I can already tell that this is 90% of the tag because It’s Bendy (Real), but I’m throwing my voice out there anyway.
I feel highly paternal over this thing already. Creacher. Lil guy. Lil man. Itty bitty fella in a big world.
I would die for you.
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incorrect quotes pt2
R.C: If you had to choose between Yuu and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Ryuco: That depends, how much money are we talking about?
Yuu: Ryuco!
R.C: 63 cents.
Ryuco: …I’ll take the money.
Yuu: RYUCO!!!
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Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
R.C, with Yuu and Shiloh behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes…three.
R.C: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?
Police: Wha-
R.C: Dest FUCKING FELL OFF!
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Dest: English is CRAZY. Oregano is both a spaghetti leaf topping and a form of paper art!
Ryuco: What is this "paper art" you speak of?
Dest: That shit where you make cranes and stuff out of folded paper!
Ryuco: … Dest.
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Yuu: Time for plan G.
Ryuco: Don’t you mean plan B?
Yuu: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due
to technical difficulties.
R.C: What about plan D?
Yuu: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Dest: What about plan E?
Yuu: I’m hoping not to use it. Shiloh dies in plan E.
Shiloh: I like plan E.....wait what-
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Yuu: Well please don’t let Dest do anything stupid…
R.C: Stupid by my standards or yours?
Yuu:
Yuu: Stupid by my mother’s standards.
R.C: Smart. Dest will live longer.
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Shiloh: *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride.
R.C: Actually Shiloh, it’s salt.
Shiloh: That’s what I said, sodium chloride.
R.C: Uh Shiloh, that would be salt.
R.C: *takes salt packer from Shiloh* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.
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Shiloh: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons?
Ryuco: Um, make lemonade?
Shiloh: No, they squeeze them right back into life’s eyes!
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Yuu: Wake me up-
R.C: Before you go go
Shiloh: When September ends
Dest: WAKE ME UP INSIDE
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R.C, bleeding out on the ground: Blood loss? No, I know exactly where it is.
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Happy International Asexuality Day! 🖤🤍💜
I know I say this for every ace related post, but it's still true: you are valid and loved! 🌼
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Eyyy so I’m writing a lil Anastasia AU fic for RadioApple on ao3 and lookin to see if anyone might be interested in beta reading once I get it started? 👀
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I be seething. Feeling rage. Sometimes all the anger I’ve ever felt hits all at once :)
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“Wow, whoever that is playing chess with that old dude fuckin’ sucks.”
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Told myself I wouldn’t answer comments until the next part was out which kinda backfired on me but anyway if you see this and see a reply to a comment you left over a year ago? I read it it was just. Y own stupidity and I love you
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what if all my ocs were hard of hearing and it just never came up
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Third book in the Scapegracers trilogy (releases 3/26)
Sideways's magic has been restored & their hoping to get through the rest of senior year with their coven (and perhaps avoid confronting what will come after), but the broader witch community convenes to put Madeline on trial for stealing another witch's magic, Sideways knows they have to get involved
Meanwhile, more witch hunters are also gathering in Sycamore Gorge for a memorial and tensions begin to come to a head
Explores justice, punishment, and redemption–how should Madeline be punished for crimes? And who gets to decide?
The coven must also grapple with their end imminent separation at the end of high school as the four of them try to figure out their future paths in life
At the same time, Sideways navigates a growing romance with one of their coven members
Also some great twists that add stakes/recontextualize things we thought we knew
Fierce & queer & snarky & complex
Nonbinary butch lesbian main character, Chinese American bi love interesting, Black sapphic side character, nonbinary side character, femme lesbian side character
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closed starter for @luriddaze
"you should make me your favourite cocktail," the club owner suggests with a challenging cock of his brow, "let's see how skilled you are at the shit that really matters."
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look girls, that new ghoul is gnc as fuck!
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Yuu: hold up a minute.......Shiloh?
Shiloh: Yuu?
Yuu: Shiloh!
Shiloh: Hi Yuu!
Yuu: don't you 'hi Yuu' me!! where the fuck have you been? do you have any idea how worried we all were when you just disappeared?! you weren't near your lake, you weren't near any source of water nearby, you were gone!!
Dest: *turning to Shiloh* you might want to run and hide
Shiloh: good idea *bolting out of the door*
Yuu: COME BACK HERE YOU DANG KELPIE!! *chasing after Shiloh*
R.C: ......so.......you know the kelpie?
Ryuco: yes. he's an old friend. he went missing a few months back but seems like he's been here all this time.
Dest: im glad he's here. now me and Ryuco can race him again!
R.C: is it fun?
Dest: mhm! sometimes we do races in our human forms and other times we do races in our half forms with Shiloh in Kelpie form!
R.C: do tell me when you have a race next, i'm curious how it'll turn out
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It's one thing when you ask a character you like to come home,
but it's another thing when they ask you to come home, hehe 🌼💚
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the jb and shiloh shipping wiki page is now live!!
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i’m like a bird (eating rocks)
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