#shinso abe get out of my anime

[childeapologist]

Me every time Gauche is on the screen: Go back home to prison and die

[slayfics]

Hitoshi offers to stay.

950 words

You puttered around your new apartment tending to your guests. Having a party with the rest of your pro-hero friends seemed like a good idea to celebrate your new place. However, you failed to remember that the one thing about heroes is they work hard and drink harder.

Getting everyone together to celebrate soon resulted in your apartment being filled with drunk friends. Laughing, dancing, catching up, but also plenty of alcohol spills.

“Oh shit! I’m sorry in your new place too,” Mina apologized, eyes glazed over from the alcohol, she looked around the room for some napkins.

“It’s alright, don’t worry about it! I’ll be right back,” you assured her and quickly took off for the kitchen.

You rounded the corner too fast, in a hurry, and half buzzed. Trying as quickly as possible to clean the spill, you weren’t paying attention and crashed into Hitoshi.

His red solo cup squashed between you both soaking his shirt.

“Shit! I’m so sorry Shinso,” you apologized backing up embarrassed.

“It’s alright,” he replied, glancing down at his drenched shirt.

“I got to clean up a spill in the living room, but then I’ll come back to remake your drink!” You said hurriedly grabbing the napkins.

“You don’t have to,” he replied, but you had already vanished back into the living room.

Mina continued to apologize as she bent down to the floor with you to soak up the spill.

“Don’t worry about it, accidents were bound to happen with all of us together again,” you laughed.

Mina giggled, “Guess we both need another drink, don’t we?” She suggested.

“I actually bulldozed into Shinso so, I’m going back to remake his drink. I’ll bring you back one too,” you offered.

Mina glanced up at you, ready to make a joke but you had already grabbed the soiled napkins and headed back to the kitchen.

When you entered the kitchen, Hitoshi had already remade the drink you spilled.

“I told you I’d remake it for you,” you spoke, alerting his attention.

“It’s fine, seems you got your hands full,” he commented, noticing your out of breath appearance.

“Let me at least get you a shirt and dry that one up,” you offered. “I’ve got a clean oversized t-shirt somewhere.”

Hitoshi smiled; it was sweet you were so persistent. He really didn’t care about his wet shirt, but he didn’t mind you wanting to tend to him.

“Alright, if you feel so inclined,” he agreed.

“Ok come with me,” you motioned for him to follow you to your room.

You poked around the room searching for a shirt that would fit him, while Hitoshi gazed around your room. Most of your things still in boxes. Very few items decorated your room, but on the bed a stuffed animal was laid out neatly. Something about that was cute and innocent. It made him feel as though he was stealing glances into your private life.

“Here you go! I think this one should fit, at least while I throw yours in the dryer,” you declared, holding up a plain black t-shirt that you sometimes used for bed. “I promise it’s clean.”

“Hold this for me for a second?” He asked handing you his drink. You grabbed the solo cup from him, and Hitoshi pulled off his soaked shirt.

“Oh,” you mewled out accidentally. Maybe it was the buzz you had going, but the sight of Hitoshi shirtless made your fingers tighten around the solo cup. The spill from the alcohol caused his toned abs to glisten in the low light of your room. Hitoshi peered up at you, an eyebrow raised at your reaction.

“Sorry!” You blurted out, “You um- must be doing a lot of hero work, you look good.” You said honestly.

“Thank you,” he replied, cheeks turning rosy at your compliment.

“Oh, uh here,” you handed him the dry shirt, hands shaking. It was clear you were nervous.

Hitoshi thought it was amusing. A beautiful woman like you nervous because of him? He couldn’t deny how much he loved it.

Grabbing the shirt from you, your bedroom door suddenly bursts open.

“Ops,” Mina giggled. “Was wondering when you were coming back with my drink. Didn’t realize I was interrupting,” she commented glancing over at Hitoshi who was still shirtless.

Your face darkened with embarrassment, “No! I was just giving him a dry shirt!” You explained.

“Uh hu, sure sure,” Mina laughed, leaving and closing the door behind her.

“I’m sorry!” You said to Hitoshi, face completely scarlet.

“Do you always apologize this much?” he asked, finally grabbing and putting on the dry shirt. “I haven’t seen you relax since I got here. Everyone seems to be letting loose but you.”

You let a sigh, and what felt like the first time since the party took in a breath. “To be honest I thought it would be fun to celebrate my new place with everyone but- it’s turning out to be overwhelming.”

“Mm,” Hitoshi hummed understanding. “It’s definitely a rambunctious group. Hard to keep up with all that energy.”

“Exactly! I’m trying to be a good host but I’m exhausted.” You confessed.

“If you’d like I’ll stay till everyone leaves and help clean up,” Hitoshi offered.

Your eyes flashed to his. Was that an innocent offer, you wondered? If his kindness had an ulterior motive, his lilac eyes gave nothing away. His gaze rested on you lazily, with a calmness that you envied.

You swallowed as your mind raced at the possible implications, deciding to accept his help.

“Yeah… I’d like that,” you smiled, part of you hoping Hitoshi did have another reason for wanting to stay.

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[yukari33]

Shinso x Reader Smut

Spoilers for the new manga of my hero!

Warnings: Reader is in a deep depression, self-harming, biting, scratching, oral (female receciving), unprotected sex, cream pie, and swearing.

Bakugo . . . Bakugo.

Bakugo passed away, and he was your best friend. He actually was nice to you, cared for you. When you watched him die right in front of you, it shattered you. He was like your big brother.

You've been sitting in your room for the past 6 months, isolating yourself from the world. You've bitten your nails to the point they have bled. You've picked your arms until they bruse and bled. The pain is the only way that you can cope.

Your best friend Shinso is the only one you let into your room. He brings you food and the necessities that you need. He's the only small flicker of light that makes you happy.

Today, Shinso managed to drag you out of your room and to a nearby café. You're in one of Shinso's hoodies, shorts, and convers. You get a small frappuccino that is loaded with chocolate chips. Shinso got an iced tea. You sit on a couch holding the drink between your sleeves. "See this isn't that bad," he says giving you a smirk. You stay quiet and sip your drink.

The bags under your eyes tell Shinso you got no sleep last night. He pulls out a cookie from a paper bag splitting it in half and hands you one half. You hesitantly grab it and take a bite. "You wanna head home?" You nod and grab his hand.

The two of you walk down the street, heading back to the school. "Hey, for your first time out, it wasn't that bad. The café is pretty quiet around 6." Once you get back to your room, you plop down on your bed, grabbing your stuffed animal. Shinso sets down his drink on your night stand. "Wanna watch you favorite movie," he asks with a gentle smile. You nod and grab the remote for the tv. He sits next to you on your bed and holds you tight. You rest your head on his shoulder.

After watching your favorite movie, you scroll through netflix for something to watch. One movie catches your eye that you haven't seen. It's called 'After'. "Can we watch this," you ask quietly. "Of course, it's not like there's anything else to watch." You click on it and watch it.

Throughout the movie, tension grows in the room. Shinso is oddly quiet. You feel your heart beginning to race, and your face flushes when it gets to the sex scene. Out of nowhere you ask, "Hey Shinso, have you been with a girl?" He looks at you confused. "What do you mean?" "Like . . . have you ever dated a girl?"

"No, heh, I mean I'd like to but I never really got a chance." "Is there a girl you like?" "Yeah. But I don't think she likes me that way." Something clicks in your head. Is he talking about you? You look at him and grab his chin. His face turns pink. "I think she does." He grabs your hand and pulls you forward so your arms are on either side of him. "I like you y/n. A lot. I know this isn't the best time to tell you but I've always liked you." You're face heats up. "I have to. I think deep down I've always been attracted to you."

Shinso kisses you, and you kiss back, sinking into the kiss. Deep down, you feel a light awaken in you. He grabs your legs and pulls you on top of his lap. The kiss becomes more heated and passionate. Shinso pulls away and kisses down your neck, slightly nipping at your skin, which makes you jump. "Shinso," you gasp. "Mmm?" "I . . . I want to go further." Your face is bright red.

"Are you sure?" You nod, "Yes." He pulls you back into his lips and pushes you onto the bed. You feel his fingers hook into your shorts and panties sliding them off. The cold reaches your now wet lower parts. Shinso pulls away and lifts his shirt over his head, reavaling his chiseled abs. Your fingers trace around his abdomen.

He smirks and gets down on his stomach, face aligned with your core. "Are you ok with this?" You nod, spreading your legs further for him. He runs his hot wet tongue along your slit. You gasp, grabbing his hair. The sensation is exhilarating. He continues to lap at your folds, licking up your essence. Shinso then inserts 2 fingers catching you off guard. "Shinso!"

He smirks as he begins to move them at a slow pace. "Shit, Shinso," you moan. A knot in your stomach beings to form. His fingers pick up speed. You pull at his hair, lost in pleasure, trying to ground yourself. The knot in your stomach relases when Shinso finds your sweet spot and throws you over the edge. "Fuck fuck fuck Shinso," you practically yell. Your orgasm is a high that you have never experienced, but it's something to remember.

Shinso lifts his head, wiping your juices from his mouth and licking them up. You're still coming down from your high as Shinso takes off his belt and lowering his pants. His rock-hard member sicks straight up, twitching. Your eyes go wide seeing how big he is. 8 inches jesus. "Do you think you're ready?" You nod wrapping your arms around his neck.

He slowly inserts the tip, which immediately starts to hurt. He continues to slowly push himself in, but since you just came, he kinda bottoms out right away, kocking the breath out of you. "Sorry," he says trying not to cum right away. "You're ok, just give me a second to ajust." "Of course." Shinso kisses your neck gently, trying to help distract you. "Ok, you can move." "Ok."

He slowly moves his hips, gliding his cock inside your tight pussy. "Shit, you feel so good," he groans, tightening his grip on your hips. Shinso picks up his pace and the pleasure kicks in when he hits your sweet spot again. Your moans fill the room also with the sound of slapping skin.

The tightness in your stomach comes back tightening quicker by the second. Your nails dig into Shinso back, leaving nail marks. "Shinso fuck, more, im so close" you mange to make out between breaths. "Don't have to tell me twice." He manages to go faster, throwing you over the edge once again in a harsh orgasm. Your eyes roll back from the overwhelming pleasure. "Shit, I'm cumming, baby." Shinso bites your neck and cums inside you, filling you to the brim. "Fuck," he groans panting.

The two of you are left out of breath, holding each other. Shinso pulls out, and the mix of your juices drips onto the sheets. He fixes his pants and lays down next to you. "So what does this make us," you ask. "Whatever you want it to be." You roll on your side. "I wanna be with you. Together." "So does this make us a couple?" You nod smiling for the first time in 6 months. Shinso kisses you gently and smiles. "I love that smile. I've missed it."

