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yasminhananis · 6 months
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lily rose actually ate in the king 2019
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shirecorn · 15 days
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Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.
The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos
#the kings return to do WHAT?#oh my god they put him in a situation#last year he was solving fake puzzles and this year he is shooting hordes of zombies while trying to chokse#which gate that looks like all the other gates in all the other shooting hordes of zombies games#ooh whats my little phoenix wright up to?#begging to be drooled on by a giant cyclops with gianter boobs?#hell yeah you go little pheonix knight#endure or divorce! what will she pick! blond bimbo and boo monstersinc freeze to death in the cold water#my heart will go on#after their nasty dad ate all the food! the tragedy#oh heres another trailer with that same nasty dad! hes snorkling? where is my daccoon eyed woman WHAT THE FUC#SOMEONE POURED (POOP?) INTO HIS SNORKLE THATS SO TERRIBLE#theyre running away wherre is the bimbo oh its all frozen#everythign froze so fast and now nasty dad is in a winter coat and also changed his entire physique#now hes gathering logs now hes buikding a settlement#damn guess we know what happened after the divorce!#and thats how you know the winter log game is by the same company as (one of many) repair the house game#thry got nasty dad model#and he is GOING places#if yiu ever hear 'i finally found a game that is exactly what they show in the ads!' no you didnt#i would love to play the fat guy fighting a horse for the last drop of water#hes like me fr#but hes too busy building underground rooms with the hot chick who may or may not die#SPEAKING OF HOT CHICKS i love that game where you romance a level 10 babe#not a crook or informant thats her whole job description#level 10 babe#she cqn be romanced by picking her off the ground or by showing her money (which you dont have)#but the other guy does!#i wonder what halpens to her#oh good shes upgraded to mafia wife! good for her and she has some buns in the oven too she must be so happOH NO
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theseventhveil1945 · 2 years
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underrated part of “fool for love” is spike’s obvious clawing attempts to turn this into a date. like you know buffy expected a 20 minute convo at his crypt but he made her take him to the bronze and buy him a meal
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mars-ipan · 9 months
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do you guys think aziraphale heard the myth of prometheus for the first time and lost his mind a little
#marzi speaks#good omens#aziraphale#this is lighthearted but also not at all. i just don’t have big words rn#can you imagine though. aziraphale is gomensverse’s prometheus#he brought humans fire.#do you think he heard of prometheus and suddenly his fear of disobeying god reared its ugly head with a vengeance#do you think he remembered lying to god about it. wondered if it was that that would do him in instead of the original theft#do you think he spent nights upon nights wondering when he would be chained to his rock#wondering when his crow would come eat his liver for all of eternity#do you think he wondered if it already had?#not in the shape of a crow- but of a snake- a charming snake that slithered over and ate his heart again and again and again#he had appeared shortly after aziraphale gave up the sword; after all. aziraphale told him and everything#perhaps that was his punishment. perhaps She was playing a cruel little game by sending him someone he wanted so much but could never have#maybe that was the rock. the chain. the inability to move- to do anything more than sit there in anguish#the crow came in the form of that sharp mind and clever tongue. it dug straight to the core of his heart and tore it to shreds#picked it apart; observed; and ate#do you think he worried on and off about that for centuries. millenia#do you think he thought about it every time that demon of his did something so utterly charming#‘oh- there’s another piece of my heart- a morsel for him to savor again and again’#do you think he thought about it when he kissed. felt those lips on his like a sharp beak straight through his body#do you think he minded. do you think he thought ‘i would lay in these chains forever if you would just do that again; right now.’#do you think he broke those chains anyway.#I’M INSAAANE turns out i did have big words for it
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greasydumbfuck · 1 month
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rotating stardew frank in my brain
#frank castle#been thinking about him in relation to the stardew characters#i think sam and vincent are reminded of their dad which is a bit uh oh but when kent comes back it gets better. two dads now#alex gets weirdly competitive with him about sports and exercise in general but then i imagine they could watch gridball together sometimes#penny........ i think penny would be equally spooked and fascinated by him. hes big and scary but also helps around town. kind to an extent#she sees him interacting with the kids once and shes like oh...... waow........#frank does not acknowledge that fascination in any form and eventually it fizzles out and she ends up just respecting him as a person#elliott and him could bond over literature a little bit i think. maybe#jas is deffo scared of him at first moreso than of the regular farmer. i also imagine shed be the first to see the soft side of him#her and vincent yk cuz theyre kids. and we all know how frank is with kids. god im sorry im spiraling this guys such a dad at heart still#who else do i have in mind. him and sebastian nod at each other in acknowledgement when passing byand sebastian thinks frank is cool as hel#him and kent get along great of course they bond over being traumatized by war and frank makes sure kent appreciates his wife and kids#hm. all i have i think. might be wrong or unpolished but yk its just rattling in my skull#sorry ive been playing stardew and thinking about frank all day and nothing else. and then i ate so much pasta i almost threw up
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lostbbygorl · 1 year
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ur girl just watched the little mermaid remake and idc what anyone says it snapped and it was an actually good remake after god knows how long (around 7 years i believe since cinderella was also a good remake that snapped and it came out around 2015-16 ish i think).
