#shes so dumb i love her

[fat-fem-and-asian]

bisexual ava coleman unable to comprehend not wanting to bag everyone in the room

[z00lea]

woke up today to feed my lizard and she threw the worm then got confused as to where it went

[jamiesite777]

i felt so unmotivated when it came to drawing digitally today. and that sucks. but i watched TPOT 3 yesterday...

there mightve been something in TPOT 3 that has also made me seethe but. barfbag :)

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

i think the funniest thing about eleanor is that she simply cannot comprehend that people love charles (or her)

[moomoorare]

Idiot cat took my place. She even had the balls to bit me after I moved her to hug me. Ungrateful 😒

[passiveagressiveunicorn]

The best thing i have ever done:

Is making my DM want to cry because now he has to make narwhals canon because my fucking stupid (-2 intelligence) Dragonborn Barbarian doesn’t believe in dragons (or unicorns) and tried to justify this belief by explaining to one of the NPC’s that 

“Oh don’t worry, its a common mistake. Those are Narwhal horns, people just THINK they are unicorn horns” 

[creekfiend]

if I am doing something somewhere in the house or yard that is not dog related (these are fake activities) Glimmer will come and try to entice me into a dog related activity to do instead, and if I ignore her, she will begin to do what I have come to think of as Dog Infomercials. she will go get a favorite toy and bring it to me and begin MELODRAMATICALLY playing with it by herself in a really exaggerated way, then she will periodically pause and look at me to see if I have noticed how much FUN she is having with WUBBA(TM) and how much fun I COULD BE having with WUBBA(TM) if only I would CALL THIS TOLL FREE NUMBER NOW 👀👀👀👀

[iheartbookbran]

My favorite part about the Debling plot was Penelope and Cressida doing the most over there top cat-fighting in order to win him over, not because they genuinely liked the guy, but because they wanted to escape their families and also lowkey just hate each other.

[zeeth-scribbles]

average bad kids study session

[trash-nerd]

made a werewolf in sims 4 that fully morphed into an oc misty i love your dog brained ass

[courtmartialme]

woag .. otp

[autisticromancrowns]

If ur having a rough end of the day like me, please enjoy my cat looking way too intelligent for how dumb (/fond) she is <3 <3 <3

[konakoro]

Imagine being such a shit human being, Death herself shows up, tells you she hates your guts, she doesn't get involved directly but made a special occasion for you specifically because she hates you that much, and it's a particularly gruesome, painful death. Also your dick is out.

I'd just want my soul to evaporate at that point

[skybristle]

rbs > likes

I was gonna post these at a better time but I got impatient. PINES BLAST I'm obsessed with him. ANDDDDD his giant fuckin dog. weird gay bio-engineer SWEEP

[murdermitties]

the trans woman of all time the deep sea is in her eyes

[radroachmeat]

Girls who kill people together 💜