#shisui x kisame

[x-authorship-x]

Serious question: does Kisame/Shisui make Shisui a furry? 🤔🤔🤔

😂

Are we not all animals? Monsterfucking... What is man, what is monster?

Okay seriously tho lmao a furry is an anthropomorphic animal, like the Kyuubi tbh, whereas Kisame just has Yokai blood, so he's predominantly human. It would be closer to demon-fucking, and even that's not really accurate either

Shisui/Kisame? All it makes Shisui for SURE is the short one lmao

[adhdnojutsu]

KisaIta with a dash of ShiIta

art by me. Hi there, Joselyn, I know you're stealing these as you've been stealing everyone's KisaIta art.

[theheirofthesharingan]

who do you ship itachi with?!

Forgive me for saying this, but no one.

I didn't know shipping was a mandatory part of the fandoms and writing fics until I joined Tumblr. I do love Itachi's interactions with characters — Kakashi, Shisui, and Kisame are my favorites. And Deidara with his unrequited crush (and obsession) on him is the most relatable thing in Naruto for me, but I don't quite ship them.

Itachi's bondings with these characters are some of the most precious things to me, especially with Shisui and Kisame. Itachi loved Shisui so much that his death awakened Itachi's Mangekyo Sharingan. More about Itachi and Shisui here.

There was a veil of lies and distrust between Itachi and Kisame, but also mutual respect for each other. When they go to catch the Four Tails, Kisame offers to do the job alone. It was close to the time Itachi dies at Sasuke's hands. Something tells me Kisame knew Itachi was terminally ill, even if Itachi tried his level best to hide his illness from everyone. Kisame might not have known the full story, but he'd have been protective of Itachi in ways he could.

Itachi and Kakashi are quite similar in nature. It's too bad we didn't get more of them.

Yes, I'm very jealous of Kakashi here.

Obviously Itachi's bonding with Sasuke is my most favorite part and that defines him as a person in a way as well. I've written a lot on that already.

To conclude, I don't ship Itachi with anyone, but their interactions without any romantic undertones fascinate me better, because I don't like sexualizing and romanticizing relationships all that much. Could be more of a cultural thing for me, though.

But yes, I do ship Itachi with happiness. The only valid ship. He deserved better.

[uchihaxitachi]

Itachi-san, how do you rate the ships people give you ✨

PS.. An uchiha fangirl (mainly indra 😋✨)

i have an opinion on almost all of my ships. for example: 1) itashisu: itachi x shisui -> not very feasible i detest how extroverted and charming and weird shisui is. 2) itakisa: itachi x kisame -> no. just no. i don’t like someone who looks like a fish. anyways- itachi x deidara? interesting i love how he sees me in light of a god.

[uchihaharlot]

Thought Kisame with Itachi and Shisui?

As far as fish men go, I draw the line at Suigetsu and I pair him with Karin. Just my preference, I don’t ship Itachi with anyone but Shisui and whatever OC I have in my head at the time. Same for Shisui, he’s either with a random OC or Itachi.

[lemonkage]

This is my version of the happy founders au Family tree, the only major difference is that riki and Kakuzu are still a thing in the happier version cause I got too emotionally attached to them and gorgeous sycee not existing would be such a waste imo. I also added kisame and suigetsu, since there was some confusion about them not being included as manamis and megumis love interests.. My hyper fixation on this Au really took over here.

Cr to @kankuroplease & thanks for your amazing artwork

[learreal]

One of my favourite modernAU tropes is Itachi and Kisame having a platonic brotp vibe going on. Like they would laugh hysterically if anyone asked "are you dating?" but would also agree that "you know what, it could be nice, it's just we know e/o far too well for that". Itachi sprinkles a little "I am not this insane yet" on top, but Kisame isn't offended in the slightest.

And with ShiIta on the side it's even funnier because Shisui sometimes literally sends Itachi to hang out with Kisame with the purpose of getting Itachi out of his spiraling. (When his methods don't work for whatever reason).

– Is Shisui ok with you spending friday evening here and not home? Just out of safety concerns. Do I need to prepare for trouble?

Brooding not‐in-the-mood Itachi:

– If anyone should be concerned about their safety is him when I get home tomorrow.