Halle Bailey is an undoubted STAR okay and im glad this movie has gotten her more attention and success CUZ ITS DESERVED girlie sang like rent is due girlie sang like the landlord of her sea cave was giving her a hard time and she didnt have enough pearls to pay the bills and rent was DUE. I loved her acting considering the fact that she just debuted her eyes are so pretty she's so pretty her facial expressions were on point the whole movie and she's a true princess and she deserves all the flowers and more.
Jonah Hauer King just might be my new celebrity crush HAVE YALL SEEN THAT MAN hes a PRINCE PEOPLE THATS A PRINCE! THATS A BONAFIDE PRINCE i was skeptical when i intially saw him and BOY DID HE PROVE ME WRONG hes a bit different from cartoon eric, but hes not any less dreamy and if we keep casting him in lead romance roles he just might be the biggest romance actor of the gen.
The underwater animation was a joy to watch and the mermaid tails were so creative it wasnt corny or too fake looking it was fun, colorful, very natural but also very whimsical, it was perfect, i dare say. THE MUSICAL DEPARTMENT SMOKED SUMN GOODDDD LIKE DAAANGGG DISNEY WHAT DID YALL GIVE EM TO SMOKE OR DID YALL LOCK THEY FAMILY UP IN A GULAG CUZ HONEEEEYYYY THE INSTRUMENTALS THE REPRISES THIS VERSION OF UNDER THE SEA
It was romantic, dramatic, it was a solid mermaid movie and hans christian andersen is prolly rolling in his grave. Peace.
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hella1975 · 2 years
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my rizz with security guards remains insane we were queuing yesterday and some context you need to know for this story is that my friend put social anxiety in the fucking dictionary like this girl once went months barely leaving the house because it got so bad and generally she's like a lost dog when asked to do things in public. so what of course happened? the cut-off for the bag search/pat-down queue separated us and she was forced to join the other queue while i stayed in the bigger queue. the terror in her expression was like you'd told her she was actually walking to the firing squad and i was begging the security guard to let me join her all 'it's only one more person please that's my friend i know her let me through' very dramatic. and my guy was having none of it he was like 'my boss is right there' and i was like 'your boss is a dick!' and he LAUGHED like full on belly laugh i was like yes you find me humourous boy now let me through. and in the end i was like 'it's international women's day and you're separating us >:(' and it fucking worked. like the way his eyes widened like id pulled out a trump card in that moment and then he quickly ushered me through when his boss wasn't looking still giggling to himself a little. i think he went home and wrote about me in his diary
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fireheartedpup · 21 days
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My parents like to do this thing where they invite me over, don't specify a specific time, don't text until the time they expect me to be there, and then ask why I got there late.
I'm not gonna let it get to me today but it still sucks.
