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She looks so good I’m killing myself for real
#one of my friends is at her show tonight and I’m gonna kill and die if she doesn’t send me photos and videos#look at her!!!!#the dark blonde almost brunette I can’t tell with the lighting#the pink nose#the black outfit????#she went sexy#I was betting on pastels and bows but she proved me wrong#drag race#rpdr 15#drag race 15#rpdr#marcia#marcia x3#marcia marcia marcia#rupauls drag race 15#rupauls drag race#she kinda is giving Cindy Crawford#am I crazy or do y’all see it
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halloween special. they got bad directions to a party
10 made up points to anyone who can guess nonas costume bc thats the only one thats a real character
#neon arts#the locked tomb#tlt#gideon nav#harrowhark nonagesimus#palamedes sextus#camilla hect#nona tlt#nona of new rho#digital#gideons costume doesnt have a name#she was jsut gonna ask women if they want to see her hole. then she got shy. never said it the whole night#harrows not in a costume she just dresses like that#pal went as a sexy nurse scrubs are sexy he will argue about this#cam took pals lab coat
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Mirrorverse Kathryn Janeway and Chakotay ↳ CRACKED MIRROR
#kathryn janeway#chakotay#janeway x chakotay#star trek#star trek prodigy#prodigyedit#star trek prodigy spoilers#prodigy spoilers#my gifs#my posts#mine: prodigy#mine: jc#startrekedit#trekedit#trekdaily#scifigifs#cinemapix#userthing#dailyflicks#usersource#tvedit#filmtvdaily#userstream#useroptional#scifiedit#otpsource#cant believe just how canon mirrorverse!jc are. chakotay fully went to kiss her in front of the prisoners like what is their level of freak#i genuinely need to know. i need fics of these because i have thoughts. and she then blew him a kiss too before walking away?? girl.#not really sure what the vibe of this set was other than they're sexy evil#think i'll make another gif of the near kiss again but without the text. just a lil freak set
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remember when cassie said that blackthorn's get down and dirty in every book???????? because yeah that's not left my memory since??????????
#this shit is always on my mind#LIKE WHAT WAS SHE HINTING#THAT WE’LL GET KITTY SEXY TIMES IN ALL THREE BOOKS#I WOULD CRY#AND IT WOULD ACTUALLY BE SO FUNNY IF TY FOLLOWED JULIAN’S FOOTSTEPS AND WENT ALL THE WAY WITH HIS LOVE INTEREST IN THE FIRST BOOK PLS#ty blackthorn#kit herondale#kit x ty#kitty#the last king of faerie#the dark artifices#the wicked powers#tlkof#tda#twp#tsc
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I dare you to get a drill or electric mixer and use it next to the tree.
Is that gonna make the cicadas swarm the drill/mixer to try and fuck it or…?
#the male cicadas go after the females which make a clicking sound#not the loud droning you hear outside it’s much quieter#I’ve tried this trick I saw a guy on a documentary do where you snap your fingers near a cicada to get it to come towards u#bc it thinks the snap is a female cicada lol#hasn’t worked for me tho :/ my snaps aren’t sexy enough ig#my mom told me a gardener she hired went to one of the trees said ‘watch this’#shook it and a swarm of cicadas flew up lmao
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This episode has revealed that, yup, Jace is part of the Conspiracy of the season - but I don't think he's the mastermind behind it all. What would Jace gain from all this? His entire character is being chill. Why would he suddenly want responsibility? He intentionally teaches the subject with the least information to teach!
I don't think he's the mastermind.
I think it's Arianwen Abernant.
Ragh didn't just see Jace talking to Kalina. Arianwen was there too.
Everyone, including the Intrepid Heroes, is taking it for granted that Arianwen is still being chased around the Forest of the Nightmare King by a van with hands. But does the Forest of the Nightmare King still even exist? The forest of Sylvaire does, but Cassandra is no longer the Nightmare King. Her forest has become that soft twilit woods Kristen has visited a few times (and now contains a manticore). Even if Arianwen was meant to remain trapped in there (chased by a van with hands), Arianwen's punishment was hardly Cassandra's first priority. Getting new followers and not dying again was very much Cassandra's preoccupation. Arianwen could have escaped.
It's been a while since I watched Sophomore Year, but weren't the Abernants sent to Solace partially to separate Arianwen from her research into the Nameless Goddess? She could have learnt then that the Nameless Goddess had a forgotten wife. Anything the Bad Kids discovered could also have been discovered by Arianwen, an adult woman who didn't have the distractions of school and being a teenager taking her from her research.