– Lover's quarell?

– No. Just him being a bitch.

– As in "he cares for you mental health" or "he ate all my sweets". Because if it's the second I'll help with revenge ark.

/Itachi sighs with annoyance/

– So first. Got it. Oh, look, a bucket of your favourite ice cream.

Itachi side eyes Kisame for a full minute and then jumps on the couch to open the ice cream.

– Turn on the tv, we're watching a full season.

– Yep, the pizza will be here in fifteen minutes.

Shisui's ass gets basically saved by matcha-white chocolate ice cream.

[all-naruto-polls]

Best Itachi ship? Itachi+Shisui ; Itachi+Kisame ; Itachi+Kakashi ; Itachi+Izumi ; Itachi+Sakura ; Itachi+Kabuto ; Itachi+Deidara

[yash8965]

If Itachi Could Have live longer in Naruto Series, He Would Probably Be Like As Shown Above....

[bridgetotheskyyy]

✨Skyyy's First Kinktober 2023!

Just as it says on the tin, this is my very first kinktober event ever! My main priority will be to post my prompts on ao3 at a timely basis but I will try to post those same fics on Tumblr on the same day if I can! Please patient with me 💕

These are the prompts I've made up my mind on so far, but the list will be updated (edit: still making up my mind lmao)

I am not comfortable with taglists at this time so please just check back here for updates/links to prompts ✌

Prompts will be a mix of one shots and drabbles 💕

18+ only

Character x f!reader always

Fandoms included: naruto, bleach, jjk, arcane, csm, aot

October 1st | Hashirama Senju | PEGGING

October 2nd | Jiraiya | TITFUCKING

October 3rd | Aki Hayakawa | HATE SEX

October 4th | Viktor | RIMMING

October 5th | Naoya Zenin | COLLARING

October 6th | Toge Inumaki | DUBCON

October 7th | Yuji Itadori | STUCK IN WALL

October 8th | Suguru Geto | MASTER/SLAVE

October 9th | Akatsuki | GANGBANG

October 10th | Kisuke Urahara | PRAISE KINK

October 11th | Itachi Uchiha | SOMNOPHILIA

October 12th | Utahime Iori | LINGERIE

October 13th | Kento Nanami | ORGASM DENIAL

October 14th | Armin & Eren | THREESOME

October 15th | Silco | SPANKING

October 16th | Kisame Hoshigaki | SIZE KINK

October 17th | Yuuta & Toge | DOUBLE PENETRATION/ONE HOLE

October 18th | Kisuke Urahara | SENSORY DEPRIVATION

October 19th | Mitsuri Kanroji | BODY WORSHIP

October 20th | Yuuta Okkotsu | VOYEURISM

October 23rd | Mitsuri Kanroji | SEX TOYS

October 24th | Gaara | MASTURBATION

October 25th | Itachi & Shisui | DOUBLE PENETRATION/TWO HOLES

October 26th | Mikasa Ackerman | FACESITTING

October 27th | Kakashi Hatake | ROLEPLAY

October 28th | Toji Fushiguro | PUBLIC SEX

October 29th | Suguru Geto | DADDY KINK

October 30th | Itachi & Sasuke | INCEST

October 31st | Kishibe | STRIPPING

[x-authorship-x]

Tease! How about some fic idea spoilers???

Hmm I'll do a selection? ✨

So I've already mentioned Jedi General!Shisui, next up is "hired as a Kamino Clone Trainer because he's an insanely good bountyhunter and they did NOT realise that he's feral for loyalty and kids and now all the Clones are using the Force weird and unionising under their new Biggest Brother"

Then! (Very excited) Shisui goes undercover at the Senate to hunt down the local Sith Lord and EITHER accidentally woos Padmé into making good choices and kills Palpatine with his new Clone besties

Then, because I couldn't not, Kisame and Shisui get caught in a mysterious chakra event whilst escaping a misadventure and suddenly, between the two of them, its not the blue guy with the sentient sword thats the weird one but the guy with crazy eyes and impossible speed! Cue these two disaster BAMFs absolutely ripping through the Battle of Geonosis (and getting mistaken for a couple lol)

