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[the-ethereal-god]

My opinions on palia's characters pt.1

Doing this because of the post I saw quite recently lol. I don't remember 100% what I thought about each character at first but whatever ig. And friendly reminder that this will likely have spoilers about their lore.

Hekla:

At first I thought she was nice, it's very lovely how she cares about Jina so much. But over time, it became very annoying to me. It feels like everytime I talk with her, she just knows how to talk about Jina. Even what she asks you, you always give her stuff that will be for Jina. I'm still on level 2 on her friendship, so I'm hoping I'll get to know more of her later. And please, I hope it won't be something about Jina. It's nice to have someone that cares for someone a lot, and usually I really like dinamics between two characters like that that don't havw romance on the middle, but this just too much for me sometimes. I really don't talk with her so much because of that.

Jina:

She's the first we met, maybe it helped make me like her. Tho I don't like her so much anymore, tho at the same time I still do. I didn't play Palia for a couple weeks during some time, and when I came back, it's when I realized I think she's a bit annoying sometimes. Mostly about the quest about the amber fossil, I didn't really like her attitude that I saw like "Yh of course you can give it to others.. but nah, give it to me instead.". I don't totally like her personality in a general way.

Einar:

At first I was very confused about him. Now, I'm still very confused about him. He's very.. odd, and I don't know if I dislike or like it. He's quite lovely tho, I really like when he lowers himself to talk with us. Or how he really likes fishes lol. Tho yesterday was the first day I saw him walking and MAN I almost got scared ngl, I was so confused with what I was seeing. I'm still level 2 on friendship with him. I don't talk a lot with him, not only because sometimes I don't really like him, but he stays in a place I don't really visit. Tho I think recently I started talking with him more. I still don't understand at least 50% of what he says, but I think he's a nice dude.

Also I think it's because of him why I got so many little pebbles?? Sir wtf can I do with them??

[bteezxyewriter12]

Still Here/ 12

Pairing- Hongjoong x Named Reader

Word count- 5k

Includes- Domestic fluff, bathtub sex, fingering, cock warming, riding, multiple orgasms, implied shower sex, fluff, ghost happenings/paranormal stuff, protective Hongjoong

Yh/w/n- Yunho wife's name

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One month later

Hongjoong POV

"So....movie night?", she asks

I nod, "Sure baby. Whatever you want"

"Disney?"

"You know I love Disney", I laugh

"What movie?", she asks

"Hmmm last time we watched The Little Mermaid. And Beauty and the Beast before that."

"Yeah. Do you want to watch a princess movie?", she asks

"Yeah jagi. I'll watch a princess movie with my princess"

She giggles, "You're so cute Joongie."

I just smile at her

"And you're my prince", she says, kissing my lips softly

I kiss her back, loving how her lips feel against mine

"I'll always be your prince", I smile

"I'll always be your princess", she replies, smiling too, "How about Tangled?"

I nod

"Yay", she cheers

My god, she's so fucking adorable

She gets the movie on and I sit back on her bed, leaning against the headboard

I came home from the studio really late to find her waiting up for me

I haven't had much time to spend with her the last few days, as I've been writing lyrics and making music to start our new album

Every time I've come home, she's been asleep and I usually just go right into bed and hold her

She's human, she needs more sleep than I do and I have no problem staying up and just keeping her in my arms

Holding her is one of my favorite things to do

But tonight she wanted to spend time with me and of course I want to spend time with her

Always

Movie night is perfect

She comes closer to me and I put my arm around her when she lays her head on my chest

She takes my other hand, laces our fingers, holding on tightly while we watch the movie

Since she moved in, we've been watching Disney movies

I've only seen a few and we're slowly getting through all of them

I didn't know I'd love Disney but I do

I haven't seen Tangled before though

"Baby", she says about half an hour into the movie

"Yeah jagi?", I ask

"Your nail polish is coming off"

I know

I just haven't had time to redo it

"Yeah jagi. I didn't have time to fix it yet"

"I'll do it", she says

"You wanna?", I ask, surprised

She knows I wear nail polish but she's never done my nails before

I usually do it myself

"Yeah Joongie. I can do it for you."

"Yeah ok baby.", I agree, actually excited

She moves to get up but I stop her, "Where are you going?"

"To get nail polish remover and my nail polish"

"You wanna do it now?"

She shrugs, "Why not?"

I guess there's no reason to not do it now

"Yeah ok"

She leaves for a second, coming back with remover and cotton balls

"Gimmie", she says, holding out her hand

I move mine to hers and she takes off the old nail polish

Then she goes to our walk in closet and pulls out five big plastic bins, pulling them on our king size bed

"Jagi what-"

"My nail polish", she says taking the lids off the boxes

My eyes pop open at how much she has

I knew she had a lot but not this much

"That's a lot Jo"

She shrugs, "You know I like doing my nails. And it's nowhere near as much as the make up I have"

I'll agree there

I gave her another room in the house for her makeup room

It's fine, the house has like six extra rooms

"I've always wanted to get one of those nail racks like they have in salons but I've never gotten around to it", she says

"Yeah that'd look nice with them hanging on the wall", I agree, "I'll get you some and you can put them up in your makeup room"

"No Joongie. You gave me so much already. I'll get them"

I shake my head, "No I'll get them. It's not a big deal baby"

"Joongie-"

"Please jagi?", I ask, "You're my princess. Let me spoil you"

"You already do Joongie! So much"

I shrug

She's the love of my life, of course I'm going to spoil her

I love doing it, I want to spoil her more and she fights me on it, showing me she doesn't care about my money at all

She always says the things I get her she can get on her own

Which is true but I like buying my girlfriend things

She deserves everything and I want to give it to her

"Then a little more shouldn't matter baby"

She crosses her arms, glaring at me with her eyebrow raised

I give her my best puppy face and she sighs, relenting

"Fine"

"Great", I smile widely, making her crack a smile, "Now let's see all the nail polishes"

She takes off the tops of the bins, her nail polish is organized by color with different brands

"What color do you want?"

"I dunno", I answer, looking through her polish

She has a lot that I want to try, some of the colors look cool

"There's so many I can't pick"

"Hold on", she says, disappearing into the hallway

She comes back in a minute with a medium plastic box

"Take out all the ones you like and I'll keep them in here for you to try"

"I...really?", I ask

"Yeah baby. This is my Joongie nail polish box", she answers smiling

She really is the best girl I could ever ask for

"Ok jagi, if you're sure"

"I'm sure baby. Go nuts"

I smile and start pulling out all the ones I want to try, putting them in the box

When I'm done the box is filled to the top

"Done baby?"

I nod

"Ok"

She puts the lids on the big boxes and I put them back in the closet so she doesn't have to carry them

Then she sits next to me, with the box of polish

"Which one Joongie?"

"I was thinking green?"

"Ooo yeah, I don't remember you wearing green recently"

"I haven't"

She pulls out all the green polish I picked and I choose an emerald looking one

"Ok Joongie. Gimme your hand"

I give her my hand and she takes it gently

"Your baby finger?", she giggles

"Whichever ones you want jagi. You can do more than one"

It doesn't matter to me as long as at least one is painted

She opens the polish and paints my ring finger, then moves to my middle finger and pointer finger

Then she takes my other hand, painting my thumb and pinky

I never thought I'd be doing this with my girlfriend

I never thought she'd want to paint my nails

I was afraid she'd think it was dumb when she asked me about it but she didn't

At first she actually thought I just did it for myself, because I wanted to and she was fine with that

She didn't think I was weird or creepy or feminine

But after I told her why I do it, she was proud of me for supporting a cause I felt passionate about

Everything I ever felt about myself that I thought a girl would make fun of me for or wouldn't like, isn't a big deal to her at all

She really loves me just the way I am

That is something I didn't think I'd find being an idol let alone a vampire, and I'm very aware how lucky I am

I'm never letting her go

As she puts a second coat of polish, she says, giggling, "You should paint my nails Joongie"

Huh

I never thought of that

I could, I know how

And I want to

"Ok jagi"

"I was kidding baby"

"I'm not. It's a great idea. You're doing mine and I'll do yours"

"You really want to?"

I nod

She shrugs, "Ok. Let me finish you first"

She gets a clear top coat and paints it over the color

"Let it dry for a minute"

I nod then ask, "Can you put my hair in a ponytail?"

"A ponytail?"

"Yeah jagi. I don't want my hair falling in my face while I do your nails"

"Ok baby"

She goes behind me and starts gathering my hair

I close my eyes, feeling her hands in my hair

Feels good

"Done", she says a few seconds later

She comes back to sit in front of me

"You look so handsome with your hair like that baby", she tells me

"Yeah jagi? You like it like this?"

If she likes it like this, I'll wear it like this more often

"Yeah Joongie. I do, a lot. ATINYS love it too"

"Ok jagi, I'll wear it like this for you more"

She gives me an adorable smile, "Only if you want to"

I do, I'll do anything to make her smile, to make her happy

I nod then ask her, "What color do you want?"

She shrugs, "I don't know. You pick"

I have an idea but I don't know if it's cringe or not

"How about the green you painted mine?"

A smile forms on her face, "Like couple nails?"

I nod, "Yeah"

"Yeah Joongie! That's such a good idea"

"Yeah?", I ask

She nods, "It's so cute baby"

I'm so glad she's good with it and didn't make fun of me

But I should know her by now

I know she's not like that and I shouldn't ever be nervous around her

I shake the bottle of nail polish, then open it and take her hand, kissing the back of it

"Joongie", she giggles, "Such a gentleman!"

