#shoulda known better

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I’m gonna be real I haven’t even started next week’s update yet AKDHDKF too lost in the totk sauce,,,,,,wish me luck this weekend 🫡

[galaxytittus]

game crashed while trying to save

[sh4-dows]

i wasnt eating and you still said nothing

[feelmyskinonyourskin]

There goes my bracket.

[pilfappreciator]

I just saw your request guidelines! how about a John Dory x gn!reader that babies him? he's all abt being the leader and bossy and such, it would be cute when he turns soft and lets the reader baby him.

Ah yes, love me some middle-aged dumb jock "all about that van life" squating in the woods and interrupting strangers weddings for no reason ex-boyband member fluff 😘

John Dory x Reader: his ass needs pampering

Includes: GN! Reader, touch-starved John Dory, mentions of prolonged isolation, slight angst

🥽 It'll take some time (and lots of persuasion on your end) before John Dory even CONSIDERS the idea of letting someone else take the reigns

🥽 He was forced to grow up pretty quick when he was younger. He was the oldest of five and it didn't seem like any of them had parents to fall back during their childhood. Sure, there was Grandma Rosiepuff but it wasn't quite the same... and after Brozone started to take off in popularity, John Dory felt it was his time to step up as a leader

🥽 Obviously, having that kind of pressure on your shoulders while growing up in the public eye doesn't bode well for someone's self-worth

🥽 I feel like John Dory found comfort in being in charge tho?? Like he likes when things go his way so he definitely appreciated the feeling of control lol

🥽 BUT LIKE I SAID, this man CAN be talked into taking the backseat for once!!

🥽 Start out small. Maybe do little favors for him, like grabbing him a tool or item he needs before he goes for it himself, or holding doors open so he can walk through, or using your thumb to wipe some crumbs or sauce off his face (this guys a messy eater, don't even ATTEMPT to convince me otherwise)

🥽 Tbh he probably won't even notice what you're doing at first. He'll just be like "aw thanks babe :]" and move his ass right along

🥽 He'll only start taking the hint once you start escalating those favors. Next thing he knows you're offering to drive Rhonda so he can relax, or making his meals for him, or offering massages

🥽 I mean... he might not refuse that last one but that's besides the point shahlskdja

🥽 It's only when you start taking on some of his chores and usual manual labor that he starts speaking up

🥽 "Look, babe, I appreciate what you're tryin' to do but it's fine! I've got this!"

"No, it's cool, I'll do it."

"Seriously, you don't have to."

"I know! But I want to."

"Really, your boy's got thi---"

"You sit your ass down and enjoy that sandwich I made you, John Dory."

"Okay o_o"

🥽 Yeahhhh you're definitely gonna have to be firm with this man if you actually want him to relax. Maybe make his ass do a puzzle or something askjdhas

🥽 I mean it's not like you're taking away his whole sense of agency or anything. He still has the freedom to go and do as he pleases, it's just that now he's got you looking over his shoulder, ready to jump in once he so much as STARTS overworking himself. It's gonna take him some time to get used to being doted on. Fully expect some pouty looks being thrown your way and to hear him grumbling under his breath

🥽 BUT THEN YOU START ESCALATING EVEN FURTHER?? Suddenly you're buying/making him things he needs, like new tools or equipment??? Maybe you two are out on the town one day and you spot him eyeing something through the window of one of the shops, and a few days later—

🥽 "WHOA!! WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?!"

"Oh, I just saw it the other day and thought of you! :D"

"...Babe, that's a grappling hook."

"Did I stutter?"

🥽 John Dory starts coming around to the idea of being spoiled after that lol

🥽 I'm like 99% sure everyone in the fandom agrees that this man? This guy who's been living all alone in the wilderness and probably eating insects for nutrients for like 20 years??

🥽 TOUCH-STARVED AS HELL

🥽 I mean he was already pretty touchy-feely BEFORE you started pampering him... but then you start giving him more massages (specifically back/shoulder/foot rubs)... and getting him to lay his head on your stomach/lap after a long day... and running your fingers across his scalp all the while...

