#shrimp jump

[pyrochilles]

Vote Applebees!!

[theavefinn]

recent d20 doodles (why tf is brennan lee mulligan so fucking hard to draw) 🫡

[duxsilvae]

who out here wants to join me in putting time, money, and effort into doing a Shrimp Jump in real life? I need to see what this would look like plus we'd become maximum legends.

[verosvault]

🚨SPOILERS FOR FANTASY HIGH JUNIOR YEAR EPISODE 5!!!🚨

Dimension20 "Fantasy High Junior Year"

Episode 5 "Mall Madness"

Timestamp: 1:57:28

Video Length: 3min. & 53sec.

The Shrimp Jump (pt.1 | ‣pt.2)

Fig jumps with her feet on the seat like it's a skateboard!!! 😂😂🤣🤣💀💀

Murph: "You kickflip the motorcycle." 😂😂🤣🤣

Brennan: "Midair, Kristen Applebees, with a Dexterity we know she does NOT have-!" 😭✋

Fig has two 4th-level spells and she throws two 4th-level Fireballs under her! 😭

Zac: "Gorgug, as he sees this, thinks 'everything's gonna be okay.'" 😭😭😭

I LOVE THAT GORGUG LINE SO MUCH!!! 😭😭😭😭✋✋✋✋

Brennan's reaction! 😂👏

Murph: "I have my hand out on nothing and I think it's Kristen." 💀

Riz: "Kristen, I think this is gonna be a good campaign."

Kristen: "What?!"

Riz: "Shhh-" 😂💀

😂😭

Brennan: "Is the point to land in the tartar sauce or beyond the tartar sauce?"

Emily: "The idea for me is that I light the tartar sauce on fire and land in it."

Lou: "The ramp was done to land in the tartar sauce."

Ally: "We're dipping the shrimp into the tartar sauce." 😂🤣💀

Murph: "It's like doing a dive into the pool." 😂🤣💀

Brennan: "You see- Time stands still! Fireballs are raining from the Hangman as Kristen kickflips it so the Hangman is roaring in midair. Fire roars out of the skull at the top of the Hangman"

Fig: *whispers* "Conor, This one's for you!"

Fabian and Riz looks out and sees that everyone's eyes have become dewy with tears as they look out! 😭✋

Mazey puts her hands on her lips!

Max Durden does that finger snap! 😆😭

Brennan: "All of them begin to almost cry in religious awe as this motorcycle, and it hits tartar, and you just hear a whisper from someone whose face you can't see, because it doesn't matter, because they're just speaking what's on everybody's mind. 'This is gonna be a great year.'"

Fig emerges covered in flaming tartar sauce like Daenerys! 😂😂

Murph's laughter after Emily said that!!! 😂😂🤣🤣✋✋

Brennan: "Mother of Dragons. Mother of Tartar Sauce. You come out as the Mother of Tartar Sauce." 😂😂

There's a hush and then a loud uproaring cheer and clapping!!! 😆😆😆

Ragh tells everyone to get up here and he takes his shirt off! 😂🤣💀✋

Kids start hitting the ramp!

Ragh sails over into another yard! 😭✋

Gorgug: "He's too buttery!" 😂🤣😭✋

Gorgug: "Stop doing the ramp!" 😂

Riz: "You don't have to butter yourself. The ramp itself is buttered!"

Torek is buttering kids left and right! 😭✋

Riz: "Okay, no no no! Un-butter the ramp then! One butter!"

Mazey's fur is soaked in butter!

Mazey at Fabian: "Maximum Legend!"

See you at Basrar's!

See you in the cars!

Zac: "We're gonna need more butter!"

Lou: *sighs* "It's tough to be maximum legend when you just watched a dead zombie god slide out of the Astral Plane." 😭✋

See you in the Tartar!

[dropoutposts]

Fig Faeth [as told by the Tumblr shitpost generator]

[ornitharts]

Kipperlilly is definitely pulling some strings to get Kristen expelled. The confrontation makes it seem that the election is running in Kristen’s favor and Kristen getting expelled ensures that Kipperlilly will win by default.