I just smile at her

Holding her hand in one of mine, I take the nail polish brush and start painting her nails

She watches me as I brush the nail polish on her nails

"You're good at this Joongie", she praises

"Thanks baby. I do this for some of the guys too"

I finish one of her hands, so I take her other, kiss the back of that too and paint those nails

When I finish, I hold her hand up and gently blow on her nails to help dry them

After, I put a second coat of green, then the clear top coat

"Done jagi"

"Thanks baby", she says, holding her hand up and looking at her nails

"You did an amazing job baby. You should do my nails all the time"

I have absolutely no problem with that

I move her hair behind her shoulder, running my fingers in it

"Ok jagi. I will"

She grins at me, then leans towards me, kissing me softly

"You're the best Joongie"

I love when she says that

I try to be the best for her, try to be everything she needs and wants

"Want to finish watching the movie?", I ask her

She nods, so we settle back in her bed and unpause the movie

A little bit later, she takes a pillow, puts it on my lap and lays down

I smile down at her, running my fingers in her hair as we watch the rest of the movie

When it's over, I look down at her to find her asleep

It had to be because of playing with her hair

That makes her fall asleep almost immediately

I move her gently, holding her in my arms while I move the pillow to her side of the bed

Laying her down, I kiss her forehead, then get up and shut the tv off

Putting the blanket over her, I shut the light off then get into bed next to her

I cuddle into her back, putting my arm around her and snuggling into the back of her neck

I close my eyes, feeling myself falling asleep right away

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Two weeks later

Hongjoong POV

"Jagi?", I call, coming into the house after practice

"In the kitchen!"

I walk in to find her at the stove cooking something

"Hi jagi", I say, pressing a kiss to her cheek

"Hi baby", she smiles, softly, "Are you hungry? Do you want blood?"

"I can get it baby", I answer

She rolls her eyes, "Oh stop Joongie. When are you going to realize the blood thing doesn't bother me?"

Yeah, I don't know if I could ever get used to that

She's around now when I have to drink it

I try to do it when she's sleeping or out or in another room

I know she's trying hard to show me that it doesn't bother her since we moved in together, but it's still strange

"I know jagi but-"

"Oh shush and sit down", she scolds, pointing to the dining room table

"Yeah ok", I give in

Sitting, I watch her get a blood bag out and cut it open with a scissor

I watch her face for any discomfort or grossness when she pours the blood in a mug

There's nothing

No nose scrunch, no lip curl, no disgusted face, no eyebrow raise

Nothing

She just puts the mug in the microwave for two minutes

Then she cleans up the blood bag and continues to finish cooking her food

When the microwave goes off, she pulls out a food thermometer, placing it in the mug to check the temperature

She frowns, taking the thermometer out and putting the cup back in the microwave for another minute

I'm completely shocked watching her

She's shown up with a warm cup of blood for me before but I've never watched her get it ready

It's like she's just cooking something else

She's extraordinary and I feel so loved, so accepted

She's the best

The beeping sound signals the microwave stopping and she repeats the whole thing with the thermometer

She drops the thermometer into the sink, then comes to me giving me the mug

She kisses my cheek, then goes to get her food, bringing it to the table and sitting with me

I'm just in awe of her

"Don't just look at me baby. Drink it", she urges

"Thank you jagi", I say softly

"Of course baby", she says, taking a bite of her food

I take a sip of the blood, warm just how I like it

"So pretty baby", she says suddenly, squeezing my hand

"Huh?"

"You're eyes. Pretty green"

I just smile, "Well you have those beautiful brown ones jagi"

She snorts, "Your brown is prettier than mine Joongie"

I shake my head, "No baby. You know I love your eyes. Don't say anything bad about them"

She just smiles, "Ok baby"

When we finish eating, she washes all the dishes

"Jagi, I need a shower. Do you wanna come?"

She nods, "Yeah baby but let me use the bathroom first before we do"

I nod, "Sure baby"

She goes to the master bathroom in our room, while I wait

I hear the shower turning on, knowing she's getting it ready for us

After a few minutes the shower turns off and I hear, "What the fuck?"

She sounds scared and I immediately run into the bathroom

"Jagi what's wrong?", I ask, checking for any threat

She points to the mirror, "It's..it's not there anymore"

I glance at the mirror to see nothing there

"What's not there jagi?"

"It was here! I turned the shower off and I saw..."

"Saw what baby?", I ask, wondering if she's getting sick

"A girl. Dressed in white. Her face...dead and decayed"

Uh what?

I raise my hand to her head to check for a fever

"I'm not sick Joongie. I saw it"

"Uh ok baby. I don't see anything though"

"Joongie...I think we have a ghost", she says

I raise my eyebrow, "A ghost?"

I haven't seen any evidence of ghosts, ever, in my entire existence

While lots of supernatural things do exist, I thought ghosts were fake

She nods, "Yeah"

"But nothing weird has happened", I say, trying to think if I've seen anything ghostly

"Well....because it happens when you're not around"

"What?"

Things have happened to her?

Here?

"Things happen Joongie. Things like this. The girl is just there. Stuff moves by itself. Things are in one place and when I turn away then turn back they're in another spot. Cabinets open on their own. I get weird messages written on the mirror telling me to run and get out. I feel like someone is touching my arm or shoulder but nothing is there. Your instruments start playing by themselves. The tv or radio turns on and off by themselves"

Ok why hasn't she said anything until now?

Which is what I ask her

"Because I...I wasn't sure if these things were really happening at first. And then I didn't know if ghosts really existed. And I just hoped they would stop. And I...I didn't think you'd believe me"

That shocks me

Why wouldn't I believe her?

Of course I would

"Why would you think that baby?"

"Because you never said anything about weird stuff happening here and you've lived here for years. I didn't know if you'd think I was making stuff up"

I pull her to me in a tight embrace, "I would never think you'd ever make anything up baby ok? Don't be afraid to tell me anything. I'll always believe you ok?"

"Do you?", she asks

I nod, "I do baby. And look nothing like what you're saying has ever happened to me here. But if you say they did, then they did"

"What are we gonna do?", she asks

"We can ask Yh/w/n to do a spell or something to see if there is a ghost or something like that ok? I'll text him and ask them to come tomorrow ok?"

She nods, holding onto me tightly

"We can leave if you want jagi. We can go to the dorm"

She shakes her head, "I don't want to leave our house baby. I don't want this thing to think it won"

I don't see how that matters but if she wants to stay, we'll stay

"Ok jagi. We'll stay and I'll text Yunho ok?"

She nods, hugging me tightly

I'm upset that this is happening, especially to her and I'm upset with myself for not noticing anything

"Do you still want to shower baby?", I ask

"Well yeah but a little later", she says, pulling away from me, tugging me with her

She brings me to the bathtub and I notice that it's full of water, bubbles in it

"Did you do that?", I ask

She nods, "For you"

"For me?"

She nods, "I dunno, I know you don't get tired or sore from practice but I thought it'd be a good idea? To relax?"

I smile widely, "Thanks jagi. You're coming with me right?"

"If you want me to"

"I do baby"

She nods, smiling softly

We get undressed and I go in the bathtub first, the water nice and hot

Sitting down, I lean back, then hold her hand, helping her get in too

As she sits, I pull her back against me, her back to my chest and wrap my arms around her

She leans back on me, turning her head, kissing my jaw soflty

"Water feels good jagi?", I ask

She nods, her head against my shoulder, her eyes closed, "Good for you baby?"

"Yeah", I agree

I like baths, when I have time for them

Normally with the whole idol thing, I don't, so showers it is

But I have taken baths for the majority of my two thousand years life

Showers are modern things and I've gotten used to them

And honestly it feels so much better being in a bath with someone else

Leaning my head against the wall, I close my eyes, moving my fingers slowly along her thighs

It's nice to just relax like this with her

"How was practice baby?"

"Good. We learned the choreo for Paradigm. It's intense, lots of moves in quick succession"

"Was it hard?"

"Not too bad. Some parts I had to redo a few times to get it right but with practice it'll be fine"

"I don't know how you can coordinate your body like that. I can't even take in all the moves when I watch you guys. I'd never be able to do it"

"You would jagi", I say, believing that one hundred percent, "If it was broken down for you and you'd practiced each part, you'd get it. I know you would"

She giggles, the sound so cute, "You have too much faith in me"

"Not too much", I joke, "Just enough to know I'm right"

She laughs, turning her head and kissing my cheek, "Ok baby. You're right"

"I know I am", I agree, kissing the top of her head

We sit in the warm water together, comfortable silence around us

I'm just enjoying the feel of her against me and I wonder why we haven't done this before

And if we can do it more often

After a little while, I feel her shiver against me

"You ok jagi?", I ask

"Mmm hmm", she answers, continuing to tremble

"You're shaking baby", I tell her

"Because...because your hand....", she trails off

I notice then that I'm moving my fingers along the inside of her thigh

I get it, she's turned on

Smirking, I move my fingers to her pussy, running them along her little slit

"Ffff", she whimpers

"So wet jagi", I tell her

And it's not from the water

Her juice is sticky and it feels different from the water

"Joongie", she whines, pushing her head back on my shoulder, her eyes closed, biting her bottom lip

"Does my pretty baby wanna cum?", I ask, rubbing her clit

She nods, "Yes baby"

"Alright jagi. Anything you want"

Moving my hand down, I slide two fingers into her waiting pussy, feeling them get swallowed and throbbed on instantly

"So horny baby", I smirk, "You wanna cum bad"

She nods, her body shivering when I pull my fingers out, then plunge them back in, right into her spot

I can find her spot in my sleep

I move slowly, dragging in and out of her pretty hole, massaging her spot when I go back in, wetting my fingers so fucking much

As I fuck my fingers into her, I move my other hand around her waist, rubbing her little pulsing clit

"Oh god", she whimpers, her cunt clenching around my fingers hard

"Feels good baby girl?"

