Feathers 'verse

The Straw Man Fallacy by Vulgarweed (E, 40,422 w., 8 Ch. || The Wicker Man Fusion || Case Fic, Pagan Festivals, Religious Imagery/Symbolism, Scotland, Virgin Sherlock, Ritual Sex, Mystery, Horror, Romance, Mildly Dubious Consent, Dubious Morality, Fuck or Die, First Time, Public Sex, Kilts, Antlers) – “Mr Holmes, I'm not in the habit of approaching . . . consultants. But you are correct. I have great faith in our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. And until recently, I also had faith in the rule of law. Only the second one has wavered. Three years ago my fiancé, Sgt. Neil Howie of the West Highlands Constabulary, went to investigate an anonymous report of a missing child in a remote place called Summerisle. He never communicated with me while he was there, and he never returned.” Summerisle is not a welcoming place to visitors, but it shows its best face at May Day. For ulterior motives.

[allieinarden]

Hi Allie! I wanted to ask you about something that I don't usually see brought up in fandom discussions. Do you have any favorite fictional characters that are either members of a Christian denomination or implied to be Christians?

GREAT question! I’m gonna skip pre-1900s works completely because in many of those settings everybody is Christian by default (though some books emphasize it more, like Little Women or Jane Eyre: love that Helen Burns, by the way) and just go for some more recent stuff: 

Lucilla Eliot, Eliot Family trilogy by Elizabeth Goudge: I don’t want to spoil much so let’s say she’s a somewhat atypical portayal of a devout Christian character and leave it at that. 

Liza Hamilton (I know, I know!), East of Eden by John Steinbeck: Initially, and hilariously, described as having a “dour Presbyterian mind and a code of morals that pinned down and beat the brains out of nearly everything that was pleasant to do,” this character stunningly turns out to be highly admirable in the strength of her character and in her genuine knowledge of scripture and its implications. 

Sgt. Neil Howie, The Wicker Man: I saw this movie recently and I’m not exactly recommending it (it’s a “how about our attractive blonde female star is completely nude for an entire scene but it’s okay to dig it because we kind of disapprove of it in the story” situation), but holy smokes, I was not expecting to see such a genuinely inspiring and heartwrenching portrayal of a Christian (maybe Catholic, potentially Anglican) man trying to live by his beliefs under adverse circumstances in a 70s horror film about a murderous Scottish hippie commune. The thing has legitimate spiritual heft and I want an essay about it. 

All Lisbon sisters, The Virgin Suicides (book and movie): This is another odd example because it’s not a very ideal portrayal of Catholicism in practice, but it’s very much a part of the atmosphere of the story and I was moved by the portrayal of a religious family in crisis. 

Soos Ramirez, Gravity Falls: Cultural identity aside, if you’ve ever been in a Catholic grandmother’s house you’ll know instantly that Soos is living in one. (Also, his nickname is short for “Jesus,” enough said.) 

Miguel Rivera, Coco: Big tight-knit Mexican family, icon of Our Lady of Guadalupe on the wall in his house :) 

Sylvia, The Truman Show: In a universe where it’s perfectly acceptable for a corporation to own a man from the moment of his birth and manipulate his existence for the entertainment, comfort, and warm fuzzy feelings of the public, Sylvia is an activist tirelessly speaking out for his free will and his dignity as a human being and generally being a huge party pooper. She’s also shown praying in front of the television as she watches Truman make his final escape. It’s not a superficial connection—it particularly stands out in a character whose antagonist is a film producer named “Christof” that gains power from consciously playing God. This film isn’t on enough pro-life lists. 

Tip Tucci, The True Meaning of Smekday by Adam Rex: Heavily implied Catholic, talks about going to Mass on Christmas Eve, saying the Hail Mary. 

This is all off the top of my head and I’m sure I’m missing plenty of important examples, but there you go!

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I luv you howieee

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you could say I want sgt. neil howie in a way that concerns feminism but it’s more like I want him destroyed mind body and soul so I can roll around in his misery and shame.

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There Was Only One Bed, Part 2

I found more. Part 1 here.

The Sexual Awakening of Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson (24579 words) by suitesamba Rating: Mature Summary: Sherlock owes Mycroft a favor. Mycroft calls in that favor by offering Sherlock's consulting services in a charity auction. Sherlock and John soon find themselves at the country manor of Mrs. Ives-Patton Smarmington III - not very coincidentally a long-time friend of Sherlock's mother -  where they are reluctant participants in her Murder Mystery Weekend.  It's a play within a play for Sherlock and John, and their roles for the weekend event bleed over into their real lives, waking the sleeping dragons within. Or In which John learns that Sherlock owing Mycroft a favor is very suspect, and Sherlock has a very bad idea.

