#should have stayed in the drafts

[stvrlitsky]

[super-glued-socks]

in the town, straight up "royston it"

and by it i mean, well lets justr say, my vasey

[fairyysoup]

need eddie to chew up a weed gummy and spit it into my mouth like feeding a baby bird yk

[butchrottie]

Oh to have a butch sit me down and comb my hair. Oh to have them softly caress my scalp while I look at them in the mirror. Oh to have their calloused hands caress my face as I lean my head back to kiss them. Oh to have them take the clippers, no guard, and gently shave my head, making sure everything is even and perfect, being careful to not leave any nicks. Oh to have them take the towel off my shoulders, doing their best to not have any hair fall in my shirt. Oh to have them pass their hand on my soft newly buzzed scalp. Oh to have them tell me they're grateful and glad I asked them to shave my head. Oh to have them tell me how handsome and perfect I look in their eyes and that everything is going to be okay.

[roscoe-me-and-this-fuckin-kid]

im a gerardgirl meaning my head wants a raygirl to take care of me but my heart wants a frankgirl to !@@&:$&@*^#%?!* me

[rotting-brains]

finally being able to catch up and finish the owl house after getting over alador's existance and the terrible writing choice of having him be redeemed only to remember the much worse, much more recurring, infinitely more annoying writing choice present in the form of a blonde guy

[cringefailtiger]

sometimes I doubt that I'm a lesbian but then I see a pussy shaped stone and salivate

[johnlennonbignaturals]

i just found out Ice Cube is a Trump supporter (or at least Trump adjacent) and i'm just so confused? like did he forget he wrote the lyrics to "Fuck Tha Police"? did he not put THIS IMAGE in his "Who's The Mack" music video?

i'm so lost on why he would praise Trump because he quite literally goes against a majority of what he stands (or i guess stood) for.

[jaxieshauna]

knowing who every anon is on my oomfies accounts bc they always pick the same emojis && i know them too well

[vonkarma2]

I saw Baize Ross at a grocery store in Portsmouth yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[ikinntorispring]

Just saying your mom should have swallowed 🤷‍♀️

[rhubarbmuncher]

Just blew my nose so hard I pulled a muscle in my shoulder.

[ppeoplewacher]

What if i started to pronounce Frazier like Fra-zee-ay I think I should start doing that that sounds fun

[caprine-bees]

I consider myself non-binary and used to consider myself trans-masc, but damn if I don't love having boobies. you know what gives me gender envy? that transfems get to take hormones end experience the joy and delight of growing boobies. to transform one's self to such a peak form. curving in a different way with every movement of the arms... nice

anyways happy pride

[99orphans]

you're f*cking insane?

i think not

for here i sit

insane

and unfucked

[secretagentsagainstwhatever]

thirteen reasons is rookie numbers i’m into the thousands