Then... Accidental Sith Shisui! Like with The Red Istari, Shisui wakes up with a red lightsaber and disjointed memories and proceeds to add 2+2 and get 172718 (which is okay because everyone scrambling in his wake is also getting stupid answers) (I'll write this idea a million times, I don't care THE ENDORPHINS ARE WORTH IT)

For non-crossovers, I'm really enjoying building some world building surrounding why exactly Agen Kolar is such a bamf swordsman and what he did to get on the Council etc, lots of Zabrak culture building and language nuance. Fic idea is that he's hired as a bodyguard for Padmé during the Naboo Crisis (Qui-Gon etc are diplomats ffs give them more backup) and is therefore there to intervene (and connect) with Maul....!

Finally, good ol' civilian OC who's the Chancellor's secretary and manages to track down the Sith Lord because of strange comlinks and disappearing paperwork (and it's poly with the Coruscant Clone Guards teehee)

I'm having a lot of fun haha

[dira333]

Naruto

Akatsuki

Eyes of the blind - Deidara

When I felt like I was an old cardigan - Itachi

 You can Fly Itachi - part two to Why they call it falling

Doomed to love you - Kakuzu x reader (Angst)

Part of the Gang Drabble - Kisame (AU)

To be loved is to be changed - Kisame x Soulmate Reader (FC)

Lonely Water - Kisame

Water Lily - Kisame

Life flashes by - Kisame

Persistence versus Evanescence - Sasori x Reader, Akatsuki Publishing House AU

Konoha

Fall into me - Chouji

A United Front - Genma

Unwavering - Ibiki (see below for Series)

A moth to the flame - Ibiki (see below for Series)

Too Hot (Drabble) - Kakashi

1,2,3 - you can count on me - Kakashi

Heartbreak Trees - Kakashi

[A Child's] Truth Kakashi

I love you at every time of the day Kakashi

Aim for the Stars - Might Guy x Reader x Kakashi (platonic)

Trouble in Paradise - Naruto

Love like Trees Naruto

Why they call it falling Naruto (angsty)

A lesson in life and death - Raido (Baby Series)

Million reasons - Sasuke

Why they call it falling Sasuke (part 1)

Fragments of Anonymity Sasuke (part 2) 

Through the eyes of others Sasuke (part 3)

Sweet like Dango  Sasuke (requested)

Jealousy  Sasuke (requested)

Married life Sasuke

The road not taken - Shibi (see below for Series)

Love and friendship know no distance - Shino x Reader x Hinata (platonic)

A life without the name Uchiha - Shisui (Drabble)

Suna

Of forgotten Anniversaries and unexpected Gifts - Gaara x Reader, Shinki

If we have each other - Kazekage family (Gaara x Reader, Shinki & Reader)

Things to be sure of - Kazekage family part 2

Baby Series - Kankuro - Dress Shopping

Promise to marry me... Kankuro

Series

Unwavering - Ibiki x reader

part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6

A moth to the flame - Ibiki x Aburame! Reader

part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5

Why they call it falling - Sasuke x Anbu reader

part 1, part 2, part 3

The Road Not Taken (Shibi x reader, arranged marriage)

Character Sheet,  Part 1 , part 2 , part 3 , part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, part 9, part 10, part 11, part 12, part 13, part 14, part 15, part 16, part 17, part 18, part 19, part 20, part 21, part 22

[kankuroplease]

I almost wish you had an prganozed master post with links to all your different things. You have SO MANY DIFFERENT oc's and ships and I feel like every time I get on Tumblr I find something new. You're so talented! ❤️🔥

Thank you! I could try, I do have a lot going on though 😆 the best organization ones would be the founders AU and TSAU, which both have masterpost

BEWARE: lots of links, lots will need to be updated, and lots of ships because I let my followers play match maker dhvosbusb

My General OCs + their ships I chose (🌕) and their ships my followers picked (🌑) for them

Aori - 🌕 Yamato and 🌑 Tobirama

Yamato/Aori - Aio and Haruki (next gen)

Team Aori - Momotarō, Aoka-Chan, Benkei

Katsura - 🌕 Shino and 🌑 Madara 🌑 Shikamaru

Shino/Katsura - Shigeki, Yasuo, Niwa Aburame (next gen)