Rainbow Hearts Retreat (11638 words) by PajamaSecrets Rating: Explicit Summary: "It's a same-sex couples retreat. For those experiencing troubles in their relationship. Consists of group and couples therapy as well as encouraging socialization between the couples. It's all in their incredibly dull brochure."  "Rainbow Hearts Retreat," John read. "Sounds… quite gay."

The Norwood Love Builders (47798 words) by flawedamythyst Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Summary: Sherlock and John go undercover to solve the murder of Joanna Oldacre, but things are complicated by the many feelings John has been repressing in the wake of Sherlock's faked death and return.

Corpus Hominis (47709 words) by mycapeisplaid Rating: Explicit Summary: John knows the human body intimately.  He’s had plenty of opportunity for study as a doctor, soldier, and lover.  There’s one particular body, however, he knows very little about.  When Sherlock launches himself head-first into a new obsession and they get sent on a case in an unlikely location, the pair discovers each other’s bodies with confusing yet delightful (and sometimes hilarious) results.

Over Hill and Under Hill (75303 words) by khorazir Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Summary: John and Sherlock travel to France to tackle the Col du Galibier (of Tour de France fame) by bicycle, and the confused state of their relationship after Sherlock's return from the dead at the same time. A long journey, and a long climb ...

The Edinburgh Problem (152095 words) by snorklepie Rating: Explicit Summary: “A nice holiday, just a bit more...murdery. ” John said drily. “Yes! The best kind of holiday!” Sherlock beamed. “So we won’t get bored!” After he separates from Mary, John returns to Baker Street. Following a request for help from Sherlock's cousin Violet, the detective and his blogger take a trip to Edinburgh. John discovers more about the Holmes family and Sherlock than he bargained for, but tries not to run screaming.

The Straw Man Fallacy (40422 words) by Vulgarweed Rating: Explicit Summary: “Mr Holmes, I'm not in the habit of approaching . . . consultants. But you are correct. I have great faith in our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. And until recently, I also had faith in the rule of law. Only the second one has wavered. Three years ago my fiancé, Sgt. Neil Howie of the West Highlands Constabulary, went to investigate an anonymous report of a missing child in a remote place called Summerisle. He never communicated with me while he was there, and he never returned.” Summerisle is not a welcoming place to visitors, but it shows its best face at May Day. For ulterior motives.

The Summer Boy (94771 words) by khorazir Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Summary: About half a year after the fateful events at Appledore, Sherlock and John embark on a private case in Sussex. For Sherlock, it’s a journey into his past, bringing up memories both happy and sad that he has locked away for almost thirty years. For John, it means coming to terms with the present – and a potential future with Sherlock.

Under the Downs (16165 words) by Evenlodes_Friend Rating: Explicit Summary: Five years after they first meet, a case in rural Sussex changes John and Sherlock's life forever.

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Chapters: 8/8 Fandom: Sherlock (TV), The Wicker Man (1973) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Lord Summerisle, Alder MacGregor, Willow MacGregor, Miss Rose (The Wicker Man), Mr. Lennox (The Wicker Man), Original Male Character(s), Original Female Character(s), Anthea (Sherlock) Additional Tags: Case Fic, Religious Imagery & Symbolism, Scotland, Paganism, Pagan Festivals, Beltane, Virgin Sherlock, Fish out of Water, Ritual Sex, Sacrifice, Mystery, Horror, Romance, Smut, Crossover, Mildly Dubious Consent, Dubious Morality, Fuck Or Die, First Time, Public Sex, Johnlock Roulette, Kilts, Antlers Summary:

“Mr Holmes, I'm not in the habit of approaching . . . consultants. But you are correct. I have great faith in our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. And until recently, I also had faith in the rule of law. Only the second one has wavered. Three years ago my fiancé, Sgt. Neil Howie of the West Highlands Constabulary, went to investigate an anonymous report of a missing child in a remote place called Summerisle. He never communicated with me while he was there, and he never returned.”

Summerisle is not a welcoming place to visitors, but it shows its best face at May Day. For ulterior motives.

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Now featuring The Straw Man Fallacy Fanmix!

Two hours of mood-setting folk, folk-rock, and metal arranged to loosely follow and build on the original soundtrack of The Wicker Man. (Also includes much incidental music straight from the film.)