The two of you sit on silence for a little bit. "Hey, I think I saw there was a second movie to After, wanna watch it," you ask. "Do I have a choice," Shinso jokes. "Nope, hehehe."

[ihatebnha]

i urgently need to own the ugliest kitty with bakugou or shinsou so all my ills will be gone i just want to hold a ugly little kitty in my hands

no kitties are ugly get this SLANDER off my page. even if a kitty is ugly theyre not ugly simply bc they are a kitty and that cancels it out. same with dogs btw. impossible for those lil dudes to be ugly, thank u berry much.

that being said, though. ABSOLUTELY. ab-so-lute-ly. literally my two favorite animal guys, right there. my BOYS. \

feeling like shinso is the cat dad who says no to pets until you bring home a stray and he's immediately dropping big bucks for them at pet store. two weeks into having the thing he's hand feeding it treats and getting mad when you don't treat it like your real child. the cat is glued to his side 24/SEVEN.

bakugo... also says no to pets, but can't help but look HELLA smug when ur cat takes a liking to him and then literally... never leaves his side. he's like, "mm yeah idk animals are fine" with his big ass hands rubbing all over your pets. you offer to take them away and he's glaring at you for even thinking about disturbing their rest.

lets just say, i love them, i tell you. I LOVE THEM .

[chika-dark]

This is BNHA oc hoshi hi

I do have bio for her, I'll mention it here. Sorry for not being active. I was busy and got better with anxiety for now.

once I saw stars once, I wonders if I could be hero Just like my parents were, Legends ever die "

Name: Hoshi Hi

Hero Name: Fireflare

Nicknames: Sparks ( Shinso )

Romaji: Hoshi kon'nichiwa

Kanji: こんにちは

Age- 15 age, Manga age - 16

Birthday: March 21st

Zodiac: Aries

Gender: Female

Blood Type: AB+

Status: Alive

Birth Place: Nana

Family:

Crimson Hi

Hero Name: Solar Flare

Shun Hi

Hero Name: Mr. Strength

When Comes to her Parents, they were Most Supportive towards their only Daughter there is.

They want to see her grow and Learn what it means to be a hero, even though Crimson is a Celebrity that makes her fans to be fans of Hoshi. However her Mother had to help her to get school to get through the crowds.

Her Father always been busy at the city of capture any Villains on sight even being so Over all Protective on his daughter hoshi.

Occupation: U.A High School Student

Quirk Title : Fire Manipulations

Fire manipulation may refer to: Fire performance, a group of performance arts or skills that involve the manipulation of fire. Pyrokinesis, the purported psychic ability allowing a person to create and control fire with the mind.

Fight Style : Kung Fu/ karate

Moves:

Fire Twister

Fire Fists

Fire Twin Bursts

Overall Abilities :

Agnikinesis/Agnimancy

Blaze Control/Manipulation

Combustion Control/Manipulation

Fire/Flame Arts

Fire Control

Fire Element Control

Fire Spread

Flame Control/Manipulation

Ignikinesis/Ignimancy

Phlegokinesis/Phlegomancy

Pyrokinesis

fire Hair

Fire Generation

Fire Mimicry

Inflammation

Other Abilities:

She has Super Strength As way of Advantages even with other Super Abilities

Limitations/Weakness:

When comes to fire, Water and Ice will be the weakness epsically when Fire is out of control.

Personality Traits: Hoshi has an outgoing and vivacious personality that epitomizes the joy-seeking. She wears her emotions on her sleeve, loves to have fun, and often expresses herself in flamboyant ways. even though she does her confident to care about others, also she'll give hug and try get anyone smile. she doesn't step on peoples personal spaces, she gives the Amount of respect. she is honest with others how herself feels.

Hobbies: Play Sports/ Fight Practice/ Cooking/ Try Different things

Likes: Firends/ Pretty Places/ Animals/ Learning/ Being a Hero/ have fun with her fellow friends or heroes.

Dislike: Trouble/ Issues/ Freud Fights/ Bullying/ Villains

Friends-

Deku

Bakugo

shoto

Denki

Bakugo

Momo

ochako

Eijiro

Aizawa

All Might

interest- Shinsou

Shipping Name-hoshshin

Back Story:

-Childhood-

Hoshi was Born in Nana, was most Joyful Child that Her mother always plays with her when She was fan of All Might. Her Father is also Hero that she is fan of him too, she gives him Hugs likes tons of it.

When she start going school, She became popular in same school with shinso.

they both were completely friends however she was more close to him than others that don't really like his traits much. Shinso didn't care much of what she would do anyway.

in U.A High School, ever since she pass exams of getting in the school, She was in Same class as him and still both Hang around together and she tells him certain things of her moms events and he didn't say anything as usual, she doesn't mind it anyway.

she does support him because how much he did support her due to being bullied in the past.

even so when Bakugo does calls her names however Shinso wasn't having it and pulls her away from him. he called bakugo a jackass.

However Hoshi has always Been Sweetest person to her friends also towards shinso as well, She'll help all of her friends and stop any evil coming towards a win.

[wr173r-8l0ck]

What if My Hero Academia Characters were in Fairy Tail pt. 1: The Students

So yeah, there will be more parts to this one, hope y’all enjoy this series!

The premise of this What If [insert show] Characters were in [insert other show] is to basically explore what each character might be in a different show with different worldbuilding/whatever. Case and point, what if MHA students were Mages in the world of Fairy Tail. In this one, I’m covering the students of 1A and 1B, and also Shinso, primarily what their primary magic would be, and basic comedic traits and quirks of their characters. Enjoy!

Yuga Aoyama: Light Magic: He can fire out high-power bolts of light from any part of his body. For some reason, he likes to use his naval though. Whatever suits him, we have enough stuff to complain about. Mainly his French stereotypes.

Mina Ashido: Acid Magic: she can utilize spells to produce a highly corrosive fluid, which she can manipulate freely. She has such fine control she can select what she can corrode away. Yeah, clothes never last long with her around.

Tsuyu Asui: Animal Takeover: Amphibian: she can turn into a frog-person. Or a toad-person. Or a toadpool-person. Look, it gets confusing, okay, all we know is she can make her tongue super-long, her legs super-strong, and she’s fucking adorable.

Tenya Iida: Thrust Magic: he can propel himself waaay faster that anyone should, in any direction, even up. In straight lines and proper angles only too, for some reason, seriously, his turning radius is so sharp you can literally cut yourself on the afterwind.

Ochako Uraraka: Anti-Gravity Magic: she can reduce the gravitational pull on anyone and anything she touches. And apply it to anyone or anything else. She likes making orbits around people.

Mashirao Ojiro: Animal Takeover: Kangaroo: All he gets is a tail. And kicks powerful enough to break down a reinforced door in a single kick. And abs strong enough to resist a kick powerful enough to break down a reinforced door in a single kick. He’s a pretty chill dude though.

Denki Kaminari: Electricity Magic: Haha, finger-tazer go zip-zip. And channeling/producing lightning and various electromagnetic wavelengths. Including gamma radiation. And also heat. We suspect he might also be a Lightning something-something slayer, but we can’t be sure since his intellect seems to vary between absolute dumbass and strategic genius, seriously, what the fuck is he?!

Eijiro Kirishima: Armor Dragon Slayer: He can make himself unbreakable. Literally, he once survived a point-blank explosion with the power of a Tsar Bomba, only directed in a cylinder half the diameter of a golf ball. To the face. And he lived through that. And somehow he’s still friends with the guy that set off a point-blank explosion in a cylinder half the diameter of a golf ball into his face. Weird fella indeed.

Koji Koda: Voice Command Magic: Yeah, he can communicate with and boss around animals and even motherfucking DRAGONS. And some Dragon Slayers. Don’t try his tricks at home, kids, tigers are fucking ripped, hippos are more aggressive than crocodiles, and Katsuki is a walking grenade with anger issues.

Rikido Sato: Sugar Magic: Like… He eats sugar… To burn as calories… To gain increased strength and speed… That’s it, literally, dump a bag of sugar into his mouth and you have a less angry version of the Hulk with diabetes.

Mezo Shoji: Beast Takeover: He likes multiplying his arms. And making them into tentacles or spider legs. Also other things, but mostly tentacles or spider legs. Sometimes even other things on tentacles or spider legs. Or just tentacles or spider legs on other tentacles or spider legs. He’s a walking man-tree with branches that are various sensory organs growing from a nightmarish living moving mass with tentacles/spider legs as branches, basically. *shudders*

Kyoka Jiro: Sound Magic: Deafeningly deadly tunes! Literally, deafeningly deadly sounds, she can blast sounds so loud they’re basically constant or repetitive explosions. Either she’s immune to it or she likes it, who knows, all we know is that she’s into hardcore death metal and yet still somehow cute. Don’t say it to her face if you value your kneecaps.

Hanta Sero: Tape Magic: exactly what it sounds like. What tape does his magic cover? Yes. Is he ever high? Yes, all the time. Oh, you meant physically.

Fumikage Tokoyami: Shadow Demon Slayer and Demon Takeover: Darkness: he has a semi-sentient demon made of pure shadows and darkness growing out of his stomach! It’s pretty tame and chill normally, yes, but he has a semi-sentient demon made of pure shadows and darkness growing out of his stomach! Let him go on nighttime solo quests alone if you wanna live. Or not shit your pants bc of a prank the semi-sentient shadow demon thing pulled. Mostly the second one.

Shoto Todoroki: Fire/Ice God Slayer and Fire/Ice Make Magic: He can eat ice or fire to gain the ability to control fire and ice to such an extent it can kill demons. Well, verbally too, he once roasted an opponent so hard they just gave up without even fighting and just walked off. Also, are we sure we can’t put Daddy Issues as a form of magic?

Toru Hagakure: Refraction Magic: she can refract light around herself to make herself invisible, or focus and redirect it. She’s the guild’s gem! Literally, she’s like a polished crystal prism but with an active (and often dirty) imagination.

Katsuki Bakugou: Explosion Magic, Explosion Dragon/Demon/God Slayer, also currently studying all types of Fire Magic. He likes it when things he doesn’t like get destroyed by his hands. And when people he doesn’t like get destroyed by his hands. Or words, he can be really mean in a fight. Well, about as mean as a nuclear hedgehog with rabies and enough explosive firepower to take out a building in one shot can get.

Izuku Midoriya: He was given the All-Slayer Lacrima, and can use Strength Dragon/Demon/God, Speed Dragon/Demon/God and Wind Dragon/Demon/God Slayer magic, learning more as he goes. If he uses too much, he risks destroying his own body. Speaking of which, I gotta go get Recovery Girl for his bullshit. Again.