She nods slowly, moaning so fucking erotically

Leaning my head down, I kiss the side of her neck, licking the skin before I suck on it

"Jjj..Joongie", she whimpers, her hands moving, one gripping my wrist, the other my leg

"So close baby", I murmur, moving my fingers faster, "Gonna cum all over my fingers?"

She nods, "Yes...yes"

"That's my good girl. Cum for me"

She moans, her pussy throbbing hard around my fingers, her cream all over them

"Good girl", I praise her, pressing on her spot as she orgasms

Only when she finishes do I pull my fingers out

"Wanna sit on my dick jagi?"

She nods, moving, lifting herself up, her hand holding my cock up

She sinks on me, enveloping my length in her warm pulsing cunt

"Oh my god", I moan softly, pleasure running in me right away

She starts to bounce but I stop her, pulling her back against me

"Just stay baby", I tell her, "I'll make you cum"

Moving my hand back down, I play with her clit, feeling her drench my cock

I grope her boob with my free hand, pinching her nipple, feeling her shudder against me

Turning her head she reaches her arm up, around my neck, fingers in my hair, guiding me to her lips

She kisses me hungrily, her tongue down my throat, fingers twisting in my hair

Falling into her kiss, I revel in the feeling of her lips

In the feeling of her tongue against mine, her hard nipple in my hand, her pulsing clit against my fingertips, her spasming pussy clamped around my cock

Moving my fingers faster, I moan in her mouth, the pleasure intensifying the harder she clenches my cock

It feels so good, I wanna cum so bad

Just her pulsing can get me there

It's crazy how in tune my body is to hers

Just having my dick in a pussy would never have made me cum before

I needed so much more stimulation

Now I can cum just from eating her pussy

It's because I love her, because she turns me on like no one else, because I can't get enough of her

Because she's my everything

And I wouldn't have it any other way

Her small body shakes against me, the water in the tub sloshing around us but I don't stop playing with her clit

Not until she cums

I want to feel her orgasm more than I want to cum

"C'mon baby, don't keep me waiting", I whisper, before taking her lips against mine again

Her hand moves over mine that's gripping her breast, squeezing with me, moaning in my mouth

Her cunt pulses get so tight, she's so close

Just a little more

A few more passes over her clit has her coming around my cock, throwing me into massive pleasure

Kissing her desperately, I keep moving my fingers fast, coming and shooting my cum inside her orgasming pussy

My god it's so fucking good every fucking time

Both of us pull away from each other's lips, breathing hard as the pleasure fades

Leaning my forehead against hers, I wrap my arms around her waist, hugging her

"I love you", she whispers

"I love you jagi", I answer back, pressing a kiss to her nose

She smiles, turning to me, cuddling closer

"Wah the water is cold"

I chuckle, "Well we've been in here for awhile baby"

She pouts, making me laugh more

"Aww jagi. How about we go in the shower, clean up and then we can cuddle and watch another Disney movie?"

"That sounds like a great idea", she smiles

"Good baby. C'mon", I say

I quickly stand up with her in my arms and in the next second we're in the shower with the water running

"Holy shit", she says, looking pale, her hand on her stomach, "That was...fuck"

"Jagi? Are you ok?", I ask, worried I did something wrong

I never moved with my vampire speed with her before

Maybe it hurts humans

"Nauseous...that was....fast", she gasps

"Oh fuck, I'm sorry baby", I apologize, panicking

"Just....give...a few....seconds", she wheezes

"Ok jagi", I whisper, holding her, rubbing her back, doing anything to help her

After a few minutes, she breathes in and looks up at me

"Jesus Christ"

"I'm sorry baby"

She nods, "I know baby. It's ok. Just next time, gimme a warning so I can prepare"

"Yeah baby. Of course"

"So where were we?", she asks, giving me a weak smile

"Showering. But if you want to get out and lay down-"

She shakes her head, "No, I'm ok"

"Are you sure?"

She nods, "Besides, my vampire boyfriend had to make up for making me nauseous"

I blink, "Uh how?"

"Hmm well you look so fucking hot with that water all over your body and hair, so I'm thinking you use that vampire strength, hold me and fuck me against the wall"

My mouth drops open until my brain processing what she's saying

Then I smirk, grabbing her hips and lifting her up, her legs and arms wrapping around me

"I can do that baby", I murmur, then press my lips against hers

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Shaking in my arms wakes me up, the TV still paused on the Aladdin movie I stopped when she fells asleep

Something is wrong

My eyes immediately move to her, her small body spasming

I can hear her heartbeat accelerated, like it's going to burst out of her chest

"Jo?", I call, panicking

She's facing away from me and I sit up, moving her on her back

Her eyes are closed, her arms shaking, her legs locked straight and her fists opening and closing on the sheets

She's sweating so much, she's soaked through her pj tank top and underwear

She's having a nightmare or a night terror, something

"Jagi", I call louder, trying to shake her arm, "Joanne, wake up"

She breathes hard, pain on her face

"Joanne!", I shout, "Open your eyes! Wake up"

She's not waking up and I'm so fucking scared

Why isn't she waking up?

Suddenly she screams loudly and I smell blood

Four deep scratches appear on her upper arm going all the way down to her elbow

What the fuck?

This...this isn't a nightmare

This is more

It's that fucking ghost, spirit, whatever it fucking is that she was trying to tell me about

It's after her, it was trying to scare her

And now it's hurting her

More scratches appear on her- her chest, her thigh and it's scaring the fuck out of me

"Leave her alone!", I roar at whatever the fuck is hurting her and keeping her unconscious, "Get off her!"

Her little body stiffens as she starts choking

Her mouth is wide open, trying to breathe in, her breaths ragged

I see dark purple marks forming on the side of her neck

She's being choked

"Let go of her!", I shriek, grasping at her neck but there's nothing for me to pry off her

"Jagi", I yell, tears blinding me as I completely panic

I hate seeing her like this

Hurt by something I can't see, can't stop

"Let her go!", I shout, "Or I swear to God, I will find out whatever you are, I will make you solid and I will fucking tear your apart"

I hear a laughing sound that makes the rage in me boil over

"Do not fuck with me! I will make you wish you stayed dead! Leave her alone!"

The next thing I know she's sitting up, screaming my name, her eyes wide and open

"Jagi, I'm here! Baby", I call, pulling her to me, holding her, so relieved she's alive

I can't stop crying, holding her as she sobs and gasps for breath

After this, I know I have to find out what the fuck this thing is, what it wants and how to kill it

It will never hurt my baby again

This I swear

[multifandombullshitbabes]

HELLO

ok cool now that THAT is done, hi :) I'm Sara/Sera. Aro. Lesbian. Genderqueer (she/they/he). Libra. 20. Art college. INFP. etc.

This is a blog where I'll do whatever the fuck i want with the fandoms I like, even the ones i have blogs dedicated to. Just because.

My og posts are all tagged "hey look i posted a thing" so. yh.

I'll put here some fandoms that I DEFINITELY will be at least talking about:

both Top Gun movies

Merlin BBC

Sherlock BBC (yh ik sue me the show was fun)

Warrior Nun

The Magnus Archives

Outer Range

Our Flag Means Death

Six of Crows and Crooked Kingdom (ONLY the books. That show sucked, I'm sorry not really)

Treasure Planet (most underrated movie EVER, yep)

Rise of The Guardians

all Kung Fu Panda movies

Nope

Everything Everywhere All At Once

Wednesday

The Haunting of Hill House and The Haunting of Bly Manor

The Untamed

Anne with and E

Teen Wolf (i have a weakness for this show yall, idk)

Arcane

First Kill

The Witcher (only the show, sorry)

The Sandman

Girl From Nowhere

Abbot Elementary

Suits (i have not finished season 5 cuz i know its gonna get shitty so apologies)

Black Sails

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier

both Venom movies

Like Minds

Moon Knight (TV show)

Sharp Objects

Suspiria 2018

Whiplash

Jennifer's Body

The Pirate (1948)

Derry Girls

Criminal Minds

Cocaine Bear

Knives Out + Glass Onion

Into the Spider-Verse movies

TMNT 2012

Reservation Dogs

The Bear

Marble Hornets

Creepypasta

Stardew Valley

8 Women (2002)

Nimona

The New Girlfriend (2014)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

Harlan Coben's Shelter

Malevolent (podcast)

ATLA

Blue Eye Samurai

Kubo and the two strings

Midnight Burger

After School Lessons for Unripe Apples

Supernatural (im on season 8 rn)

House of the Dragon

CURRENT HYPER-FIXATION: Blue Eye Samurai, Malevolent

Theres a TON more, I'll add them as I remember them and as I also consume them. From this list tho, pls send ur thoughts!! Just know im more active in some fandoms than others. This list is not on a particular order, so yh!!

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[coffyao]

imprint me chapter 3

link to my a03: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Lalaloopsyland

Chapter 3: something brand old

--

"enjoy your weekend, okay? and try not to oversleep like you usually do."

