i think love is when lorde said "you buy me orange juice"
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@melodramaticmura truly does know and understand what my type is - a giant strong man who is dumber than a rock - and uses it against me often.
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ooooh well it's not obvious he says like there is a single part of bursting open like a bloated melon oozing clots of petrol worms and eyes with teeth that is not obviously too horrifying to bear thinking about much less interacting with oooh nonono actually i have always longed to join with the terrors and dare i even hope birth a sentient sphincter of my very own a beautiful bouncing bundle of bile god just imagine the special day when the little gupper comes bursting out of my orifices which ones who knows i want to be surprised for its first screaming wet expulsion gosh isn't that just something that’s the real magic in this wondrous world i mean what girl doesn't dream about someday becoming a--
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love that penacony is just a whole entire game of cluedo. we even have:
sparkle as miss scarlet
misha as mrs white (the maid/butler)
aventurine as mrs peacock
dr. ratio as prof plum
sunday as mr green (reverend/priest)
acheron as colonel mustard (military fighty..esque)
and lesser known roles i had to look up:
black swan as madame rose (fortune teller)
robin as miss peach (a "southern belle")
firefly as monsieur brunette (con artist posing as someone else)
gallagher as inspector grey (officer=bodyguard)
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i always look at gems and ask myself, do these look submissive and crushable
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breaking all your bones is gender euphoria
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I love it when I say "Harumi was never evil but her actions were" then get people accusing me of saying Harumi's actions are excusable because it reminds me of this twitter meme
"I don't think Harumi is evil but I'm also not gonna defend her actions because her actions are absolutely evil" "So you think Harumi's actions are excusable?" no i think she's a deeply traumatized person who lashed out violently because her adopted parents neglected her and she basically blamed lloyd for having ever been neglected in the first place which made her lash out violently even more
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