#ship: savannah & caleb

[changingplumbob]

📩 Simblr question of the day: Choose a sim of your own that you consider your/a fave, then choose one sim from three (or more!) different simblrs, now imagine what those sims would be like in a room together? Who's walking out first? Who's staying the longest? Who would get along? Who wouldn't get along at all? Elaborate as much or as little as you'd like :) (p.s please feel free to share this to others, anon or not, and feel free to use the hashtag " SQOTD "! I love seeing everyone's answers and reading them makes my day ~ 💛 ) (p.p.s I saw you ask for the best friend ask, be on the lookout for that sometime soon :))

Oh my gosh I have so many ideas I'll have to put them under a cut!

Brunch Date

First up we're going BIG! I'm talking time to ship up every single member of the York family to go and meet the Alegria family by @matchalovertrait! Wouldn't be too massive of a trip though since we're mostly all in Tartosa.

I suspect Devin and Dulce would get along. I think Aaron would probably be a bit too pompous for Erick to maintain a conversation with. I'm guessing Noemi would probably not mind talking to Calista since they're both family and career women. Angel would probably be the one helping Joey make sure Alfred and Rilian are having fun.

Supernatural Hang out

Sending my werewolf Samir, his boyfriend Reece, and the Knightstone's to try and make friends...

They would be meeting up with Caleb and Morgan by @marcishaun, as well as Lou and Lux by @ethicaltreatmentofcowplants.

As well as Priscilla, Tony and Moumou by @eljeebee and the Bohan family by @aliengirl.

First up Moumou (who's a cat if you didn't know) would be surrounded by all the younger sims. The youngest would probably just all be sitting there making imitation cat noises. I like to think Silas would be interested to meet Carina and Orion and have a million questions about how they manage to look both human and alien at the same time.

Blue would tell Adam how he carried a pregnancy and Adam would storm off in horror for several reasons. First off Adam doesn't want more kids. Plus he's hot headed. Then of course Adam hates UFO aliens getting humans pregnant and would probably feel like the tale hits to close to home, even though Rhea and Blue made their kids with love. Suzanna however would be fascinated to learn about the process.

Priscilla would likely try to cheer up Caleb about being a vampire while Tony would probably try to impart some wisdom about being a human in love with an immortal to Morgan.

Let's be real Samir would probably sit there brooding the entire time but Reece would undoubtedly be chatting at a million miles an hour with Lou and Lex to try and learn all he could about real werewolves.

EDIT: I forgot my main point which is I think most of them would enjoy talking about plants and gardening and nature.

Animal Get Together

Cluckton would be hanging out in a park with Matilda from @sharona-sims...

Le Chat by @akitasimblr, Nougat by @kissalopa and Daisy by @lauralovelysims

They would get up to mysterious animal things

Universes Collide

Amiyah and her siblings by @deardiaryts4 are invited to the Chopra Homestead!

I would invite the other Rahul but I think things could get awkward if Amiyah's parents show up considering her Cassandra is best friends with the woman who married and then divorced Rahul...

I think Amiyah would spend the time trying to teach Savannah and Mercedes how to dance and would probably give them several make overs. Cassandra would find it fascinating to meet these alternate universe Rahul offspring where as Rahul would probably be a bit creeped out.

Casual Drinks!

Sending Joey to meet the infamous Ben Ben by @slightly-ludic for a night on the town! You know Ben needs a drink after that Jungle Adventure!

Of course we're also inviting Astrid by @simmerbeans and Stan and Milena by @stargazer-sims.

A lot of the talk would revolve around travel and what different countries are like. I think Astrid would love talking to Ben and Stan, Joey would do his best to comment on the conversation but secretly be eyeing up whatever single ladies are in the bar. Of course Joey and Ben would say some dopey stuff earning them eyerolls from the other three. I think the younger ones would benefit from time with Stan and Milena though, get some life lessons.

[thatfragilecapricorn30]

tag 9 people you’d like to get to know better -- thank you @nanncydrew for the tag!

3 ships: msr is a given but since this i've done this a few times, i'm gonna start pulling out the ships that may trigger people 😈: blair/dan from gossip girl and spencer/caleb from pretty little liars

first ever ship: nancy drew & ned from the books is definitely an early one

last song: bury it - chvrches

last movie: don't worry darling. my sister made me watch it and i literally had no idea what it was about bc the drama from the summer completely overshadowed the actual film. i actually liked it even though there were a decent amount of plot holes

currently reading: the kingdoms of savannah by george dawes green

currently watching: s2 of better call saul & s3 of search party. it's hard for me to watch one show at a time

currently consuming: just had a turkey burger and sweet potato fries for dinner, does that count? lol

currently craving: something sweet 🍭

tagging: @randomfoggytiger, @thebeautifulfantastic, @suitablyaggrieved, @thescullyphile, @enigmaticxbee

[sethkate]

savannah A to Z pls

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

well in the beginning, since she and caleb were usually putting their clothes on and hurriedly being like ‘ok thanks bye!!!’ which savannah hated, i think now that they are Grown and in a relationship, she takes more advantage of the time they can spend together?? the only exception to this is, if time prevents them from doing aka if they spend 1 more second in bed they’re gonna be suuuper late to work. otherwise she’s all about cuddling, maybe just talking and catching up on each other’s lives since they have really opposite schedules and what not?? probably with a shower thrown in and definitely donuts in bed.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

savannah likes her legs because caleb loves them tbh. her favorite body part on him is probably his dimples. also like…..every bit of him that is tattooed which i know is a lot but IDC.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

sav isn’t grossed out by it as much as some girls can be??? she doesn’t throw a fit you know, if it’s in her hair or on her clothes or anything. and when it comes to swallowing her feelings can be summed up by this gif:

and on that note the rest is gonna be under the cut lmao

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

there was One time when sav had to be treated for an sti and it still haunts her to this day. like she was pressured into not using a condom (and i say that loosely bc she was prob pretty drunk so didn’t need much convincing tbh) and then unfortunately a week or so following the incident she found out what a true piece of shit the guy was. and then slashed all of his tires and broke his car windows in true savannah fashion :)

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

she’s more experienced than she would care to admit. for a long time, sex was just sex to her, so she used it to fill different voids. she didn’t really treat her body like it was something that needed to be earned and gave it out a lot more willingly than she ever would now. so honestly she’s a bit embarrassed by the number, but it’s a good thing it will never get any bigger because she’s only going to be with caleb now forever yay!

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

if they are having sex just to fuck around and get off (x) (x) cause they’re probably on the couch or in the car or something but y’know if they’re actually like makin love or whatever def something more like (x) so it’s more personal and they can ‘bond’ and what not lol.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

in life in general i think she’s way less serious than caleb, so she’s probably a bit more playful and goofy when they’re in the moment together. there are probably times when things are a bit more dire like their many, MANY instances of break-up, apology, or angry sex which wouldn’t call for that kind of humor, but for the most part she keeps it pretty light and probably tries to bring it out of caleb too.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

savannah keeps up with shaving pretty regularly. most of the time she’s hair-free, but when life is nuts she might occasionally have a little stubble here and there.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

for not having like A+ role models to demonstrate how to be soft and tender and intimate with someone, sav is pretty good at it. she loves caleb so she’s very into making sure that his needs are met?? which is crazy bc savannah would usually be selfish af and only care about herself. but she’s really attentive at making sure caleb gets the attention that he wants and that he walks away satisfied.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

both she and caleb are good at getting themselves off. once skype sex had to come into the picture because of the long distance thing and it was the only thing they could do, savannah became comfortable with touching herself and also adjusted to having someone else watch her do it. where before it may have been more of a private thing, once caleb moved to boston, all bets were off so sav got pretty into it. 