12pm. If she was luckier, she would wake up 30 minutes earlier. She lifted herself out of bed, and turned on her shower, freezing cold, and exactly 1 minute. She came out, sat in front of her dresser mirror, did her makeup routine, eyeliner, eyeshadow, lipliner, and light lipstick.

she then threw on a purple tank-top, and loose joggers, and went to her living room, where it was carefully arranged with plants, the smaller ones lined up against her kitchen marble counter, and the others scattered around the room, with just a few across her ceiling and just above her sofa. After she made herself a cup of black coffee, she leaned on her counter, and started scrolling on her phone, looking at the messages she exchanged last night.

--

8:00pm

konantattoos

I don't. what would you like to talk about?

obito1115

a few things. but I don't know how to express it properly.

konantattoos

Your going to have to elaborate. is it personal?

obito1115

kind of. so what I'm actually trying to say is…

konantattoos

?

obito1115

I want you to get to know me.

obito1115

and then, once you do, I want you to decide what to put on my skin.

obito1115

placement, the size or even the price…that doesn't matter. I just want a tattoo that represents all of me.

obito1115

does that make sense? or am I asking for too much…

konantattoos

this isn't usually requested.

konantattoos

but it isn't impossible either.

konantattoos

instead of messaging here, it might be better to meet face-to-face.

konantattoos

what do you think?

obito1115

might be.

obito1115

are we meeting in the studio?

konantattoos

no. its closed until monday.

konantattoos

plus, its too formal. I think a casual setting would help you open up more.

konantattoos

I already have a location in mind. what time would suit you?

obito1115

don't mind. I'll do whatever time you want.

konantattoos

okay, we can do 1pm. is that fine?

obito1115

yh, thats great.

obito1115

just send me the location, and I'll make sure I'm there.

konantattoos

no problem.

-

She had yet to find out his true intentions. but she didn't to waste anymore time to figure out why. She drank the rest of her coffee, and took her leather jacket from her coat hanger, exiting her apartment.

she figured if they were both going to be comfortable, she chose a small, and independent café that she used to frequent to. the interior inside was very bohemian, with vine plants spread across the white walls, and a cluster of ferns sticking out from the ceiling. it was incredibly bright due to the scattered pendant lights, and large, arched windows that allowed the sunlight to peek through. Their menu not to mention, was inclusive and provided many allergy-free options.

She found a table with cushioned seats at the far-side of the café, and sat down, checking the time on her watch.

"twelve-thirty…"

she came earlier than intended, but it was better than being late, and she absolutely hated being late.

-

obito1115

just to let you know, I'm actually here already. hope you don't mind.

konantattoos

oh. are you now.

obito1115

yh. standing near the entrance.

konantatttoos

okay. im here as well.

konantattoo is typing…

konantattoos

just stood up. can you see me?

obito1115 is typing…

obito1115

yh. your wearing the leather jacket, right?

-

standing up, the man came towards her, but his disposition was different this time, seeming cheerier and his shoulders lighter from whatever stress that held him down yesterday. He even looked different as well, sporting casual wear and a black cap that covered the majority of his face.

"hey. thanks for meeting me," he said, and offered his hand, friendly and to perhaps show her his sincerity.

she shook his hand, and they sat back down, opposite from each other, her hands close to her own body.

"…do you want to order something first?" she asked, intent on making things as least awkward as possible.

"no, it's fine. I much rather have this conversation…"

that was something she much rather did as well, but when she started asking him questions about himself, it was akin to pulling teeth, slow and ridiculously painful.

"so, your name is obito?"

"that's right."

"…your profession?"

"I teach."

"do you have a favourite animal?"

"probably not."

…this is weird.

Even though this was meant to be light-hearted, it was too similar to a interviewer interrogating a tight-lipped interviewee. she wasn't any closer to finding enough about him.

"…sorry, am I being awkward?" he asked, accurately reading the room.

"no. you just seem a bit stiff," she answered honestly.

"so, you say you teach. what subject?"

if he teaches, it could be a starting point for a decent conversation.

"…English literature."

"…oh."

now, she was getting somewhere.

"is it a subject your passionate about? do you enjoy teaching it?"

next to arranging her flowers, she occasionally liked to read poetry herself, whenever she wanted to feel nostalgic again.

"in the beginning, I was, but after a few years, I started to grow tired of it…"

"is it okay if I ask why?" she prodded, eager to get more from him.

"…too much workload. that's all."

now, they were back to square one. when she's close to finding more about him, he would close himself off, preventing her from getting any closer to the cause of why they were meeting in the first place.

"…actually, do you just want to call it a day?" he said, checking the time on his watch. he was likely going to make an excuse that he has 'things' to do, despite only being here for fifteen minutes.

"…so soon?" she asked, doing her best to stop the agitation from creeping on her face.

"yeah, you know the workload I just talked about…just realised its caught up to me."

he stands up, and takes a few coins from his pocket, sliding them onto the table,

"…for your travel back. sorry for wasting your time," he said, and as sudden as their meeting was, so was his departure, and she remained still in her seat, as bewildered as ever.

--

Land siren

Your whispery undertones sing to me

I’ll willingly fall under your curse

When you continue to

Speak to my withholding breath

I’ll allow you to hold onto me

And bite the flesh of my skin

As long as you

Take my withholding breath

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[lizzibennet]

fics i’ve written that you all should be sad over the fact you’re never reading

percabeth royalty/magic au (started out inspired by historical fiction as a royalty au only but really, the only way to make it work was to add magic, so it became kinda high fantasy? there’s balls and pretty dresses and fake dating (yes, i did) and people controlling elements and pining over each other and it’s gr8)

reynabeth royalty au (kinda same concept as the last one, except it’s set in a world where the magic aspect is more prevalent, and it’s more focused on a political story (cause the percabeth one is totally self indulgent romance, lol). LOTS OF PINING i love this one sm it’s like the older sister of the first one. it’s also the first multi chaptered fic i ever finished so like. yeah)

percabeth new girl au BECAUSE NO ONE WOULD WRITE IT? LIKE??? THE CONCEPT IS THERE!!!!!!! IT’S SO OBVIOUS JUST PUT THEM IN A ROMCOM SITUATION IT’S NOT THAT FREAKING HARD. anyway human au, annabeth, percy, grover and juniper all live together basically when i started this i just really wanted to give juniper a personality and kinda started revolving around that and evolving into this MONSTER, it has like 50 chapters, i have a problem, i’ve been writing this for like 5 years)

jasiper/percabeth pride and prejudice au because SERIOUSLY! IT! IS! RIGHT! THERE! DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE I JUST WANTED TO READ SOME P&P PERCABETH AM I ASKING FOR TOO MUCH NO I REALLY AM NOT. also it’s jasiper/percabeth because i’ve written two versions (please stop looking at me weird) jasiper is classic and percabeth is modern times. yh babey

[tmabutlesbian]

i have SO MANY hc's abt martin's family?? like. they're canon to me now. let me try n tell y'all, but btw some ages are not. still very set but yh. also i'll focuse on his mother's side cause i hc martin as half-polish half-korean, n while he does keep in contact, it is far away. but i guess i'll start this hc list by saying:

the first time martin does go to korea is when his mother goes to the care home (or whatever you'd call it) n he feels safe enough to do so. he's around 22/23 years old. the entire family is delighted to see him and all speak english with him, some more broken than others, but martin did learn korean (i hc that he is pretty good at learning languages) n pleades them to let him use it.

also they were shocked at how old he is now, since this part of the family is the one with the most children, so ofc they dont have time for everyone, but omg!! adult!! has a job!! also they dont judge him for not finishing college, and a lot of them are also fat or chubby. just fyi. when he leaves, they decide to send him soju on any given holiday, his birthdays, his mum's birthdays, etc. to the point where martin Does Not Know what to do with all the alcohol in his home.

martin's polish grandparents have kept their lives very secret due to the fact that they had to run away from the country due to committing crimes. they flew to england, and changed their names. they chose blackwood as the last name because it was an author that they both liked n also the reason why they met. the only reason his family ever found out abt this is because after they had died, the children were cleaning their room and stuff n found some journals with their original names ripped, scribbled, painted over, etc. it's the biggest mystery in his family, right next to what happened to his father

the polish side of the family has 6 children, 8 originally, but one died at birth and another tragically went missing when he was five. it consists of 4 women and 2 men (the two dead children were 2 boys, n according to their ages, these siblings had a pattern of boy-girl-boy-girl, which is kinda funny).

the oldest is Uncle Ron, then it's martin's mum, then the boy who died at childbirth, then twins 1 girl 1 boy, then another aunt, then the missing child, and finally the youngest sister, Aunt Z short for Zelda. She is 12 years older than martin

(btw i did math for this just so yknow) forget what i said abt the ages i got it all figured out SO: (martin is 28 for reference) Uncle ron- 54; Martin's mum- 53; dead son- 21 years older; twins- 47; Aunt- 44; missing son- 14 years older; Aunt Z- 40. i do not have months n shit figured out cuz frankly i dont give a fuck but yh. also his grandma was 23 when she had Ron, his grandpa was also 23 but he is 2 months younger than her

Uncle Ron is a sweetheart and Martin's fav uncle. He has a cottage and a farm up in scotland, with a forest surrounding it, and he has an affinity for befriending the wild animals in it, most importantly, bears, which i just found out do not exist there but tbh theres fear god thingies in this universe so u can fuck off if u pull my none existent PENIS because of this, anyways. he introduced 5 year old martin to them and the mama bear at the time thought he was one of her cubs n almost took him away. Uncle Ron has photos of all of this. martin has those photos on his phone. Also Uncle Ron is pretty lean, more than 2 meters tall, n also ace and pan. He found this out much later in life but he's proud he did and is very happy rn. His voice is akin to Con O'Neill but a lil deeper and with some accent from the years living in Scotland (besides the english accent i mean)

imma skip martins mum, except for the fact that recently i thought of the hilarity of her being bisexual and knowing martin was gay since he was 5, but got meaner when he came out because of bad luck, she also got sicker n therefore her mind deteriorated more then. Martin only finds this out through his Aunt Z when he first started his archival assistant job. boy was going through it.

