#shark from ikea

[nicelyrampagey]

I HAVE A BLÅHAJ!

[cofferossi]

The whole city is soaked with sun, full of joy...☀️

[the-magentahaj]

I HAVE RETURNED!!!!! ˳⁺∙˚₊∘⊹˚.⟢﹒

After about two weeks your lovely Magenta Shark has returned home from vacation!!!

Here are some highlights from my trip:

Now, I have realized there has been a LOT I have missed in the short amount of time I've been gone, so if anyone wants to fill me in on the stuff they think I should know, I'd really appreciate it.

And, also talk to me if you want something added/changed to the family tree.

Unfortunately I won't be as available as I was over the holidays, so try to be patient when it comes to answering asks or replying to reblogs/tags.

That's all! :3

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[karmacomesaround]

@beannary EEEEEE I LOVE EM givin him a hug

Bonus @intotheelliwoods

I LOVE POPTART SO MUCH HE LIVES ON MY TMNT BAG

[xxem002hxx]

got bored and ended up sketching some photos of my ikea plushies that i've taken over the course of the past few months

[aphro-bite-me]

The wonderful amazing gorgeous breathtaking love of my life did a thing---

COWBOYBLAHAJCOWBOYBLAHAJCOWBOYBLAHAJ

[natasha-in-space]

Can I see your cat please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please 🙏🙏🙏

🫡🫡🫡 My photos of her are of varying quality bc she hates having her photos taken so I often have to do that from afar and then zoom in lmao

You remember how I said that Zen would die in my apartment? That third photo is the perfect example of that. I vacuum my place twice a week, and use a roomba daily. That's one of her favorite plushies. I bought it for myself but I can't use it bc it's constantly covered in fur. And yeah, I just woke her up in that one

[libraryfag]

up to the stage in being a student where im coming up with insane analytical theories that I can't even write about because its not what we're studying 😭

[alexparozi]

totally forgot to share this little moth bud i got!

[cofferossi]

😼🍂

[vitalix]

@hormonalmaximum

[dustyspines]

tonight i'm missing the uber specific pre-covid cursed child stage door joy of handing the current snape actor a list of latin phrases and the joy which followed when he would choose one of them to write on the dark au blackboard the next show :(

[afriendofblahaj]

can confirm, blahaj soft and fluffy :p

fun facts about sharks

[sacrificiallane]

nsfw ﹙ blahaj ❞ PERCY JACKSON

"Why'd you go all quiet, huh ?"

Percy — all sweaty and huffy from the sweltering heat that was currently surrounding the both of you — stopped his movements for a moment , to take a much-needed breather , and to check in with you !

Your wide eyes staring up at him did little to not immediately start grinding into your fluttering walls again . . . , but Percy tried to think with his head for the moment , and not the one that was desperately twitching inside of you.

"Can’t when he's watching us . . . " You answered softly, almost silent enough to have him miss what you just said.

"Uh — what ?" He’s not sure who you mean, his own eyes going wide as he thinks someone is watching the both of you in such an intimate moment. Although , he doubts there are many creeps around camp — but you can never be sure , right ?

The son of Poseidon quickly looked out the window then , or tried to , anyway , because the curtains were drawn. Like always when he decides to devour you under the sheets.

"Pretty girl , I really don’t know what you mean , please."

You were killing him here , speaking seemingly nonsense when he all but desperately clung to the last little bit of sanity , before he would have to either pick up the pace again or slip out of you . . .

And Percy certainly didn’t want the latter !

He watches as you become all blushing under his gaze and sheepishly point to the side of his bed. And there, staring into your soul — soaking everything up that was happening, or at least that’s what it felt like for you — was this huge plush shark. The one you'd brought him from Ikea that one time . . .

A slight snort passes through his lips as he follows your pointed finger , and he has to lean down for a moment to press his forehead against yours. You meant the shark ! Of course , you meant the damn shark…

"But pretty girl," he slowly ground against your skin again , making your breath stutter in the best way possible. "I like when he sees m' taking care of his mommy, hm ?"

"Perce !" "Okay , okay. Fine..."

Defeated, and with much effort — because he really, really doesn't want to slip out of you now — Percy stretches his arm over your head and half-heartedly turns the poor plush shark around , so that it's no longer 'watching'.

"Better , hm?" a kiss is gently placed to your forehead and your eyes flutter close at his softness, before his gentle caresses turn deliciously rough again, and you're left gasping and clawing . . .

"Yea , there we go, lemme hear you , pretty girl . . ."

[thepandalion]

the terrible realization that my friends might not know the names of all my favorite plushies