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

exhibitionism and agoraphilia are probably the biggest two coming to mind, mostly because of the riskiness that each of them involves. sav will eternally be an adrenaline junkie so anything that gives her a thrill like that will be something she’s into.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

hotels probably!! ever since their first anniversary thing, there’s just something sav loves about spending a weekend in a place with a view, a massive bed, someone to clean the sheets daily, big showers/bath tubs and room service. it just has lots of luxuries that they don’t regularly have when they are at home, so whenever they make a reservation somewhere savannah goes big or goes home.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

honestly a few shots of tequila and a beer or two and she is Ready To Go. but it’s because she’s already suuuper attracted to caleb. like his almost quiet cockiness, lil bit of hard exterior/bad boy look, the tattoos. he really just has to look at her and smile and she’ll melt the big damn sap. but she is 100% about ass grabbing too. that’ll also do the trick.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

other than like..the real gross bodily fluid nonsense sav probably wouldn’t ever consider a threesome. like maybe she had a stupid meaningless one before and i’m sure she can caleb joked about it in the past (him obvs wanting to have two girls and sav saying she would prefer two guys) but i don’t think it’s something she would ever do with caleb. the thought of him with another girl drives her nuts, let alone seeing it up close and personal and having to go along with it?? no way jose!!

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

usually giving because in her experience a lot of guys don’t know wtf they are doing lmao. so she’d rather just get off a different way or by herself bc nothing is worse than lying there and either waiting for them to figure it out or having the mood killed bc you’re trying to explain to them in detail wtf they are doing wrong. sav’s extra giving when it comes to caleb though and she’s never really been shy about her talent with it either. so lucky him!!

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

depends on how much time she has. she’s proficient when she needs to get the job done quickly and knows what works and what doesn’t in a time crunch. but if there’s time to draw things out (although it’s usually hard for her to move at a slow pace in her life in general) sav has the capability of mellowing out a bit during sex. 

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

i feel like with their lives, probably a good 70% is probably quickies simply because they just can’t ever get the timing, the place, the circumstances, etc. right. so it’s kinda just something that they are used to. but it’s always so nice when they actually can take their time with things and thoroughly enjoy each other. i imagine they probably make time to have sex 4-5 days out of the week, but more if they can manage it. 

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

savannah’s entire life is a risk??? so she’d be pretty down for anything. 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

for a smoker and someone who is 100% against working out, her stamina is pretty good. she can probably go 2-3 times in a day and she usually lasts about as long as caleb does. they’re pretty in sync with one another!

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

sav probably had to invest in some when they were doing the long distance thing. like before caleb if she wanted sex she could just go out and get it, but when her bf lived hundreds of miles away she had to get a little bit more creative. so she’s probably got a collection of a few things after trying different ones trying to find something that did the most comparable job to caleb haha. probably made darren go with her into the store too and i am literally Dying at the visual.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

i feel like savannah teased caleb a loooot more in the beginning?? because there was that whole cat/mouse chase element to their relationship. but now that she has him, she doesn’t need to lay it on super thick the way that she used to. but she’ll still do it in small ways if she needs to get his attention or something.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

savannah usually doesnt restrict herself in volume when they have sex, which is just one of the trillllion reasons her neighbors hate her lmao. i mean she has a loud mouth outside of the bedroom sooo if that’s any indication. usually it’s just a lot of moaning, panting and probably swearing too knowing her. 

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

i’d say savannah doesn’t remember probably more than half of her sexual experiences. i feel like since she didn’t take them very seriously, most of them were liquor/drug fueled some probably even borderline consensual since there’s no way she could have had any idea what was going on. 

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

(x)

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

it’s always kinda been on the higher side and then i think once she got with caleb and saw how good sex could be, especially when it was with someone you care about, it went up tremendously to the point where she can be pretty insatiable at times.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

it depends.... because usually sav and caleb are running on -138 hours of sleep so if that’s the case, they can fall asleep pretty quickly afterward. if they have more time to kill and more chinese food to finish they’ll probably just take a break and sleep it off later. 

[alphapockets]

Discord: New Message Infodump

Yes this is not getting put in the widofjord tag because I don’t like filling up others’ searches with something that is not “directly” linked. *jazz hands* anxiety. BUT here is all I could think of and a sprinkling of things I have seen asked about or mentioned in the comments! May this and the last chapter hold you over <3

Q: Why a text fic?

A: Honestly? I have only ever seen one from VM (there may be others, but I don’t read many fics out of my niche sections?) that was between Grog/Vax (I don’t ship it but when it’s a bar shift #3 in a row that’s 14 hours long, you need entertainment). I had read also Call Me, Beep Me from the VLD fandom as well as Misuse of Stark Technology and thought that it was a strong platform for conversation and storytelling that shows multiple perspectives at once without the constant POV whiplash that can happen otherwise. And with the strong and chaotic personalities of TM9 and the diverse ways the NPCs interacted fit in, I hoped it wouldn’t be that hard to pull off.

I’ll be honest, I was not sure if it would work out or catch on as it is not the most popular form of storytelling. As many people said in the comments of chapters 1-5, people generally don’t enjoy texting fics and skip past them. I am glad I took the risk and that everyone has with me.

 Q: Is it true you have not watched past Ep. 40?

A: Yes. Campaign 2 came out just before I started school, and I decided school deserved my full attention. I was also not as attached at large with the cast as an ensemble as I was with VM. This combined with having anxiety and needing something to be finished before I can enjoy made it difficult to get back into C2. I was lucky that I started Campaign 1 a few weeks before that ended. I will probably watch it when everything is over, but I mostly follow through spoilers and Arsequeef’s gifs.

 Q: What are some of your influences for this?

A: I have seen a lot of people loving the realism of the conversations. I don’t watch TV or movies, but I watch streamers mostly, especially group streamers. Because of this, I tend to hear nothing but natural conversations. I also have been in group chats since the old AIM days and was a bartender for 6 years, so I have pulled from interactions that I have experienced around me. Often when something perfect happens in a chat with my friends I screen shot it for use later (the look spam and how do you uwu are both examples).

 Q: Why that area?

A: I like to use locations I know well if there is a lot of real-world interactions. I am from Massachusetts and I had used Savannah, Ga., for Here’s To Us, where I lived for 4 years.

 Q: Will the chat be renamed to The Mighty Nein or something similar?

A: No. The chat existed before Caleb as that and was set up originally by Fjord and Beau with Molly, Bryce, Darrow, and Yasha. It’s been the Game Hoes for too long in their life to change. There will be some side chats that appear and disappear.

  Q: Didn’t Veth work with Caleb?

A: Originally that was the plan, but halfway through the first chapter, I decided to space everyone out better and missed her name in one paragraph at the beginning of the chapter. I wanted them to know each other but avoid the trope of “direct connection” with strangers to lovers and text fics.

  Q: How tall is Fjord (and the rest of them by proxy)

A: I changed the heights because Caleb is canon “Average height” which in DnD is different than the US. So, he was given a few extra inches to put him at 5’10”. Fjord was scaled up because we love height differences to 6’3” because of that. By order of height:

Veth- 4’11, Kiri- 5’, Keg and Yeza- 5’3, Jester and Rissa- 5’4, Astrid- 5’5, Bryce, Beau, and Wulf- 5’9, Beau, Caleb, Molly, and Ava- 5’10, Yasha- 5’11, Darrow and Essek- 6’, Fjord and Gunther- 6’3, Cad and Enzo- 6’5.

I’m probably forgetting some people.

  Q: Why did Enzo’s arc allegedly end that way?

A: I’m not sure I’m done with him just yet, but the reason it had to be let go like that is simple: legality. Real world consequences to acts would have kind of thrown a wrench in how this all unfolds. And Molly was the character who I felt could bounce back the best from getting a solid ass kicking.

  Q: Why was Astrid faster at accepting than Wulf, and why is he so possessive?

