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rwsdarw · 3 months
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got sick recently so here sillies
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Irene and Skadi fighting over the only blahaj in the Rhodes Island store and when they’re both distracted with each other Andreana grabs it
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typicalopposite · 8 months
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It was in that moment Zahra realized she was the one who pushed Alex to make sure Henry was at that party and this might be her doing…
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hewwocopter · 2 years
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moment of clarity
@monsoon-of-art I love your Pokerus au, it is epic! I thought of this scenario earlier and couldn’t get it out of my head, so I drew it :D
Some stupid extras:
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kitsuna21-alt · 10 months
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When I have to listen to my parents stance on drug addicts, mentally ill people, and homeless people
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hxroic-wxlls · 4 months
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//Imagine signing up at some underground, shady space program and expecting things to go smoothly. She will forever wear this license with shame.//
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sevens-evan · 5 months
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pharmacy nightmare is over. finally.
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astridthevalkyrie · 1 year
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women make customer service workers’ lives harder and are called karens (rightfully) while men do it and it’s somehow hilarious.
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officermaddie23 · 1 year
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Freddy your supposed to be on lockdown
Vanessa: FREDDY YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE ON LOCKDOWN Glamrock Freddy: SHUT YOUR MOUTH BITCH I'M LISTENING TO MUSIC DON'T BE SHY GIRL GO BONAZA SHAKE YOUR BODY LIKE A BELLY DANCER Vanessa: I don't get paid enough for this shit (walks off)
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tiredwritersposts · 1 year
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Wanderer Is the Anemo Archon- Crack Fic Idea
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Ya’ll know how there’s that bug with Wanderer’s E-skill that lets him walk on water? Well I just thought, what if people from Mondstadt were to see him do that and then in person where their eyes will be drawn to his anemo vision. Or like, he’s flying across the water cause bridges are for losers, he ends up falling halfway through but instead of plopping into the water, he lands on his feet and casually strolls the rest of the way with people watching him. Keep in mind this is all for crack purposes. Anyways, they’ll take a look at Barbatos’ statue, look at him, and mistake him for their god. Word spreads throughout Mondstadt and next thing Wanderer knows, he’s being greeted happily by the people and being given gifts and all that. And then he hears them call him Barbatos, the Anemo archon and flies away in a panic, causing the misunderstanding to escalate.
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strayskinny · 1 year
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today was actually so awful i hate everything,,,,,,
#so last night i had an emotional b!ngl bc i was upset about my pet#so i paid the price this morning bc i v0mited three times bc my body could not handle that much food n i needed to get that shit out#i don’t even p*the that was just my body’s natural response lol#and bc i had to take my pet to the vet to see if there’s literally anything we could do to help him#i wasn’t able to eat or drink anything so i finally made some miso soup n ate a bun bc that’s was the first piece of bread i could find lol#that was like 3hrs ago maybe n now i’m picking on some freeze dried bananas#but the flavor is literally so concentrated bc of the freeze drying i can only eat a few#oh and the vet has no idea what’s wrong with him and bc he’s a small animal it’s really hard to check to see if somethings wrong#like they can’t even do bloodwork bc his veins are so hard to find bc of how tiny he is#but hes literally lost so much weight n idk why idk what happened it was so sudden i can feel all his bones :(((((#they said there’s no real way of knowing what could’ve happened or caused this but the gave us antibiotics to try but i’m not very hopeful#she said it could be organ failure bc she said his kidneys felt very small and he was dehydrated#but that’s not a diagnosis bc there’s no way of confirming if that’s what’s wrong#she suggested we think about saying goodbye to him….#it fucking hurts so bad man bc he’s always been such a sweet n cuddly boy n he doesn’t deserve to suffer like this#he’s so weak n i’m trying my best to help him by giving him all his fav treats n feeding him critical care n giving him medicine#but it just doesn’t seem to be enough#i hate it man i really do i hate seeing him like this bc ik he must be suffering n i feel so helpless bc there’s nothing more that i can do#n i think his cage mate knows somethings up too bc he’s been very attentive to him recently n he’s been grooming n cuddling with him#and that breaks my heart even more bc he’s gonna be alone soon n he won’t know where his friend went#god i hate it so much#anyway now i’m crying again so that’s cool major slay ahahahaha
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healingeddie · 1 year
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if i was this insurance lady i would hang up and report him for fraud
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whalehouse1 · 1 year
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I’m making my way through the Paul Dini Zatana series and just got done reading issue 14. The one where Zach is the bad cousin and just ignores Zatana and treats her like crap and randomly has a soul patch in some panels. And you know acting like the previous arc with him in it didn’t happen and I’m just sitting there wondering how since this is one of the guys on the Batman animated show. There’s no way he’d screw up character growth that bad in such a short series. Then I saw it is one of the few he didn’t write and it made sense. Didn’t like it, but it made sense.