Minoru Mineta: Dead. Not from a quest, his harassment got him killed. How? Well, the last girl he was hitting on was named Lucy Heartfilia. Legally he’s still a missing person, since there’s no body, but the witnesses say there was a massive bonfire where he was last seen.

Momo Yaoyorozu: Memory-Make Magic: she can do various spells as long as she remembers it and has enough Ether in her body, and even combine spells. There’s a damn good reason she’s S-class, and no, it’s not her social awareness.

Yosetsu Awase: Fuse Magic: He can fuse various objects, people and spells to each other. Doesn’t matter what each is. He once fused Katsuki and Midoriya together. Almost destroyed a whole island...

Sen Kaibara: Gyration Magic: He can make himself, parts of himself or anything he touches rotate around a set axis, and he can control the direction and speed of the spin. He’s often invited to schools to demonstrate the dangers of alcohol. Or used as a replacement for the engine to a carousel.

Togaru Kamakiri: Blade Dragon Slayer: He can form various blades sharp and tough enough to cut through dragons. Except Kirishima and Tetsutetsu, since they require so much effort to even crack, anyone more powerful and battle-effective than himself (Katsuki, Shoto etc.) or anyone too cute for him to cut down (Tsuyu and Midoriya primarily)

Shihai Kuroiro: Shadow Dragon Slayer: he can manipulate shadows and melt into them, popping out in any place he wants. Him and Fumikage are good friends for obvious reasons. He’s also very good at pranks, and one of the few people to be able to say he fought Katsuki and lived.

Itsuka Kendo: Enlargement Magic: She can increase the size of herself or her body parts, she uses it mostly on her hands for devastating attacks. Well, attacks or, ahem, bedtime exercises. 

Yui Kodai: Command T: She can manipulate the size of any object she touches. Bigger and smaller. That and shape, somehow, don’t ask how she can do that, no one knows.

Kinoko Komori: Mushroom Magic: She can create, spread and accelerate the growth of various mushrooms and other fungi. She’s also really cute somehow, but also fucking terrifying in a fight.

Ibara Shiozaki: Plant Magic: She has thorny vines growing out of her hair, and can manipulate all plantlife, including her hair vines. Don’t ask how she got vines for hair, magic is weird...

Jurota Shishida: Beast Takeover: he uses his magic to turn into various beasts and monsters, primarily a bipedal bear-boar-dog creature. He’s actually very orderly and the most collected and ‘normal’ of the crowd. Which isn’t a high bar to clear, all things considered.

Nirengeki Shoda: Repeat Magic: he can copy an attack, magic or physical, and trigger it to go off a second time from where it previously hit. Many people don’t like him for that reason.

Pony Tsunotori: Animal Takeover: she likes to use Animal Takeover, specifically Antelope and Kangaroo, both of them often together. She kicks like a fucking kangaroo though.

Kosei Tsuburaba: Air-Make Magic: He can form constructs out of air, and manipulate their density and movement freely. He’s the only one that can tolerate Monoma, and even that’s a bit of a stretch to that word’s definition.

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu: Iron Dragon Slayer: Pretty self-explanatory: he can turn his body into an iron-like substance that is actually waaay tougher than regular iron, and can redirect purely-magic attacks into the ground through his body, and he can form various weapons and attacks. Very manly, a vegetarian, kind to animals, and will eat any spare iron you have.

Setsuna Tokage: Split-Up Magic: She can separate parts of herself and telekinetically and telepathically control them. She can even fly like that, or form her split body parts into mini  versions of herself. Truly annoying to fight, especially with her Requip Magic.

Manga Fukidashi: Various forms of Letter Magic: He can write down anything in any alphabet or language, and it appears like magic! B-because it is magic, like, all of this is magic, nothing is real!

Juzo Honenuki: Liquification Magic: He can disrupt the solidity of any object he touches, and thus makes it intangible or almost a highly-viscous liquid. The only other known person to be able to reliably stop Katsuki whenever he goes berserk. Which happens a lot.

Kojiro Bondo: Glue Magic: He can produce and manipulate adhesives. Any and all types of adhesives. Not tape, apparently it counts as an adhesive-covered object (Laaame!). But still cool, I guess.

Neito Monoma: Ether Copy and Ether Replicate Magic: He can copy virtually any type of ether-based magic, however he can’t replicate magic sourced from a lacrima or a build-up of Ether. He often gets KO’ed by Itsuka for being a prick.

Reiko Yanagi: Telekinesis Magic: She can control any non-living object in her vicinity, however not if it’s too heavy. Her and Ochako are a literally lethal combo, and the most surprisingly terrifying duo.

Hiryu Rin: Reptile Takeover: He can obtain the characteristics of reptiles: tail, scales, armor, jaws, claws, fangs/teeth, even tear projectiles of blood from his eyes! Yeah, he doesn’t use that last one a lot, but he can shoot out his scales like projectiles.

Hitoshi Shinso: Brainwash Magic: he can hypnotize and verbally command anyone that answers his questions, and he can even manipulate his voice to sound like anyone else. The one downside to this is insomnia, but his insomnia can be cured by caffeine, or so he claims. We’ve had to get him from strange sleeping locations on multiple occasions, including rooftops, rafters, clothing lines (yes, he can somehow balance on a tightrope in his sleep), another fucking city one time...

[toranoya]

ABOUT: SHINSO, Hitoshi [Hidden Hand]

“Every villain is a hero in his own mind.” ― Tom Hiddleston

Hitoshi Shinso is a student in U.A. High School's General Department from Class 1-C. *Please note, this muse is as a UA traitor or villain only at this time. =(previously tagged as #thinso) Birthday: July 1 Age: 15 Gender: Male Height: 177 cm (5'9¾") Hair Color: Purple Eye Color: Purple Blood Type: AB Quirk: Brainwashing Birthplace: Saitama Prefecture Occupation: Student, Spy, Villain. Affiliation: Nabu Middle School (Previously), U.A. High School, League of Villains Fighting Style: Support Combat, Mind Control, Binding Cloth Orientation: Homosexual (dom)

HEADCANON

-“Hero” name of Hidden Hand.

*Tired of trying so hard to be a hero, my version of Shinso has given up on that idea and is instead considering it a game of wits as he PRETENDS to be good while funneling information to the League. He is also not above using his Quirk to get others to help him too and wiping their memories afterwards.

-Having worked on his Quirk’s abilities, people can now talk back in a mumble to him while under the active effects of his Quirk. They can do simple tasks as well, albeit clumsily, as if half asleep.

-Shinso has left a trigger word in Ojiro and Deku’s heads since the sports festival. In this way he can control them without warning. (Provided their mun agrees) -Shinso likes cats, and will try and pet Every. Single. Cat. He carries treats around in order to persuade them closer to facilitate this. 

-Shinso likes cycling and tries to do it as much as possible to keep in shape, mindful of him wanting to increase his physical strength, following the ass kicking he got at the sports festival. -With that in mind, Shinso has also started carrying some darts to use for self defense as well in case an opponent gets past his Quirk. Tranquilizer darts and paralysis darts are common.

-Shinso is lonely for a lot of the time, so getting affection from animals gives him a sense of well-being. Now that he’s gone to the “dark side” he’s not above using his Quirk to make others like him or say nice things for that support. “Mom always said to make new friends.” -Shinso’s hair is really like that. He just wakes up with it sticking out everywhere and all he can do is try and wrangle it into a semi-controlled shape.

-Favorite holiday: Halloween. Candy and hiding in masks! -Shinso is a huge nerd. He’s read a ton of psychology books and body language books. Not because he’s an asshole, but because it’s a way of dissecting human behavior that he finds, on the surface, interesting (he’s come to the conclusion that they’re bullshit).

-Shinso has lately taken an interest in herbology, learning what combinations would be good to coat his darts with. He does not want to simply buy the darts from a hunting store so these weapons will be a surprise when he needs them to be.

-Shinso is a good people reader, too. He needs it for his Quirk. He has to know what makes them tick, and he considers most people very easy to read. He’s pretty good at starting conversations, usually by getting a rise out of people.

NSFW: -Choking, rope, tied up kink and blindfolds, definitely a fan of the slow and sensual making out, keeping his partner on the edge for as long as possible. He also definitely wants his partner to orgasm first since the control makes him feel more powerful.

APPEARANCE

Hitoshi is a young man with messy, indigo-colored hair that flares out in large tufts around his head and notably straight teeth. His eyes are dark purple with white pupils, and are thin and somewhat triangular in shape, pointing downward, with no visible eyelashes. They're usually half-closed, and he has very dark eye bags underneath them.

By the time of the Provisional Hero License Exam Arc, Hitoshi was noted by the students of Class 1-A to have bulked up quite a bit since they last saw him at the U.A. Sports Festival.

During the Joint Training Arc, Hitoshi wears a prototype hero costume consisting of the long-sleeve winter version of the U.A. PE uniform: a dark blue shirt and pants with thick white lines over his upper body and down his legs which form the letters "U" and "A", and a white marking framed by a red line on each sleeve. In addition to this, he wears a detachable mask-like device over his mouth, known as the Artificial Vocal Cords, which aids him with the activation of his Quirk, a Capturing Weapon, the same as the one worn by Shota Aizawa, around his neck, and a pair of green and white sneakers.

PERSONALITY

Hitoshi is a stoic and straightforward person with an innate ability to spark conversation with anyone, despite holding a reserved and quiet attitude most of the time. He is shown to be rather clever, knowing just the right words to say to manipulate others into replying to his words, allowing him the opportunity to activate his Quirk. He does not seem to mind doing something underhanded if it means he can claim victory in a fight.

Due to having his Brainwashing Quirk perceived as evil throughout his whole life, Hitoshi has been somewhat feared by those who are aware of his power and has been discriminated against solely because of the Quirk he was born with.

QUIRK

[Brainwashing]:

Hitoshi's Quirk allows him to put someone in a state where they are forced to obey whatever he commands. He can only activate this power when his target verbally responds to something he says, not necessarily answering a question as the dub says. Brainwashing needs to be intentionally activated and will not take effect if Hitoshi doesn't want it to.

Though he can have multiple people under his control at once, he can only activate his power on one person at a time. He is also unable to have his victims do things that require some kind of advanced brain function, like talking or writing a name from their memory.

Using a megaphone or anything that makes his voice artificial will not allow his Quirk to activate, as the said devices would transform his voice into an electronic signal.

[Artificial Vocal Cords: Persona Chords]: Using his Artificial Vocal Cords, Hitoshi can modify his vocal tone to imitate the voices of other people, deceiving his enemies so they respond and subject themselves to his Brainwashing.

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Their Hero Academia - Chapter 77: Kids Will be Kids

Presenting the next chapter of my highly self-indulgent next gen MHA fic!

Find the rest here!