A: Wulf was Caleb’s first real friend and that meant he was the redhead’s world. Astrid came second and she realized how quickly jealousy can sour something. Wulf’s jealousy fed into the break-up. So, despite the awkwardness, she wanted to show Caleb that she meant it when she said they could still be friends.

Wulf was Caleb’s first friend, and he has that sense of seniority in his mind and has a hard time accepting he is not being replaced when new people come around. And as a more dominant person, it was hard for him to have the normally docile friend speak out against him. He is still immature and needed to grow, but has a hard time seeing that is okay right now.

  Q: Where does everyone attend?

A: Amherst College- Astrid, Caleb, Essek, Wulf. Boston College- Cad. Emerson- Beau, Gunther, Enzo, Fjord, Keg, Molly, Rissa, and Yasha. Princeton- Bryce. Hofstra- Jester and Kiri. UConn- Yeza (Graduated). UMass/Boston University/Tufts- NPCs not brought in yet.

**Caleb has stated Jester lives in the City early on because Jester has all her locations on social set to NYC

 Q: Any reason why you picked those schools?

A: I’m a BC fan (and Providence College), my childhood friend went to Emerson, and I was accepted to Hoftstra before I joined the military instead. Amherst was a perfect “nearby” city that was another college town/I am maybe looking at Amherst for a PhD. Program.

 Q: Where is Darrow stationed when not crashing Bryce’s life or deployed? What does he do?

A: Camp Lejeune, North Carolina. He was attached to the 26th MEU (Marine Expeditionary Unit) that goes through the Mediterranean. He currently is on hospital duty as a temporary “relaxation period” for people who are deployed often. As he is a paladin, I thought it’d be a nice touch to have him as an FMF Corpsman.

  Q: Where is everyone from? The holidays showed people all over and it’s mentioned some people were not born in the US or where they were located.

A: This is where that spreadsheet I made comes in handy. Most of the people either grew up in or intend to stay in Massachusetts for a long while. As there are some of the major schools in that area, obviously people would be out of state.

Boston TM9 Party

The Clay Family is in Jamaica Plains, which is just outside of Boston proper. They are from there, minus Toya who is adopted as well and from Maine.

Molly was the godson of Cad’s mother, who is from England and his father had been stationed in England for some time, so when he was essentially orphaned and given up by the indirect family, she put through the paperwork to take him in. Fjord and Yasha stayed with them.

Fjord is originally from Texas, outside of El Paso. After he joined the Navy, he never intended to move home as he hated it there. He fell in love with New England when he was sent TAD (Temporary Assignment of Duty) to the naval base in Newport. He stayed and continued his education at Emerson.

Yasha is from Jamaica Plains as well and went to school with Molly and Ornna, who is the same age as them. Her dad is from South Carolina and her mother is from Okinawa. They moved up north for her dad’s work.

Beau is from Kentucky and her family is unreasonably wealthy. She decided to go to school someplace as un-Kentucky as she could fathom and was stuck between Berkley and Emerson but chose the former because the weather meant her mother would never visit.

The Amherst Crew (Astrid and Wulf) are all from the area except for:

Caleb, was born in Poland to a Polish/German family. They moved and when his family died in a fire (he was at a sleepover at the time) his grandparents took him in. Wulf was still there with his large family and

Essek had returned home to California for the break.

Astrid and her family spent 10 days in Key West for the holidays, which is why she missed the New York trip. Wulf stayed locally for winter break.

The Conn/NY/NJ Groups are pretty straightforward.

The Brenattos stayed in New Haven, where they moved when Luc was born from Amherst. They had moved so Veth could start fresh.

Jester was surprised by a visit from her mother on Christmas Day and spent it with her. It was the first time her mom came from the Ukraine, as Jester’s dad is the one who she moved with. She lives on Long Island not far from her school.

Kiri is from upstate New York and was home for the Holidays.

Bryce drove down to Louisiana. They and Darrow are from Marietta, but they were at their grandmother’s place in Lafourche Parish. Darrow returned to Jacksonville NC.

Others Keg and Gunther were in Rhode Island but separately, where they are both from, Rissa is from Maine and went home, and Enzo was in jail (he is from Lynn, Ma).

  Q: How old is everyone?

A: 5- Luc. 19- Kiri, 20- Jester, Rissa, Keg, and Enzo, 21- Beau, Molly, Yasha, Essek, and Astrid, 22- Caleb, Cali, Reani, and Wulf. 24- Cad, 25- Fjord and Bryce. 27- Veth and Darrow. 28- Yeza.

  Q: If Fjord has the GI Bill why does he live on campus or have a job?

A: For those who don’t know how the GI Bill works, the government pays for education and sends some money based on housing in the zip code of the school. Boston is insanely expensive and student living is easier. Essentially, he wanted the “college experience” and it was cheaper. He needs the job more because he knows better than to let himself get idle. If he does, he won’t focus on school. Like Travis, my Fjord has ADHD.

  Q: How did Veth and Caleb meet?

A: In a Juvenile’s in-patient program for at-risk teenagers and those suffering from mental health issues. Caleb’s depression and anxiety following the death of his parents and the constant bullying for numerous things and previous attempts or ideations had him labeled “at risk” for self-harm. He was in for 3 weeks. Veth was in for her kleptomania and possible signs of disruptive BPD or other developing personality disorders but aged out of the youth section when she turned 18. As most diagnoses cannot be done for those until adulthood, she was being watched for early onset signs.

  Q: How did Jester/Veth get into the group?

A: Jester met Beau, Yasha and Molly at NYCC two years’ prior in line for a panel. They met again at Anime Boston after exchanging Twitter handles a few months later. Jester had worked NYCC a year ago and helped Veth to a quiet room for Luc, who was fussing, then stayed with her as she was on break soon. She invited Veth to play a few games of Don’t Starve Together with her and Yasha before she was brought into the main group.

  Q: This is a really diverse cast. What is everyone and why?

A: Some were obvious choices such as Caleb being from Germany, Jester being from Eastern Europe (Ukrainian), and Molly as Irish (and English).

Others I did to flush out to make a group in a major city make more sense. Wulf and Astrid both have French/ Germanic backgrounds because in canon, they were raised in a similar way. Astrid is Jewish along with Caleb to hint at why it may have been easier for them to date if her family was stricter than his.

Fjord and Yasha faced some racial issues early on in the show (Yasha from where she was from and Fjord for being a half orc), so I wanted them to be people of color. Yasha is half Japanese because of her name and because US troops often marry someone from Japan when they are single and stationed there. Her father is Jamaican in decent. Fjord’s dad he figures is Black but they’ve never met, as his mother’s side are Mexican. I chose that because I wanted to keep the Texan because a lot of people in the service are from Texas. Also, as previously stated, I had too many naturalized or foreign students already and needed to not stress over how they would be around for the breaks.

Cad is English, Norwegian, and Swedish because Cad is a god, who why not make him a Norse god? Veth is half Cambodian partially because there is a decent population size in Massachusetts. Beau is the not white-passing cousin of her family which will come in later because rich families have secrets, yo. Her family has some Cajun/Creole in her like Darrow but it shouldn’t be there according to her family lineage. 

Essek is Persian, Rissa is Puerto Rican, Bryce and Keg are “Confused American Mixes” of everything. Cali I have not decided yet, but will probably have some English in her, Reani I have decided on Moroccan. Kiri is Korean. 

Enzo is an asshole (he’s also mix of random European heritage.) I feel like I missed someone.

  Q: Is Widofjord the only pairing we will see?

A: There are some others forming, including BeauYasha, which was one of the possibilities when I started. Molly/Essek/Astrid were a shock and some others I won’t spoil just yet are starting to bud as hopefuls.

  Q: Do you have an end game in sight?