What's more, wasn't Arianwen's motivation for helping the Nightmare King having him use his power for vengeance on Falinel? Falinel stripped the Abernants of their position and imprisoned Aelwyn. Arianwen cannot conceive of any of her actions being wrong. ("I was very warm and loving," she tells Adaine, the child she neglected and abandoned, without any trace of doubt. She also killed that guy to get into the Nightmare Forest, so we know she'll kill to achieve her goals, but tbh I find that less revealing than her reaction to Adaine's recounting of the abuse she's suffered.)
And now it's worse! She has no position of power, she has no magic, both her daughters turned on her, and one of those daughters punched Arianwen's husband to death. Isn't that unfair? Isn't that an injustice? Doesn't that make you angry?
If you fail to use one forgotten god in your revenge plot, you can always try again...
#dropout#dimension twenty#fantasy high#fhjy spoilers#my wife also pointed out that arianwen could have set this plan in motion before the bad kids went on spring break#as a contingency plan#also. isn't kipperlily the exact kind of daughter arianwen would think she deserves?#type a. high grades. obedient. cunning. messed up.#arianwen broke into arthur's office before she could have told kipperlily how to do it#or found the info on eugenia shadows while she was stealing the crown of the nightmare king#i have my red string my conspiracy board reads arianwen abernant#let adaine punch her other shitty parent c'mon brennan it'd be wicked#or let aelwyn kill her that's also sexy
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big sexy red ♥️
#ts4#sims 4#the sims 4#black simblr#black simmer#ts4 edit#ts4 cas#🪐#🪐 lookbook#naomi moore#aka big sexy red ♥️#i love it when alpha hairs look good from every angle in cas 😭#anyways i love naomi so much she’s like me but if i was alive during the 90s atlanta scene and went religiously to freaknik
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Was thinking about the spiderman kiss,, I drew one with Toshinori years ago and this is the reimagining of it and it kinda makes me think how far things have come since then! 💖💖 (original drawing/close up/etc. under the cut)
Last image drawn in 2016!! Its crazy seeing how I drew myself back then and how I lined and colored things 😭😭
#artfarts#self insert#self ship#self shipping community#my hero academia#mha#bnha#yagi toshinori#all might#self insert x canon#❤️ scars and stripes 💙#i ALMOST completely overhauled my self insert tbh. the only thing thats the same is the healing power#but from the way she looks to her personality and her role in the story + toshis life and their history together...idk its crazy#i went from this insecure kid (like seriously i didnt just LINK the og drawing from my other blog bcs it was so self deprecating 😅) to this#a more proactive character and tons of thought put into it and also im hot n sexy and milfy now 😚💖💖#when i got the idea to redraw this this way it was like 10 pm and i was like OPE and immediately rushed to sketch it#im pretty happy with it!! and i tried a little something new for her wings lemme know if yall like it
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Scrooge actually finds it very sexy when Goldie commits crimes. ((not that he’d ever admit it))
#one time he watched her waltz around the room emptying pockets as she went#the moment they were alone he ravaged (ra-vaged) her#she was so shocked#one time she pulled off a particularly grand stunt#he watched the whole thing#and it was the sexiest she’d ever been in his mind#he couldn’t hold back#goldie o'gilt#scrooge mcduck#she a criminal#he loves it#(because he loves her)#((and shes super sexy doing what she loves))
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it's throbbing
#caitlin clark#distractable lesbians#lesbian#she's so hot#it's like when you see someone hard at work and rlly in their element#it's just so sexy#something so passionate abt it#if i went to one of my partner's games and they played like THAT#we're not stopping#till the bed breaks#till the world ends#my legs are spread
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Hii love, may i ask for more of the Proposal Au, maybe Thena telling Gil about her family when they are in bed cuddling and having a soft moment.
Gil inhaled as he woke, dragging the morning air into his lungs. Sometimes he cursed his early rising nature, wondering if it really could be handed down through genetics like his mother liked to joke that it was. He got a whiff of Thena's shampoo.
She was cuddled right up with him, which was nothing new by now. He nuzzled the top of her head. If he couldn't sleep in on his vacation then he could at least be comfortable.
If anything, maybe they were a little too comfortable this way. But he didn't think that was a bad thing. They were getting married...kind of. It was a good thing to comfortable enough with each other to cuddle, be close, maybe share a kiss or two.
Thena pushed her head further into his chest, which meant she was also waking up.
Gil chuckled; how did he never know before how cute she was? He tapped her bare shoulder, fixing the strap of her night dress, "hey."
She made a sound of protest, especially as he rolled onto his side with his arms still around her, shifting her position of practically lying right on top of him.
