#she is like a feral kitten to me

[eridan-ampora]

im always so torn on where to put folykl re: charisma. like. she's rude as fuck! her face is described as "weird" and "spidery". her personal hygeine could clear out an /r9k/ meetup. she doesn't wear shoes. she's a terminally ill, disabled lowblood on a planet that wants her dead.

...and then when you play through friendsim kuprum and mspar are practically falling over one another to help her & talking to her is the only way to get marsti to drop her guard even slightly. like what the hell girl

[blue-eli]

Skuld in quantum design :)

[pallanophblargh]

We still have this little critter, and she has successfully healed from her spay.

She rejected her homemade cone of shame (rolled up soccer socks courtesy of J) so we got her a proper baby shirt. It’s shocking we got her into it, and that she tolerated it as well as she did. She may be a shit, but she’s a good kid at heart. Maybe because she’s so stinkin’ cute.

It is probably wishful thinking, but her manners seem to be getting better. She still hasn’t been formally introduced to Zelda, but we can already tell she’s a little bully, so keep your fingers crossed because it would kinda suck to rehome her.

(It’s doubly hilarious because I’m the “no more cats can’t deal argh!” sort and this lil shit just HAD to choose OUR yard as the place to hang out in.)

Mammals are so utterly frustrating!

[258punkweight]

fostering kittens with my grandma was such a bittersweet experience. on one hand, it was so cool, having these little creatures who depend on u to care for them, getting to know them, and watching them grow up. but i would always cry when they got adopted. i still miss all of them

[destinationtoast]

When it's feeding time and I bring her bowl upstairs, Bennet is always far more interested in snuggling than eating. She's come a long way from the little feral who wouldn't let us touch her for years!!

[yoshistory]

I dont mean to anthropormoprpohoze my cat but since she was raised by a person (me) instead of a mama cat, Olive has my mannerisms of expressing love to animal such as, I would thump my leg against her when passing by and standing idly instead of knealing and petting/thumping, and now she thalumps her whole back end against my leg in turn as a love.

she'll do this thing where she'll nod her head up at me and make blinky lovely eyes at me because i am always doing this like, head nod at her and being like "whaaaa~t?" and she'll nod upwards back at me. i have to like record her doing this its really cute. my cat from new jersey

[box-dwelling]

I need everyone to know that my partner and I were having an argument tonight during which I walked away for a bit to calm down and when they came up to me to tell me they just wanted to stop fighting and for me to come back to bed, I literally couldn't because our kitten had decided that right now was the perfect time to play fight my foot and there's literally no getting her off me when she decides she wants her foot murder time

Anyway the terror in question :

[radioscientist]

I have… complex Thoughts about Boa’s introduction

[deva-arts]

She's corrupting him with brushed hair, skincare and head scratches. Soon he might actually be tolerable.

On a side note who gave him that smarmy shirt. Someone, anyone. Go compost it.

Bonus scribble and speedpaint under cut!

Making the ratman want to go back to the sewers

Video!!! A video!!! I love ibispaint's niche little features <3

[bestshipsmackdown]

Finally getting around to watching the animated DC movies and I’m like 5 minutes in and already understand why Hal x Bruce was submitted

[catsconflictscopicsandchamomile]