A: Honestly, as this whole fic has taken on a life of its own, not entirely. It was originally mapped out to be 12 chapters long and have much of this condensed down with all the side characters removed, no Enzo or hockey games, and the extra fluff cut out. As I wrote it, I found I enjoyed that almost more than the Widofjord specifics. So, this has really evolved away from a Widofjord ONLY fic, I am aware. Endgame wise, when I feel the story is told, I will wind it down, but there are more elements evolving with every chapter and I want these characters to get the moments they’re aiming toward. I also don’t want it to drag on too long, so I know that this will eventually come to an end.

 Q: Did anything change relationship wise while writing?

A: 100%. Beau and Jester were originally who I expected to pan out, but my Jes couldn’t seem to devote to that because she had developed more attraction to Molly and Fjord than I expected. Beau and Yasha just clicked better. Molly was the next option for Jester, but then I decided to make Essek and Astrid actual friends with the TM9 and we see how that went.

 Q: Is Jester going to find something happier? It kind of sucked seeing her so down and withdrawn these last few chapters. And where is Nott’s role now?

A: I am trying with Jessy. I am. Here’s to hoping she behaves? As for Nott, she is shining as the mom friend, but her coming into the fray more means bad things are happening. And yes, that is on the way.

 Q: You keep hinting at something in both Caleb and Fjord’s pasts. Are we ever going to see that?

A: Yes. I am trying to space out the angst as much as possible. This was never meant to be a hurt/comfort type story, but people have mental health issues and those because pivotal to the story more than I intended. Maybe the curse of having complete access to everyone’s conversations? But they will be coming out.

[iamknicole]

Coach

HAHN

"This is ridiculous. He has no idea what he's doing." Caleb remarked standing in the bleachers.

Lainey couldn't get back to Savannah in enough time to take Treasure to softball practice so Caleb and her brothers volunteered.

"Why does he have Goldie playing second? She's got a good arm, she needs to be pitching," Zion added frowning.

Caleb threw his hands up.

"That's what I'm saying!"

Eddie laughed a little, "We clearly know a helluva lot more than he does. Why don't we politely take his spot?"

"Aaaand by politely you mean jack his position," Cameron laughed.

Caleb frowned watching the girls on Treasure's team play around instead of practicing. The coach was talking but only a few of the girls were listening. Caleb nudged Benny.

"Yeah, Pop?"

"Go tell his ass to come here and while I talk to him you get the girls to run the bases."

"Yes sir," Benny smirked getting up and off the bleachers.

"Aye, Eddie, Zion, y'all go with him. Help."

Watching his sons walk off,Caleb mumbled to himself about the lack of control. Cameron looked from the field to his father and smiled.

"I'll go get your bag from the truck," Cameron laughed.

Caleb cracked a small smile, "How'd you know?"

"Cause you did the same thing every time me, Zion and Benny played sports. Now we get to do it with you."

Cameron jogged to his father's truck as soon as he seen the coach approaching them. Caleb got off the bleachers and met the man halfway, shook his hand respectfully.

"Your boys said you wanted to see me."

"Yes, sir. Um do you have a baby on the team?"

The coach shook his head, "No, can't say that I do. My boy plays baseball though, I'm coaching his team as well."

Caleb laughed, "Well now you're only coaching your son's team. You can take off."

The coach looked extremely confused.

"What does that mean?"

"Means that your services are no longer needed. I'm their coach now. Gotta make sure my grandbaby and her team have one helluva season."

Caleb sent the man off with a pat on the shoulder and headed through the dugout out onto the field. The girls were finishing their third lap when he whistled loudly catching their attention.

"One more lap then come meet me at first base."

By the end of practice, Caleb and his boys had gotten the girls started on the right track. They ran the bases, learned about the different positions and were able to play a short scrimmage with Treasure and her friend from gymnastics, Tiara, taking turns being pitcher. The parents of the girls were very happy Caleb and the boys had taken over.

Treasure ran through the house when they got home with her glove in hand and cleats on her feet in search of her Nana and aunties. She found them in the large kitchen, going to her Nana first for a hug.

"Nana! Guess what?"

Hanna scrunched her face up laughing, "Girl, you are ripe. But what?"

"I got three homeruns amnnnnnd I struck three girls out at practice today!"

Hanna high fived her granddaughter. "Alright now, baby! You go head!"

Treasure moved to Marcie and Melissa, hugging them as well. Both women hugged her and fanned their noses. Caleb and the guys walked into the kitchen, Cameron grabbed Treasure's glove from her going quickly to put it in the living room.

"Guess what else?"

"What else, little stinky girl?" Marcie laughed.

Treasure put her hands on her hips, "They voted me captain! Aaaand I'm the main pitcher!"

Melissa frowned, "I thought were playing second base, T?"

"That was with our old coach, Auntie Mel."

Hanna looked at her husband and her sons, noticed how sweaty they were and laughed. She knew exactly what happened.

"What happened to Coach Barnes?"

Treasure shrugged. "PopPop talked to him when we was running then he was gone and PopPop and my uncles was out there with us. They our coaches now."

Marcie and Melissa looked at the men standing their with proud smiles then shook their heads.

"I am not surprised," Marcie laughed.

Melissa shrugged playfully, "Me neither."

Treasure jumped around dancing, "Uncle Cam say we going to the ship! We winners! I gotta call Mommy and Chuck and tell them too!"

Marcie got up holding her nose then got Treasure by the back of the collar of her practice jersey. "Uhuh, you sure are but you can't win stinking like that. Bath time before dinner. Swear you didnt smell this bad after any of the other practices."

Caleb laughed, "That's because she didnt have a real coach. Now she's got five of em."

"Yall are something else I swear," Hanna laughed dodging her husband's kisses, "Uhn uhn! Nope! You and your sons stink too. Go bathe and then come back."

"Yes ma'am," Caleb smirked, "You heard ya mama boys. Let's get clean."

They started to leave the kitchen leaving Melissa and Hanna laughing.

"And tell that little girl take them cleats off in my house! Messing up my floors and stuff!"

[andthatisnotfake]

Ships you hate

You didn’t say the fandom, so I figured Choices in general?  

Kenna x Dom (I can’t see it at all, they’re like sister and brother to me)

Nerdy Twin x Paolo (Audrey is annoying, but Paolo is a terrible person)

Alesteir x Grace (this one hurts me the most because I actually liked them in the beginning)

Drake x MC (sorry, I really really can’t see it)

Damien x f!MC (Damien grew on me, I didn’t like him at first, but I still think he’s a better fit for m!MC for some reason - which is weird since I also ship him with Alana?)

Hana x Madeleine (unless Madeleine does a 180)

Hana x men (just no)

Maxwell x Savannah (the mere thought baffles me)

MC x Noah (I can’t even)

MC x Caleb (big time no)

I think that’s it. There are others I don’t really get, like MC x Maxwell or MC x Seth, but I don’t hate them either. And of course I’m not even taking seriously like the ones with villains and abusers.

[grapecaseschoices]

1, 10, 22 for the salty asks

1. What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get?

Not to be the one. But I’m gonna be that person. But Drake x MC. I don’t get Priya x MC as anything romantic. Or, rather, not as anything fluffy and romantic. I could be into as a kind of fraught, tense thing. But where MC has some sort of power. I’m not into power imbalance. Mark x MC. Caleb (Hero) x MC. I feel a bit weird saying I don’t get MC ship choices, because it feels like telling people what to ship with their OC. (Or I guess, themselves or wte). But these are tropes that I’m not into. So. 

Sebastian x Chris. MADELIENE X HANA! I’m sure there are more.