Okami - 🌕 Kiba and 🌑 Kawarama

Kiba/Okami - Ashi and Kumo Inuzuka (next gen)

Yuuta - 🌕 Daisuke 🌕 Tenten 🌑 Hanabi

Yuuta/Hanabi - Mihana Hyuga (next gen)

**he also hits on a LOT of canon characters

Haiiro - 🌕 Shizune

Haiiro/Shizune - Dan Hyuga

Gou - 🌕 Kankuro 🌑 Itama

Kankuro/Gou - son

OC Parents

Isamu/Mari - Aori and Katsura

Asa/Pia - Gou

Okami’s parents - Okami

Jon/Umi/Zenbe - Yuuta

Umi explains

Aoka’s father/Isamu’s cousin/Katsura’s sensei

FOUNDERS ERA (oc x canon and OC x OC)

Butsuma/Asako 🌕

You know the Senju bros lol

Butsuma had a mistress named Kane

Tajima/Sumi 🌕

You know 2 (Madara, Izuna), Inari, Kota, Tenko, and Ringo

Tsuna(Butsuma’s brother)/Ebba/Sara 🌕

Tsuna/Ebba - Wolfgang Inuzuka

Sara (Tsuna’s legal/platonic wife)/Kane

Kane had a child with Butsuma - Meiko

Founders Era Inuzuka Clan

Madara/Katsura 🌑

Riki, Kazuha, and Noaki Uchiha

Izuna/Mate 🌑

Son and a Daughter

Wakaba/Tenko/Runa 🌑/🌕

5 kids total

Inari/Yaya 🌑

Nene + two boys

Kota/Gin 🌑

2 boys

Okami/Kawarama 🌑

Miu, Sora, Kōmori, Akiko, Suzaku, and Tora Senju

Gou/Itama 🌑

Goemon and Kaga Senju

Tobirama/Aori 🌑

Nagisa and Tomoe Senju

Nagisa/Naori 🌑

Senju

Kakuzu/Riki 🌑

Sycee

Kagami/Miu 🌑

Arata Uchiha

Arata x Sawa - Shisui Uchiha

Sora/Rei 🌕

Botan and Akihito Hoshigaki

About (no tag)

Sakumo/Kōmori 🌑

Kakashi Hatake

Erika/Suzaku/Aja 🌕

Michiko, Michiyo, Manami, and Megumi

Michiko/friend’s OC 🌕/🌑

Michiyo/Ken 🌕- the two Akimichi’s

Manami/Kisame 🌑

Megumi/Suigetsu 🌑

Orochimaru/Tora 🌑

Nisshoku (Sho) Senju

Manda/Nisshoku - Misaki (next gen) 🌕

Wolfgang/Ringo 🌕

Asahi, Kuri, Frederick, Leonie, Mika, Sena, Elke, and Arashi Inuzuka

Asahi/the Uzumaki that moved in/never left 🌕

Leonie/Arlo - Jugo 🌕

Sena/Tsume - Hana and Kiba 🌕

Elke/her partners 🌕

Arashi/Agapito 🌕

Tomoe/Husband/wife

** working this out, but he’s getting one of each because he wants to and wouldn’t settle for less✨

Tsau (canon x canon + oc children + Canon x OC)

All links in the masterpost for the TSAU

KakaObiRin 🌕

Ryujin, Copy and Paste (not their real names but yeah)

HashiMadaMito 🌕

Michi

Neji/Tenten/Michi/Lee 🌕

Mugen and the twins (Neji’s future kids)

MinaKushina

Naruto and Chiha

Naruto x practically everyone tbh.

Naruto x Shikamaru endgame

GaaSaku (early but still)

KankuKiba

Shisui/Kaguya

Kira (future kid)

Hinata/Toneri

Future Daughter

TemaTatsu

ItaHana

Saiino

**swingers. Do not attend one of their parties if not one like Yamato accidentally did and to be rescued

Genma/Yamato

If you’ve made it to the end of this post, apologies and thanks for reading all this 🖤😄

[themidnightguardian]

ItaSaku fic rec list

for @shyguywrites -- I didn't think I'd be able to fit a proper list of recs into the comment section, so I decided to make a whole post. This is not a comprehensive list, but these are a few of my favorites.