#personal#me: don't get mad at me if you don't specify a time and then i don't show up when you want me to#dad: don't put this on me#of course he'd been drinking#they don't wait for me#he's the one who suggested dinner and then they ate before i got there#i got there at 6:30 btw.#it's not like they said come for dinner and i showed up at 8#i want my mom but she's the reason i want my mom#like it was decent this time and we're qll getting better#but she doesn't come in to see me or eat anything with me and then when i leave she says she barely saw me#I've been here!#i was eating in the kitchen!#where i usually eat!#okay so it's getting to me a little.#took some of it home#dad: invites me for dinner#also dad: did you come over to raid the fridge?#family really is a sour sweet commercial#like how was i ever expected to have normal relationships when this is what I'm used to#I'm trying to be better with my dog because my patience can run out real quick and I'm like COME ON#I try to take a deep breath and remember that she waits on me for like half her life#the puppy is getting bigger and more energetic and I'm like “if he keeps doing that she's going to get worse” (dog reactive)#mom: she's fine#she is getting better but her tail was tucked and she told him off because he got in her face#he does NOT understand the concept of another dog not wanting to play#it's going okay. we're mostly keeping them separated.#my parents just don't take my concerns seriously for some fucking reason
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jils-things · 2 months
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ive been watching a lot of id.v stageplay recently (courtesy of milo telling me about it) i had heard of it before but didn't act upon it because im not a live action kinda person... until my friends straight up started sending me cute and silly tiktoks of stageplay nort.on and im so!?!?!?! im so... ... hes so fucking cute ekekekekekwkwk he's so quiet and yet he drops the most hilarious lines in a very stern tone i lovehimsomuchbehehehfbdhdjd this brought me back again AHAHAHDVHSSH
#i have occurences where no.rton just shows up to my feed and then i indulge in it for a bit...#like when his hunter fool.s gold form was revealed and i was ALL over his hunter form (I STILL WANT TO EAT HIM. ROCKS.) for some time#and now the stageplayfjfhfhhdhfhrHHHRRRHRRR#THE AMOUNT OF SCREENSHOTS IVE TAKEN OF HIM IS UNHOLYYYYYYYYYY#HES JUSTSOOOOVUTE GNVNVVNKKK#the issue with consuming id.v content is that they don't really have canon personalitys showing for the cast#so seeing that this stageplay just take what we know and deepen it is FANTASTIC#during curtain's call the actors expressed that concern and im so glad they brought the characters to life eekekekehhe JUST LIKE NORTO--#AUAUAUAYGG HEEHEE heeosoooocute ilovehimmmmmmmmmm#ALSO ALSO YOU KNOW HOW I ALSO HAVE A FAMILIAL AND PLATONIC IN ID.V?#NORTO.N SEEMED TO INTERACT WITH THEM PARTICULARLY A LOT..... THEY DON'T HAVE CANON INTERACTIONS BUT SEEING THE STAGEPLAY OF THEN INTERACTIN#MADE ME SO?!?!?!?? (COMBUST!!!!!) IT MADE ME FEEL SO... HSSKDJDHDHSJJJSJSJSJE#FOR ME... IVE ALWAYS TREATED NORTO.N/NA.IB LIKE THESE TWO WHO BEEF WITH EACH OTHER EASILY (NAIB IS FAMILIAL)#AJD YES THEY FUCKING BEEF WITH EACJ OTHER SOEMTIMESHDHFHDHSHS BUT THEY'RE ALSO BROS ON A COUPLE OCCASIONS AND IM SOOOOOOO. TEARY EYESSS AAA#AND FOR EMMA MY PLATONIC AHH HE'S SO GENTLE AND POLITE WITH HER GKGKGKFKFKFKF JUSTNLIKE HOW I IMAGINED!!!!!!#kevin was being all social and touchy with emma and she was a little uncomfortable BUT SEEING NORTON INSTINCTIVELY THREW KEVINS HAND AWAY#OUUUGGHH OUUUU HE CARES FOR HER IM DYING (IM ALSO A NORTO.N EMMA SHIPPER BE QUIET/J) I LOOOVE HIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMM MWMAMWMAA HE CAN PROTECT M#HE ALSO JUST ATE A WHOLE ASS DONUT LIKE. IM FUCKING GIGGLINGGGGG ITS A RUNNING JOKE IN THE COMMUNITY THAT NO.RTON IS ASSOCIATED WITH DONUTS#BECAUSE HIS MAGNET (CONNECTED TO PROFESSION) LOOKS LIKE ONE AKAAKSJDHHSHADNFBNDJDDH I LOVETHEDETAILSSHDBSB#OIOOOOUUGH I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND HES SO QUIET BUT ILOVEHIM 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚#~ rambling#norton campbell.rom
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killjoy-prince · 10 months
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My ANYC haul
I bought some spicy stuff which you can see under the cut