10.  Most disliked arc? Why?

That’s difficult to pick. LOL. I think a lot of them stem from TRR, I will say. Because TRR was really bad at follow through or digging deeper. I feel even Drake was a victim of this. Fandom likes to call him marshmallow but thinking on a conversation I recently had, his arc really was this. The TRR writers spread him everywhere and yet it was shallow, lacking substance. And, often, it wasn’t with just Drake. I call him out because his storylines overshadowed /over took a lot of other people’s (his argument with Maxwell - where HANA, if I recall right, had to step in during a storyline that should’ve been about HER). Maxwell / the Beaumont’s development was dropped or off screen for Savannah. 

Yet TRR consistently introducing heavy topics and not following through or giving depth. Liam’s trauma (he got one tear? rofl). Hana’s trauma and her situation with her parents. Fuck, even Drake’s trauma – DUDE WAS SHOT. He lost his dad, his sister, his mom. Bastian betrayed him. And his mom apparently pops back in? And that is that? 

However, I feel nothing displayed their lack of care for digging deeper in any of their characters as their treatment of MCs background. And also her growth. They dropped the ball. So. Many. Times. I feel this entire rant is like TRR. I keep going back and half starting thoughts because I keep thinking of shit that they just didn’t finish.

If I had to pick one in TRR it would be Hana’s everything. I LOVE HER. But they treated her like shit. They paid her dust. LIKE WOW. I have never seen PB disrespect a character so fucking much and I shipped my MCs with Leah and Victoria. LOL. I feel this stands out more because with them we figured out early where they were going (paywall). But PB tried it with Hana. They tried to pull look this is about her but continuously treated her as a last second afterthought. 

22.  Popular character you hate?

This rant aside. I actually don’t HATE any of them. Though fandom does try me. I hate how certain characters (white males [and in Damien’s  - for a time, Zig too - case, ambiguously brown male])  are given an unfair advantage in fandom and PB. I hate that how it can be impossible to find content for a character I enjoy. Not even always because it isn’t made but because the popular LI takes up the tag. I hate that I have to pay to spend money for my preferred LI or else THEY WILL BARELY BE IN THE BOOK while people get free fucking content. Or  free dialogue dedicated to their fave even when they’re not in the chapter. But there is no popular character that I hate.  

Actually, I could do without Mark. But I didn’t hate him

Salty Asks

[rendezvouswitharomance]

Pirate's Paradox (Sentinels of Savannah #6) by Lisa Kessler

Pirate’s Paradox (Sentinels of Savannah #6) by Lisa Kessler

Pirate’s Paradox (Sentinels of Savannah #6) by Lisa Kessler   Synopsis: Pirate Caleb Graves may be an immortal, but he’s also a navigator and a man of science. And yet he can’t explain the erratic tides threatening Savannah. Nor the terrible dreams of sailing through a vicious, supernatural storm that he keeps having. But when fascinating, petite dynamo Diana Williams marches up to his ship and…

[beautifclminds]

Ships

under the cut you will find the people i ship my (canon) muses with.

aaron hotchner 

females: haley brooks | jessica brooks | emily prentiss | jennifer jareau | beth clemmons

males: derek morgan | david rossi | spencer reid 

beth clemmons

males: aaron hotchner

derek morgan 

females: savannah hayes | jennifer jareau | penelope garcia | emily prentiss

males: aaron hotchner | spencer reid

emily prentiss 

males: aaron hotchner | derek morgan | ian doyle

females: jennifer jareau

haley brooks

males: aaron hotchner

jessica brooks 

males: aaron hotchner

savannah hayes 

males: derek morgan

females: penelope garcia

tara lewis

males: aaron hotchner | spencer reid | david rossi | derek morgan

females: jennifer jareau | emily prentiss 

will lamontagne

females: jennifer jareau

maya hart

males: farkle minkus | lucas friar | josh matthews

females: riley matthews

riley matthews 

males: farkle minkus | lucas friar

females: maya hart

blaine anderson 

males: kurt hummel | sebastian smythe | hunter clarington | nick duval | jeff sterling | sam evans

cooper anderson

females: frannie fabray

males: kurt hummel | sebastian smythe

jeff sterling

males: nick duval | sebastian smythe | hunter clarington | blaine anderson

kurt hummel

males: blaine anderson | cooper anderson | sebastian smythe

marley rose 

males: jake puckerman | ryder lynn | hunter clarington

females: kitty wilde | santana lopez

rachel berry

males: jesse st. james | sam evans | finn hudson | nick duval 

females: santana lopez | quinn fabray

sam evans 

females: mercedes jones | rachel berry | brittany pierce | santana lopez

males: blaine anderson

santana lopez 

females: brittany pierce | dani | quinn fabray | rachel berry | marley rose

males: sam evans | finn hudson | sebastian smythe

will schuester

females: emma pillsbury | terri schuester | sue sylvester | holly holiday | april rhodes

ginny weasley

males: harry potter | neville longbottom | draco malfoy

females: hermione granger | luna lovegood

hermione granger

males: ron weasley | harry potter | draco malfoy | neville longbottom

females: ginny weasley | luna lovegood

lily luna potter

males: scorpius malfoy

remus lupin

females: nymphadora tonks

males: sirius black | severus snape

scorpius malfoy

females: lily luna potter | rose weasley

males: albus potter

sirius black

males: remus lupin

teddy lupin

females: victoire weasley

haymitch abernathy

females: effie trinket

anthony dinozzo

females: ziva david | kate todd

males: leroy jethro gibbs

leroy jethro gibbs

females: kate todd | ziva david | diane sterling | jennifer shepard | samantha ryan | shannon gibbs | abby sciuto

males: anthony dinozzo

aria montgomery

males: ezra fitz 

females: spencer hastings

caleb rivers

females: hanna marin | toby cavanaugh

emily fields

females: maya st. germain | alison dilaurentis | paige mccullers | sara harvey

males: toby cavanaugh

ezra fitz

females: aria montgomery

hanna marin

males: caleb rivers

spencer hastings

males: toby cavanaugh | caleb rivers

females: aria montgomery

toby cavanaugh

females: spencer hastings | emily fields

jake ballard

females: olivia pope

mellie grant 

males: fitz grant

olivia pope

males: jake ballard | fitz grant

fiona gallagher

males: jimmy lishman | robbie pratt | mike pratt | sean pierce

ian gallagher

males: mickey malkovich | kash

karen jackson

males: lip gallagher | jody silverman

lip gallagher

females: karen jackson | mandy malkovich

bay kennish

males: emmett bledsoe | ty | tank

daphne vasquez

males: travis | mingo | emmett bledsoe

toby kennish

females: nikki | lily | simone

daryl dixon

females: carol peletier

males: rick grimes

rick grimes

females: lori grimes | michonne | jessie

males: daryl dixon

[thegirlwhodosntknowherself-blog]

The People

Ash-Me, the girl from a fucked up family and pretends she has her life planned out but really she is just trying to get threw the hour. pan-sexual

Evan-The quirky best friend since 6 grade who comes across as a saint child

Caleb-The old friend from elementary ,former crush, separated for the 3 years of middle school, locked away from having a life.nerd

Colt-old friend from elementary, Caleb best friend, claims to be gender fluid but only has ever shown interested in transitioning into a girl.nerd

Sebastian-tall best male friend (Tree) stated to be bisexual but i believe that is his transition into full on gay.

Hayden- Old best guy friend, met in the 6th grade, dating Brooke, we used to be close but that changed, to in love to see the truth

Brooke- My old friend/Cousin we went to elementary together but went really friends until 6 grade when she introduced me to drama, cheated on Hayden last year, told him,they worked it out but then didn't like “how close we are” so i cut them both

Savannah- I met her freshman year she is my “QUEEN”, Evan likes her but get easily possessive of me when i mention her

Delilah-My older sister, totally awesome, used to be suicidal and in a relation ship with a guy name Alec (unofficial) now dating tanner (officially). she practically raised me, she made me who i am today. 