THE TWINS! i dont have names yet BUT the aunt is known for being a bit bland but nice, with a horrid first marriage but now doing much better with her second husband. she did, however, with the second one, create a HELLISH pair of twins, also boy n girl, who martin babysat Once. never again. she's also bisexual but isnt very sure so she doesnt think much abt it. the uncle, however, went to prison, for aggravated assault and attempted murder (the guy was a nazi and also just a horrible person besides that fact, so he does not regret it); because of good behaviour he got out earlier, around the time martin was 17. he had only been in martin's life since he was 2 so he kinda missed a lot, like him coming out, which he does, which his uncle responds with him telling him that "it's not rly homosexuality if youre on top, i know it, i did that while i was locked up." martin didnt have much to comment but im happy to report that a decade just relaxing and coming back to normal life again has made him realize a lot of things, like the fact that he is gay. he's out of the country, in Portugal, just chilling n living life, still single btw hehe.

the next aunt is the one everyone hates since she is homophobic n racist n just a cunt rly. also shes the only one who is naturally blonde which was just a red flag from the start /hj; everyone else is a raging red head, darker the older you are, the only exceptions being the twins, the aunt is strawberry blonde and the uncle has dark brown hair, almost black. no one cares for the homophobic aunt, since shes also out of the country, somewhere in the USA

AND AT LAST!!! Aunt Z... listen im gonna be honest with y'all, i based her entire personality on Katya, the drag queen, lil bits n bobs, the only difference is that she pursued an art career but was in and out of rehab for most of Martin's childhood, only truly coming out when he was around 23/24 years old, getting back to work and having more sober fun. she is a delight, and isnt afraid of helping martin out with money problems since her time in rehab got her into some great contacts n her art is booming, which also means shes travelling a lot. she is the only one martin truly accepts help from just because she will annoy the fuck out of u otherwise so. u might as well. also, i have some au's where she meets the archival crew and falls in LOVE with Tim n Sasha, she loves them; she is pan, leans more towards girls, and may be non binary but she isnt sure yet, she'll figure it out.

regarding children n cousins, martin is the oldest bby in both families. besides the demon twins, the homophobic aunt has some kids but she had them all the way over on the USA so they dont know them well. the boring aunt, besides the twins from the second marriage, has an older child with the first one, and they are non binary, as well as having a pet frog and snake, whom Martin loves. they're also goth, and remind Martin of gerry once they read his statements. there's no other children.

on the korean side of the family, theres 4 children, one of them being martin's father, status unknown, and their mother is alive. she also cooks very well, tho ofc her children help her as well, but she likes doing things herself. when martin goes there the first time he cried when he ate her food and had to quickly reassure her that its because he loved it too much.

martin's father is the oldest, then a sister, and then 2 younger brothers. i dont have names yet nor ages more because martin also doesnt rly interact with them much, tho he wishes he did.

this is the family with a lot of children. ignoring martin's father, the sister had 4 children, the next brother had 5, and the last brother had 4, making that 13 children. and yes, the two brothers workship their wives, cuz ofmg. the only thing i have rn is that the oldest cousin of martin's from this side is only some months younger than him, and one of his cousins is actually studying art in the UK, so they're pretty close. she's on her last year when martin is 28. his youngest cousin on this side of the family is 13, and martin is his fav cousin btw. mostly because whenever they would all play games, during that first visit, whenever martin would sit out of a game, he'd help his bby cousin cheat and win. all his other cousins are incredibly offended by this.

[criphd]

hello.... idk how to start this tumblr so here's some stuff about logistics & what i've been doing/ what i'll be doing [?] & all the waiting & liminal space & even being excited !! about doing a phd which is one of my dreams in life !!

:)))

i’ve been having a weird time for many reasons & haven't been particularly stable for the past like six months to a year whilst i've been working on phd ideas/proposals/funding applications and although i have had some joyful moments & got to spend lots of time with my fav person i'm really glad all that waiting and deadlines and redrafting over and over and over is over. my phd as a project/idea went through i would say three main iterations - the first was mostly just.... wibbly wobbly.... but the second iteration was what i applied with to all bar one place & it did well with academics who were invariably kind to me about my project, enthusiastic about the authors/ideas in it and happy to supervise me if i got a place - & the project did get me some places.

the last proposal i wrote was for a specific medical humanities, health inequality, interdisciplinary studentship and i think it coalesced my ideas to their peak and is the most successful they've been - altho one of the other applications i did was also recieved really well & the did invite me to take up a place applying for funding & starting it in 2023, that just doesnt work for me !

so my phd, rather than being on the original four women authors i wanted to bring together is instead about a whole range of women sociaists from across the uk who were all writing fiction and non fiction about politics, women, care & relationships and it does mean my time frame shifts to focus more on the 1890s than across them into the twentieth century (so i wont include sylvia townsend warner like i had originally planned which is a little sad). it will tho still cross into 'modernism', & that's good because modernism is really important to me!

i'm also kind of hoping to read/work on some naomi mitchison but im not really sure if she fits in terms of 'era' but like... i think she's cool & vibes with the other women included atm... & i would also love love love to discover some working class women socialists lost in the archive who i can fish out and shout about. (i also need to reread my proposal lol bc i pushed a lot of it out my mind when preparing for an interview on the second project!)

anyway i thought i would write this out as a kind of reflection on what the process of applying & interviewing & not getting funding/etc was like as well as record of the amount of work and effort i put in (along with the many kind people who read drafts & supported me through each application!)

logistically i'm not in a totally fine place but i am going to reapply for funding in my first year and in the mean time get a postgrad loan [grimace emoji] to cover my fees and some living costs and i'm lucky in that my parents can help me financially a lot [!] altho i dont want to rely on them at all really bc they suck a bit. my soon-to-be phd supervisor (!) is really lovely, was rly happy when i said i would take up a place with her & thinks i have a high likelihood of accessing funding and i also have found a couple of places to apply to for small amounts of funding, which give out between around £500 to £3000 for postgrads & which i'll write an application schedule out for soon. as well as u know... finding a place to live... moving... etc etc

the process of applying itself has left me with a little web of kind women (most of whom are obviously queer) academics who loved my proposal[s] and so i also feel like i have some folks i could email for advice/checking in/whatever already, across different institutions and that's really nice!!!

anyway i dont quite know what this tumblr will be or how i will use it but yh... i'm sure i'll be sharing some quotes, some ideas & experiences, study inspiration, complaints about how im treated bc i'm disabled, being gay and falling for ghosts etc etc

[venusiangguk]

O.o

Okay so my playlist!

I'll write them and some parts that remind me of icrl ?

Used to - Avalon young

"It still ain't the same If I got somebody She will never be you there"

" I'm thinking about summer 2012 yh we went through hell and back, .... your still the best I ever had "

( like the reminiscing, the yearning man, even if they move on, it's just neevr the same. Nothing will amount to the feelings that they had )

Time lapse - taeyeon

" The seasons are still the same

Though many have passed

Now it’s time that

I got used to being without you

But still, when I think of your name

Tears well up and when I close my eyes

I see you and even though everything changed

You’re always at the same place, looking the same

Making me cry "

( the season thing and then oc feelings and jungkooks that although many have passed theres still that feeling that love there, so strong that it transports them back to that time (?) )

Almost is never enough - ariana grande

" bc almost , almost is neevr enough so close to being in love " 💔

( I put more before but this really just fits so well )

Always I'll care - Jeremy Zucker

" Listening to self control

Those feelings that you'll never know" -

protecting from the heartbreak or whatever he thought he was protecting himself from.

Never not - lauv

" I will neevr not think abt u

From the moment I loved I knew you were the one "

The realisation that came to late. The realisation that he loved her, but ran out of time.

He realised when the ink had ran out in their love story.

" for as long as I live and as long as I love "

" we were so beautiful we were so tragic , no other magic could ever compare " 💔💔

12.45 - etham

" Oh, baby, you gotta stop, I see that you're calling

I told you that I ain't picking up

I know that you wanna start

'Cause we got our problems

I love you, but I just need a night off"

There were so many factors that lead to their downfall , but they both didnt fight harder to see past their own selfishness. They loved eo, but it just wasn't enough. So they put up shields, they built versions of eo that neither wanted.

You were good to me - jeremy zucker

"And I'm so used to lettin' go

But I don't wanna be alone

You were good to me"

Kind of like jungkook realising that he doesnt want to live alone, he needs to love. But he acknowledges that only oc could love him. Like love him. Be good to him. He grew and he matured and he found the answers to love in the memories he shared wth her 💔

300am

" Baby, if I could tell you, if I could tell you

How much I care

I'm in despair

Are you still there? "

I imagine this to be from jks pov in the years he spent growing up, thinking abt the possibilities to go back and start over, the agonising moments on the am hrs of the night.

Like strangers do - AJ Mitchell

" You and me, what are we if we not together?

It could be nothing 'cause nothing last forever

If you saw me on the train would you look the other way?

Like strangers do"

I think of this of jk from the time after period too !

More and more - finding hope

So many things I try to say to you

Then I don't feel too well

Get so close and then I bail

From that time too, jk wanted to run back but he ultimately put her first, and the happiness she was like searching and in pursuit of didnt include him.

