first female loz director and the gerudo seem to be written fine enough? wow... there ain't no way I thought we were in the worst timeline after totk
Yeah got through the main quest with the gerudo, it wasn't painful! It wasn't even bad! Still got them outfits but for the most part it was like oh cool!
I would say a lot of that oh cool is from the fact they didn't do a lot to even fuck it up to begin with, I'm gonna be real with yall this game is NOT worth $60USD
Edit: lemme say one thing, you know when people were being like damn totk story wasn't dark or mature at all why was this compared to Majora's mask again? And then all the zeldatwt people came out and said zelda is just a kid series domt expect good writing uH
This one feels like a kid's game. That ain't to say it's terrible I would say, hell I'm not far in it if I get something crazy that's like OH FUCK I'll reblog this post and say something but uh.....game for babies I'm gonna be shocked if anyone struggles with any puzzles cuz you CAN CHEESE THEM EASY ITS 🫢🤭
EDIT EDIT: I SWEAR IM NOT EVEN TRYING TO BE A DOWNER..... @ezlo-x HAS BEEN THERE THE WHOLE TIME IVE BEEN PLAYING....THEY KNOW I HAVENT BEEN A PARTY POOPER.....
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the fact that my gaydar has Never been off for someone i’ve had a serious crush on (at least since i’ve been out, there’s a few unconfirmed from before i was 18). it impresses even me. even if it takes a few years for the truth to come out, i have ultimately never had a true crush on a straight girl since adulthood 🙂↕️
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Cupid: what are you doing here?? how did you find me??
Cupid: you can't keep this in the documentary- i will get into so much shit for this- here, take a fifty and keep this just between us ok? i cant have anyone-
Cupid: what is happening over ther-
Cupid: gods fucking dammit blondie.
Cupid: ok, just delete this footage overall. i need to stop blondie from getting arrested.
The camera follows cupid as she approaches the scene
Cupid: blondie what are you doing here!
Blondie: cupid! the security are trying to kick me out, i did nothing wrong!
Cupid: this place is for 21's and over- you cant be here
Blondie: what? then why are you here?
Cupid:
The bouncer: mam we're going to have to ask you both to leave.
Cupid: i have an ID. let me get it- im not lying! im over 21! im way over 21!
*The sounds of both blondie and cupid being dragged out by security*
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Not about KNB but two days ago my family got a lil puppy and her name is Bijou if you would like to see her ✨️
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I FINALLY BEAT TOTK!! After like 3 detours for other Zelda games lmao
And I did it in the Twilight Armor set. because I could 😌
It was alright! Honestly, I don't know if I liked it more than BoTW, I'd need to replay that one. It's been a bit. But that last fight was more Zorah Magdaros than I was expecting (iykyk) and not in a good way. Idk, I think people are focusing purely on the spectacle when they say it's amazing, which is fine! Dragons are cool and it's cool that you get to ride around on your girlfriend, but mechanically it's just Colgera again. And yeah, the ending felt like a big ass-pull, I'm sorry lmao. zelda just suddenly isn't a dragon anymore?? With no lasting effects of giving up her entire being? Which clearly wasn't true, but she doesn't even remember any of it?? Link doesn't get to keep the arm?? Or isn't at least down one?? Where even was Sonia before that last bit?? Could they have done that the entire time?? And Link didn't even hug her???!? Also did the ancient sages even have names???? Idk, suspension of disbelief and all that but the little things the devs don't address add up and take me out of it. It'd be easier to ignore if there wasn't so much, or if the rest of the game made up for it and it doesn't for me lol.
That is not to say I didn't have fun with it, honestly I spent more time running around on foot than I did in BoTW (mostly because I wanted to complete the map but still) but I only pushed myself to finish it so I could justify replaying Okami since I already took so many breaks and, well. I don't know how to put it better than that. Solid game, others are better, 7/10
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