[sethkate]

💍

send me 💍 + a ship and i’ll tell you...

where they get married

downtown nyc!! if caleb’s mom makes them get married in a church probably somewhere stupid fancy (x), if they have their way probably on a rooftop somewhere overlooking the city (x) with a reception being somewhere lowkey like (x)

when they get married ( ie what time of day, what month and season etc. )

summer time!! like early to mid june before it gets too hot. probably in the early afternoon. 

what traditions they include ( do they get married under a chuppah and crush a glass, garter toss, ‘something borrowed, something blue,’ etc. )

other than the garter/bouquet toss and cutting the cake i don’t think they will do that many traditional things?? cause they’re not really a traditional couple or people lmao

what their wedding cake looks like

like this (x)

who smashes cake into whose face

they smash it in each others and make a huge fuckin mess probably 

who proposed to who first

caleb proposed to sav

who walks down the aisle and who waits at the altar ( or neither )

savannah walks down the aisle with caleb waiting for her at the end

what their wedding dresses / suits / other look like

savannah’s dress (x) & caleb’s suit (x)

what their wedding color scheme is and what sort of decor they have

charcoal gray, crimson red, burgundy and ivory

what flowers are in the bouquet ( if applicable. bonus: what do the flowers mean? )

sav’s flowers (x) & bridal party (x)

what their vows are ( eg poetry, traditional, improvised etc. )

if they have to get married in a church, they will have to be traditional. but if they do their own thing i think they will improvise them??/ cause tbh sav’s gonna have a lot to say that the preacher ain’t gonna cover so

if anyone’s late to the wedding

they will probably....be late to their own wedding.....tbh

who’s in the bridal parties / groomsmen / other

sav’s probably got girls from work, darren’s girlfriend if he ever finds one, maybe one of caleb’s cousins if she gets along with anyone in his family other than darren lmao. caleb’s got darren and then maybe law school buddies and coworkers once he’s out of school!!

what their bridal party / groomsmen / other are wearing

bridal party (x) & groomsmen (x)

who gives speeches at the reception ( bonus: what do they say? recount a sweet memory or two between them? tell an embarrassing story? )

darren’s probably the only one allowed to speak and i’m sure he’ll have a speech written on both caleb and savannah’s behalf?? since he’s basically been through their entirety of their relationship and has watched it grow from nothing...into a train wreck....and then into something legit so... he’s probably got a lot to say and will make fun of them both, but in a very light and loving way

who catches the bouquet(s)

i’m gonna say darren’s gf so he can get a move on it so savannah’s got another girl around since it’s been her, caleb and darren for too dang long!!!

what their wedding photos are like ( are they sweet, with the couple holding hands or kissing or ~gazing into each others eyes~? are they silly, with a snapshot of the ‘cake-smash’ moment? or are they artistic, with one of them facing the sunset or holding their bouquets? )

caleb probably doesn’t want his picture taken at all omg so sav pretty much takes what she can get??? she just has the photographers go around and snap pics when he’s not paying attention because otherwise she probably wouldnt get any lmao. as long as sav gets a selfie with her and caleb on their wedding day.... she will be happy. 

what sort of food they have at the reception

all the american classics because that’s what caleb and sav survived on for years... pizza, burgers, mac and cheese, steak, french fries, wings, etc. 

who cries first during the ceremony

caleb’s mom probably because there’s no turning back now she’s literally stuck with savannah as a member of the family.....forever lmao

how wild their reception gets ( who dances the best, who gets drunk first, etc. )

i think it’s tame when family and stuff is still there... but like once all the old folks and parents leave, it gets pretty cray. sav and caleb will get drunk enough to enjoy themselves. then there’s darren who will get the drunkest and probably make a fool of himself on the dance floor. 

what their rings are like

savannah’s ring (x) & caleb’s (x)

what sort of favors they have ( heart shaped sparklers, mini champagne bottles, personalized candy etc. )

(x) (x) (x) bc.... it’s them

where they go for their honeymoon

somewhere tropical and warm where they can relax and not worry about anything except each other and getting drunk and tan....so like maybe hawaii or punta cana or something 

something memorable that happens during the party / ceremony ( do they run out of ice and someone goes to get it in full formal wear on foot, does anyone fall asleep in the middle of the party, etc. )

savannah’s gonna break the tradition that she can’t see caleb before the wedding because she can’t go 25 minutes without knowing what he’s doing, where he’s at, who he’s with... etc. so she’ll probably make a few drop ins the night before and in the morning before the nuptials begin

who officiates the ceremony

a pastor if they get married in a church??? or even probably someone caleb’s mom finds if they choose to go the non-religious route

what song their first dance is to

little wonders -- rob thomas (x)

who gives who away as they walk down the aisle

part of me wants to say the crazy neighbor lady walks savannah down the aisle but by the time they actually get hitched she’ll probably be dead lmaooo so sav will just walk herself :(

[sethkate]

[MSG]: I see you’ll flirt with just about anyone. [MSG]: Just curious… not like I’m jealous or anything… [MSG]: Did you have fun with you-know-who last night? [MSG]: I heard you and ___ are an item. [MSG]: How serious is it between you two?

[MSG]: I see you’ll flirt with just about anyone. 

[text] →  What are you talking about? I haven’t been flirting with anyone.

[text] → If you’re talking about the customer that just left, he was an old acquaintance. That’s all. 

[text] → Are you going to stop lurking outside the bar any time soon or…? 

[MSG]: Just curious… not like I’m jealous or anything… 

[text] → Right.

[text] → Was that all it was the other night outside my apartment too? Curiosity? That drove you to hit another guy in the jaw?

[text] → You need to stop it with this shit, Caleb. It’s getting really old.

[MSG]: Did you have fun with you-know-who last night? 

[text] → Yes, I had a fun time out with my FRIENDS.

[text] → I am allowed to have those, you know.

[MSG]: I heard you and ___ are an item.

[text] → You heard from who? One of your little junkie friends that you send into the bar to spy on me?

[text] → I don’t even know why you care what I’m doing anymore, Caleb.

[text] → You’ve made it abundantly clear what’s important in your life and I am not one of those things anymore. 

[text] → I hope the drugs are worth it.

[MSG]: How serious is it between you two?

[text] → Serious enough that I don’t feel like this conversation needs to go any further. 

[text] → I can’t be caught texting you anymore. 

[text] → And it’s too much for me to handle anyway. 

[text] → I hope you’re doing okay though. 

[sethkate]

caleb x sav for the memes

who in your otp:

drives when they go on road trips? do they switch at the halfway point? does one drive there and the other drive back?

caleb drives!! even if sav ever got her license i doubt she would ever drive. especially not caleb’s car since that’s the 2nd love of his life.

looks over the menu for fifteen minutes before ordering the same thing they order EVERYWHERE they go? does the other half of your ship get annoyed by this, or do they find it endearing?

savannah prob orders the same thing. im sure she and caleb talk about the fact that like ‘oh maybe you should get something healthier?? with a little bit more sustenance??’ then at the last minute she’s prob like ‘NAH ill take the cheeseburger, cheese fries and milkshake pls’ which idk if would necessarily annoy him per say but he would def roll his eyes and be concerned even more for her health :/

is more likely to get arrested?

caleb. probably for fighting tbh. 

is afraid of rollercoasters? does the other half of your ship try and convince them to face the fear, or do they take a softer approach and not push them at all?

i don’t think either of them are afraid of rollercoasters?

shows up at home with a dog unannounced despite the fact they’ve already got three/four/however many pets?

sav! once they get one you know… it’s probably gonna open the door for ten more hahaha she’ll get help from the neighbor lady taking care of them all

demands that they do date night? does the other person complain or do they go with it just to see the excited look on their partners face?