I like to think that this is like the process of jk falling in love , or realising his feelings.

Also the yearning in this song is also soo yn imo

2 soon - keshi

Same crew but another mistress

Every day, every night getting wasted

But I miss you, what did I do?

Fuck it up, laugh it off and I lost you

I love you but I'm letting go - pamungkas

Cause you know what they say

If you love somebody

Gotta set them free

I love you but I'm letting go

Mean it - lauv and lany

But I'm all, I'm all in

I'm fallin' faster

But if you're looking at me with a

Heart of doubt

Don't kiss me right now

Don't tell me that you need me

Don't show up at my house

All caught up in your feelings

Fuck u goodluck - suggi

No one compares

Nothin' compares

I've never loved and loved so deeply

But how the hell could I argue a "no"?

'Cause you'll never change

For anyone's sake

I could've gave, and paid, and saved, and killed

But I guess no is a no

" Hope you learned how not to break a heart

So fuck you, and good luck too "

Iris - goo goo dolls

Dancing with a stranger- Sam Smith

Fire on fire- Sam Smith

Willow - Taylor swift.

Dont watch me cry- alex porat

Wrong direction - hailee Steinfield

Blue- taeyeon

" the words ' I love you ' which resemble you "

Us - keshi

" Maybe we've been

A little too guarded

From things that have hurt us

A bit more than we thought"

💔💔💔

There are more but I think this is so long alr 😭😭💛

I hope u have the best day ♡

omg thank you for telling me!! i think it's so cool that people get reminded of songs when reading my stuff so i appreciate it <3

[punkscowardschampions]

Buster & Edie

Buster: I need to talk to you Edie: hot Edie: shoot Buster: Are you in a state to hear me or not? Edie: i got eyes n ears mckenna Buster: You know what I mean Edie: am i high, what you asking yeah Buster: Well, are you? Edie: when am i not, if you waitin for me be sober u gon be blueballed forever Buster: I just don't want to be talking to a brick wall Buster: Or repeating myself like it's my job Buster: Can you give me that or should we do this another time? Edie: i ain't indie i stay functioning unless i'm nodding Edie: and we wouldn't be flirting rn if i was so off you go Edie: i'm listening Buster: Alright Buster: Drew got lifted on St Paddy's night carrying fuck knows how much Buster: He could get as much as 14 years but I doubt it Edie: ha Edie: s'funny Buster: Do you want me to hit you up again when we know how long he's getting? Edie: nah i'll just pretend he got 14, fitting Edie: how old indie is yeah Edie: paroled himself into pen, ha Buster: No way that cunt'll get max Buster: He never does Buster: But sure Edie: you ain't need to tell me Edie: 'bout to be 16 right here Buster: I was more speaking my own frustrations, babe Buster: But you know Edie: tell me all about 'em Edie: peak daddy issues right now, i'll see u right init Buster: Shut up Buster: You've got a man for that Edie: you ain't Edie: omg are you coming out to me rn Buster: Obviously yeah Buster: Your sister's my beard, like Buster: Don't be an idiot Buster: Also I ain't got daddy issues yet so why we talking about me? Edie: makes more sense than what u playing as truth Edie: wanna talk about mine some more Edie: cool Buster: I wanna make sure you're okay Buster: So sue me, babe Edie: sweet Edie: makes no odds to me does it Buster: You tell me Buster: I ain't speaking for you Edie: he ain't been about Edie: i ain't about Buster: I know that's bullshit 'cause they saw you Buster: You could've come in, had a drink Buster: You still can Buster: Fight your way through the tourists, like Edie: i dun wanna cover up your homo ways w you boy i'm soz Buster: Fuck off Buster: You love it Buster: What are you doing that's better? Edie: my mans Edie: like you said Buster: I'm so offended right now Buster: But fine Edie: gutted Edie: any more sad news to get me juiced Buster: I don't reckon Buster: You did talk my sister into therapy though so nice one Edie: whey Edie: slainte Buster: Yeah Edie: vulnerability all round Edie: get u some ur so welcome Buster: What is that meant to mean? Edie: u tellin me my daddy going gone so u can pipe me, so sayin Edie: uncovering all her trauma Edie: 🙌 Buster: Bullshit Buster: Don't be like that Edie: like what Buster: Fucked Edie: boring Buster: If that's your threshold Edie: for your boringness Edie: yeah Buster: Fine Buster: I'll go then Buster: See you later Edie: toodles Buster: Yeah yeah Buster: You know where I am if you actually need anything or wanna talk, babe Edie: desperate Edie: what you actually wanna say Edie: babe Buster: 'Course Buster: You're that irresistible, Eds Buster: I've said what I came here to say Buster: You can't blame me for wondering if that boy can string a sentence together, like Buster: Who else you talking to? Edie: fun times Edie: lots of people Buster: Yeah? Buster: Good Edie: 'fact Edie: one of my lads 'bout to go in Edie: 🤞 they get the same pen, visit 'em both ay Buster: Someone's got to Edie: you know indie will Edie: probably ro too Buster: Nah Buster: They're both over it Edie: nah Edie: indie likes her free gear and ro likes her bit of rough Buster: You're out the loop, kid Edie: you're kidding yourself you think anything changed Edie: been here many times, u weren't about Buster: I know they have Buster: I've seen them both, you ain't Edie: oh babe Edie: no smart mckennas left Edie: so sad Buster: Don't patronise me, babe Buster: You wish Edie: don't play dumb Buster: Don't play like you know anything that's going on Buster: I'd say you'll see but we both know you won't Edie: i got bored of it Edie: wait til you on your thousandth rerun of everyone's shit, you will too Buster: Bored ain't the word for what I am Edie: nah Edie: go on then if ur so smart Edie: impress me with that vocab Buster: Fuck that Buster: I don't need to prove anything to you Buster: I'm smart enough to know it's not worth bothering Edie: that riveting is it Edie: well enjoy his downfall whilst it lasts Edie: dun expect me to join in celebrations Buster: I ain't celebrating nor waiting on you Buster: I've got plenty of other shit to do Edie: clearly Edie: clogging up my inbox inviting me for drinks Buster: I'm here for Rio I ain't here for you Buster: She wanted me to tell you so I have Buster: End of Edie: now u have Edie: probs suck ur dick well done u Buster: She doesn't need the incentive Buster: But thanks for caring Edie: disgusting Buster: You brought it up Buster: Don't if you don't wanna hear about it Edie: yeah just ignore it like it ain't happening with the rest Edie: cool Buster: There's not ignoring it or talking about my sex life as the only two options Buster: Again, you wish Buster: None of this is being ignored by any of my fam Edie: it ain't being dealt with either is it Buster: Speak for yourself Buster: I'm dealing with it every day Edie: no one making u do it Buster: Nobody's making you do anything you are either Edie: welllll i ain't fucking my cuz either so i'm good Buster: That don't make you good Buster: Hilarious maybe Edie: soz ill get to work so i can be up to standard Edie: options ain't limited Buster: Tell me something I don't know Buster: I can do anything I want Buster: How about you? Edie: you can Edie: i am Buster: Proud of you, like Edie: should be Edie: mixed messages otherwise Buster: That's not about to worry me Buster: I only came to deliver one message and it's done Edie: 💔 Edie: obvs Buster: Good to know Edie: relay that if you like Edie: get 'em all feeling good Buster: I don't chat shit anymore Buster: Sorry Edie: why u sorry Edie: idc Edie: they won't love it Buster: 'Cause I know you'd love me to pass this whole convo on but I ain't Edie: aw bummer Edie: so sad Edie: hit 'em with the round robin Buster: You always want me to be your errand boy Buster: So transparent Edie: you wanna be around em so much Edie: i don't Edie: both get what we want Buster: I wanna be here, I don't want them in my face Buster: And especially not on your account Edie: sure Edie: so transparent Buster: Funnily enough, your fam are really annoying Buster: You think you're the only one who knows that? Edie: also your fam but go off Edie: makes it weird when u think on it huh Buster: No, I'm talking about your mob Buster: They ain't my immediate Buster: I'm not seeing them all at breakfast like Edie: me either Edie: i'm as related to them as you are Buster: Bullshit Buster: Your saw your brothers the other fucking day Buster: What was that? A coincidence Buster: Come on Edie: Could be Edie: they were out on street alone Edie: i coulda been anyone Buster: They were outside the pub Buster: Lie better if you're gonna try Edie: on st paddys day Edie: do better if you really dont want ur kids missing Buster: If you were my kid I would Edie: hearteyes Edie: ain't that just what i wanna hear Buster: I don't give a fuck Buster: We're having a convo I'm not playing to an audience Buster: Your parents are shit, what do you want me to do? Edie: i dunna ring social Buster: Ring them yourself Buster: You're the one they failed Buster: It aint your brothers or me Edie: oh yh rest of em are golden Buster: Yeah, as good as they can be Buster: Nobody's perfect Edie: ha Edie: now u bullshitting Buster: No I ain't Buster: What's so fucked up about any of them? Go on Edie: long Edie: u wanted this list u should've given me 3 working days Buster: Keep stalling while you make up your bullshit, babe Buster: I'll be here then Edie: what i gotta make up Edie: your whole thing is evidence of the first and worst, like Edie: why i wasting my time telling u when u don't wanna hear Buster: There's nothing wrong with Rio Buster: But feel free to hit me with that list on the rest of them when you're ready Edie: oh god Buster: Is that all you've got? Buster: Good then Edie: all needs telling to u Edie: u dont care bout the rest of them and how fucked up they are 'til they of age Edie: end of Buster: You don't care about any of them so don't lecture me Edie: sure don't Edie: who lecturing you want the list so bad Edie: k bundy Buster: Whatever Edie: 😂 Buster: I'll see you around on your brother's twitter feed, like Edie: cute u care Buster: Yeah I know Buster: I've been told Edie: i bet Edie: ⭐ Buster: Feel free if you need the cash Buster: Low risk Edie: huh Buster: I'm a safe bet, babe Buster: Don't you know? Edie: u make me wanna throw up in my mouth a bit Edie: not rlly my thing but u make it work 4 u Buster: Yeah I do Edie: ick Edie: stop Edie: i just ate Buster: Good to know Buster: At least you're not gonna starve to death Edie: such a drama queen too Edie: how do u actually get laid its impressive Edie: b4 the whole incest vibe Buster: Talk about mixed messages Buster: Stop flirting with me, babe Buster: I liked it better when you were playing hard to get Edie: boiiiiii Edie: u think that flirting u need to watch out Edie: calling u repugnant Buster: Yeah yeah Edie: oh that's who u remind me of Edie: american psycho Edie: what was his name Edie: gets horny over card stock Buster: Good one Buster: You're funny Edie: i know Edie: imma rewatch Buster: Cute Buster: You don't have to miss me you can just come see me Edie: ew Edie: bateman Edie: ha Edie: funny Edie: indie would laugh Buster: I'll tell her Buster: See if she does Edie: aw Edie: domestic bliss Buster: Yeah Edie: gotta give it to yuh Edie: hustlin on the next Edie: been there Edie: clever Buster: What? Edie: got her good to go when u get bored of ri Buster: You're fucked Buster: She's a kid Edie: whatevs Edie: 4 years ain't a big deal Buster: Yeah it fucking is Buster: When she's 14 Buster: Don't fucking say shit like that to me or about me Edie: dry Buster: Sort your head out Buster: Seriously Edie: what Edie: i don't wanna fuck a 14 year old Edie: n i ain't Buster: Neither do I Buster: Fuck you Edie: cool Edie: keep it legal but dubious Edie: that's how u rollin Buster: Shut up Buster: You don't know what you're talking about Edie: sadly do Edie: u really splash it all over socials Buster: I'm not doing anything wrong Buster: Unlike that boy fucking you Edie: what u gonna do call garda Edie: who cares Buster: You have enough of an opinion about my moral code Buster: Sort yours Edie: oooo victim blaming hahaah Edie: have u for that the feminazis Buster: Give a shit Buster: What are you gonna do, tell on me? Edie: they sense that shit from mile way Edie: dun need to Buster: I'm so scared Edie: same Buster: It's been fun Buster: I gotta go Edie: it hasn't Edie: ✌

