#should I order pizza?

[porrigens]

ryugoro silliness

[youssefguedira]

V, JoeNicky & Nile

V. An abandoned or empty place.

When Joe pulls the sheet off the couch it kicks up enough dust that it makes Nile sneeze. The couch underneath is old, wooden frame rotting, fabric stained and full of holes where moths have eaten away at it. 

“Sorry,” Joe says to Nile when she finally manages to get the sneezing under control. “Didn’t realise it was that bad.” He puts his hands on his hips and looks down at the couch. Nile looks it over.

“There’s no saving that,” she says, wiping at her eyes. She can heal from falling over ten stories, but she can’t get away from allergies.

Joe frowns. “I liked that couch.”

The house is older than anywhere else they’ve brought her, and has been abandoned for long enough that it’s falling apart. But through some trick of posing as their own sons, or something, Joe and Nicky still own it, even if there’s a giant hole in the roof and all the windows are broken. Why they’d decided to come back here, Nile doesn’t know, but it’s a nice enough area, and a good distraction from, well. Everything. Growing back a leg, she’s discovered, is not fun. 

From one of the other rooms – she thinks it’s the kitchen, she’s not actually sure where Nicky had wandered to – there’s the sound of something breaking and crashing to the ground, and a muffled curse. 

Joe makes a questioning noise in the vague direction of the kitchen. A few moments later, Nicky appears in the doorway, covered in dust. “I am okay,” he says. “But I think we will need to go out to eat tonight.”

“Nothing?” 

Nicky shakes his head. “Unless you want to start a fire and go hunt some rabbits.”

Joe grins. “Just like old times, right?”

Nile shakes her head firmly, which makes Nicky smile. She loves them, but there’s no way they’re doing that. 

“We can probably clear out enough space in here,” Joe says, gesturing to the floor. “Get the sleeping bags out of the car. Probably have to start a fire anyway, but…”

Nile looks around again while Joe says something to Nicky in Arabic that makes him laugh. The house is falling apart, sure, but it’s structurally stable, and the bones are all there. It could be something. They’ve got time to make it something. 

Nicky is the one who goes for pizza in the end – he doesn’t trust Nile and Joe to order it if left to their own devices – while they try to clear out a space in the living room. Eventually, though, after Nile has another sneezing fit, Joe suggests they just take the sleeping bags outside instead, which works out a lot better. He sets about starting a fire with practiced ease while Nile sets out the sleeping bags around it. They’re far enough away from civilisation that she can’t hear cars passing by, which is kind of surreal, and the stars are brighter than she’s ever seen them. 

When Nicky gets back, two boxes balanced on one arm and a bottle of wine in the other, he looks over their makeshift camp and laughs. “Just like old times, then?” he asks.

Joe grins. “Except we have pizza.”

“And actual sleeping bags,” Nile says.

“Ah, these modern inventions could never quite match the comfort of a pile of furs,” Joe says wistfully. Nile gives him a look. She’s ninety percent sure that one’s bullshit, but she can never quite tell with him. 

Nicky sets down the pizza boxes, and jogs back to the car to grab the pack of plastic wine glasses they’d bought before they got here. 

“We should’ve bought marshmallows,” Nile says. “Could have made s’mores.”

“Well, we’ll have to go to the hardware store tomorrow anyway,” Joe points out. “And I think it’ll be a little while before we can actually sleep in there.”

“Tomorrow, then?”

“Tomorrow,” Nicky agrees.

[whereismyhat5678]

“You should get some asks done”

“You should do some sketches of random stuff”

“Maybe you should start doing that portrait you said you were gonna do”

….Man. I’m gonna do somethin’ stupid-

The start was good but I think the last part went to fast so sorry for that :(

Anyways this took way to long to do-

(It still makes me chuckle though-)

[dayurno]

Every day I have to come into your blog to cleanse myself from awful Kevjean takes. Every time I see a TikTok video about how Kevin was evil for leaving Jean in the Nest and blatantly misinterpreting the scene where they talk about it in TSC I have to come here or I'm gonna start shooting people

ITS BEEN SO WEIRD LATELY RIGHT……. i feel like more people are making downright untruthful claims on kevin’s good name lately. it’s not like it didn’t happen before but there is certainly a degree of desperation lately especially with kevjean because i suppose they believe kevin is a threat to jerejean 😭 relax…. unclench. how are you letting a man on the other side of the country threaten your favorite ship

this subject is so exhausted too but one thing that’s been annoying me more than anything lately is the people either calling kevin a coward for leaving or making up that other characters find him a coward for it. alright you do it then aftg fan. you stand up and leave everything you have ever known after years of cultist abuse and seclusion with nothing to your name, beaten as all fuck and literally only your father’s name as a guiding light 👋

[detentiontrack]

Beloved mutuals what should I eat for dinner?

[syndrossi]

huh, should i read or should i finish writing the grammar test my students have tomorrow…🤔

depends, which of these options has pizza?

[unopenablebox]

i have been accidentally asleep all evening but gf still lovingly kisses on the head and makes me macaroni cheese 😌

[beannary]

wow my dad said that he wouldnt order me a pizza and that i would have to make the phone call myself, screaming crying and throwing up how could he do this to me my life has never been so hard

[phoenixiancrystallist]

Month 11, day 8

(╯°□°）╯ • • • D • O • T • S • ! • ! • ! • • •

DOTS MAKING PRETTY PATTERNS :D

I went in with exactly zero plans besides "make pretty pearl-like jewelry" and you know what? #NailedIt Although I did get a little lazy there for the back view; literally just copied the front view and smushed things around with various transformation tools lol. You can tell by how blurry it is. You can also tell that I added another little dangly thing towards the side of the cloak that wraps around front, because it's not all blurry XD

[ireallydohateyou2]

[mildmayfoxe]

i didn’t post about it here yesterday but i made masala with a whole bunch of stuff in it (chickpea paneer AND tofu) (because i’m the boss and i get to do what i want) and it came out only ok (too much coriander, really old garam masala, weird taste) (edible but not ideal) and i just ate it as stew yesterday but today i made myself make basmati and eat it again as leftovers instead of ordering pizza. everybody clap

[six-of-ravens]

eeeuuuggghhhhh I have like 1 hour before I have to leave but which Chore should I dedicate it to

[phulge]

not gonna lie dan had me in the first half hating on detroit style pizza but we got him in the end boys

[soft-serve-soymilk]

Having salivated over European food yesterday, here’s the head children’s takes on gastronomy:

[lilac-gold]

i'm sorry but hero is absolutely the sort of person to order a salad at mcdonald's

[doctorwhoisadhd]

bibliography for my leitmotif paper still has to be formatted but it is

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