It didn't take long for Kenta to find Bioshock. He was talking at the first aid station that had been set up with another Hero that Kenta didn't recognize. Bioshock had explained early that, while he couldn't turn back time so that an injury had never happened in the first place, like Doc Clock's Rewind, his Cell Activation could speed up the normal recovery process of routine injuries (Provided you didn't have type AB blood.).  An explosion in the near distance reminded Kenta that this meant The Rookies could keep working him and his classmates right up until the point of exhaustion, however much punishment they took. He swallowed as he approached them.

"Uhm, Boost Rush told me to report to you, sir."

"Hi there!" Bioshock turned away from his conversation and then gestured to the other hero. "This is Bezoar. His Quirk, Tongue Tank, is also tied to what he eats, so I wanted to use it for a demonstration."

Bezoar raised a hand in greeting. "Hey kid. How's it going?" He was tall, though not on the order of All Might or even Boost Rush, but more like the size of Kenta's father. He was more rounded at all the edges though. He had muted facial features, hardly any presence of a nose, and his hair was brown and fluffy. He was also somewhat pudgy for a Pro Hero; not to the extent that it had to be the result of his Quirk like Fat Gum, but just a normal heavyset person.

Kenta raised a hand in return, a little confused but paying attention. This guy must have been busy elsewhere so far, as he didn't remember Shinso gushing about him previously. His classmate's Hero Worship (Heh.  He’d have tell Takuma that one.) was useful for identifying Pros. "I'm... good."

"Okay, so, here's his Quirk being used a couple of days ago, after improper nutritional--" Bioshock began.

"You mean eating like a /normal/ person." Bezoar cut him off. "Nobody likes your kale and oat smoothies, Shimano."

"--after improper nutritional intake." Bioshock continued, turning his head away from his coworker indignantly. He turned a tablet he'd been holding towards Kenta, and a video played. Kenta watched as the Bezoar in the video unhinged his jaw and his tongue transformed into a tank cannon. He fired some sort of projectile that shattered a large rock to bits. "Not bad, but now, after a meal that was centered around iron and calcium content..." He turned back to Bezoar.

The heavy-set man smirked. He then dropped down to brace himself on all fours as he activated his Quirk and took aim at a nearby boulder. Bioshock covered his ears and called out "Firing range in use!" just moments before the shot was released. There was a roar of air as the projectile took off. This time, the rock didn't shatter, but the one about a hundred yards behind it DID, as the first one now had a neatly created hole in it. Bioshock looked smug as Bezoar brushed himself off and stood back up. "Thank you. You can go back to the long-range group." Bezoar gave him a brief nod and trundled off.

"...I don't mean to be rude, sir, and I get that was impressive, but I'm not sure what it has to do with me." Kenta furrowed his brow.  That was about as far from his Quirk as Suneater’s had been.  All three involved eating, but there wasn’t much more to link them.

“So,” Bioshock said, “let’s start with this?  What’s your Quirk?”

Kenta blinked slowly. “It’s officially registered as “Appetite.”  I can eat just about anything, whether or not it’s really food.”

Bioshock drew himself up, grinning. "I studied your medical file from Eri—excuse me, Doc Clock. There's more to your Quirk than just 'eating stuff'. You're able to intake /way/ more than a human normally can, with no apparent ill effect, with highly efficient processing since you’re not the size of a small house, and more than that--" He moved forward, clearly becoming excited now, and took Kenta's face in his hands, pulling his jaw open and examining him. "Your teeth are practically indestructible, and the interior of your mouth, esophagus, and connected digestive elements are similarly impervious.”

Kenta could swear he'd seen the same gleam in the Iida twins eyes when they started talking about some piece of technology.  "I see..." He managed to awkwardly respond around the fingers pulling at his mouth, before Bioshock finally calmed down somewhat, turning to gesture at the table behind him.

"What this means, is that your body is capable of incredibly fast absorption of consumed materials, as well as withstanding certain things that would be... well, let's say /volatile/. We're going to test your responses to things to elevate your adrenal levels, blood oxygen, and other measurable statistics... before we move on to the fun stuff." He grinned, and Kenta wasn't sure if he should be scared or not.

***

“I’m dead.  I’m dead.  I’m just going to lie here and be dead.”

Chihiro just sighed.  Despite the theatrics, Mika had a point.  They were all pretty much exhausted from having spent the day training.  There’d been a short break for lunch, but it was been almost non-stop training otherwise. She’d spent considerable time unleashing powerful discharges of electricity, stopping just before she reached the point where it started to affect her brain.  Well, almost.  One particularly bad discharge had left her a sputtering mess until Bioshock had applied his Quirk and accelerated her recovery.  That had been embarrassing. She’d been pushing her limits for a while now and hadn’t had any issues with blowing out her brains.  Of course, she’d also been relying more and more on the Support equipment built into her costume as well, making use of the different tools and outlets for regulating her electricity.  Her costume, along with those of a few others who made more extensive use of Support devices, was here, currently stored away until the Rookies decided it was time to train with it.

Maybe she’d been relying on it too much.  There was no shame, she knew, in using whatever it took to be her best and most effective self.  But what was she going to do if there was an emergency and she didn’t have access to that? It was something she was going to have to chew on.

Of course, Mika had to go and try and be extra during dinner…

“Hey!’  Anime Fukidashi shouted, pulling her plate out of the way.  The plate and food somehow turned animated as soon as she touched them.  Chihiro was making a concentrated effort not to think about it.  Fukidashi was just confusing at the best of times.  “If you’re going to be dead, watch the horns!”

Slowly, Mika raised her head back up off the table.  “Fine, I’m not dead.  I haven’t made a will yet anyway.  Who knows what might happen to my porn collection if I don’t make a plan for it!”

That got a booming laugh out of Yoarashi.  “Oh, babe,” he laughed.  “You really are too much!”  The giant boy somehow managed to still have entirely too much energy.  “I would be happy to take possession of your collection should anything unfortunate happen!”

Chihiro stared down at her plate.  “Can we not talk about porn while we’re eating?”  She still couldn’t believe Mika had somehow managed to have her giant boyfriend at the summer training camp.  The odds of that were so astronomical that she wouldn’t have been able to figure them out even if she’d been good at math.  

Not that she had any right to complain, of course.  Her own not-quite boyfriend was here too.  Her not-quite boyfriend who was already making her jewelry and who had all but promised that she’d want to kiss him again.

Which she didn’t. Just to be clear.  

Yet.

“Fine,” Mika whined. “Just be a downer, Chi.”  

She rolled her eyes at that. “Right.  So sorry to bring down the mood.”

“See that you are.”

“I do have to say, Mika,” Fukidashi said, “you really hit the jackpot with Yoarashi here.  Especially compared to Monoma.  It’s just like I Upgraded My Boyfriend and I Never Looked Back!”

“You do realize I’m sitting right here, don’t you?” Monoma asked irritably, from where he was sitting next to Chihiro.  She could understand his irritation at the comparison. Yoarashi had at least a foot of height on him and a considerable amount of muscle as well.  And nobody liked being considered a poorer version of someone else.  She felt inadequate enough compared to some of her friends (usually Mika) sometimes.

“That’s what makes it more fun,” Fukidashi said, rubbing her hands together.  “You’re so easy to rile up, Monoma.”

“Oh, please, do not tease Monoma!” Yoarashi boomed.  He looked over at the smaller boy.  “But I want you to know, Monoma, that as Mika’s current boyfriend, I hold you, her ex,  no ill will! I hope we can be friends!”

Monoma held his gaze for a long moment, blinking slowly.  “Friends,” he said, utterly deadpan.  “Sure.  Right.”

Yoarashi let out another laugh, completely blind to Monoma’s sarcasm.  Or possibly being deliberately obtuse.  She wasn’t one hundred percent sure. “Holy Hurricanes, thank goodness! I was afraid you would hate me!”

Monoma’s jaw clenched for a moment before he responded. “Of course not,” he said, still deadpan. Yoarashi still didn’t notice, but Fukidashi was stifling a laugh.  Even Mika was rolling her eyes.

“So, Shiro,” Mika said, likely trying to prevent a fight, “you look mostly dead yourself.”

“Oh, thanks,” he snapped.

“No,” Mika said, and here her tone shifted to something more sympathetic, “I’m serious.  You look beat to hell.  Training taking that much out of you?”

Monoma frowned.  Chihiro had to admit, Mika was right.  They were all exhausted, but he looked like he’d been through an extra kind of hell.  “My asshole cousin,” he said.  “He takes particular delight in beating the stuffing out of me.  ‘Evasion practice,’ he calls it.”

Chihiro frowned.  She gave him a slight nudge with one of her Cords. “Is that all it is?” she asked. He sounded pretty defeated again.

“Oh, no, never enough for him,” Monoma groaned.  “He had to get all psychological on me too.  Telling me I don’t have to prove anything.  As if that was going to do anything but make me try harder.  Or that I need to stop being jealous of people with greater raw power.”  

There was an awkward pause. Mika gave Fukidashi a stern look that silenced anything she might have added to the conversation.  Yoarashi seemed completely oblivious.

“It just makes it worse that he’s right,” Monoma said, causing Mika to breathe a sigh of relief. “I just wish he wasn’t so damn smug about it.”

“You know what you need, ‘Ro?” Mika asked.  And now it was Chihiro’s turn to groan.  No good ever came of Mika starting a sentence with “you know what you need.”  She had plenty of personal experience getting drawn into crazy schemes when that happened.

“Extensive psychological counseling?” Fukidashi asked.  

“A distraction,” Mika said. She pointed across the cafeteria, where Koda was sitting and talking with Aoyama and Shoji.  “We’re going to get Koda and Aoyama together.  Operation: Summer Love.”

“Now I know why you didn’t invite Tetsutetsu to sit with us,” Chihiro said.  “She’d have put a stop to this.”  She really needed to start hanging around with Izumi more. This kind of thing never happened with her.  

***

“You okay?” Isamu asked. “You’ve been staring at that table for a while now.”

Kana shook her head, her orange ponytail swaying.  “I’m not sure.  I know Mika and Fukidashi are up to something.  And they’re probably looping Monoma, Kaminari, and Yoarashi in.  This has disaster written all over it.”

“Do we need to do something about it?” Midoriya asked.  “Mineta wrangling is actually on the official list of Class Representative duties.”

Isamu was pretty sure that was a joke.  Given how Kana laughed at it and that Midoriya was smiling, it probably was.  Probably.

“Eh, we can probably let it play out,” Kana said.  “She and Monoma will mostly cancel each other out.  Mika’s ‘zany schemes’ usually backfire anyway.”  There was the slightest hint of doom in her voice, like someone who’s decided to step out of the way of a runaway train, but knew that train was still going to hit someone.    

“Yeah, I guess,” Midoriya said.

