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angelnumber27 · 5 months

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I love how bored willow looks in this I love her sm

#she is pants #willow pill #rpdr #man after midnight #Cher #abba #drag race #ru paul's drag race #lady Camden #video #lip sync

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araneapeixes · 3 months

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Uh Oh....the ladies have entered their 4th pint stage

#GUYS HELPP ive been looking at this too long i cant tell anymore if its even good #as usual i kinda like the sketch better ripppppp but it was nice to finish something #anyways my previous point still stands: whoever wins does get to fuck shadowheart in the bathroom #some details i want ppl to notice: lae'zels dogtags and army pants #karlachs cigarette pack sleeve. bc shes a handsome guy:)#also astarions cunty earring anddd i replaced shaddys hair accessory with a punky spikey one #and ummm my Tav is wearing a rainbow bracelet:) bc theyre gay #bg3 #bg3 fanart #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #wyll ravengard #bg3 wyll #lae'zel #karlach #karlach cliffgate #shadowheart #bg3 tav #ren #tadfools #the tadfools #i rly think i fucked up laezels face shape but by the time i realised it was too late #wow mayb ill use a ref next time?? whaaaat??

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majunju · 1 year

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snorkmimimi.............

#honkai star rail #my art #the shirt is dan heng's and the pants r march's #initially dan heng slept on the edge of the bed but then he got pulled in by stelle . somehow #march is stuck like glue to stelle's side (she is her own personal heater)

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rebelsafoot · 11 days

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what 3 years of high school does to you

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hedgehog-moss · 6 months

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The farmer I buy hay (and some firewood) from hasn't had time for deliveries yet, and he texted me yesterday to ask what I needed most urgently, hay or wood. Selflessly, I said hay.

That /is/ the gate for hay deliveries! Great memory, Pirlouit. I see what are the important spots in your mental map.

I hope you realise that I'm sacrificing myself for you. By telling our neighbour to prioritise your food over my comfort.

But even if I didn't, I would prioritise you and your hay because I love you. I would freeze to death to ensure you are fed

Would you share your hay with me, though?

I see.

#crawling along #i think of gollum's ''what has it got in its pocketses?'' every time pirlouit tries to raid my pockets with mounting frustration #your big nose doesn't fit in my coat pockets!! stop trying #and you don't even like mints #i tried to give him one once for a taste and it was too minty for him and he spent 30s panting with his mouth wide open #like my baby cousin when she stayed over and forgot her kid toothpaste and had to use my grown-up one #same look of betrayal

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skvwalker · 2 months

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I want my fucking suitcase... asshole!

ELIZABETH BERKLEY as Nomi Malone

SHOWGIRLS (1995) dir. Paul Verhoeven

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the-meme-monarch · 2 months

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ooty and deltroon moments

#the art gallery #undertale yellow #deltarune #uty spoilers #a martlet is a heraldic symbol of a footless bird !#it represents continuous effort(always flying never landing) which I imagine was the angle with uty martlet but i thought it’d be neat #that drawing of her was intended to be a deltarune universe martlet but i #but i like to think she maybe just has different prosthetics in uty and they’re just covered by her pants and boots

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thedreadvampy · 1 year

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Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.

"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."

translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"

It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!

very this

#red said #it's just. I'm obsessed.#everyone on Twitter is saying 'never happened' and i think they're wrong #this absolutely did happen and she's been obsessing over how vindicated it made her feel enough to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT #because she MISHEARD SOMEONE IN A CASUAL CONVERSATION #i lay out my reasoning thusly: if you were INVENTING a scary trans woman in bathroom story out of nothing. why would it be this?#why would you go with 'we had a banal conversation until she said a sentence that makes no sense and that no human has ever uttered #but which does coincidentally sounds almost exactly like a mishearing of a very NORMAL thing to say in the circumstances #then she left and nothing else occurred'#if you were going to INVENT a story you would probably make it MAKE SENSE or SOUND THREATENING #i truly believe this is a very authentically told account of what she thinks happened #because who would. by means other than mishearing. think 'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis' makes any sense at all.#a) 'I'm going to dry my hands on my genitals' says the presumably fully clothed woman #b) who then proceeds to leave without doing anything threatening #c) WHO SAYS PENIS THREATENINGLY? sorry it's writing out 'penis' repeatedly that made this jump out to me but like. who says that?#you might hear someone talk casually about their dick or cock but i stg it's only doctors and TERFs who casually use the word penis much #it's so. clinically descriptive. it's a weird use of language. but it IS. something you could plausibly mishear from 'pants' or 'trousers'

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elzorton · 4 months

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When you're chilling in the tiki bar and the idiots you're gonna send to the moon gives the nightmare-cautionary-children's-tale a nuke.