yknow what I just realized? In the hypothetical that someone, somewhere, SOMEHOW got the rights to work on a supernatural sequel, if they were willing to put up with Kripke’s weird vibes, they could just.... Go Around. Like, NEVER mention Cas. He’s dead, nobody cares, never happened, nothing happened. And also, give Dean a girlfriend. A girlfriend who is a “new character” to the show. A girlfriend who pops into canon “out of nowhere” as an extremely competent hunter who knows a lot of magic, and a lot about Dean. and is weirdly obsessed with Dean. she’s a little awkward, she seems socially anxious and mildly unhinged, sometimes she mutters under her breath in dead languages, she REALLY seems to know things that a “new character” shouldn’t know. it doesn’t matter. It’s spn, plot holes are a dime a dozen, it doesn’t matter why this extremely powerful woman who is short and kinda mousy-looking and watches nature documentaries in her spare time suddenly appeared to save Sam and Dean. it doesn’t matter that she’s overpowered by any standards. pepper in some stuff. plot hooks. she’s canonically autistic. she has a traumatic past. grew up with a lot of siblings, strict parents, lots of pressure to be “normal”.  became a hunter after running away from home. has traveled the world. has been “somewhere” for the past two years that she doesn’t like to talk about. imply that she used to be shyer and more withdrawn, that her confidence is less self-assured and more “stopped giving a fuck”. if she’s doing well, start dropping more hints. show that she’s older than she looks. MUCH older. hint that she’s as old as Rome. then go older. never give an upper limit to her age. once she’s established as nonhuman, she can say shit about Dean. weird shit, that Kripke and the crew won’t get. stuff like “I want to put him in a terrarium and feed him lettuce and pet his head like a turtle”and “he looks like a wet cat” and “skrunkly”. Kripke doesn’t go on tumblr. He loves fucked up shit, he’ll go along with a creepy immortal girl who’s in love with Dean but also sees him as a pet. he doesn’t know what the fuck a Blorbo is. up the ante further by giving her ties to Hell. start implying she may be a Prince of Hell... or something else. something that fell. Give her a nice duster to wear around, just a REALLY big  long black coat that reaches her feet. fuck with the edges, and the color, make it look shredded, and like it might have been tan before something stained it. Kripke will never know. He’s too old and too set in his ways to understand that gender-fluid means GENDER-FLUID. Cas having a female vessel was a one-episode gimmick to him. He’ll never recognize her. She can stay. She can wear the genderfluid and gay pride flag colors every episode. She can tell the audience who she is, clearly, so that every single tumblr and tiktok kid knows without a doubt. Kripke won’t ever know anything, except that Dean finally has a girlfriend. who is definitely a girl. and a human, or a demon, but definitely one of those two things. and tooootalllly a cis girl who is a girl all the time and who hadn’t appeared on the show before. because nothing in spn can just change bodies and genders at will, and fallen angels never become demons.... right???

[a-heart-of-kyber]

Had an adventure getting my coworker the popup crate we couldn't use for Connor cuz he could flip it on its side and turn it into a hamster wheel.

[emotargaryen]

thinking about that tweet saying house cats are apex predators while i watch my cat try to catch a moth that got inside

[pa-pa-plasma]

do black cats know they're invisible, or do they just think that people ignore them & run into them on purpose

[ms-demeanor]

If you're new to me yelling about this: my neighbors feed a feral cat colony but provide no other care to the colony like neuter/spay or vaccination. They free feed the cats, which attracts skunks, and they have (at the moment) about 20 cats in the colony, which attracts coyotes.

My dog has been skunked twice, she can't be outside in our yard unsupervised for even a minute because otherwise she'll try to eat cat shit because there's cat shit everywhere in my yard because the neighbors also haven't provided litterboxes or a sandbox for their ferals (their entire yard is paved) and if she has to go outside at night I need to clear the yard for coyotes before I let her out even in the small fenced area by our bedroom.

Also there are fleas fucking *everywhere* and even though my dog is on medication to prevent fleas I need to de-flea her twice a week in the summer; this is the case for every dog owner on the street.

The street I live on has a speed limit of 25mph but I hear cats getting hit frequently, so frequently that we have a resident group of crows who hang out and wait for them to become roadkill.

I have a collection of photos on my phone that show kittens with broken legs, kittens with missing eyes, kittens with horrible ear mite infections, and I have a dedicated shovel that I use for moving cat corpses that show up on my property. The cats that die on my property die from abscessed wounds from fights with other cats, respiratory infections, renal failure, and injuries from being hit by cars.