“She does occasionally give good advice,” Sora Iida, sitting next to him, said.  “She did suggest the bikini on our trip to Todoroki’s resort. You did enjoy that, did you not?”

Midoriya went several shades of red, fast enough that Isamu was concerned he might combust.  “Ah, yeah,” Midoriya said when he could speak. “That was… good.”  

“What about you, Shinso?” Isamu asked, in-between bites of food, to give Midoriya time to recover. It wasn’t anything special, served from the Rookies’ mess hall, but there was plenty of it.  Bioshock had apparently designed the menu to provide them with the maximum amount of nutrition and energy, though he was pretty sure he’d heard Vanish Veil refer to it as ‘health food junk.’  He looked over at the purple-haired boy.  “You doing all right?”

Shinso was drinking from a steaming cup of tea that Bioshock had provided him with.  Even with the protections his Quirk offered him, the kid could only scream so much before it started hurting his throat.  He nodded and flashed a thumbs’ up, being under instructions not to talk until he was back in training.  Given how much he liked to talk, it had to be killing him.

Isamu gave him a thumb’s up in return.  “So, Midoriya,” he said, “is Ground Zero always that scary?”

“What?” Midoriya asked, surprised.  He quickly shook his head.  “Oh, oh no. He’s not usually scary.  He’s just intense.  But really… this is him being pretty sedate.”  Beside him, Shinso’s head was bobbing like one of those novelty drinking birds.  

Isamu gulped.  If what they’d seen so far—shouting instructions, generally giving off scary vibes, arguing with and insulting Aizawa, Super-Ball, and the Rookies—was sedate, he wasn’t sure he wanted to see intense.  At one point, Ground Zero’s argument with Vanish Veil had gotten so intense, he’d been certain they were going to come to blows. Only Bioshock’s intervention had staved off violence.

“Relax,” Kana assured him. “I’m friends with Katsumi, remember? At least twenty percent of all that… Ground Zero-ness… is just an act.”

He shook his head. “Why am I not as reassured by that as I’d like?”

A large shadow fell over the table and Isamu turned to see the Shiketsu girl, Tatsuma.  She was, in a word, imposing, with powerful arms and legs. But the most imposing thing about her didn’t seem to be raw physical might.  Instead, she just seemed to possess an aura of power and menace that was impossible to ignore.  He gulped.

“Oh, hi,” Midoriya said. “Do you want to sit with us?”  He waved in Kana’s general direction.  “I’m Toshinori Midoriya, and this is Kana Tetsutetsu, we’re the Class Reps for Class 1-A and 1-B.  And these are my friends, Sora Iida, Isamu Haimawari and Shota Shinso.”

Shinso perked up and started to open his mouth, but then seemed to remember he wasn’t supposed to talk. He seemed to settle for giving a friendly wave.

Tatsuma looked down at them, food tray in hand.  “I know who you are,” she said, with a gaze that seemed especially fixated on Midoriya. “Some of you are practically royalty to some people.”

Midoriya swallowed hard. “It’s, ah, it’s really not like that…”

“I am not accusing you of asking for it or even enjoying it, but let’s not pretend it doesn’t exist,” she said in a neutral tone. After a moment she sat down. “My name is Chie Tatsuma, class representative of Shiketsu 1A.”

It had taken nearly most of the first term, but Isamu had gotten used to living and training with the children of some of the world’s greatest Heroes.  But it didn’t change the fact that Midoriya, Iida, and Kana were all the children of highly ranked Heroes.  All of them had a parent in the Top Ten even.  Shinso’s parents were Underground Heroes, of course, but still well known within the right circles.

“Looking forward to working with you,” Kana said, diplomatically.  

Shinso reached over and frantically patted Midoriya's arm.  When Midoriya gave him his attention, Shinso made several complicated gestures with his hands, first pointing at Tatsuma, then making some kind of gesture that ended with him flapping his hands like wings.

Somehow, Midoriya seemed to figure it out.  “Oh!” he said.  “Right, thanks, Shota.  Tatsuma… are you related to Ryukyu?”

The Dragoon Hero?  Now there was a name Isamu hadn’t heard in a long time…  He vaguely recalled she’d been a rising star for a quite a few years, before slowly falling out of favor.

For a moment, a small half-smile crossed the tall girl’s face. “Yes. She’s my mother.” She looked at the other students, all of whom were children of the generation after Ryukyu’s time. “Mother was keen to not have children until she retired.”

There were a few Pro-Heroes like that, Isamu realized.  If he remembered the Sports Festival right, Vlad King had a daughter in Class 1-C. And the Shiketsu students also included Pixie-Bob’s adopted son.

“I thought so,” Midoriya said.  “Mom was always sorry they didn’t get to work together more.”

The smile grew by a small bit. “The feeling was mutual. I remember sitting in the den watching the news as a child. Uravity had just rescued a large number of people from a boating accident. Mother looked at me and said “I knew that girl was going to be great.”

Midoriya nodded and smiled at that.  “She does a lot of great work.  We’re all proud of her.”

“Both admirable women,” Iida agreed.  “My uncle also worked with Ryukyu a few times.  He always spoke very highly of her.  The youngest woman ever to reach the Top Ten.  She likely inspired many up and coming female Heroes.”

The moment the ranking system was brought up, Chie’s eyes flashed into a gold, slit-pupiled shape. A tearing of wood could be heard. Chie's hand had dug into the table, causing the small area to splinter. When she spoke again, it was in a tone of cool anger.

“The Ranking System is a slap in the face to every Pro who takes on the role of hero. It claims to give you something to aspire to, when in fact it promotes inferiority in everyone who is not considered part of the elite. My mother spent her whole career thinking she wasn’t doing enough. Thinking she didn’t deserve the things she earned.” She took a deep breath, then let it out, traces of smoke escaping her nostrils. “You said it in innocence, so I will not hold it against you, but kindly please do not bring up that travesty of a system in my presence again.”

It had taken nearly everything Isamu had not to jump when Tatsuma had splintered the table.  He must have been getting better.  Then again, compared to Kirishima-Bakugo’s explosive rage, Tatsuma’s cool anger was much less harsh on the nerves.  But she was still definitely scary, just in her own way.

“My apologies,” Iida said.

“I can’t say I agree,” Midoriya said.  “Dad always said the rankings were mostly to give people a little bit of a show, remind them they’ve got people watching out for them.  Make things a little less scary if there was something there that regular people could get invested in.  There’s people who took it too seriously, like Endeavor, but most Heroes aren’t after the rankings.  Dad bounces back and forth from the top spot with Uncle Mirio all the time, and it’s no big deal for him.”

Isamu winced.  He liked Midoriya a lot, and he knew Deku was about as humble a person as could exist, especially considering his power and ranking, but he had to know that wasn’t how it looked from the outside...

Chie slowly rose from the table. Her eyes remained reptilian in countenance, and a slow trickle of smoke exhaled from Chie’s nostrils. A definite hint of sulfur could be smelled in the area.

“Really? Back and forth to the number two spot? My, what a fall from grace. Has he ever had to deal with the fact that no matter how many lives he’s saved, how many disasters he’s averted, and no matter how many villains he’s helped capture, that it’s just not enough for people to respect you the same as those above?”

She stared into Midoriya’s eyes, her tone still cool, but now with a definite hint of contained rage. “Has he been so convinced by the system that he is somehow unworthy of even the paltriest scraps the Hero Commission throws his way? To work his absolute hardest for the people, and then be demoted for something that was no fault of his own?” She then let out a bitter chuckle, which briefly showed hints of sharpened teeth. “A show. Yes. That’s what the system is. Something for the people on the street to speculate and make bets on who’s going to rise, and who’s going to be a “nobody who will never sniff the Top Ten.” She leaned very close to Midoriya then, the smoke much thicker. “Don’t talk to me of the good of the Ranking System unless you’ve heard your mother cry herself to sleep because it makes her feel she’s not good enough!”

It was then that words in a foreign tongue could be heard. Chie turned to the girl with the white streak in her hair. Chie said something back in the same language. The girl replied, her voice soft, consoling. Chie gritted her teeth, nodded, and walked away from the table.

Midroiya gulped again. Shinso just sat there, wide-eyed and shell-shocked.  There was an awkward silence in the air for a moment.  “I…” Midoriya began, but he couldn’t seem to find the right words.  “I think I messed that up,” he said finally. It was the closest Isamu could ever recall to seeing him look defeated.  Even back on I-Island, when things had looked pretty damn desperate…

Iida gave him a small squeeze.  “You could not have known,” she said.

Kana gave him a sympathetic look.  “I’m sure you’ll have a chance to make it up to her,” she told him.  

Isamu held up a hand. “Speaking as the closest thing to normal at this table, maybe… don’t?” he tried.  “I mean, I know you guys aren’t all arrogant or high and mighty or anything, but maybe… just don’t poke the hornet’s nest here?  Be friendly, sure, but I don’t think this is a difference of opinion or anything simple.  I don’t think you’re going to be able to fix it.”

Midoriya shook his head. He just looked so defeated, like his whole worldview had taken a punch.  “I guess…”

***

“You okay there, Kimmie?” Takuma asked.  The invisible girl had gone stiff for a moment, a bite of food halfway to her mouth. She was definitely starting at something, but he couldn’t tell what.  When she wasn’t wearing anything in her hair, it was almost impossible to tell where she was looking.  Of course, Kenta seemed to have figured out the secret.

“Yeah, something up?” Kenta asked.  

Kimiko set her chopsticks down.  “Someone, somewhere here, is trying to ship people.  I can feel it in my bones.”

“Oh,” he said.  

“Oh?!” Kimiko shouted. Her arms started to flail through the air.  “Is that all you can say?!”

“Why’s that such a big deal, Kimmie?” Kenta asked desperately.  He was scooting slightly outside of his girlfriend’s hitting range.

“Because they’re doing it without me!”  

GLUP!

“Ah, Ojiro?” Rika Bondo asked.  “Mind taking your fist out of my head?”   Takuma had to bite his lip to keep from laughing.  Kimiko’s fist was buried in the slime-girl’s skull up to her wrist, having pierced it during her flailing.

“What?  Oh, ew! Ew!  Ew!” Kimiko quickly withdrew her hand, enough slime sticking to her fingers to coat them like body paint.  “Oh, ewwww!  It’s sticking to me!  Eeeewww!” She shook her hand wildly, trying to dislodge the slime.

“Ojiro!” Tensei said, his own arms flailing through the air, albeit much more mechanically than Kimiko’s. “Please be careful, lest the slime contaminate our food!”

“Hey!” Bondo said. “That slime is me!  I’m perfectly sanitary!”