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Peter: *grabs Five’s shoulders*
Peter: *looks her in the eyes*
Peter: *takes a deep breath*
Peter: I Bro-lieve in you.
Five: Fuck you.
@dorkylittleweirdo
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theamazingannie · 2 years
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I wrote out this huge rant about the people who oppose student loans but you know what I really want to say to those people who say we shouldn’t get our loans forgiven cuz they didn’t get theirs? You shouldn’t have had to. You shouldn’t have had to work your ass off, sacrifice a work/life balance, sacrifice fun and a social life, so you could work a full time job while a full time student. You shouldn’t have had to sacrifice doing something you love so you could work a job you hate just to be able to pay your bills. You shouldn’t have had to pay thousands of dollars and sacrifice everything good in life in order to get a degree that society told you to get and that the government let be as expensive as it was. You shouldn’t have had to. And I hate that you did. But don’t you dare tell me that I deserve to spend years in debt because I apparently didn’t work hard enough (despite also working through high school and college). Don’t you dare tell me that I deserve to suffer just because you did, too. That is not what this world is about. We should want to make things easier on others, on future generations. We should want the world to be better than it was for us. We should want to work toward a future where others can live a better life than we did. And if you don’t believe that, I hope you never have kids because they don’t deserve to suffer like you did. And neither do I
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lilgynt · 1 year
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every conversation i have with my mom ends with me offering to give her money or buy her things and i always walk away like what the fuck just happened
#personal#we’re poor emergencies happen and i care more about that we have a place to live and she’s not sick or unwell#or completely broke but#it is what it is but as i was describing to my friends how this happened again#i started tearing up bc the whole point of me giving her 300 every pay check was to avoid her randomly asking for like. 500 bucks#and giving me no chance to budget#and as reminded by my friends right now she did say i was just an advancedment and she didn’t need me#also that i contribute nothing to the house#it’s just frustrating#like obviously i want to help my mom especially if i have enough money#but i also don’t want every good interaction with her to end with me giving her money or buying her gifts#like it doesn’t happen every convo but enough that my friends are like dude.#and since i have more money she doesn’t need to pay me back i mean i was just gonna use it for dumb shit but again it’s just frustrating#cause i do my budgeting and i’ve paid her and then paid for gifts or took a gift card she didn’t want and gave her cash#and then it’s just randomly more#and again it is what it is but#i just wish my mom at least liked me. like i don’t have a door and she still blames me for christmas#and yells at me when i get a broken foot to go into work anyway#and so on and so on#i’m just. upset i guess#and i jokingly brought up that i guess there is a possibility that#i’m not the ill tempered short fuse rebellious son who doesn’t care for his parents at all#bc. i kinda forget i’m not that#like my friends mom the other day was like you need to lie to you’re mom more she’s awful to you#and i was like :0 and like#thinking about it. i’m really not the loose canon kid#like i was my moms at home nurse and still technically am but she’s mostly fine now#the nurses during one of her surgeries years ago before that even mentioned how well i was caring for her too#and everyone sings my praises about that shit even my mom but i don’t know i just#and i guess none of the compliments to my person or how i help my family didn’t register bc of how everyone at home describes me.
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