Gil settled on his side, gazing at the beautiful woman next to him. He was reminded of a time when he had first met her, and it had seemed impossible to fathom how a woman as beautiful as she was had as normal a job like he did.
Thena blinked her bleary eyes open, glaring at him as soon as she could focus, "this better be good."
"Sorry, didn't mean to wake you," he more or less whispered. It was just them and the rising sun and the breeze in his mother's perfectly landscaped yard.
"Liar," she grumbled, but still clung to the warmth he offered. "Will your mother come barging in here looking for help with another wedding activity?"
"Not today," he promised, although it wasn't really up to him if that happened. But he rubbed her back through the light material. "Even she sleeps in a little bit on sundays."
"Sunday already," Thena mused, yawning as she did.
"Yeah," Gil agreed, although the closer they got to concluding their trip here, he had to admit it made him a little sad. He would miss not seeing his close-knit family again. His sisters--even Kingo!
Thena began lazily running her fingers over his back in the t-shirt he was wearing. It felt nice to get his back scratched a little, and her hands were so small and light. Maybe he would miss things like this too.
"What?"
"Hm?" he blinked, having been happy to lose himself in her touch. But he opened his eyes again and found her staring at him, even in their close proximity.
"There's something on your mind," she clarified, moving one of her hands from his back, trailing it around his shoulder and arm to his chest. "Just ask."
He chuckled; she was quite good at reading him. Not that he professed to be a closed book in any way. "Well, I was thinking about Kari and Sersi and Mom, how I'll miss them--and I guess Kingo too."
Thena laughed quietly (cutely). She continued her little morning massage, getting all the right spots and relieving even imaginary soreness. "He would be so offended if he heard that."
"Well, I'll put it in one of my speeches, so he will," Gil resolved, and Thena laughed even more, although she tried to hide it. Kingo was still like his brother, and thus, not his favourite sibling with whom he had grown up.
And he was still a little too friendly with his fiance, but whatever.
"But," he hesitated, and that was all Thena needed to see to encourage him. "I was wondering...about your family, I guess."
"What would you like to know?"
His eyebrows shot up. He hadn't expected her to be so...willing. He adjusted himself in the bed so he could tilt his head differently. "Uh, you sure?"
He had definitely heard her tell someone at work asking about her family to go to hell (in corporate speak, which entailed asking them to keep their correspondence with her professional).
Thena settled her face in the bend of his shoulder again, letting him play with the ends of her hair. "I wouldn't say we were particularly close, even when they were alive."
"Uh-" he opened his mouth immediately, to either offer his apologies or tell her she didn't have to tell him this, or both. But she reached up just to tap his lips and keep him from interrupting further.
"I was brought up in quite a strict household," she sighed, although it didn't seem like that sad a story to her. Or maybe it sounded like she was detached from it, telling it about someone else. "My mother was a retired ballerina, very beautiful. She tried to teach me to dance but I had no natural talent--which she told me at every opportunity."
This story was getting worse and worse.
"My father was a businessman of some sort. It was never my place to ask, even as I got older. All I knew was that he supported our lifestyle. The expectations for me were high, they needed me to be a good representation of their own rigid upbringing."
"I was still quite young when they died," she continued, starting to sound more connected to the words she was saying. "They went on a trip together and simply never returned. All I was told that the ship they were taking back to mainland had experienced a problem and supposedly no one made it back."
Gil stayed silent, as she wished, but he held her tighter.
"All I had known was boarding school and tepid approval from them. If anything, I wasn't sad enough when they died--my distant relatives told me to be ashamed when I was at the funeral," she laughed again, although he could hear the dry, sardonic edge in it. "I even went to the bathroom to try and wet my eyes and appear more tearful."
He kissed her forehead, at a loss for what else to do.
"My elderly caretaker at the time was the only one really with me," she did smile again, at least. "She sat with me through it all, helped me talk to all the lawyers."
So, that was why she knew so much about contracts and settlements, even when they were both just starting in the office.
"She used to let me help her make pastries and set the table for just the two of us," Thena recounted more fondly this time, and her body also relaxed again, slowly. "She was the one who really raised me."
Gil sighed through his nose, pressing his cheek to her hair, "I'm sorry I didn't know."
"I never told you," she said much more lightly, but happily accepted the closer snuggling. "It doesn't bother me--not anymore, that is to say. But I suppose that's why being here is quite refreshing."
He blinked at her, not really making the connection between the two.