🥽 Better have a mop and bucket on standby cuz if this man melts any further, he'll be a puddle ;))

🥽 Definitely starts to seek you out after he's had a bad day/been in his head too long. Lay some kisses on his forehead pretty pls <33

🥽 WORDS OF AFFIRMATION!! DROP SOME PRAISE AND COMPIMENTS ON THIS GUY!!! I mean he probably got plenty of that during his Brozone days but most of them were aimed at his looks/music

🥽 I mean he's definitely not gonna complain if you call him a hunk but I digress

Not even gonna lie to yall... When the first teaser for the movie dropped I was like "Hmm... idk if the movie's gonna as good as the last one but at least Branch's long lost brother is hot"

ALKSHDJLKJAKSD IM SORRY BUT WHY DID THEY MAKE ALL THE CHARACTERS HOT WHAT THE FUCK

[draco-after-dark]

Dory Verse: The arm saga

part 2

Part 1

Part 3

Eldest and youngest @matmiraculous

Crystaldory @tea0w0stache

Brotherhood JD belongs to @tea0w0stache and @0ketlyn-s

World tour au belongs to @year2000electronics

Feral JD au belongs to me B]

[energonbunny]

I was honestly convinced that at the end, when the door opened, it would be followed by Deadpool and Wolverine violently making out against it. I'm not sad at the ending we got because Deadpool got Wolverine to be a part of The Gang, but damn... I wanted the making out...

[sae-mian]

『STRETCH』

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[VIERAPRIL2024]

[vampireassistant]

as much as i love alexander skarsgard and matthew mcconaughey theres just smth about them that doesn't convey the same level of sinisterness in their roles as the og portrayal of randall flagg does:

[queenlua]

i haven't touched baldur's gate 3 at all, but it *sounds* like some of the patches they're doing pretty fundamentally alter the way some of the story beats land? which is my personal worst nightmare for a narrative i actually enjoy, lol. like, i disliked the changes FFXV made to its story with its "Royal Edition" so much that i fuckin UNINSTALLED MY WHOLE GAME & reinstalled the base game from scratch, but. hey at least i had that option!!! if it'd been stuck with their shitty story changes forever i would've been Lighting Some Fires let me tell you

[manwiththemagic]

I genuinely don't think I'll ever understand people☹️ like Everytime I'm sick it can't just be a sickness, I'm either dying or it's not enough. I'm so tired of not being believed or not being trusted. I feel like dog water and it feels like no one cares.

GAHHH why is the only thing that makes sense in life fiction. Like yes please take me to an apocalyptic nightmare at least i understand the world there 💀💀

[calkale]

I should be learning the karma by jojo siwa dance rn but nooooo i gotta learn about energy in physics 🤮

[ispyspookymansion]

I am so sorry for you it feels like people genuinely do not understand how to be polite anymore 😭

i know the post was kinda rude also i will own that but it was being a little silly with it……whatever i ❤️ blocking people so its fine

[liverpool-enjoyer]

story no one asked for: when i was younger i didnt know that ny was like the most important city in the world. it was jus the place that i lived. so when i was eleven n taylor swift put out a song called welcome to new york it felt so personal i was like ohmygosh of all the places in the world she chose my lil town!!! thank you taylor!!

[smolbeandrabbles]

Me: Why the heck of all people did I fall for this man!?

The art work on my wall:

Me: Oh, well, shit…

[tododeku-or-bust]

Something that irks me is that that asshole stepson of the Hamish billionaire, the one that was bragging about the blink-182 concert and saying the N word and stalking women and shit, is gonna get a billion dollar checkbook if hes in that will and i HATE that 😭 like ugh yet another obnoxious asshat inheriting wealth beyond our wildest dreams and he too was practically wishing death on his stepfather. Life surely ain't fair 🤣😭