#shadows ask

[a-totally-reasonable-username]

How does one make small talk when the only things happening in their life are a) Shitty health or b) fictional. It's not that i don't want to talk but like. I never know what about. And even when i follow standard small talk topics or ask questions, i kind of run out of them pretty fast. Any tips?

[weight-of-the-law]

******** for Chie. The Satonaka Slam isn't powerful for nothing.

"You guys just keep masking these comments about my ass being fat as compliments about my strength! I'm not stupid I can see what you're doing here!"

[justarandomart]

do you think Shadow can just grow back limbs like a weird lizard?

[shandzii]

this cookie so intelligent

[humming-fly]

They seem like the kind of guys who would keep count

Bonus:

[brandirecognition]

live is where the learn is

[chiisanajimi]

been feeling really normal about sonic lately

[demi-pixellated]

new roomie? pls 🥺?

[nortedwayfinder]

I feel as though people gloss over the fact that in the New Year episode of Tailstube, not only does Tails have Shadow's phone number despite being aware he's not the talkative type, but Shads immediately picks up (even if the conversation doesn't last more than a few seconds)

I like to think Tails is listed as 'The Tolerable One' on Shadow's contact list.

[a-totally-reasonable-username]

What are some holiday activities you can do in a wheelchair? And i mean without special equipment, going hiking as a wheelchair user is technically possible but it usually requires special wheelchair attachments. Specifically activities in summer? Any ideas? What do other disabled and or chronically ill people do during summer holidays?

[weight-of-the-law]

"Enjoying the view? That's right, it's an unending sort of growth for us~ You revel in getting fatter so much that you won't want to stop. Look at you now... Making that table so small. Remember when it more than fit two of you? Now you're near to spilling over the edges with all this blubber."

The ends of the table at her sides were certainly more noticeable with the Shadow pointing them out.

"Now... Does someone want to try something a little different? I'll take the hose out and let you indulge yourself at your own pace instead~"

A side panel opens up nearby to reveal a large table stacked to the nines with all sorts of junk food.

"Just squeeze my hand when you're ready, Naotons~"

That name was sending shivers through Naoto's entire body, her now much larger and much softer body. Feeling it wobble and bounce with each jostle of the hose pumping into her mouth, only deepened Naoto's blush and embarrassment of enjoying this. She didn't want to admit it, but there was a part of that REALLY wanted to take her shadow up on her offer... maybe it wouldn't be so bad? Maybe... maybe she could just reach out and-

Before she realized it she had already squeezed her shadow's hand, effectively sealing her fate. Well, perhaps she could at least herself more now, and drastically slow down her gaining.

[cryptidmickle]

hey stop holdin him like that hes supposed to be brooding

[churomo]

hello user churomo!! i hope its okay requesting u to add smth to our smilk and furina bffs agenda (they are besties trust)

ohhghg yeah…… this one has a kick to it

[rooniearts]

so, my sister and i were talking about a role swap between sonic and shadow and how that would change things. and after designing those two, i thought it'd be fun to do swapped backstories designs for all three of the hedgehog boys. yknow. as practice. they now live in my head rent free

bonus doodles under the cut!

[spoopup]

chaoooo

[opera25]

TRUTHLESSSAGE MAKES ME GO ABSOLUTELY FERAL. They're an old married couple in my brain. Sage is rambling about 28577375 different topics and Truthless is just sitting silently and knitting or something

Headcanon that Sage doesn't fly around like Smilk but would randomly starts floating(objects included) when he's lost in thought

They are so old married couple yes;; I hope nothing bad ever happens to them!!