#shang-a-lang

[disgracefulthings]

Luo Binghe: Shizun, it's been 5 years. I missed you

Shen Qingqiu, screaming internally: please don't kill me, please don't kill me, please don't kill me, fuck, fuck, he's going to fucking kill me

~~~

Lan Wangji: Wei Ying, it's been 13 years. I missed you

Wei Wuxian: Huh? Wei Ying? I never heard of the guy. Did you not see me flirting with men? I bet Wei Ying has never done that

~~~

Hua Cheng: Dianxia, it's been 800 years. I missed you

Xie Lian: Do I know you?

Hua Cheng: ...

Hua Cheng: No.

~~~

Bonus

Mobei-Jun: Qinghua, it's been a month. I missed y-

Shang Qinghua: HOLY SHIT MY KING, YOUR UNCLE IS GOING TO KILL ME!!

[sunstung]

sqq’s birthday is one of the most stressful events in binghe’s life

[magekrove]

family portrait lol

[artsarasp]

i've done another fun trade with @wyyvoren !

[mielplante]

my king i think there's tianlang jun in these bushes,,,

[nibbelraz]

AND THE WINNER FOR THE POLL WHO IN SVSSS SHOULD GET A GUN IS...

SHANG QINGHUA!!!

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Runner-up is someone we all think deserves to change her fate...

SU XIYAN!!!

[unreasonablepastry]

Russian scum villain book 2 is here \o/

Posting chibis here and full-page art in a reblog ^^

[airplanecrashingtowardstheground]

svsss & onion headlines

[bing-whoops]

Tumblr text posts svsss edition!

[unreliable-narratoe]

from this textpost (@silentheiss)

[deadbrokerek]

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[disgracefulthings]

Xie Lian: I married my soulmate, San Lang!

Wei Wuxian: My soulmate is Lan Zhan, and we got married too!

Shen Qingqiu: My soulmate is a pathetic rat man who is trashier than his own writing

Wei Wuxian: ...and you married him?

Shen Qingqiu: Gross no, I married his son

Xie Lian and Wei Wuxian: ????????

[sunstung]

just a moment, please.

yqy can’t be diplomatic for even a second without a shidi coming in to ruin the moment

[pomponchik]

Finally got my hands on the third volume of russian edition of SVSSS!

[tossawary]

The more I think about it, the more the fall of Tianlang-Jun (pre-Binghe) stands out as an outrageous event in the PIDW/SVSSS world. Several great sects, some of the most powerful entities in the human world (that we know about), manage to cooperate long enough to ambush and DEFEAT the (absentee) ruler of the demon world, a famously OP heavenly demon.

The political ripples from this event this would be incredible. The demon world has to be losing their MINDS. Did anyone know the humans could do that? Are we going to let them get away with doing that?!?! Are they going to do it again?! Which demon VIP is going to be next?!?!? Should we try to ally and attack them first?! Who's getting all of Tianlang-Jun's stuff?! He doesn't have an heir! (Unless you count that weird snake creature. Most people do not count the weird snake creature, which has disappeared anyway.) Maybe I personally should get his stuff???

And the state of the human cultivation world has to be similarly unstable. What now? What next? Are they going into the demon realm to do this again? Did they get any treasure out of it? Can they use this as leverage? Are the clearly powerful and clever great sects going to remain allied? Is one of the great sects going to make some kind of bid for power, more territory or authority, out of this? Cang Qiong is getting new peak lords very soon! Even over a decade later, everyone must still be dealing with lingering reactionary ripples from the shocking defeat of a heavenly demon emperor.

And all of this is just... not really on Shen Yuan's radar as a very real, very scary event that everyone in PIDW-world is still recovering from... and as the later plot of SVSSS shows us, is not at all actually finished. Tianlang-Jun is just a name in Luo Binghe's secret backstory!

I also enjoy thinking about how Shang Qinghua reacted to it, because he may have been like, "Oh, damn, I guess the plot is happening soon! Main character incoming in a little more than ten years! Cool!" while I maintain the headcanon that Mobei-Jun must have been FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. Hi??? Hello??? His cowardly human servant's sect was directly involved in the underhanded ambush and apparent murder of a heavenly demon emperor who became too tangled with humans???

Airplane Bro as soon as he realizes that he's going to have to personally warn Mobei-Jun about what is not just "backstory" but actually going to be a major political event: "Oh, FUCK."

[sairusboom]

ZhuJiu

rus ver ⏬️