“Ha ha ha!” Kitiara Kaniyashiki let out a laugh. “Oh, we definitely gotta start hanging around with you guys more.  You’re a lot more fun than Haimawari.  Dunno what Tetsutetsu sees in the guy.  He’s a real nervous wreck compared to you all!”

“Hey,” Kenta protested, “Haimawari’s a good guy.  

“Yeah,” Kaniyashiki said, “I’m sure he is.  And that’s what makes him boring. He’s so ‘aw shucks’ it’s ridiculous.”

“Speaking of shipping,” Bondo said, now that Kimiko had stopped flailing everywhere, “any new shipping gossip, Ojiro?”

Kimiko seemed to light up at that.  Takuma could hear the smile in her voice.  “Oh, you like my show?!”

“Fukidashi got us turned into it,” Bondo told her.  

“Hey, what about our parts?” Takuma asked.  “Me and Kenta have shows too you know!”

“Eh,” Kaniyashiki said, waving a hand in the air.  “I like the part where you slam into a wall when you’re swinging around.  Bet Doc Clock hates patching you up after that.”

Takuma winced at that, countless memories of Doc Clock yelling at him and occasionally hitting him on the head with her reflex hammer flashing through his head.  Most of the time, U.A.’s doctor was a sweet woman, but when her temper got up, it was very easy to see that she was Aizawa’s daughter. Words like “you idiot” and “what were you thinking?” and “if it was up to me, I’d expel you!” came readily to her lips.  And she really didn’t seem to understand that fame was worth any amount of bruises and broken bones.  

“She… might have had some choice words about it,” he admitted.

Kenta practically choked on his food.  His friend had an unusual spread in front of him, both regular foods and a bowl full of miscellaneous small objects like nuts, bolts, and screws.  “Is that what you’re calling it?”

Tensei likewise winced. “I have advised against such reckless behavior many times.  Every time you injure yourself, my heart nearly skips a beat!”  He considered this.  “Or rather, it would if I possessed an underlying heart condition. As it is, it simply creates an accelerated heartrate and additional levels of stress, which when paired together, are not healthy.”

“Aw, babe,” Takuma said, batting his eyelashes at his boyfriend, “you really do care.”  He focused his attention back at Kenta, pointing menacingly.  “And you… no comments from the peanut gallery!”

“I thought I was a co-star?”

“Stop bringing logic into this!”

***

Koharu took a long sip of her smoothie. It was sweet, the way she liked it.  Having an all liquid diet was limiting sometimes, so she was always grateful for options that were filling and tasted good.

“You were right,” she said. “I can’t recall ever being this tired before, even after the Sports Festival.”  And she’d gotten the stuffing nearly knocked out of her several times there.  But the Rookies and their teachers had definitely been pushing them hard, her included.  On the one hand, she was happy to be treated no differently than the more experienced Hero students.  On the other hand, talk about being thrown in the deep end…  She brushed her antenna out of her face, as they were starting to droop.

Tokoyami nodded, looking very tired as well.  Her familiar, Frog-Shadow, had retreated inside her when she’d sat down, saying that she was “going to her room for a nap”.  Tokyami hadn’t even rolled her eyes in annoyance at that, which just showed how tired she was.  She was carefully angling food into the side of her beak, mechanically and lifelessly. It looked a bit odd, but Koharu didn’t have a leg to stand on when it came to commenting on how other people had to eat.  “Even hearing my parents speak of it, I hadn’t expected it to be this grueling…”

“Mmm-hmm,” Todoroki agreed, slurping noodles into her mouth.  She’d taken several large and colorful pills when they’d sat down to eat.  Koharu didn’t know what they were, but Todoroki had taken them with such little fanfare or effort that it had to be a pretty regular thing.  She wasn’t going to be so rude as to ask about them though. It definitely wasn’t her business to pry into, though Todoroki did look especially tired, compared to everyone else.

Todoroki swallowed. “My apologies.  I should not try and talk with my mouth full.  But I hope you are not finding the training too difficult, Kocho?”

She shook her head.  “No, I can keep up, it’s just… intense. And you guys do this kind of training every day?” She wasn’t about to admit that she’d never worked this hard in her life, especially not in front of the kids of Pro-Heroes.  She didn’t need them thinking she couldn’t cut it.  She didn’t need herself thinking she couldn’t cut it.

“Not quite,” Tokoyami said. “Some of our Heroics classes are purely theoretical, dealing with law and history.  But the physical training is still very demanding and often mentally exhausting as well, depending on how complex it is.”

Well, that made sense. Not everything could be punching the bad guys in the face.  And there were plenty of stories in the news of Heroes who failed to follow policies and procedures and were censured, suspended, or even stripped of their licenses on fair occasions. It usually made mention of what Hero School they had graduated from and it had rarely, if ever, been U.A. or Shiketsu. Better to study hard now than end up on the news.

“So basically,” Koharu said, putting on a small grin, “I’ll be feeling this exhausted pretty much for the next two plus years.  Is that what you’re saying?”

“You did join us of your own volition,” Todoroki said.  “You knew the job was dangerous when you took it.”

That got a laugh out of Koharu, and a chirping one out of Tokoyami.  “Yeah, okay,” she conceded.  “Good point.”

“Hello? Pardon me, I don’t mean to interrupt.” The voice seemed to come from out of nowhere as there had been no sounds of footsteps preceding it. There stood the multi-eyed girl from Shiketsu, her six eyes blinking in a bit of a shy way, but with a beaming smile. “My name is Akira Shida. I thought it proper to introduce myself.”

Koharu nearly let out a small yelp, but she clamped her mouth shut hard.  No matter how much she told herself the other girl was no threat, there was still some animal instinct that prompted the moth to fear the spider. Though even without the spider-thing, the ninja-sneaky thing was pretty startling all on its own.  Even still, she would also admit, the other girl was otherwise kind of cute.

“Not at all,” Tokoyami said, giving the spider-girl a polite nod.  “It is a pleasure to meet you.  I’m Asuka Tokoyami.”

Todoroki gave a small wave. “Likewise.  I am Izumi Todoroki.”

“And I’m Koharu Kocho,” Koharu added.  “Nice to meet you.”

“Please,” Tokoyami went on, gesturing to the bench beside her, “sit.  Join us.”

“Thank you kindly.” Suddenly the “spikes” on her back extended into eight spider-like limbs which carried her over in just a few seconds. They made no sound as the legs scurried across the ground, easily lifting Shida’s body up and placing her down at the lunch table.  It reminded Kocho a bit of seeing Shoji extend and walk on his extra-four arms.  Once she was seated, the legs quickly retracted into her back, once more looking like a set of eight spikes. “I wanted to apologize for Tatsuma’s behavior earlier. She’s very.. intense, but she has her reasons.”

“Oh, we wouldn’t know anything about having intense classmates like that,” Todoroki said, the corners of her mouth tugging upward in a mischievous smile.  

“She is correct,” Tokoyami went on.  “I’m reasonably confident Kirishima-Bakugo will behave herself, especially with her father here, but it isn’t impossible she’ll react violently if provoked enough.”

“She sure seemed like she didn’t like us,” Koharu said.  She took a last drink of her smoothie, slurping up the remains.  “Sorry.  Noisier than I thought it was going to be.”  

“Quite alright,” Shida assured them with a friendly smile. She frowned a bit at Tokoyami’s statement. “You may wish to advise her not to act on that impulse. Tatsuma is very strong.”

There was a small shift in Todoroki.  Koharu knew that she and Kirishima-Bakugo were friends, but just based on what she’d seen of the two of them, it seemed even deeper than that.  Todoroki seemed to be the only person who could make Kirishima-Bakugo back down from anything.

“As much as I am able to occasionally steer Katsumi,” Todoroki said, “she will ultimately make her own decisions.  Especially where her pride is concerned.”  She frowned in concern though.  “But she is also too stubborn to know when to give up.  How strong is ‘very strong’?”    

Shida seemed reluctant for a moment. “I have a loyalty to my school, and to my classmates, so I can’t give you specifics. However, I don’t want any incidents that could impact the importance of this trip. It’s not broadcast like UA’s, but you’re aware Shiketsu has a Sports Festival as well?”

Todoroki nodded. “Yes.  I have even attended a few of them, at Shinji’s father’s invitation. Very intense completion, if less focused on spectacle than ours.”

“Tatsuma won this year’s, but she did not just win. She dominated the tournament in a way no one has in decades. This tournament included myself, Kaz, Seung, and Shinji. Shinji’s stronger than his dad was at his age. He made it to the finals as well. He unleashed winds that damaged the very stadium, but Tatsuma still beat him with little trouble.” Akira’s eyes seemed like they were looking somewhere else for a moment. “She’s not someone you want to be across the ring from.”

And Kirishima-Bakugo hadn’t even made it out of the first round of the tournament, Koharu remembered, defeated by Todoroki’s elemental power, though it had been a very close thing. But Kirishima-Bakugo’s real power was in her ferocity, not her physical strength.  Regardless, Koharu was grateful that she hadn’t had to fight either of them.  Against fire, ice, and explosions, moth-powers probably wouldn’t have added up to much.  

Yet, she told herself.  Wasn’t much good yet.  Once she got more training, maybe she could keep up.

“Shinji is incredibly powerful,” Todoroki replied.  “Anyone who could take him down easily is formidable indeed.”

Tokaymi let out a frustrated sigh. She pinched the bridge of her beak with her fingertips. “Of course, that’s who she’d pick a fight with.”

“Maybe it won’t happen?” Koharu tried.  She didn’t believe her own words, but it never hurt to be hopeful.

Todoroki frowned again. “I will tell her to use all caution. That is all I can promise.”

“Thank you. I will speak to Seung, if Tatsuma will listen to anyone it’s her. Granted Seung has her own reasons to dislike the status quo,” Shida said off-handedly. She was clearly someone who liked to talk, but probably didn’t always realize how much she was saying. Seung must have been the foreign Shiketsu student, Koharu realized.

“She was definitely giving us the evil eye when we got off the bus,” Koharu said.  Like she’d been judging them actually, and assigning them a failing grade.  “What was that us in particular or…?”

“That’s a very long story.” Shida thought for a moment. “It’s not you specifically, but she has little love for the Pro Hero system. At least Japan’s version of it.”

And yet she was enrolled in a Hero school?  Maybe she was trying to change the system from within?  The system wasn’t flawless, but it sure seemed like it was better than it was a couple of decades ago.  “Ah, I won’t pry then,” she said.

“Are there any of your other classmates we should be concerned about?” Tokoyami asked. “Mineta’s boyfriend seems exuberant but harmless enough.”

“Oh Shinji’s a sweetheart,” Shida agreed. “Kazuchika’s a huge flirt. The only problem you’d have with him is him possibly hitting on you, but he gets the message if you’re not interested. That doesn’t mean he’d stop being flirtatious, just that he’s not actively trying to sweep you off your feet anymore. He means no harm, it’s just who he is.”