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#prince's talk tag#ren dont look#this took so long to go through and sort aaaaaaa my back hurts lolol#man i bought A LOT#i gotta wait for tomorrow for my presentation book to come in so i can put the posters in them#the stickers i can put in my sticker book#as for the charms and buttons i can put some up but not all i dont have a lot of room oops#anyway!! no con makes me wanna spend so much money quite like anyc#ive been to a few different cons in my time but this one takes the cake the artists and vendors are perfection#there was a rally for b/aldurs g/ate where you visited participating booths and either rolled a 20 with a d20#or bought 10 bucks worth of stuff from each booth to collect stamps#then youd bring it to the last booth to get a prize which was some prints and sticker sheet which you can see on the top row in the 2nd pic#as well as a sticker sheet in the top left of the same pic#and since this game is my current obsession and by extension the vampire in the game i had no problem getting the stamps by spending money#i bought so much of my boy and this wasnt even all they had of him but it was a good chunk#i also bought a bunch of ge/nshin stuff specifically d/iluc bc hes my fave when i was playing a lot and there was an artist who had so much#of him available for sale and he looked so good in their style so i had to#the pic with the flamingo fidget toy i got from the p/r/s/k meetup!! the host gave out little goodie bags as thanks for coming#she was dressed as h/onami which is why the card has her on it#the pic with the cookbook was by an artist ive seen a few times and would buy recipe prints from (the back of the prints has the recipe)#so when i saw they had a cookbook now i had to get it!! its so cute!!#I also bought a bunch of dice bc i love dice and i was with two people who play a lot of d/n/d and enabled me lolol#i havent played in a while but they invited to play sometime and i do wanna join!! so why not#hard to take good pics of the dice tho i get what the sales person at e/verythingd/ice was saying#speaking of: shoutout to that sales person for hustling to get us to spend so much. they are good at what they do. im not even mad#they werent mean or anything but they had a job to do and did it well#the stone dice on the black box was from a different company but i saw those dice and knew i had to get them. they called to me#havent had dice do that since i bought a set at a card shop in italy#the p/ersona tote i got from a booth that had a persona themed pc and you had to take a pic of the display and tweet it to get the bag#we tried saturday but they ran out fast so we had to run to the booth sunday to get it
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turtlemagnum · 3 months
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when i was younger and hung out around my uncle a lot more than i do now, i remember whenever he referred to things regarding his native heritage, he always just called it "indian". called himself an indian, called the words he taught us indian, so on. since i was a little kid who didn't know any better, i didn't know that "indian" in the context of indigenous americans was a very broad, frankly bastardized term to paint a vast variety of cultures spanning two whole damn continents with one brush. it only occurred to me as i got much older than i was at the time that there'd be more than one "indian" language, and up until now since i had no idea what tribe(s) he even is i couldn't even begin to know where to look unless i found a download of every goddamn interlingual dictionary available and painstakingly checked every godddamn one for what their word for "thunder" is
the word he taught us meant thunder was hiloha. i didn't even know how to spell it until now, because he only ever said it aloud. literally just a few minutes ago, i decided to ask my grandma (his sister) if we knew what tribe(s) he belonged to. and apparently he's a mix of choctaw and makah. which gave me a lead, which led to me finding a dictionary on libgen, which led to me word searching "thunder" in the choctaw to english dictionary. it's the only word i remember him teaching us, and i'm unsure if he ever tried teaching us others. but it was his dogs name, and he was a damn good boy, so i remembered it clear as day. though, they normally shortened it to "hilo".
so, i guess what came out of this is that i now know a bit more about my uncle's heritage, and where to look for more research. so, if you're gonna have a takeaway from this, i'd appreciate it if you remembered the word "hiloha". it means thunder. and aside from being the name of a very good boy who deserves to be remembered, i think it's even more important to remember the histories, cultures, and of course the languages of all the indigenous folks who came before us and did their damndest to preserve their cultures in spite of it all.