The Way of the Wind by just_enough -> completed fic, rated M, ~160k words, absolutely top-tier fic, one of my all time favs, non-massacre AU, Itachi is a little deranged/unhinged in this one but not evil, brilliantly well-written, I love their back-and-forth, push-and-pull dynamic here

never let 'em know your next move by MirrorImage003 -> oneshot, rated T, ~8k words, non-massacre AU wherein Sakura is a competent badass and Itachi is both sane and smitten, lots of cute interactions

Masked and other non-massacre au fics by smileysgoboing -> series, rated G, ~22k words, non-massacre AU every fic in this series is so wholesome and fluffy, just very soft and sweet, I love how accepted Sakura is by the Uchiha family

Epiphany by FM_White -> completed fic, rated G, ~6k words, non-massacre AU, cute with rom-com vibes a bit in the second chapter, Itachi is a disaster as he tries to figure out how to ask Sakura out and Shisui makes for a hilarious not-quite wingman

A Series of Sexy Occurrences With Which Sakura Makes the Most Of by Pleasedial123 -> series, rated M, ~59k words, follows many canon events, this one is a bit steamier but the plot is still really solid and despite the humor it takes itself seriously, the growth from just hooking up to actual feelings is nice and not dragged out too long, the series also includes Sakura x Kisame which I didn't really vibe with until this fic but honestly it works really well here

Sapling by B1uebeary -> WIP, rated M, ~37k words, you do have to be logged into Ao3 to read this one, featuring Sakura trying to better herself and get strong, missing-nin Itachi who is not awful but not a good person exactly either, deep dive into some of Konoha's social issues, less shippy and more focused on Sakura's character growth

There are so, so, so many more incredible fics out there, of course. Most of the longer ones I either haven't read yet or it's been so long that I don't really remember enough of them to really rec them--though I'll be doing some reading soon, and may have another rec list in the future.

[mustsleepzz]

First Sentence Tag Game

I was tagged by the amazing @kendochick-moor Rules: post the first sentence of your last ten fics. If you haven’t written ten fics, share as many first-sentences as you have.

Concerning a Book, a Bunny, and a Boy (Itachi x Sakura - Hogwarts AU) If someone were to tell her last year that she’d be facing down the hottest boy in school — as a twenty-pound, thick-boned monster made of fluff — she wouldn’t have believed them. 

Kaw-Kaw (Shisui x Itachi)  The earliest memory Shisui had was of having a baby in his arms.

Broken (Madara x Sakura - Modern AU)  He is much older than her and far more experienced in life. 

Untitled (Kisame x Sakura - Modern AU)  The world ends on a Friday. 

Sink (Kakashi x Sakura)  She sank below her bath water, letting her nose peek just above the surface in the hole she’d carved out of the bubbles just for it. 

Soulmate AU (Itachi x Sakura) When Sakura Haruno hit puberty at fourteen years and eight months, cramps and blood were the least of her worries.

Sleeping Beauty (Itachi x Sakura - Nonmass AU) I awake from the dream of you and me, of us, once again.

Love is Sweet and Kind (Shisui x Sakura - Nonmass AU)  “Do you want to talk about it?” I asked, propping half my bum on his extra-large, important hokage desk full of paperwork.

Restricted Section (Itachi x Sakura - Hogwarts AU)  She flopped down the hallways, shivering and ears twitching at every noise in a castle full of magic, moving staircases, and sleeptalking paintings.

10. Join a Crew, Learn Some Magic, Keep Flying (Tom R. x Harry P.)  Harri had been born on Ophiuchus X792, a floating mechanic station on the outskirts of a steel alien made planet known as Maru - the largest commerce hub in the Selven Galaxy. 

XD If they read moor for smut, then the only redeeming quality of my fics is humor and even then only 60% have it. Tagging: @paigekend!

[ikemenomegas]

oh, just meant your name 'Io'! sorry!

it's just very pretty, i like the mythology and sound of it lol

would any of your naruto! omegas be willing to share their alpha with one of the others, like a triad??

No need to apologize, I just had never heard that term before! Thank you for your kind words. It was a happy coincidence, and I'm lucky it works!