#critical role #critical role fanart #cr spoilers #c3e79 #allura vysoren #my art #gonna ramble in the tags again #she got her adventuring pants on! and rolled up her sleeves. she aint fucking around #i tried to be more decisive in my shading #still feel like i have to work on values and things like that #over all kinda happy with it

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eatgras · 2 months

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silly dog privilege

#pov you run into false and her bodyguard #(he's not great)#rendog #false symmetry #falsesymmetry #renthedog #hermitblr #hermitcraft #my art #he immediately forgot their codeword I can't believe this #dude I keep forgetting that she's wearing SHORTS!!! not pants!!!

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dejectedlozer524 · 2 months

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There are still smear campaigns going around about @predesterone / @predstrogen and it's only gotten worse ever since she got nuked by the ceo, so stay vigilant and keep combating any and all misinformation you see, WE CAN'T LET THEM FUCKING WIN THIS EASILY!!!!!!!

#Don't let the ceo shitting his pants distract you from the fact that transmisogenists are now using this to their advantage!!!#KEEP FIGHTING AGAINST THE HARASSMENT CAMPAIGN EVEN THOUGH RITA'S NOT ON THE SITE ANYMORE!!!!#SHE NEEDS OUR HELP MORE THAN EVER NOW!!!!#lozer post's #important

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willowser · 5 months

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aww aww katsuki coming home to find you and your kiddos in the kitchen, a disarray of gingerbread and icing and candies spread out across the dining room table.

you'd managed to dye your daughters frosting pink, and she's jumping up and down on her tippy-toes when she sees him, grinning so hard the tendons in her neck are straining. she'd wanted to build and decorate her own gingerbread house this year, but so far she's spent the last twenty minutes being very particular about only the first wall.

"daddy!" she leans her head all the way back when he puts his hand on her face, giggling beneath his palm with her little squished nose. "look at mine, look at mine!"

your wobbly son jumps up in his own chair, using the table as leverage to balance himself as he lets out a squeal of gibberish that vaugely sounds like an echo of what his sister is saying. at the excited pitch in his voice, her head whips around, free from katsuki's grip as her brows furrow.

"he's not even decorating anything," she protests—and she's not wrong; whatever your little boy is doing hardly classifies as 'decorating', and is more like 'eating all the frosting he can before getting caught'. there is a mess of sugar dried all around his mouth.

still, your son squeals in his chair, jumping up and down with even more energy when you place a hand on his butt, in case he slips. the promise of you only encourages him, and katsuki reaches across the table to snatch him up when he tries to get his little knee up on the surface.

your daughter's frown grows; sharing attention remains a soft spot for her. instead of saying anything, she only makes an annoyed little sound and presses her cheek into her dad's hip.

"stuff's gonna give you cavities," katsuki murmurs, though he picks up a few red and green candies and shares them with your already sugary boy—who hums happily. "need a toothbrush for christmas."

"no," your daughter pulls back and tugs on his belt loops, sneering up at him playfully when he pinches her nose. "you have cavities!"

katsuki makes a point to bare his teeth at her, and then presses his forehead to his son and does the same until they're both giggling. "ain't me, bighead,"

"you're a bighead!"

"yeah, 'n i am big, so what's your excuse?" a wicked little grin splits his face when she starts swinging on him, and he deposits your son into your lap before scooping her up off her feet, her girlish scream vibrant and happy in the space around you.

katsuki waits until she calms down a bit, holding her to his chest like a baby, before coming around the table to get a good look at her little pink masterpiece. he presses his mouth into her hair, like he does with you, and her little ruby eyes sparkle when he murmurs, "looks good, kid,"—just to her and only to her.

#🥺🥺🥺🥺#she just wants her dad !!! all to herself !! 🥺#no stinky little brothers !!!! 😤#god i had to really consciously stop myself from 'yall need a toothbrush for christmas'#LMAOOO #no YALL #your daughter grows up with such a SMART ASS MOUTH #just like HER FATHER #always got something to say back !!! sassy pants !!!!#cw children #✿ willow writes #✿ thoughts: bakugou #✿ theme: dad bakugou

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zoe-oneesama · 5 months

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damn yeah those are tacky