My spouse is immune compromised, and while toxoplasmosis is not a serious risk for most people, it IS a serious risk for people who are immune compromised (as are all the other infections that cats can potentially carry), which means that it's unsafe for me to grow vegetables in my yard for us to eat and it's unsafe for him to work in the yard.

I'd love to maybe open my windows at night and keep down the electricity costs of using the AC, but I can't because the entire side of my house that faces my neighbor's yard reeks of cat shit and piss year round.

Those are my next door neighbors.

Last week I was walking my dog as a neighbor around the corner was pulling out of her garage; she paused and rolled down her window and pointed at the cats on her lawn and said "Head's up, my cats are weirdly aggressive about small dogs and they just got let out so they're full of energy right now" and I nodded and crossed the street and didn't yell at my neighbor but *the temptation was there* because A) why are you letting your aggressive animals roam and B) Why are you letting your cats shit all over the neighborhood and C) Why are you exposing your owned cats to the risks of the large and territorial feral colony that is a literal stone's throw away from your house?

Anyway, and as always, Keep Your Fucking Cats Indoors.

[buckyalpine]

You know who'd talk you through it? Bucky. Bucky would talk you through it. I'm feral therefore this is feral. I always say I'm sorry after writing shit like this but this time I'm genuinely sorry, lost sight of the plot.

18+ af, minors dni

I'm gonna finish a wip, I swear, but just imagine for a moment, Bucky being intimate with the most soft shy little bunny ever and learning what she likes based on all the pretty moans and squeals he can pull out of her. He gauges what she's into based on how fucking soaked his balls get from the way she drips on him. Her pussy gets so tight around his dick and he knows whatever he's doing is working because she

She was too scared to tell him anything about what she liked so there was a lot of experimenting in the start. He took it soft and slow at first, basking in how warm her body felt against his, relishing in those quiet sighs she makes when he rolls his hips. For a while he thinks that's as vocal as she gets until a slightly harder thrust of his cock makes her squeak, her cunt clenching around him. His eyes widen at this new found discovery, thrusting harder and harder each time, that squeak turning into a slutty moan.

So she can get louder...

It's become a game for him, talking you through every single orgasm he pulls from you, growing more and more feral over how vocal you are when he does something new.

"Mmph, fuck yeah, that's it baby, moan f'me" He coos as he fucks his fingers in you faster while kneeling in front of you, his own knees keeping yours apart. He's truly playing with your body to his own delight having you naked, legs spread far apart with your pussy on display for him. He loves fingering you because he gets to look at your entire body whither beneath him. Little does he know how crazy it makes you because while he towers over you, eyes raking over your pleasure consumed form, you're admiring him right back. His thick pink cock is so full and hard standing achingly tall. His balls look deliciously heavy and you love the way he uses his knees to keep you spread because he ends up showing off even more of his sac and you are rightfully obsessed.

Your clit makes him drool. It's so perfectly sensitive and he's perfected licking, rubbing and sucking it till your gushing on his face and pulling his hair.

"Y'like that huh baby" He whispers to himself when he rubs faster and you start to claw at his arms, your back arching off the bed, moans growing louder. He watches your reaction like a predator watching it's prey waiting for the perfect moment to let you fall.

"Y-ess" You manage to cry out but Bucky thinks you can do better.

"Y'know what m'gonna do now bunny?" He knows you can't answer but based on the way your clit is throbbing against his fingers your attention is 100% on him. You loved his dirty talking and he's going to keep going until the sheets need to be changed. "M'gonna lick and suck on that pretty little clit of yours, you like that, don't you?"

You frantically nod and he lets out a breathy chuckle, his own cock getting wet at the thought of tasting you.