But Thena took the liberty of rolling him onto his back again, solely so she could lie half on top of him, like a lizard on a rock. She tapped his nose, then dragged it down over his lips and chin (he needed a shave). "Your family is so warm and kind. I admit it overwhelmed me at first, the sheer density of their presence."
Kingo alone would do that to anyone, Gil defended in his mind. He wrapped his arms around her, letting her rest her chin on his chest, cramping his neck to he could watch her draw little circles in his shirt.
"They're wonderful, Gil," she concluded, drawing her eyes up to him more tenderly. It was almost shy, in how gentle the admission was. "It's the kind of warmth I remember longing for as a child. So, next time you worry that your mother is being overbearing, I assure you, I have invited it."
He chuckled; of course Thena would meet the double barrelled energy canon that was his mother and say that she invited her exuberance. Ajak was bright and bouncy and extroverted, while Thena was quiet and subdued and borderline unsociable. It made it all the more charming how much they seemed to like each other. "Could be worse in-laws, I guess."
The marriage itself was becoming less taboo as a subject.
"Much worse," Thena smiled with her teeth. It really was a stunning smile. She gripped a piece of shirt between her fingers. "What is this?"
He chuckled again, unwrapping his arms from her slim little waist and running his hands over her bare arms. "My shirt?"
"I mean," she frowned at it, "why are you wearing it?"
"Well," he got out pathetically, turning pink as soon as she pursed her lips at him in suspicion. He looked up and away from her, "'cause...y'know."
"I don't, it's why I asked," she sat up now, legs curled up beside her while she was almost perpendicular with his upper body. She grabbed a larger fistful of the shirt--the offending white cotton. "I know you get too hot easily, I don't believe you wear this to sleep in the summer."
Gil huffed; she was a good detective. "I usually sleep shirtless, but I didn't want you to feel weird about it."
"Oh," she purred, finding amusement in it. She tugged at it, "to protect my maidenly virtues?"
"Okay, come on," he sighed, embarrassed enough and trying to get her to release the fabric of it. "Is being a gentleman to my fiance so bad?"
She released the material, flattening her palm against his chest again. "It's not anything I haven't seen, by now."
Between the beach and all the times he had generally taken off his shirt to do heavy lifting or gardening for his mother while here, she had gotten enough of a look at him.
"But this is," he did his best to look her right in the eye (despite her holding back her laughter at him). "It's different."
She raised her eyebrows at him.
He sighed, finally relinquishing the last of his drowsiness and sitting up against the pillows. He still had a hold of her arms, fixing that errant night dress strap again. "Does it always do that?"
"Don't avoid the question."
"You didn't ask a question."
Thena tugged at the bottom of the t-shirt, only to pull it up just slightly, as if she were threatening to pull it off of him herself. "Why is it different?"
He sighed; the Goddess of War didn't get her name for being flexible and knowing when to quit. He moved his hands from her bare shoulders to her waist again, somewhat pulling her with him as he leaned back against the headboard. "Because, sleeping with you was already new. I figured what's the harm in a little modesty?"
She shrugged one of those shoulders, delicate and dainty and pale. And that stupid strap fell again. He secured his thumb right in the bend of her clavicle to fix it yet again.
"Does this even fit?" he grumbled, toying with the flimsy little strap of satin. He eyed her, "do you always wear this to sleep?"
Something about the question ruffled her, and he watched as a blush brightened her morning complexion. She looked around the bed, as if her answer had been lost in the sheets somewhere. "That's-"
"Guys?"
"Mom!" Gil barked at the door, his hands on Thena, her threatening to tip his shirt off him.
"What?--you said to knock, and I did!"
She had a point.
"I just wanted to say we're going to go out for brunch, honey--give you a break from all the cooking."
If it was going to be brunch - breakfast/lunch - why was she still coming to tell them at the crack of dawn?
"You kids continue...take your...just come downstairs when you're ready--okay, I'm going!"
Gil thunked his head against the headboard, looking up at the ceiling. Only his mother. He looked at Thena, whose blush had somehow doubled. That was interesting. He tilted his head, trying to see more of her face, but she twisted herself to avoid looking at him. "You okay?"
"Hm," she answered in a total cop out. She released his t-shirt, attempting to pull herself away from him without further incriminating herself.
"Ah-" he held her steady, leaning forward again. She looked really cute all flustered. He kissed her cheek, and he wasn't sure if he felt her shiver or if she twitched. "If you hate it so much, then fine, I won't wear it anymore."
He was only somewhat serious about it, although if it really bothered her, he didn't want to offend his bride-to-be. And he was more joking than anything. Although, when he finally moved to get up and get ready for the day, Thena tugged at the collar of it one more time.