“Good,” Tokyami replied, seemingly satisfied with that.  “Beyond Kirishima-Bakugo, I doubt you have anything to worry about from our class. Some of them can be a bit annoying or egotistical, but none of them would mean you any real harm.”   She seemed to consider something.  “Well, there is Mineta.  She can be rather flirtatious as well.”

“There is Monoma,” Todoroki said.  “That’s the blond boy, from 1-B.  He may try to start something.”

Koharu frowned.  “He seemed nice enough at the Sports Festival. He took losing to me pretty gracefully.” He’d even brought her snacks between matches.  Though she knew interclass rivalries could get pretty intense. It did remind her she hadn’t spoken to him since then.  She really should.

“Katsumi certainly does not like him,” Todoroki said.  “Though the whole of it is a bit more complex.  But he does believe in trying to make his class successful and proving their superiority.  He may try to start an additional rivalry.”

Ah.  A little too much class pride then.  That’d do it.  

“You may wish to try and keep him away from Tatsuma and Seung,” Shida advised. “I don’t “think” Tatsuma would care about it enough to do something, but Seung has a short fuse for, and I’m quoting here: “Stupid hero penis-jousting.” I probably horribly mangled that. I’m trying to learn Korean better, but it’s slow going.” She says this with a nervous chuckle.

“A bit blunt,” Todoroki said, trying and failing to hide a smile, “but quite accurate really.”

“I’ll speak to Tetsutetsu,” Tokyami said.  She didn’t have the facial structure for a smile, but it sounded like she was trying not to laugh or groan in frustration and had somehow managed to split the difference.  “She usually has a handle on him.”

“And I’ll talk to Chihiro,” Todoroki added.  “Perhaps she can influence him now.”

There was the strong suggestion in their tones that neither of them had much confidence in that endeavor. But Koharu really didn’t have the context to make any real guesses as to how it might turn out.  It certainly sounded like there were a lot of potential tinder boxes waiting to go off.  Hopefully, it wouldn’t come to that...

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BNHA AU Ideas : University Professors (in Love)

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TL;DR:

Due to a long-standing feud between various Law and Science professors, the students from those respective degrees don’t get along very well. What better way to foster some good (or at least non-violent) relations between departments than to start a new science-in-law degree? 

Too bad the Law and Science professors - Yamada Hizashi and Aizawa Shouta, respectively - working on the course together hate each other's guts. 

(Well, until they fall in love.)

Oh and Izuku and Hitoshi are sleep deprived first years running on noodles and Redbull, but what else is new?

this is at a big ass, top tier university

all might is like, the david attenbourgh of this universe but he got injured on set and moved to teaching, he's not that relevant i just wanted to include him because hes a good man

so, aizawa is under all might in the science faculty hierarchy, but not by much considering how young he is. aizawas the animal physiology teacher and does shit tones of research with zoos and shelters for husbandry studies

now, the two big draws of this campus are like the wet sciences and their law section, but the whole campus is pretty swish: like if gatton and st. lucia were connected with land but still as weird as the other.

Now none of you know anything about my uni, so imagine not quite an Ivy League school, but still one of the fancier collages in your state, with a redneck agricultural campus slapped on. But the rednecks are liberals.

Now imagine they are run by the same people

so one of the law lectures retires and they get a new one! its mic! and now aizawa is already pissed. hes dealt with mic before riding his ass in ethics committees and honestly just making life harder for him than it had to be

and the university tells him to reduce the hostility between the two sides of the campus, they are going to be holding some law classes in the animal side and vice versa and aizawa is piiisssssedddd

and then they fucking, start a new animal science/law degree about animal ethics law and aizawa is flipping his fucking lid because all might is already the vet science-vet tech degree co-ordinator and since aizawa is so new, hes the highest-ranking person to not be a degree coordinator

so of course, hes the new degree coordinator

but oh no, nezu isnt done

hes coordinating with mic, and they are the two primary lecturers for the two first, second and third-year compulsory subjects so aizawa is having a mini breakdown rant at allmight in the staff room when mic bursts in to say hello

allmight shoves aizawa in the cupboard and nervously chats to mic as aizawa tries not to make a noise from where he was quickly shoved into a cupboard of skeletons. hes internally saying sorry to the skeleton of that one tutor who donated himself to the uni. mic leaves, allmight helps him out and aizawa is just caught between pissed and flustered tbh

so the science people band together to allow aizawa to drown his sorrows in the nice food on the other side of the campus

and they have fucking, disguised aizawa

hes in one of nemuri's wigs, a pair of sunglasses from snipe and one of the nice lab techs named inko gave him a big puffy coat

and so this pack of science nerds is penguin huddle sprinting to the one ramen shop they all love, trying to hide aizawa from nezu, hizashi, and other random law students/lecturers hes pissed off

so allmight swears he sees hizashi but its nbd he only waves

so they get there, and all give aizawa sympathetic looks and buy him his lunch even though he insists he has money. inko the lab tech is there too bc i love her and she is aggressively mothering aizawa

when they are done they run back to the science side because no one has the courage needed to stop a hoard of sprinting scientists. also: nemuri is the chem lecturer and you should know that

its like the middle of the school year when this starts, so aizawa and hizashi have to scrap together this degree real fucking quickly

even though the both of them have Opinions about the other, they refuse to let their students suffer bc of how poorly planned this was so they knuckle the fuck down and bust out 1.5 years worth of content before the end of the year. they dont do much in person, mostly just emailing

aizawa is softer on mic bc they guy isn't horrific over email. unknown to him mic has developed a full-on crush on this guy

hes like, crying to joke "hes just,,, he wants to do good for his students you know? he isnt just a lecturer for the research money,,, he c a r e s,,,"

the whole god damn science faculty is mothered by the head lab animal tech, inko and they see her fretting about one day, and its turns out this whole fucking time shes had a son and didn't want to say anything bc she didn't wanna impose

(yagi has a big ol crush on her but nbd)

and so shes surrounded by all these nerds asking ab izuku and how old he is, and what he likes to do and they've never seen her happier rambling about her son. She tells them she let slip ab the new degree a little early, and izuku wants to be in it so badly and everyone is real soft

hes graduating next year, so thats even more motivation for aizawa to buck up and make this degree work bc he knows one of the kids now, and from what inkos told him, the boys a good kid

the entire faculty has already adopted izuku

one thing she hasn't mentioned ab izuku is that hes got chronic fatigue syndrome

aka izuku is constantly exhausted, his immune system is a bit shit, and hes in chronic pain that isnt affected by painkillers, other symptoms can just like, pop up, its pretty not understood

anyway, thats the reason izuku wants to get into animal law, not vet practise, bc hes not sure he'll always be able to physically pick up the animals and he doesnt wanna do them like that

anyway, its near the end of the year and its time to set the OP threshold. I have 0 idea how you guys get into uni, but an OP is basically: your grades are ranked, then your subjects are ranked, then your school is ranked by a fancy test. Your OP is the score from 1-25 you get with all that jazz. 1-5 is like: you can do almost anything. 1 is like doctors, vets, law. 1-15 is pretty respectable, under than you might need to do a little fuckery to get into a course.

mic is pushing for like, 10, bc its a new degree

but aizawa isn't having that. op 2 or he wont sign off on it and mic doesnt understand why and aizawa just turns towards him

"im not having animals suffer lower standards than humans. standard law is an op 1. vet science is an op 1. im already making a concession here."

mic swoons a little tbh, they eventually agree on op 5

anyway, izuku has an op 2 so its nbd for him, inko is so proud of her boy! aizawa has a little "thank fuck" moment bc he really did want this kid to get in bc he sounded like a good kid. also, mic's nephew shinso is in the first class! aizawa is actively trying not to remember the kids name so he isn’t a dick to him for 0 reason

there is like a grand total of 80 people in this degree which honestly isnt that bad

super high rate of externals tho, so there are only 50 students on campus

20 students in the campus dorms

izuku is one of them, he was gonna get in anyway but they put him in and gave him a nice first floor room bc making the poor guy walk up and down stairs for no reason is just mean

hes in self-catered bc while hes not super picky, hes allergic to some stuff, and some other stuff makes him sick, so no dining hall

shinso is his nextdoor neighbour. hes in self-catered bc he put his form in late and thats the only spot they had left! he cant cook so save his actual life.

so, mirio is the ra and hes a big soft 4th-year vet, he works out to give the dogs hugs

amajiki is his neighbour he has a cat - i mean - very loud fish (aka: no pets other than fish allowed)

when mirio likes people, he just,,, puts a cat in their face, and insists its a fish until they get it

that cats name is guppy i don’t make the rules

ok so, izuku and shinso meet and bond a bit in freshers’ week (think hazing, but gentle, with loads of games and forced bonding), but shinso is intimidated bc izuku is smiley and social and has loads of friends

and that does a 180 when he gets back to his room after a late-night walk, seeing izuku crying in the kitchen as he waits for the kettle to boil because a hot water bottle is the only thing that might stop his arms from aching

and shinso like, hides bc he gets not wanting people to know what's wrong but from then one he is SUPER protective of izuku

anyway, end of the week izuku confesses that he has chronic pain so he might be a bit grumpy sometimes and shinsou has to be like "oh its nbd" when one day he almost smacked their other neighbour with a piece of frozen steak bc he was making too much noise in the morning when izuku got to sleep really late

on the weekend they play videogames and make popcorn as the other kids go home, and they get visited by inko and Hizashi

inko is mothering izuku and has two very fat rats in her arms that she dumps on him and he lights up

see: izuku isnt allowed pets. but no one said anything about inko

so she got the two softest, dumbest, babiest rats shes ever seen and they live on her desk now. and shinso is like "SONs" and they have rats in their jumpers while all 3 of them play mariokart

hizashi stops by to help shinso cook bc he admitted hes only been eating frozen shit. izuku is gently telling him off bc he could have helped! but shinso is like "no i needed to maintain my cool vibes" so hizashi gently grabs izuku, sets up the two chairs like fluffy thrones and they order shinso around the kitchen like hes a servant

shinso is loosing his actual mind laughing and so is izuku. they force him to make katsu curry and eat it in the kitchen on their thrones while shinso sits on a shitty box fridge. there are more chairs left, hes being extra

so, first day of classes, they have principals of law first, izuku drags his pained ass out of bed and he and shinso make their way to class, both freezing fucking cold holding mugs of hot drink

they sit down

the lecturer is mic

izuku is losing his shit and shinso is like "oh yeah didnt i tell you?" and izuku is trying not to cackle/punch him. he waves sheepishly at mic who waves back with great enthusiasm

mics first class is just

KAHOOT

it’s not even law-related, it’s just random bs animal facts

shinsos name is c a t s and hizashi is losing his mind bc izuku set his name as d o g s r b e t t e r

the lectures r live-streamed so the external students can join in real-time and monomas on the other end like s n a k e

hizashi is losing his actual m i n d, everyone just has variations of their favourite animal

also pwease during this lecture mic is just chatting w the students ab whats going to happen, sees izukus mug of tea and says