"Lookit what you do to me" He pulls his hand away making you look down so you can see him squeeze his cockhead, smearing his arousal onto your swollen bud, tears falling from your cheeks from how erotic and dirty he was. He rubs his tip all over not bothering to muffle his own whines and whimpers, "M'so fuckin' sensitive here baby" He'd never miss a chance to edge you both, your most sensitive parts rubbing against each other until he's done teasing. "See how wet you make me bunny? You're not the only one who gets soaked baby, shit you make me so wet"

You can see clear sticky webs clinging from his cockhead to your clit as he continues to tap and rut himself against you, "Don't worry baby, I'll clean up the mess I make"

He goes down between your legs, starting off with tentative licks like a kitten. That's before he lets those pouty lips of his seal around you, suckling with needy gurgles as if he were drinking milk. He groans at the taste of his own precum he marked you with, your taste combined with his makes him nearly cum.

"O-OOH-" The squirm of your legs are held still by his arms. He doesn't know how anyone other than you can look so adorably sweet and slutty at the same time with your eyes rolling back, jaw slack, sinful sounds filling the room, your white cream making a mess on the sheets. His dick is dripping and while he'd love for you to finish on his face, he knows that's not your favourite way to cum.

No.

Your loudest moans are when your filled with his cock while he plays with your clit with his lips by your ear.

Favourite position? You're not picky but he knows the ones you love the most. Your pussy gets so tight when he puts you in the sluttiest ones.

"Good girl, good fuckin' girl" He whispers tugging your earlobe between his teeth while maintaining a brutal pace, the sweat slicking his chest hot against your back. You're kneeling while he fucks you from behind, holding your body up, one hand wrapped around your throat while the other holds your hip. He wasn't sure how you'd feel about being choked until you squirted on him the first time he did it. "You love my fat cock don't you bunny, slut for big dick-" He brings his hand down to slap your clit making you sob, your wetness squirting onto the sheets, body limp in his hold, "Baby, you're soaking my balls, should make you suck them clean"

You moan louder.

Bucky smirks.

He's going to keep going.

"You like that don't you, you wanna lick my balls clean angel? Empty them first and then get down and suck 'em. Suck my cock, drink up all the cum that's still dripping after I cum in you"

That's all it takes. You're cumming without warning but Bucky's gonna make your orgasm last minutes if possible, his dirty talking getting filthier with each clench of your pussy.

"M'gonna be all sensitive for you angel, y' know how hard m'gonna cum for you? Gonna keep on cumming until I'm all empty"

"You're such a slut huh, you'd suck my cock even if it was soft-oh shhit baby-you like that too? You like me turning soft for you? You want daddy to get subby for you baby, hm?"

"I-I-Oh god James!!!" You whine and desperately try to fuck yourself back on him to prolong how good he's making you feel, all these feral thoughts too much-He reaches to pinch your clit, now rolling it between his fingers and you nearly pass out-

At this point anything he says doesn't matter. Maybe it happens. Maybe it doesn't. He just says anything and everything that clouds both your fantasies that make you sob and sob from overstimulation.

"I can be subby for you bunny, y'know that. Tell daddy what you want, you can have anything y'want"

"Love when you lick my balls, clean my cock. Shit, y'know I'd let you touch me anywhere baby"

The very thought of what that entails sends you into a second orgasm.

"s'that it? You wanna taste daddy, bunny? Touch me where no one else has? Hm? Just my bunny putting her cute little tongue on my-

"FUUCCCKKKKKKK" You fall forward and love being smothered by him, lying flat on your tummy while he mounts you from behind letting his full body collapse on you.

"So little under me, no where to run, you make me wanna breed you when you're like this baby, wanna give you all of my cum.

"Bucky-Buckyy!" Your muffled screams and taut body have him pounding you harder, your orgasm squeezing cum out of his body even though he want's to hold it. You make it impossible He's still gonna talk you through it all while falling himself.

"I know, I know baby, feels good-s'good-oh God you're milking my cock bunny-fuckk" His hips stutter to a grind, "Shit I can't st-top, God y/n please-want it-need you" He's babbling at this point, the both of you utterly gone, floating in bliss. He's going to clean and take good good care of you, making a mental note of what he did to get you scream this time. He smirks to himself with his new information, next time he'd be more than happy to see you lose yourself while you play with and lick his-

Alright, that's enough.