savannah demands them since she’s always like?? tried to get caleb to take her out. but obviously she becomes more okay with the fact that it doesn’t need to be anything fancy. just them getting out of the apartment and what not. when caleb’s feeling particularly romantic (if ever) he would pull out some stops just to see the look on sav’s face knowing she def wouldn’t expect it 

is the clumsy one whose always tripping up flights of stairs or over their own feet? does it stress the other half of your ship out or do they find it hilarious?

sav would fall more than caleb?? he prob laughs @ her tbh bc i def would too

picks the music when they’re in the car? does the other complain about their taste in music?

caleb probably tries because he says he is the driver??? but that doesn’t stop savannah from trying to change it because she is 100% not about the type of music caleb is

insists on paying for everything when they’re out? do they fight about it?

caleb because his momma taught him well. savannah likely wouldn’t fight him about it either? only maybe if she knew he was tight on money and even then it would prob be a long shot that she would ever have more money than him bc lbr she spends hers on stupid shit 

is the one to quietly suggest they get high together for the first time? how does the other half of your ship react?

shitttt i don’t think this would happen in regular verse bc sav wouldn’t want to tempt caleb like that knowing his past? but i can see trashbag au caleb maybe trying to get sav to do shit with him. which she might….at least try it?? but obvs this would be before he like REALLY spiraled because otherwise she’s trying to get him off drugs 

is secretly terrified of horror movies and yet watches them all the time bc its something the other half of your ship loves?

neither of them are necessarily terrified of them but sav will watch them because it gives her an excuse to snuggle up to caleb more

talks in their sleep? does their partner record it and call them out, or not tell them and keep it as a secret so they can keep enjoying it?

caleb probably talks in his sleep. and sav would def record it lol. she’s not good with secrets tho so it prob wouldn’t last long

brings up the conversation of marriage + babies? how does the conversation go?

caleb ofc is the one to bring it up lol. the first time it happens… prob doesnt go over well. cause sav is like ‘lol no’ but i think the longer they are together, the easier the convo would be the more it is brought up. once theyve got more stability in their lives and are actually in a decent place to get married and start a family

has to pull the other back by their back of their sweater when they try and do something stupid in public?

i think they both do this sometimes. especially when it comes to the other person?? like even if they don’t want to admit it they both get pretty jealous fairly easily which makes them both confrontational af

is more likely to pick the other up from the airport with an obnoxiously large cardboard sign? what does the sign say?

caleb would be the one to pick sav up from the airport but i def don’t see him doing this lmao. flowers? yes but not a sign that draws a lot of attention to him. i can see him and sav doing this tho when they are both together in boston and darren comes to visit bc sav would have no problem writing obnoxious shit on a sign and holding it up in public for all to see

tries to cook a meal and accidentally almost burns the house down?

savannah of course. caleb is more domesticated than her 

deliberately makes a squeaky chair squeak until the other person flips out?

sav when she wants to get caleb’s attention hahaha. prob does shit like this all the time in an effort to basically say ‘PAY ATTENTION TO ME’ without actually saying it 

falls asleep no matter what position they’re in + needs to be carried to bed?

they are both probably so exhausted all the time because their sleep schedules are t e r r i b l e that i’m sure either of them can fall asleep in pretty uncomfortable positions? and they’d both probably just stay there rather than carry one another to the bed

is the little spoon when they cuddle?

savannah ofc

hates thunderstorms and needs to be comforted for the duration?

caleb likes them, savannah doesn’t necessarily hate them but she prefers sunshine??? but i’m sure she likes the fact that they make A+ cuddling weather

brings the other breakfast in bed? is it a proper cooked breakfast - or just an old muffin?

caleb prob leaves breakfast for savannah to eat when she wakes up. prob not proper though. maybe a granola bar or a banana to try and get her to eat healthier. 

convinces the other to go on a hike? do they love it, or are they absolutely miserable?

caleb convinces sav and she 10/10 doesn’t like it lol. she’s too city to enjoy time outside in the wilderness

can never admit they’re wrong?

omgggg both of them the stubborn assholes

lets the dog sleep on the bed when the other isn’t paying attention?

def savannah. caleb would prob say he doesn’t want the dog on the bed bc of fur and stuff?? but i bet you when sav isn’t paying attention he’s prob cuddling with the dog too lol 

uses emojis in replace of words? does it drive the other person insane?

sav would do this to caleb because i think he is Too Cool for emojis lmao. and yes it prob drives him insane bc he has no fuckin clue what she’s talking about 

who decorates their house? does the other come home and blink at all the pastel pink and force a smile despite how much they hate it?

probably joint effort, but sav more than caleb. he probably wants to keep things pretty minimal, but sav wants things more cozy. but never in her life would she paint anything pastel pink so i think theyre ok. 

is more likely to get into a fight to defend the other?

both of them. but i think caleb would need to defend savannah more. 

is constantly spewing random facts about absolutely anything and everything? does it annoy the other person or do they find it all interesting?

savannah bc u know she absorbs all the questions/answers from trivia night at the bar and is pretty keen on telling everyone and anyone who will listen about all the shit she learns

is the lovey dovey drunk?

ew savannah lmao she turns into clingy ass bitch for sure

laughs at their own jokes? does the other laugh at the joke… or at their partner?

caleb prob and he is def gonna be That Dad with all the dad jokes too when they have kids. i’m sure sav laughs at both. 

is competitive about EVERYTHING?

obvs both of them

apologizes first when they have a fight?

i wanna say sav bc she hates when caleb is mad at her lol even when she isn’t in the wrong prob :/

makes the other a flower crown? does the other wear it without complaint or beg not to be embarrassed?

neither they are not this type of couple @ all 

is more likely to put their fist through a wall when they’re angry?

caleb!!!! which he’s done a hundred times already i’m sure 

sends the other memes despite the fact they’re laying in bed next to each other?

savannah. probably when he is reading important shit for work and school and she’s forcing herself to stay awake just cause he is. so that’s how she entertains herself and distracts the hell out of him 

wears the others clothes the most?

sav wears caleb’s bc otherwise that’d be weird 

pranks the other on a near constant basis? how does the other react?

they both prank darren :))))

comes up with obnoxiously sappy pet names for the other just to watch them roll their eyes?

they prob both do this jokingly like?? to see who can come up with the worst ones

forgets their anniversary?

caleb does in the trashbag au FOR SUREEE and it basically breaks sav’s heart into a trillion pieces !!!

is impulsive and makes big choices for them without stopping to think through what it all means?

savannah lmao everything she does is based on impulse

writes cute messages for the other on the bathroom mirror when they have a shower?

sav

has to do the dishes because the other gags any time they stick their hands in the water?

neither of them like doing dishes but for a different reason?? so they prob take turns so it’s fair

jumps into the pool without testing the temperature, and who dips their toes in first?

sav would jump in and caleb would dip his toes in first i think?

tries to kill bugs in the house… and which one stops them and gets the bug out of the house alive and well?

caleb kills the bugs bc savannah hates them. so in the end all the bugs die lmao

can speak a second/third/forth language and uses it to annoy the other when they’re fighting?

caleb would know more of a second language than sav but i don’t think he would use it to annoy her?? idk if he would even remember much of what he learned tbh

says i love you first? does the other immediately say it back?

sav probably. the first time i don’t think caleb would (since they still havent said it yet…. i hate us, mainly me for suckin but u get it) then after the first time i think he would be more inclined to say it back immediately 

wins when they arm wrestle?

caleb by a long shot. sav is wimpy 

gets caught singing some old, corny one direction song to themselves?

savannah!! but ofc old school tay swift is always gonna be her fave

is forever forcing the other to take selfies with them? does the other person complain every time?

jesus savannah does this soooooooo much and obvs caleb complains lol but does it anyway 

shows up at the others house with chinese food + a six pack of beer when they’re having a bad day?

caleb would do this but not necessarily when either of them were having a bad day? this is just a regular thing for them 

sends the cheesy good morning/night texts?

