#she was so hot

[theforgottencrow]

AUGHHYH IVE COMMITED A TERRIBLE CRIME…..I ACCIDENTALLY SCROLLED PAST A HOT WOMAN WHO HAD ABSOLUTE BITCH BOSS TOP ENERGY AND WHEN I TRIED TO SCROLL BACK I ACCIDENTALLY REFRESHED THE PAGE AND ILL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN AAAAAAAAAA

[calocera]

also i won’t mince words jinkx monsoon was so hot

[bugs013]

Just saw a hot tattoo artist at a bridal shower i’m scared of needles but i’d let her tattoo my whole body

[afrogwhoisgay]

Didn't think I was that useless of a lesbian until I bumped into a hot girl and I almost fucking died.

And she just looked at me- Like....

THERE WERE SPARKS!

I think...

Fuck I'm so useless-

How's yall's days going?

[normcore-tertiary-character]

Hey Eddie, Buck kissing the hot firefighter lady was the wrong move for him but also that is how someone attracted to women acts when a hot firefighter woman is into them. Stupid and horny.

Not completely ignoring them and then getting up close and personal with sweaty men. You absolute homogay.

[milesworld96]

OHHHHHH SHIIIIIT MARIAH COMING OUT DRESSED AS TONI’S OLD LOOK AND COMING OUT W HER OLD THEME OHHHH FUCK😭😭

[dollybites]

charlize theron in monster has changed me

[thekingofspin]

presenting my childhood gay awakening from before I even knew what being gay was:

[emilybrontesghost]

I just watched the most infuriating indie movie on Amazon Prime yesterday but goodness the lead actress was so incredibly attractive. 🙈

[sga-owns-my-soul]

had a milf come through my till today at work and i asked her if she needed a hand out with her bag of food

"no i can bench press my car. this is nothing"

M A ' A M can you please crush my skull with your bare hands

[wastedr3ligion]

it’s not my fault if i start foaming at the mouth like a dog when i see a older butch in public

[junkdyke]

it's been like over a month and i'm still not over the fact i didn't swap info with that cute ass girl with locs who called me gorgeous, come BACK here!! Where are you!!!

[autisticbillpotts]

today my mother was talking about my old secondary school teachers and I mentioned all the girls fancied my y8 english teacher and she said well all the blokes fancied my y7 science teacher and it took all of my self control not to say anything

[b-0-ngripper]

Just tried flirting with a girl for the first time, fucking shaking rn

[munamania]

i’m at the dispensary counter like ‘gee whiz’ ‘that’s wonderful thank you’

[sharkie-stay]

I just saw the hottest girl I've ever lied my eyes on omg I really am a useless gay