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Edie & Nancy

Edie: here then is it? Nancy: Yeah Nancy: Do you wanna see some pics? Edie: nah Edie: saw the socials Nancy: They're both okay, like Edie: Obvs, McKenna, reckon they'd bother to hmu if they were dead Edie: cheers then Nancy: There's a huge difference between alright and dead Nancy: I'm just saying Edie: not to me Nancy: Do you want me to tell anyone anything or? Edie: do what u wanna Edie: everyone busy Nancy: They aren't that busy Nancy: It's a baby not a bomb threat Edie: she ain't that special Edie: least they were expecting that alien looking thing this time Edie: progress Nancy: Barely but you know Nancy: Feels like a giant step back if anything Edie: 🙄 Edie: gutted for you Nancy: No you aren't, so don't bother with any of it Edie: obviously not Nancy: Is there anything else you actually wanna know/say 'cause I'm not good at this Nancy: Let's not pretend I am Edie: you rude as fuck Nancy: And what, you're the only one allowed? Edie: i ain't done anything to you but nah feel pressed Edie: u love it Nancy: You've disappeared and everyone is worried. You don't care about that but I do Nancy: So sorry if I don't wanna indulge it, like Edie: only got time for your sads? Edie: joke Nancy: I wish Nancy: We'd all love to run away Nancy: But some of us have to actually stick around Edie: boohoo Edie: dry Edie: what good u think u are mckenna Nancy: Go away again, Edie Nancy: I don't need this Nancy: Nobody does Edie: 😂 Edie: u ain't got nothing but problems you made up cos ur boring Edie: same as her, fucking drew the only excitement she ever had Nancy: Thanks for the therapy session Edie: mommy issues, next Nancy: You're such a cliche Nancy: At least give me one I haven't heard a million times before Edie: ok miss i want my teacher to pipe me Edie: act superior some more it funny Nancy: I'll be here all week Nancy: And longer Edie: whatever Edie: no u wont but run your mouth all u want Edie: u all talk a big game Nancy: Some of us do bother to say what we mean Nancy: Shockingly Edie: nah Edie: you out in a few months max Edie: the only one that always here is him and he always will be Nancy: Going to uni doesn't make me a ghost Nancy: Keeping in touch is easy if you want to Edie: like u ain't already Edie: oh babe Nancy: You don't know me Edie: who wants to Nancy: Plenty of people Edie: yeah like i say Edie: making up problems done wonders for ur cred Edie: least they talking yeah Nancy: Like I said, you don't know me Edie: u wish Edie: transparent Nancy: I really don't Nancy: I've dealt with enough bitches already thanks Edie: 😥 Edie: nawh Nancy: You wanna talk shit to me some more, go ahead Nancy: Nice to know you're still alive at least Edie: always with the self-pity, ain't a good look fyi but go off Nancy: You'd know Edie: i'm the only one celebrating this thing birth not comiserating Edie: poor fuck Nancy: Congrats, like Nancy: Go do that and leave me alone Edie: nah Nancy: I'm ignoring you now Edie: sure Edie: like u can Nancy: Literally always have Edie: yeah why u had to run here init Edie: so strong Edie: so like ur mummy Nancy: I'm not strong and it ain't news Edie: hoping playing damsel get u some Edie: who ain't Edie: cute Nancy: No, I just know myself Nancy: You can't hurt me by pointing out my flaws, babe. I'm aware Edie: who trying Edie: no need Edie: ready to cry over nothing always Nancy: Keep talking like you know about it Nancy: It just shows how much you don't Edie: so mysterious Edie: so guarded Edie: now u wishing Nancy: You're just putting words in my mouth now Nancy: You wish you knew me well enough to call me out Nancy: I'm not my brother, sorry. I don't wanna flirt with you Edie: i already said Edie: no one tryna know u babe Edie: least of all him Edie: comorbidity with ur mommy issues is ur twincest moment obvs Nancy: You're so wrong it's just awkward Edie: u brought up flirting w him Edie: that's awks Nancy: I brought him flirting with you, actually Edie: not rio Edie: why u jealous Nancy: Gross Nancy: He loves her, he entertains you Nancy: Not the same thing Edie: we all pretending that ain't fucked up then but this drew situ omg defcon1 Edie: this family 😂 good for the craic if literally nothing else Nancy: Nobody's pretending it isn't a mess Nancy: They just aren't being as rude as you Edie: oh no Edie: they'd NEVER do that Edie: 'cept they let joe pipe his own sister, drew fuck his way through this entire fam, gonna let them get married Edie: yeah Edie: the last thing you all do is turn a blind eye 😂 Edie: keep posting them pics like it's cute Nancy: Live in the past some more like it matters Nancy: It's done Nancy: I can't personally change it for you so Edie: past? Edie: bitch this happening right now Edie: jokes too miss imma have a victim complex cos the rich girls didn't wanna play nice with me Nancy: What's happening right now is being dealt with right now, Jesus Nancy: You'd know if you were here Edie: too late as per Edie: let it become a problem then we can all feel so sorry for ourselves aw Edie: let the skeleton raise the abortion go off Edie: slaying it Nancy: What's your solution? Nancy: We can't tell her what to do Edie: get the bitch hospitalized Edie: duh Edie: she isn't fit to be in her job or be a ma Edie: let her fuck this one up tho, join the ranks Nancy: If I could, I would Edie: sure Nancy: What you think you're the only one who's just had that oh so original thought? Nancy: Please Edie: please, like ur the only one acting as if your hands are tied Nancy: Mine are Nancy: What the fuck do you think I can do, Edie? Edie: grow a pair mckenna Edie: the act didn't work Edie: miss didn't wanna fuck u, mommy ain't coming to rescue u either 'cos u ain't her fave Edie: try something else, be original, christ Nancy: Oh my god Nancy: And do what? Nobody's gonna put Ro in hospital 'cause I say so Nancy: Or take the kid when she technically hasn't done anything wrong Edie: ring the social Edie: christ got an in Edie: like nan ain't been knew since she took the bitch in she ain't right Nancy: You know they'd investigate and do nothing Nancy: You aren't that stupid Edie: u know u too pussy to do it Edie: everyone in this fam and they wanna front like they anything but Nancy: Bullshit Nancy: Lord, I wish everything was as black and white as you're convinced it is Edie: here we go again Edie: woe is the tragic clan Edie: newsflash, normal people aren't beset by all this fucking drama and actual bullshit Edie: cos they don't roll around in it and revel in the fucking stink Nancy: None of us are normal, get over it Edie: u reckon u ain't wait for all the inbreeding kids ur gonna have to pretend are cute Edie: snap snap Nancy: Again, what do you want me to do? Nancy: I can't stop them being together Nancy: It's not like I want them to be in love or get married Edie: sure no one can we're all so helpless Edie: enough people had the balls to say nah it's fucked Edie: then rio would stop, end of, we all know it Nancy: Or they'd run away like you have Nancy: That's made everyone really happy, like Edie: yeah ur welcome Edie: more drama to jack it to Nancy: You're so selfish Edie: what, and you're the only ones allowed? Edie: gasp Edie: everyone is out for themselves and harps on the others for doing it too Edie: keep up Nancy: That's how you see it 'cause that's how it suits you Edie: that's the spirit Nancy: Your mum had a good birthday, by the way Edie: didn't ask Edie: but unsurprised Nancy: I knew you wouldn't Nancy: Doesn't mean you shouldn't know Edie: that the best u got like Edie: i been knew she's the worst of all Nancy: You wish Edie: yeah i love having a cunt for a ma hbu babe Nancy: You do though Nancy: You love thinking you do anyway Edie: yh buzzin Edie: got it in one Edie: u really aren't the smart 1 damn Nancy: I've never tried to say I am Nancy: You've got the wrong twin there Nancy: I'm the stupid one, and again, aware Edie: 😥 Edie: good ting i ain't here for ur wisdom Nancy: Fuck knows what you are here for Nancy: Please go Edie: the craic Edie: i told u Edie: so funny Nancy: If I'm the best you've got Nancy: Poor you Edie: fucking hell mckenna Edie: no one ever gonna wanna