maybe both of them. sav’s would be more sappy tho.

can never admit that they were wrong?

also, both

suggests they send out a christmas card together? does the other go for it, or question when they turned into old people?

savannah does but caleb has ptsd from matching sweaters with his family so he probably is against it

is a morning person and who pulls the covers up over their head and begs for five more minutes?

caleb is more of a morning person than sav bc school and his job but in reality neither of them technically are? because they would both stay under the covers all day if they could 

is constantly insisting they won’t need a jacket before they go out… and then has to steal the others when they get cold?

savannah lol esp if a jacket clashes her outfit 

is a smoker and has to deal with the other forever showing them gross photos to try and convince them to quit?

they both smoke so???? lmao 

decides they need to go on a health binge and throws out all the sugary food in the house? how does the other react?

caleb tries to do this all the time @ sav’s and it never goes over well :/

holds all the important documents when they’re travelling? why?

caleb because savannah would def lose them 

hates flying? how does the other help them relax before/during/after a flight?

savannah doesnt like it initially so caleb would help her through it but i feel like after she goes to boston a couple of times by herself she gets used to it? 

is more likely to suggest a lil fool around in the bathrooms at a club? how does the other react?

savannah probably suggests it, but caleb isnt against it 

plans a night of boardgames for date night, and who plans a romantic dinner at a fancy restaurant?

neither of them are board game ppl?? and i think they say the fancy dinners for anniversaries so 

cries watching the news?

neither!!

teases the other one for having a crush on them… despite the fact they’ve been dating for a year?

savannah prob teases caleb about this bc for sooo long they tried to keep things casual but it didn’t work and she was always the one that wanted to make it official so she’s prob still super proud of herself 

believes in aliens?

sav more so than caleb 

is constantly leaving the lights on in every room in the house?

savannah until caleb gives her shit for running up the electric bill 

rocks the seat on the ferris wheel?

savannah

is a terrible liar?

100000% savannah lol 

is always reading the other their star sign despite the fact they don’t believe in any of it?

savannah reads them and probably does believe in it?? caleb always tries to tell her that it’s full of shit 

who panics when mercury goes into retrograde?

neither 

insists they watch documentaries to broaden their knowledge?

caleb lol 

is constantly renovating part of their house but not finishing one thing before moving on to the next?

caleb butttttt is it really renovating if all he knows how to use is duct tape? lmao

uses all the hot water?

both of them together!!!

is the shower person? whose the bath person?

caleb is a shower person, savannah is a bath

is most likely to be unfaithful?

neither in regular verse… caleb in trashbag au :/ 

bonus questions:

what is your otps song?

they have so many i can’t think of any right now bc i suck!!!!

do their families approve of the relationship? why/why not?

no lololol caleb’s parents are not sav’s biggest fans 

whose friends do they hang out with more?

caleb’s probably because they are better influences and don’t just wanna go bar hopping/clubbing and use drugs 

what do they do on their first date? did they have a first date, or did they just sort of… start dating?

they had a “real” first date loooong after they were seeing each other on the regular 

what is their favorite way to spend the holidays? do they go to one of their families houses? or do they create their own tradition by staying in bed listening to christmas music and getting drunk?

probably doing anything just with each other?? im sure they avoid family shit at all costs bc i’m sure it usually comes with a bunch of drama. so they would be happy staying in bed listening to christmas music and getting drunk 

what do they name their dog? do the give it a super boring name like allen - or do they name it something like bubblegum princess?

idk but they def need a dog!!! it won’t have a name like bubblegum princess tho that’s for sure 

how do they handle emergencies? does one of them crack under the pressure - or do they bicker because they both need to be in control?

savannah probably panics. caleb is more levelheaded under pressure so i’m sure he’d figure out how to handle it 

how did they meet? were they immediately drawn to each other?

caleb became her drug dealer once he got his lil bro out of the game!!! in an abandoned gas station parking lot (so romantic) and sav was like suuuper into caleb and he was prob like ‘ya she cute’ but savannah was totes hearteyes from the beginning and would have banged him right then and there if the opportunity presented itself 

what do they fight about the most? how do they resolve their fights?

drugs? money? other people???? probably by screaming @ each other lmao :/ sometimes caleb leaves which ends the fight. sometimes they just have angry sex. 

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First to roll out of bed when the baby cries in the middle of the night

tbh neither of them enjoy getting out of bed??? so i feel like they would be the couple who like when the first person wakes up hearing the baby cry they will both go back and forth nudging each other saying it’s the opposite one’s turn until one of them is just eventually like UGH FINE ILL DO IT. esp when they are super sleep deprived like maybe savannah will be better about it in the beginning when they first bring the babe home but then eventually she’s just gonna be toast so

Uses strange methods to potty train

caleb but tbh they’re probably not his ideas?? i bet you the neighbor lady from down the hall like stops him all the time to make casual conversation bc eventually she’s gonna think they’re all Tight™. and she’d probably ask about the baby and tries to give him like old school tips and tricks. some of them probably work, some of them probably don’t. (also it just hit me that like??? this is only possible if they stay living in sav’s apartment forever bc otherwise they are gonna move away and leave the old lady behind and like wow i just got sad over this)

Tries to sleep in the baby’s bed

savannah starts off the night there and then i bet you caleb eventually tries to join them and like?? if he can’t sleep in the bed bc i’m assuming it’s gonna be super small, he’ll probably grab a blanket and pillows and then be on the floor next to them

Struggles with changing diapers

savannah because she has absolutely no maternal gene what so ever and will probably be like ‘why can’t you learn how to change your own diapers???’ ‘caleb is it too early to potty train the baby???’

Panics that they’re a bad parent

i think this is something they will both struggle with? but maybe at different points in the baby’s life. like sav will probably freak out initially when the kid is a baby because she’s like?? never ever been around babies before and is convinced she’s probably going to break it. but then Caleb will probably worry more when the kid is older? like school age to teenager because i think he’ll have this fear that the kid will somehow go down some of the dark paths that him and sav have been down and obviously he’s going to want to do everything in his power to prevent that so it’ll just cause a bit of anxiety

Falls asleep trying to get the baby to sleep

both of them depending on whose turn it is to get the baby to sleep?? probably savannah more so only because i’m sure the baby will wanna eat and then go to sleep and since she’s the one with the milk supply???

Tries eating the baby food

they make darren try it tbh lmao and i have a feeling at first he wouldn’t be so willing but then they’re like ‘we’ll pay u $20’ then he tries it and is like ‘this is pretty good???’ 

Is hyper sensitive when the baby gets hurt

probably savannah because she’s convinced that the slightest thing in the world is gonna cause her baby to break so? i think she’d be better after the first kid tho because knowing their kid, it’s probably going to do stupid things and get hurt a lot and eventually sav is gonna realize that they are pretty resilient

Baby proofs the house meticulously

caleb. he probably thinks of a tooooon of shit that sav wouldn’t even consider. with his mother’s help i’m sure because I’m sure she wouldn’t trust them to think of everything on their own. 

Follows the bus on the first day of Kindergarten

they both do. caleb drives, savannah sits shot gun like always. even if they both have to work savannah will make them both call off because she’s gonna be THAT mom.

Cries at the Christmas play

savannah because she normally hates the holidays and their lil cherub is probably going to change all that :) like the kid will probably force it down her throat so much that she has no choice but to like it esp since she’s gonna be the one that has to play santa and actually get into it and practice all the christmas carols with for the play??? maybe not make the cookies for santa tho so hopefully he’s ok with oreos or chips a hoy

Talks through the nightmares

caleb because i feel like?? since he’s the dad he’s like the protector from the nightmares and monsters and all that jazz. even though i picture him trying to be like super rational about it and like try to use logic to convince the kid they are just bad dreams and not real lol but he’s still gonna be super good at it anyway !!! 

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