#she's already naturally in one.

[selccuth]

It's starting to feel like autumn again 🍂☕

[hyakunana]

A Wizard and a Rogue walk into the Archive

[bluerosefox]

"Daddy! Mommy's is having Ellie!"

Everyone in the Batfam knows Jason keeps secrets.

Secrets he'd take to his grave a second time if he had to.

But to think one of those secrets would be about the fact he had a secret family.

And the only reason the Batfam found out was because apparently their secret (grand)daughter/sister-in-law Jazz/Jasmine was in labor and their (great)grandson/nephews Danny (Daniel) and Dan (Dante) called him while on a Red Hood job with the rest of the Batfam to panicky tell him their baby sister Ellie was on the way early.

Red Hood books it away from the fam to his bike while asking to put Kori or Roy on the phone.

Oh boy.

[midralordoffrenziedflame]

Romina Saint of the Bud stimboard because Look At Her. She's Perfect. 🦂/🦋/🌺/🌷/🌹/🌷/🌺/🦋/🦂

[sysig]

Ellen McLain’s commentary from my trivia playthrough

[freakinator]

thinking about kab and the thing about her i think is she knows just enough to keep herself safe Generally but not enough to really predict what would happen should something more... complicated??? unforeseen??? idk whats the right word to use but something not covered by someones reputation and/or vids happen, believe it or not this also affects her view of clownpierce (we'll get to that)

for example, mapicc has a reputation for being an violent, angry, & impulsive guy and nothing else which makes sense but is incredibly surface level and something that only really works if you dont have a lot of experience working with him

another is reddoons, his betrayal after the base incident while shocking is not unforeseen but his reputation as being a guy whos seen as being a reasonable person whos fairly loyal to his team made it seem like something he wouldnt do even tho it absolutely is

regarding how it affects her view of clown, since he isnt perfectly aligned with his reputation she instead pivots in the complete opposite direction and forgiving basically every crime he does even tho hes something much more mild and complicated than either his reputation or her view of him will ever be (think madonna-whore complex which is especially obvious when it comes to kabs vs woogies view of him)

another side effect of this Just Enough amount of knowledge aside from being blinded by her own expectations is that it frustrates ppl who think shes oversimplificating things (like me and seemingly several other tumblr users as well) especially when she claims that shes objectively correct and the smartest in the room at any given moment

how this roughness in her analysis affects her in the server still has yet to be fully seen but we do still have at least a couple months until the end but 'til then shes just gonna keep stumbling as more and more complicated situations pop up as is typical in lifesteal to happen and eventually shes gonna have to learn to adapt or else she'll be suffering the consequences one way or another

[araekniarchive]

Warsan Shire, Excuses For Why We Failed At Love

Donna Tartt, The Goldfinch

Yōko Ogawa, The Memory Police

Kathleen Ryan, Bad Grapes (detail)

Osamu Dazai, The Setting Sun

Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

Laurie Halse Anderson, Wintergirls

Armitav Ghosh, Gun Island

[sualne]

they are losing

[gracebethartacc]

*blasts her with my humanization beam*

MY LIKE 4 OTHER EXISTING TIPPI ENJOYERS WHERE THE FUCK YOU AT??

[florwal]

new child i got a few days ago

[creativesplat]

Stealing/ Affection: Link steals some time with Mipha after his death, and before his spirit rejoins his body in the shrine of resurrection.

[ultfan]

me when tumblr recommends me someone defending dr3 in the tags and i read through the entire thing and get mad bc they don't understand what brainwashing really is.

[nerdanel01]

Last 6 Lines

Tagged by @buttsonthebeach ! I’m giving the last six for two WIPs, because technically the last thing I was working on was another Veilguard-era one shot, but Love Is A Stranger has been requested so I shall happily provide (I have sort of been bopping back and forth between the two of them.)

Not going to tag anyone in particular because I always feel just a weeeee bit self-conscious about Love Is A Stranger, but if anyone does see this and post tag me so I can read your wips 👀

——

“Agn—Rook, please. Will you let me heal you now?”

Agnes did not think she could bear it.

But in that moment, she could not bear the pain itself either, not without screaming aloud again.

‘Fucking piss and shit….’ “Fine,” she consented, through clenched teeth, “fine, magic, now, please—”

He had been waiting for her permission, sprung into action as soon as he had it.

Agnes felt him lay his hands upon her.

Then, she felt his magic follow.

and, as requested……

Emmrich had stopped in front of the toy-makers cart. As Agnes caught up to him, she saw more clearly the nervous grin on his face, the wrinkle in his brow. When he caught sight of her jogging towards him, his expression smoothed into one of embarrassed relief.

“I confess, I do not know what is appropriate for a boy of his age,” he said. “I did not want to purchase anything that would be dangerous for him—will you help me?”

[mercutiotakethewheel]

Kendra, inwardly: Omg I am so scared right now. I’m going to die here. This freakyass magical creatures about to do me in. And could do so easily, which I am imagining very vividly right now. Those are huge teeth. I am fighting god to hold it together right now. I don’t want to die. Why am I here? Just to suffer, every night I close my eyes and—

Kendra, outwardly: I cast vicious mockery.

[moonstruckhaze]

during work yesterday I had the thought that Satoko is the more likely sibling to want kids, and then the image of early-to-mid 20s Sasaki hanging out with said kid would not leave my mind...

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

okay wait laughingstock concept Incoming: so im imagining some of the neighbors (maybe Julie & Frank) noticing that Barnaby & Howdy are a lil fruity, yk yk. and Julie's like damn, i guess we have to play matchmaker here.

so naturally they wind up getting the whole neighborhood involved. everybody's a wingman here. Poppy's dropping hints when Howdy drops off groceries, Wally is constantly asking Barnaby to go get him things from the bodega, etc etc. Howdy and Barnaby are facing this sudden change in town-wide behavior with slight concern and bemusement

eventually - lets say Julie, Sally, and Wally - get Barnaby into the bodega and then abruptly leave like "don't have too much fun without us you two *wink wink nudge nudge*". once they're gone (read: very obviously hiding outside & watching through the window) Barnaby & Howdy turn to each other like:

Barnaby: you think we should tell them we're already married?

Howdy: let them have their fun - they'll figure it out eventually