"ok and just so everyone knows, please feel free to eat and drink in my lectures, just dont let anyone know i said that

"sir this is being recorded"

"shhhhh"

pls bakugous that one asshole that whips out a full course meal and starts distributing it amongst his squad. bakugo is just a plain law student, but there are some plain law students taking this course as an elective

mic honestly looks bakugo in the eyes, and orders pizza for everyone but him. hes standing in font of the mic so its fucking recorded too. izuku is cackling

ok so, they have an hour break and go to the cafe, inko crashes and smuggles them outside, and gives them the rats

inko and izuku aren't super well off financially bc they are saving for a service dog and its EXPENSIVE, even tho inko makes ok money, husband divorced her bc izuku was sick, izuku has issues, was bullied in school, has had cfs for ages

so inko has these rats bc she "liberated" them from the end of a cosmetics trial she heped nemuri run and nerumi stood infront of the secruity camera and closed her eyes

anyway, next lecture is aizawa's

shinso has vaguely heard ab the guy from hizashi and desperately wants to sit in the back row. izuku has heard ab the guy vaguely from inko and desperately wants to sit in the front row. izuku wins bc they walked in through the lower door and shinso doesnt wanna make the guy walk up all those steps

aizawa walks in, nicely says hello to shinso, izuku and the over kid in the front row, tells the people in the back row that if they think he cant see or hear them from there they have another thing coming, and immediately starts talking ab how many people working in animal-related fields and in law are depressed

izuku raises his hand, while shinso is aggressively trying to pull it down

"yes, kid?"

"what if you're already depressed, professor?"

aizawa pauses, turns off the mic and loses his shit quietly behind his desk, shinso is red and trying to hide, izuku looks proud of himself. aizawa gets himself together, coughs, and turns the mic back on

"seems we had a bit of a technical difficulty, continuing on"

and the whole room loses their shit, and aizawa is grinning like an idiot but his voice is the same pissed monotone as usual

just have to Be There for aizawas lectures like everyone who doesn’t show up is like :///// idk why y’all like him so much he’s kinda boring and izukus like No you have to Be There

in Person

everyone thinks the guy is a boring old man who keeps breaking his computers. in reality, hes like 26, really tired, and keeps losing his shit so hard he turns off the mic so No One Can Know

one time he walked in in hot pink leggings and when he asked "any questions?" ochako (a vet tech student in the class) ask "sir where did you buy those because they look amazing" "the internet, ochako. any other questions."

and bc you cant hear the students all the externals are trying to work out what the question was. it becomes a meme

last day of lectures they all show up in matching leggings. aizawas soft but he Refuses to show them. they fucking found the site he bought them from, all of them have pink leggings in increasingly vibrant shades

shinso's are like, lilac

izukus are eyebleeding, highlighter pink

anyway! mic likes to share the tea from behind the scenes

and so they learn ab the "really sweet department head with a crush on a lab tech" and izuku loses his shit. puts his hand up, and mic says "yeah?"

izuku clambers out of his seat, asks mic to turn the recording off, takes the mic and stares down the class

"that lab tech in my mum and shes smitten for this guy. totally smitten."

'ooOH SHIT REALLY?"

izuku just grins and nods

"ok class, extra credit. can we go through this uni's stance on dating co-workers. anyone who gives me a quick, sighted explanation of whether or not we can hook these two up gets 5% of their final mark, no questions asked"

fuckin, izuku is so on board with this, and tells hizashi he'll leave the assignments on inkos table at home if he wants, the whole class gets so fucking into it

anyway, after all that jazz izuku spots yagi and inko out for coffee together and reports it as a win, the class cheers

as an aside: hizashi is very open ab the fact hes one of 2 degree coordinators but he hasnt mentioned the second

its also very obvious he has a crush on the second, and that hes a little older than them (hizashi is 32, shouta is 26) now, literally no one thinks aizawa is the other

bc hes 26, and wears fucking pink leggings to lectures. hes like, hes baby. hes so small, so young, takes his cat to class in a backpack

its literally only the externals who think he could be bc they think hes like 50. aizawa has the curse of just having great fucking bone structure, hes really god damn hot. half of their love letters pages is people thirsting over him and hes so mad ab it. he doesnt brush his hair and wears dumb clothes but apparently, that makes him relatable or some shit

anyway, hizashi is off-topic talking ab the lab tech that mothers the other course coordinator and shinso sees izuku perk up

they guy has been looking out of it all morning bc hes having a bad day, but wanted to go to lectures. anyway, after the lecture hes scrambles over to hizashi and asks

"oh my god is the other coordinator professor aizawa”

"damn, what gave it away"

"mum mothers him because he never eats and he apparently looks like hes barely 20, which is false, but thats mum for you"

once they get out of lectures izuku is like

"shinso. shinso"

and shinso looks lost

"you know what this means, shinso""

"no. no i dont"

"MATCH MAKING TIME"

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1. Kirishima (accurate) 2. Miruko (just... women) 3. Stain (yes.) 4. Bakugo (hell yeah my bby) 5. Sero (FUCK YEAH SERO) 6. Iida (what can i say, iidas just... mwah!) 7. Ojiro (i fell in love with him at the sports festival) 8. Todoroki (self-explanatory) 9. Tamaki (i just think hes neat) 10. Fat Gum (FAT GUM APPRECIATION OKAY FUCK YOU) 11. Shinso (i just like him) 12. Eri (too cute not to like) 13. Mirio (shouldve gotten one for all but we dont talk ab it) 14. Momo (yes.) 15. Tokoyami (hes literally my spirit animal) 16. Jirou (yes, fuck you) 17. Kaminari (i lobe him) 18. Shoji (HES SO FUCKING COOL AND DOESNT GET ENOUGH LOVE) 19. Eraser Head (yup) 20. Twice (twice deserved better) 21. Mina (alien queen) 22. Kendou (bro, i watched so much haikyuu i thought her name was tendou) 23. Kurogiri (just...) 24. Aoyama (HES SPARKLY) 25. Spinner (i like him) 26. Mr. Compress (i would watch him do magic tricks) 27. Sato (eh) 28. Tetsutetsu (GRRR ROCK METAL MAN) 29. Monoma (hes... okay) 30. Tsuyu (i just like her) 31. Shigaraki (why do people simp for him) 32. Toga (a minor, should not be shipped with anyone in the league) 33. Uraraka (somehow gets me so mad) 34. Camie (no<3) 35. Gentle (not enough screentime) 36. Dabi (WHY DO PEOPLE SIMP FOR THIS MAN) 37. Hawks (fuck hawks.) 38. Deku (idk man hes just infuriating to me) 39. La Brava (child lookin ass) 40. Hagakure (annoying and most likely the ua traitor <3) 41. Koda (not enough screentime) 42. Hatsume (idk) 43. Nejire (didnt see her enough to know) 44. Gran Torino (idk didnt he like? bleh? in the manga?) 45. Inasa (HES SO LOUD I HATE HIM) 46. All Might (HEAR ME OUT SJCBJSDN-) 47. All For One (self explanatory) 48. Overhaul (lets not forget hes a child abuser :D) 49. Endeavor (flaming pile of shit, what did you think?) 50. Mineta (again. self-explanatory.)

[kodzukoi]

OH YEAH YOU'RE RIGHT! I once made a story based on the hunger games, nerve and kiznaver, IT WAS SO GOOD, but my dad did things on my computer and all my work went to the trash, I've never been more depressed istg SJDJSJ let's not recall tragedies

OMG YES, BAKUGO KINNIES ARE SO FERAL I LOVE THEM SO MUCH BUT I'M ALSO SCARED OF THEM SJDJSJSJ my best friend is a bakugo kinnie and the fat that she kins characters with aggressive personalities but her boyfriend is one soft bean I- I don't really know how that works JSJDJSJ bakugo fans are closeted softies ig

AH YES, I mean it's fine bcs there are some things that may appear impossible to write, for example, I have a hard time writing for aot and the whole odm gear and stuff, although I LOVE to read when content creators know how to portray even the most difficult scenarios with such unique animes.

AND ALSO, your shinso writing is doing amazing indeed! told you, you were going to do amazing!!!!!

and aaaa, actually rn I haven't applied to any collab yet, I did a horrible job last year bcs I had two unfinished works for collabs but ended up dropping them out of lack of inspiration, aaaaaa life is hard but don't worry! I'm trying to make friends here so I have a better reason to stay active 💕

sjdjs I think you have found me too , or have you? no you haven't, or you have? you sure? maybe not :0 but maybe yes

- koi anon !!

here, i signed it off for u :3 um, trying to answer these now bc i feel horrible ab leaving u hanging BUT :00000 U MADE ONE BASED OFF THE HUNGER GAMES???? i don't recognize the other 2 but ur brain>>>>>>>> BUT BRUH UR WORK GETTING TRASHED<<<<<

i'm ngl i have a lot of respect for some bakugo kinnies, i don't want to say all bc i obv haven't met all but yeah! they're pretty cool (the ones i know) and i think bakugo himself is also cool so :3 (but the bit ab bakugo kins being closeted softies is the greatest thing ever bc i'm convinced that this is 100% true HAHAHAHAHAHA)

my moots posting aot content>>>>>> me trying to write aot content<<<<<<

I FEEL U T-T

and also also IKKKK WHY IS IT DOING SO WELL WHAT- i'm learning things alksfjaoweirjaslkjfweroj might write something else for a mha character soon? who knows lol, and ur so kind what the heck :,)))

KSLDJFWEOIRJWEOIRJSDLFJ NO I HAD TO PHYSICALLY FORCE MYSELF TO FINISH MINE LAST YEAR BC IT WAS SO BAD (the only motivation i had was that it was for a moot's collab and i wanted them to have things to put on their mlist aljsfwoiejraskjdf)

if u are the person who asked for "should've known you never settle" w bokuto, then yes i have found u >:3 if not, then no i have not found u alksdjfaowierjasldj (BUT IF U ARE, I WAS LOOKING THROUGH UR WORKS RIGHT AND I SAW SOME STUFF IN THE WARNINGS THAT LOOKED 18+ AND I'M NOT 18+ YET SO I WILL READ IT ONCE I FEEL LIKE I'M ACTUALLY ALLOWED TO READ STUFF LIKE THAT YK?? yeah)

thank you, and if ur the same person who sent that really sweet ask that i won't post bc i wanna keep it forever, then yes :3 thank u so much for that btw