She was still avoiding looking right at him, but god she was beautiful. "I didn't say I hated it. But...I wouldn't say you need it, either."
He could have said the same about the silky little dress-thing she was wearing, the straps of which obviously weren't working for her. But she did release him, and he did have to get up and maybe have a shower (maybe on the cooler side).
She looked at him as, on his way, he hooked his finger in that stupid strap again. He twisted it in his finger before letting it fall back to where it seemed to think it belonged. "Same to you."
#Thenamesh Proposal AU#Thank you so much sweetie!!!#I'm so glad to revisit this au#a little flirty this time!#these two are snuggling up in the morning#as if they're long time lovers#and yet still address their work emails formally and appropriately#they're really here like#sharing a bed platonically is totally fine!#which it is but we all know these two are not platonic#Gil is in a white t-shirt and grey sweats#Thena *thinking to herself*: hello yes please delicious I'll take 12#also#when Thena put the pieces together#she was like of course we'll be sharing a room if not a bed they think we're engaged#then she thinks about the old flimsy little top and sleep shorts she usually uses for pajamas#and she's like uhhhhhhh no#she deliberately went out and found something#something cute and light and maybe kind of sexy but not desperate#she's not coming onto him she just...wanted to look good#for platonic reasons#and it's cute it looks good on her#plain white silk thing#which as far as Gil is concerned is the sexiest thing he's ever seen in his life#also they come downstairs dressed and ready and Ajak is like sorry to interrupt you kids#Gil: MOM
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Vincent Price as Boss Tweed -
Up in Central Park (1947)
#vincent price#boss tweed#up in Central Park#vinny p#vinny p gang#musical#trivia: he met his second wife mary while filming this movie and went on to have a daughter later in life#mary grant#mary grant price#she was the costume designer#if hes ever on the lam...he can crash at my house..#i promise i wont attempt to grope him and fondle him...much#hes so sexy#hes so perfect#i desire him carnally#fuckkkkk#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gif set#bicon#bisexual#god#unf
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actually Minthara and the durge I just made could potentially have the weirdest dynamic ever because it’s like
Minthara: served Lolth -> converted to the absolute -> became an atheist trying to get me to serve Bhaal
My durge: served Bhaal -> created the absolute -> became a Lolth worshipper
Honestly it almost makes me wish I was gonna romance her with this character
#fucked up because my character is a drow#and a cleric#and woke up with a lot of fantacism to an evil god and a lot of knowledge about Lolth in her head#so she just assumed that meant she was a Lolth cleric and went with it#but it would probably actually mean that she was the one who came up with the idea to lure Minthara and other drow out of the Underdark#using their devotion to Lolth#and now she’s like ‘noooo fellow drow please serve the spider queen she’s so sexy’#minthara baenre#Minthara#bg3#baldur's gate 3
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my mom and i were online shopping and she was like "food is so expensive diesel is so expensive we should just spend money on clothes" like yasss pro ana bitches would love you mommy make twitter
#i was showing her these GORGEOUS gorgeous high heeled boots very thin heel and they have a lace up detail very sexy and she was like#well today u went grocery shopping and spent half of the price of them and then i went grocery shopping and spent the same amount#maybe u shouldve just got them... hmmm mom. dont threaten me with the good time#and shes the one that calls me stonoga and complain about the amount of shoes i own but i guess she was feeling silly (she got herself#beautiful wool sweaters LMFAO) but no. i dont shop irresponsibly i have mars in virgo i am an analytical woman#tt
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I don’t know about y’all but I would absolutely love for Ellen Claremont to do a PowerPoint on safe queer sex.
#SHE JUST WENT ALL IN YALL SHE SAID SAFE SEX IS SEXY SEX#ellen claremont#red white and royal blue#rwrb movie#rwrb spoilers
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On Taris:
Amnesiac Revan *complaining about a sith guy in the canteen*: You know, I gave him an incredibly sexy look, but he ran away muttering that I was going to kill him...
Carth *sarcastically*: I have no idea how this could happen!
#these are old skills!:D#but not forgotten#'an incredibly sexy look' from whose point of view???#when you're an ex sith lord and try to charm/seduce somebody (a poor victim?!)#i suppose revan only wanted to be invited to the sith party so that she could get the guy drunk and steal his uniform afterwards...#but something went wrong!:D#carth is already familiar with revan's murderous looks and death stares#he isn't used to them yet#revan#female revan#f!revan#lady revan#carth onasi#kotor#kotor 1#knights of the old republic#star wars#taris#silly thoughts#incorrect kotor quotes
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