Achievement unlocked anon.... you've found one of my favorite things. Like raindrops on roses etc etc, poly au's make me smile. They usually require situations where things have gone particularly right or things are at least going right enough for a time. I'm also not a big fan of any kind of character vs character outright jealousness, and will preferentially pick a poly au instead.

Unusual pairings that require specific scenarios to come together are fun to do but I suck at coming up with them, so probably people have already done things with the pairings I think of, but that's fine.

(That said! I think you could come up with justifications for any triad you want to, but it always requires trust and communication to work.)

Possible poly ships:

cw: non graphic mentions of sex, polyamory, biology consistent with Kisame being a shark

Itachi x Reader x Shisui

For years I thought these two were cousins, which is a personal squick, but that seems to be more of a Uchiha fam au preference than reality so I could see Itachi being willing to share an Alpha with someone he trusted as much as Shisui. Even if they are willing to share with each other though, there is balance required in this pairing to allow Itachi and Shisui to remain friends. Romantic relationships are all well and good, but isolating yourself from the other people in your life because of them is not so good. Itachi in particular does not need more isolation. Shisui however I don't see as being particularly willing to share with anyone but Itachi and this scenario would happen only if Itachi and his Alpha wanted or needed to pull Shisui in for some reason.

Kakashi x Reader x Iruka

Kakashi seems less the sharing type and is contradictory in his interpersonal relationships. He's possessive and loyal yet detached. He might however get along in a romantic relationship with certain people. He teases Iruka with the aim to fluster but they get along well and Iruka has never been overawed by Kakashi's status or skill level, never afraid to challenge him. Unfortunately, my head is a bit empty about how these three would get together because it sort of needs to happen all at once. Either you and Kakashi start courting first and then add Iruka or somehow Kakashi claims you and Iruka simultaneously and then you and Iruka start courting each other. Kakashi is even more shy in this scenario than when it's just him and Alpha though, feels like he's asking too much of the universe.

Reader x Nagato x Yahiko x Konan

The order of these names is very key here. Through the limitations of not knowing any of the other people around him, and also knowing his friends are the only ones with his full implicit trust, I can only really see Nagato having a polycule in this kind of order. Konan doesn't like him at first the way an Alpha likes and Omega, but she does like to see Yahiko and Nagato happy and would be intrigued at the prospect of them finding pleasure in one another. I think Yahiko might be interested in knowing more about what Nagato sees in his Alpha, and Nagato would enjoy seeing Yahiko engage with his Alpha. Konan is really hot and she and Nagato's Alpha make out at least a few times while Nagato and Yahiko are doing the same. Konan eventually sleeps with Nagato, but it's the last thing that happens. It's nice because it opens opportunities to truly overwhelm him.

Reader x Itachi x Kisame (cw: mentions of eggs)

Another pairing where order matters. Itachi and his Alpha claim each other first, and then Kisame joins. I HC that Kisame's genetics don't align him with the usual a/b/o dynamics. (There's also a nonzero chance of eggs being involved.) Kisame also isn't affected by Itachi's heat the same way, and he doesn't bond the way an Alpha and Omega do. Kisame's instinct is to be a good protector and caretaker for Itachi based on respect alone, but realizing Itachi is capable of certain emotions awakens something in Kisame. He's not good with romantic feelings, doesn't really feel them at all. Itachi is still special though, and once his Alpha wins Kisame's respect from one predator to another, albeit of a different kind, he becomes curious about the different layers to their bond.

[Honorable mentions]

I could see Sai being open to having multiple Alphas, but not having another omega close enough in that way for that kind of triad, mostly because those omegas are already happily with another Alpha

Naruto and Sasuke could absolutely share an Alpha, they've shown their personalities to match in the right way to eventually pull it off.

Gaara and Sasuke might actually be able to share an Alpha, but it would be a more casual relationship where Sasuke is sort of in and out as need be, away for long periods of time

Gaara and Naruto could be able to share an Alpha but it would be a political nightmare

Finally, this is truly a rare pair I'm sure, but I could actually see Haku and Gaara getting along really well, well enough to share an Alpha. Also you get fun little ocean/desert motifs to play with