#honestly a bit unsure if he was just simplifying it all down for us little idiot kids or not#regardless i think it's an important memory to keep alive#writing this up got me thinking about my time spent over at his place when i was real young. we spent a thanksgiving or two over there#both him and his wife were alcoholics at the time. she probably still is but she's been out of their lives for a while#i remember huddling in the corner with my cousin and my mom while they both fought. i distinctly remember her slapping him over the head#with a TV remote. not a very happy thanksgiving that one#it occurred to me while remembering this that there's definitely some kind of bitter irony to a white woman abusing a native man and his so#on thanksgiving. not even mentioning just a (mostly) native family having a bad thanksgiving in general. a bitter memory all around#god she was a cunt. talked shit about welfare queens and people on food stamps while me and my mom bought her food with our food stamps#claimed to be a vegetarian because how much she loved animals but still regularly ate bacon#i definitely don't remember my uncle being perfect in that relationship but i also definitely remember her being far worse#i'm almost certain it was mutual abuse but there's definitely a reason why my uncle's still in my cousin's life and mother isn't#aside from the fact that she did in fact abandon them and start a new family#as far as i know my uncle's recovered from his alcoholism and she hasn't. which itself wouldn't be a sin if she wasn't also naturally just#nasty piece of vaguely human looking garbage even without the alcohol#the way i understand it alcohol usually doesn't change who a person is at their core. it just amplifies who they already are#my grandpa's a very loving man and while i've never seen him get outright drunk i'm told he's very sweet and cuddly#saying this feels like a bit of a blanket statement but i definitely feel like for the most part if someone is an abusive piece of shit#while drunk they're also a lot more likely to be an abusive piece of shit sober#i've heard that some people are sweet and kind sober and turn nasty when drunk. i've never seen that firsthand but i'm sure it's entirely#possible. i can't speak whether it actually reveals who they really are or what. i'm not a psychologist#im rambling. oh well!#i'm glad that my cousin and uncle seem to be in a better place now. got their shit together#that's what matters
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Sorry, still following the serise. Just can't post much right now coz of real life commitments. So have a tier list -
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#heartstopper#heartstopper season 1#netflix#netflix heartstopper#alice oseman#tier list#yes i do think its funny that my fravriote characters hate eachother#well ok hate is a bit strong#tao just didn’t trust nick until the end of the season#& poor nick just wanted his boyfriends mates to like him lol#tori & imogen are listed that way#because Imogen will apprantly get character development later on#& tori has a whole book about her#so i hope she's not just regulated to quirky sister that pops up for 1 second an episode forever#darcy is hard because i do like her#she's just a little....loud for me#but i think it's good she's proud of her sexuality#+ as a teen it makes sense that she's not the most subtle person#& i think her “flaws” help her & tara work#like I can definitely see tara becoming more confident in her sexuality as she gets older thanks to Darcy's support#& i can also see Darcy becoming more mellow/tactful as she gets older thanks to Tara's influence#some people might not like tao very much#& i agree the hair has to go#but he was so cute/funny with elle#he ate harry up every time (not that he makes it hard the guy's insults are shit)#& while i don't like him hurting charlie#i think his insecurities & the way he deals with them#was pretty understandable & very realistic for a 14/15 year old#like I love nick but from Tao's POV i completely get how he could come across as not a good guy#think the rest of my listing is pretty self-explanatory so won't bother going over them
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joenns · 1 year
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just finished reading fourth wing
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katethevampire · 9 months
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Oh God the musical theater is breaking into my dreams there were literally songs happening, I BROKE INTO SONG TOWARDS THE END OF THE DREAM WHILE TRYING TO DEFEAT THE VILLAIN WHAT
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sysig · 2 years
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Nobody can tell me what to do! Even me! (Patreon)
#Doodles#Spamton#Can't believe Spamton lives in my brain now. Rude#He doesn't even pay rent he just comes through the door full speed and smacks against the adjacent wall#You might recognize that doodle of him laughing 'cause I thought it was so good that I cut it out to be a standalone#Just like the nervous David from like two years ago! Time...#His little slot chin did turn out really well tho I'm pleased with it#Since I doodled the second I have gotten a burger and fries but it wasn't Exactly what I wanted#I got to live a bit of the Bounce House at School vibe for a little while at an event catered with a food truck :)#I definitely over-ate lol but I didn't get a burger! Even tho the food truck was Americana! The onion rings were delicious#Silly minicomic pulling out the Super Crown lol#It's funny 'cause I don't usually draw Rule 63 (Ladyverse excepted) and I managed to skirt the Bowsette explosion pun(s) intended#But I started thinking about like....Spamette I guess? I have drawn her but like#She's very cursed lol I'm not sure if I'm gonna post her lol#The little devilish grin was fun to draw tho lol I basically never draw expressions like that on myself#And then finally the pathetic little worm#Of all the things from the Sweepstakes that was probably the one (1) that I wouldn't have hated vehemently that was directly Spamton#(I say hate /lh in relation to Spam but like - I still hate him lol)#I even dreamed about getting the worm! Can you believe that!! I never dream stuff like that!#I could hear Dreamself's thoughts like ''Oh hey now that drawing is for real! Cool!'' and then I woke up#So they get it but I don't lol unfair!
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avatar-aaang · 1 year
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the festival was so much fun
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