fuck u with an attitude like that Nancy: The good thing about fucking is that you don't have to talk Edie: pillow princess Edie: figures Nancy: Oh so you like to be chatty with it? Okay Edie: just a suggestion Edie: u ain't all that to look at either wanna give 'em something to keep interest Nancy: I don't want them to stick around so it's fine Nancy: But you do you Edie: oh and i'm selfish Edie: just like ur brother Edie: cute Nancy: Didn't you get the memo Nancy: He's changed Edie: least he might be worth the ride now then Edie: good for him Nancy: Gross Nancy: I hope you don't want me to pass that message on Edie: keep it to yourself if that's how you vibing girl Nancy: I'd rather not hear it but you didn't ask Edie: just meeting your expectations Edie: i'm rude yeah Nancy: Like you're so offended Edie: 💔 Nancy: I think you have to have one, babe Edie: ya 'bullies' school you that zinger Edie: knew it weren't that bad Nancy: They were more about the homophobia Nancy: Unlikely to work on you Edie: it ain't the 70s who does it Nancy: If you wanna go to London and tell them Nancy: Still probably something they could do with learning Edie: how you know i aint Nancy: If you were in Chelsea you'd have more to laugh at than me and this conversation Edie: dun think we share a sense of humour Nancy: I can't say that 💔's me Edie: aw ain't it nice to find something that don't get you 😥 Edie: love that 4 u Nancy: Okay Edie: it's been real Edie: laters Nancy: I hope not Edie: dry Nancy: Honestly you'd be better off speaking Irish to me Edie: dryshite then Edie: 🍀 enough for ye Edie: like u local Nancy: At least now I don't have to pretend I know what you're talking about Nancy: Thanks Edie: just claim ur dyslexia like ur tryna cash ur giro Nancy: Yeah Edie: wonder if u can park disabled Nancy: I can't drive so I can't tell you Nancy: If you wanna try and claim it though, they'd likely believe you Edie: hahahaha u calling me disabled now for the punch of it Edie: victim complex strikes again n the bullied becomes the bully Edie: u easiest to wind up ever imma do this more Nancy: I'm calling you an idiot Nancy: And I'm blocking you so good luck Edie: aw dont do urself like that Edie: nother thing for u to feel sorry bout when i die n i was tryna reach out for help Nancy: Like you said, if anyone dies we hear about it Edie: too little too late mckenna Nancy: For you yeah Nancy: I'm not the Samaritans babe I can barely send a coherent text Edie: yh i heard Edie: her cousin goes to my school tried coming at me fore i left like i care bout u being a tick Nancy: Okay Nancy: I don't wanna talk about her with you so bye Edie: ooooooooooo Edie: touched a nerve Nancy: Obviously Edie: bah why Edie: thought u dont want em to stay Edie: such a bad bitch Nancy: Shut up Edie: hahahahaha Nancy: Seriously Edie: get a grip mckenna Edie: she ain't even a ride Nancy: I'm not doing this Edie: you're a joke man Edie: u don't care bout none of ur family enough to shut me up but i wanna chat on this shtate Edie: and suddenly u got a dick Edie: lmao Nancy: That isn't news either, keep up like Nancy: I can't shut up about them 'cause you've got a point Nancy: It doesn't mean I don't care Edie: 'course not Edie: put it away Edie: she got a real gf now Nancy: I know Nancy: She's had several actually Nancy: You're out of the loop Edie: what a slag Edie: have to be to let u when u ain't bringing nothing to the table by ur own admission Nancy: Thanks Nancy: Homophobia belongs in the 70s but this doesn't, the world according to Edie Mckenna, okay Edie: oh shut up germaine greer Edie: i ain't tryna get in ur pants u don't need to impress me with ur regurgitated feminism 101 from ro n my mother of all people Nancy: You're the one who's still talking and staying in my inbox past your welcome, like Edie: cos i can handle it Edie: u the one getting heated baby Nancy: Well done, you Edie: aw thank u Nancy: Good thing you don't need to impress me either Edie: by pretending it don't make u a bad person to drop your knickers quicker than u can pull up the last? Edie: original Edie: get ur own personality Nancy: We've established I do Nancy: And gone into all its flaws Nancy: Again, keep up Edie: lmao u think thats urs Edie: okay when uve stapled together pieces of every bitch u want to love u Nancy: If you say so Nancy: It must be true Edie: duh Edie: see it as a chance to be better Edie: u ain't loving this Edie: n no one else is Nancy: Yeah 'cause I really wanna improve myself based on your standards Edie: who said anything bout me Edie: ill never fuck w u mckenna Edie: u still gonna be dry whatever u do Nancy: You're the only one telling me to be better Nancy: So you are Edie: well ur rents gave up on that dream didn't dey Edie: pin all dat on ur bro Nancy: Yeah they did Nancy: Tell me something I don't know or shut up Edie: poor poor baby Edie: hit up sugar town, ur namesake was on to something w that one Edie: drew good for some lsd always Nancy: That'll really help, thanks so much, babe Edie: howd u kno Edie: pussy Edie: aint even fuckin right Nancy: I know that I've got a fucked up enough brain already Nancy: Not gonna disable myself more Edie: yh well they use it to treat depression so try it Edie: stop u whining so much Nancy: There's plenty of other ways if I was so inclined Nancy: So thoughtful though Edie: obvs Edie: u love it Edie: when u got nothing else babe Nancy: Whatever you say Edie: 😥 Nancy: I've gotta go cry now, obviously Nancy: So Edie: damn u cant multitask Edie: really out here strugglin' Edie: ttfn babe Nancy: Not the way I do it Nancy: I have to go all in, of course Nancy: So much sadness Edie: nah u about the most half-arsed of all of 'em i reckon Edie: really do better Edie: i believe in u Nancy: No you don't Edie: sure i do Edie: know dat dnt sit right w ur whole victim schtik but Edie: unlucky Nancy: It doesn't sit right with anything about you more like Nancy: But okay Edie: lmao yh Edie: u 1 of a kind Edie: so special so misunderstood Nancy: By you yeah Nancy: But that's fine by me Edie: bitch we know Edie: live 4 it Edie: get it Edie: anything to feel like u better than the rest Nancy: You're ridiculous Nancy: When's the last time you even spoke to me before this? You don't know anything Edie: whens the last time u spoke Edie: dont mean u an enigma Edie: no one as thick as u tryna paint me especially not me Nancy: It means I'm shy, bitch Nancy: That's all it means Edie: yea yea Nancy: Yeah well Edie: u should talk more Edie: fun Nancy: For you but Nancy: I don't like you so unlikely to happen Edie: 💔 Edie: who does Edie: even u aint that fucked up n lookin for the sympathy Nancy: Most of this family, more fool them Nancy: Something else I can't do anything about Edie: Tragic Nancy: Yeah Edie: that's what happens when u don't get out the clothes hanger, like Edie: hey ho, 'nother bastard for the pile Nancy: 💔 Edie: yeah gonna find it well jokes when its one u actually care abt Nancy: Sure Nancy: By your reckoning I live for the misery so I'll be thriving anyway Edie: only yr own Edie: gonna get in yr way Edie: can't really verbally smackdown a kid when you've had a few Edie: 'less you wanna be that, currently without a drunk in the fam so Nancy: Also according to you I won't be here Nancy: So feel free to take that role on Edie: i ain't a virgin Edie: drinking ain't even good craic Edie: keep up, mckenna Nancy: I don't care if it brings you joy or not Edie: 😂 Edie: ooh Edie: savage Nancy: I've already told you I don't like you Nancy: Keep up yourself Edie: i told u ion care Edie: why Edie: u reckon i shuld Nancy: No Nancy: I'd rather you didn't Edie: good Edie: how u got it baby Nancy: Yay for me, like Edie: 😂 Edie: christ Edie: crackin a smile rlly wud break u yh Nancy: For you, yeah Edie: just bitches who ain't into u Edie: rejection rlly hittin that spot i c Nancy: No, just you Nancy: You're enough of a bitch Edie: ray of sunshine Edie: everyone always be saying it Edie: honestly u lost ur point a while ago Nancy: That's what I do babe Nancy: Dyslexia 101 Edie: so sad Edie: enough brain training for today then sugar, peace Nancy: At least my lack of short term memory means I can forget this convo Nancy: Bye