#shit talks

[forcryingoutlloud]

The slutty thoughts I have to add to the table involve hard dom Matty and orgasm denial and edging 😇

GIRLLL-

he pulls his fingers out of her and she whines at the loss of contact. her hips writhe against the bed and he tuts before slapping the inside of her thigh harshly.

“quit the whining brat, you know what you did and you know that you don’t deserve to cum.”

he placed his fingers back on her clit and rubbed in tight circles, desperate to get her on the edge of bliss again.

she gasped and wriggled about on the sheets, whether she was trying to run away from the pleasure or get more of it she wasn’t sure, but she begged all the same, “p-please sir, i’m so close i-!”

he rips his fingers away from her clit and a harsh sob rips it’s way out from her throat, streams of tears flowing down her cheeks.

he sat back on his knees and watched her; eyes watery, cheeks red, swollen kiss-bitten lips and her heaving chest. his eyes were fixed on her cunt, all puffy and red, swollen from his abuse for the last however long.

she blinked her eyes open and weakly muttered out “matty please-.”

she was cut off when his hand reached out and wrapped around her throat, cutting off her airway.

“stupid girl, i was gonna take pity on you but seeing as you can’t remember a simple rule you’ll have to wait.”

she whimpered and shook her head slightly, blinking up at him with doe eyes. “i’m sorry sir i-i didn’t mean it.”

he pouted down at her mockingly and cocked his head to the side. “oh you didn’t mean it did you?”

her hazy head was too gone to decipher the underlying tone to his words and shook her head, pouting.

he moved his hands to her cheeks and squished them together, making her lips pout. “that’s too bad sweetheart, you knew the rules before we started, i thought you knew better.”

he shook his head and moved back down her body, harshly pinching her nipples. “now you’re going to lay there and take whatever i give you and you’re gonna fucking thank me. understand?”

she nods weakly and stifles a sob. “i understand sir.”

he smirked at her and plunged his fingers back into her entrance with no warning.

“god such a little fucking slut, and all for me hm? my perfect little slut.”

[nerd6log]

So is that Christmas Party advert for Tesco supposed to be some subtle reference to Julian Fawcett? 😝😅

[qrwik]

gonna use this account like my twitter now ig 🤓

[ultimategaydisaster]

With the holidays coming up and people traveling, pet boarding facilities are about to get absolutely SLAMMED. We're already fully booked for Thanksgiving, and we're about half full for Christmas already - our max capacity is 53, (and that's not taking into account dogs from the same family that share a run) and w hen I was at PetSmart, we called 60 or less dogs a slow day.

So, here's a sign, or reminder, or whatever you wanna call it, to check around your local boarding facilities and see if there's anything they need.

(If you don't or can't donate anything on their list, coffee and people treats are always welcomed.)

Every place will have their own list, but these are some near-universa needsl:

Towels, small and large

Food/water bowls (specifically metal, it's easiest to wash and sanitize)

Blankets.

I cannot stress this enough.

BLANKETS.

A good 80% of our blankets are full of holes or straight up falling apart

And we can't get rid of them

Because if we did we wouldn't have enough

Anyway

Cat litter. We use SO MUCH.

Paper towels

Febreze

[cosmotam]

Hi.I Downloaded Tumblr in the last 10 minutes.

You can call me Tam if you want to. Cosmo is just a cool name in my opinion, It kinda reminds me of Cosmo and Vanda.

I like rain, motorcycles, music, headphones , baggy clothes, vans, art, writing, audio books and the wall besides my bed where I hang up over 100 pictures and some fary lights. It looks really messy tbh but it represents myself. There are pics of me, musicians that I fancy, Manga and anime stuff, randome pics like a cow in the ocean, my art and other stuff. It really represents my obsession for some things. It also covers the Torn wallpaper, you may don't know there are holes but there are, I'm just good in hiding things I guess. I ordered today my first pair of vans. I hope they'll fit me. When we were in a show store the day before we asked if they had vans in the Size 42(eur) but they sayd they didn't and they couldn't order them because it doesn't exist a size 42. They lied. It gives them till the Size 50. They lied because they probably thought that I'm a annoying kid. Before the Conversation I cried in the store because I had multiple panic attacks and I couldn't take it. I have a sister, we call her Ann. Ann asked the same lady if they had some pair of shoes in her size and she was completely nice to her and looked for them. I'm so jealous at her because she's thin,beautiful,tall and gets that what she wants. She has light skin and light hair. I'm the complete opposite from her. I think I'm jealous at her because she's that what I always wanted to be. I think everything would be better if I would be an extroverted. All my problems would be gone in just some seconds. I pretty hate myself tbh. In 5th grade I wanted that everyone likes me so I tried to change my personality to an open, crazy, extrovert. I ended up hating myself. Now I can't go out of this bubble of hate and trying to be someone else. I don't recommend trying to be someone else. It just ending up destroying you.

Ok this was a shity deep talk.

Whatever, have a nice day.

[bellqmione]

wheelchairs and canes and glasses and hearing aids and every single other disability aid should be free btw and if you disagree i hate you

[leafie-draws]

I think the biggest downside to having animal ears and a tail would be trying to mask your discomfort in public like imagine trying to play it cool in customer service but your tail keeps bristling

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

god i love my friends. shout out to people who love their friends. this is a post for friend lovers

[a1sart]

if there's one thing this last episode has affirmed for me about Alastor it's that he FUCKING HATES being reminded that he's not the most powerful creature in hell.

Like, he hates being ignored by Carmilla when she says she doesn't care why he was gone

He hates Lucifer ON SIGHT

He threatens to KILL Husk when he dares to mention that Alastor is working for someone more powerful than him

and now this.

Alastor freaking out because he almost died. Something almost killed him. He can fucking die. There is something more powerful than him out there. And it's not something he can ignore or brush off because it almost killed him.

Alastor hates the reminder that he's not as powerful as he tells people he is. He isn't indestructible, he isn't invincible. And he fucking hates that.

[hell0mega]

people are drawing Steamboat Willie Mickey doing all this crazy shit and whatnot, but you could always do that. you can do that now, with current Mickey, just fine. it's fanart and it's legally protected. hell you could take Disney-drawn Mickey and put a caption about unions or whatever on it and it would still be protected under free speech and sometimes even parody law.

what is special about public domain is that you can SELL him. you could take a screenshot and sell it on a tshirt. you can use him to advertise your plumbing business. people have already uploaded and monetized the original film.

you could always have Mickey say what you want, but now you can profit off it.

[forcryingoutlloud]

omg yes pls something smutty based off guilty as sin im begging

okay yay!!! i’m so excited for this but will it live up to the expectations i have in my head? probably not but i’ll start working on it as soon as :))

[the-cunt-of-montecristo]

An important message to heterosexuals, listen carefully: you do not, and I repeat do NOT, have to marry someone you actively dislike, don't enjoy spending time with and/or whose hobbies you despise. You do not have to do that!! stop doing that!!!

[maxthesillyy]

[ultimategaydisaster]

as is turns out, crossing a pitbull with a german shorthaired pointer with give you a strong, mega-drooly dog with Super Anxiety.

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

[dreemurr-skelememer]

anyway,. back to your usual queue'd posts.