[onenicebugperday]

Cave bristletail, Trigoniophthalmus alternatu, Machilidae (jumping bristletails)

Jumping bristletails are wingless insects found throughout the world. Most are herbivorous scavengers. Their name comes from their ability to jump considerable distances when disturbed. The cave bristletail in particular is found primarily in the United States and Europe.

Photos 1-3 by pierrebornand and 4 (for scale) by juan_sphex

[spellboundcrown]

are you truly accountable for your actions if you're merely a pawn?

[mastersvetlana]

I don’t understand what I just watched. I just know it was fucking awesome

[warriormoustache]

Got my first shrimp goby pair last week and this is my impression of them so far.

[gods-favorite-autistic]

If I had a nickel for every time the bad kids had a plot relevant crab party I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

[brella-boi]

Mini Bug Phone Charms

Now available on my Etsy shop! Aren't they just the cutest things? 🥺

Link in source and notes!

[sluttylittlewaste]

Hilarious that the same people defending any and all questionable choices the Bad Kids make (namely Kristen lbr) by saying "They're just kids! They have all this trauma and it's fucked up to expect teens to be good and nice all the time!" are the same people insisting that Kipperlily is an evil bitch and the Ratgrinders deserve to die.

[verosvault]

🚨SPOILERS FOR FANTASY HIGH JUNIOR YEAR EPISODE 5!!!🚨

Dimension20 "Fantasy High Junior Year"

Episode 5 "Mall Madness"

Timestamp: 1:52:39

Video Length: 4min. & 48sec.

The Shrimp Jump (‣pt.1 | pt.2)

Fig: "Kristen, do you feel ready to do the shrimp jump? If you are freaking out, I'll go up there and I'll do it as you."

Kristen: "Really?"

Fig: "Do you need that? I don't wanna take it from you is what I don't wanna do."

Kristen is having an existential crisis. 🥲

Kristen either rolls it with disadvantage or begs Fig. 🥺🥺 (I love how Ally was the one to say that they'd be rolling it with disadvantage if they got up there to do it. 🥺)

Riz casts invisibility on Kristen! 😭✋

Brennan: "Literally, in your moment of crisis, you are made to disappear." 🥲💀

Ally: "I'm exponentially more alone while you guys—"

Murph: "No, you're here! You're here!"

Lou: "You're here!"

😭😭😭

Fig ducks away and now she's at the top of the ramp disguised as Kristen and she waves! 😆

Kristen is invisible but she puts the ear piece in and is now Fig's Secret Service 😂

Hangman is so excited that it's Fig riding him and not Kristen! 😂🤣💀

Hangman: "I am a creature of the Nine Hells! But if an archdevil likes the shrimp costume..." 😭😭😂😂

Torek Railgrinder!!! 😆😆

Butter on a ramp is ESSENTIAL! 😂🤣💀

Riz: "It was MY IDEA to fill the pool with tartar sauce!!" *hissing noises*

😂😂🤣🤣💀💀

Kristen is staring 1,000 miles away! 😭✋

Riz keeps repeating that Kristen is with them! 😭🥺

Riz: "Kristen! You're still here! You're still here!"

Fig tells Riz to get everyone outside by the tartar sauce.

SO MANY PEOPLE ARE AT THIS PARTY!!! RJAKDKEKF

Torek stole the lights from the Theater Department! 😂 LGBT ALLIANCE! EJWJJFJE!!

Just a thumbs up! 😂

Torek Railgrinder: "Classic Applebees"

😂🤣💀🥴

Fig blasts "Crazy Train" from the Hangman's radio! 😂🤣💀

Fig casts Fireballs into the tartar sauce pool! 🤣😂💀

Fabian gives Fig a bardic and Kristen adds Bless! 😭💗

Fabian: "Residents of Elmville! As you all know, we choose a president at the Aguefort Adventuring Academy every year, and there's a new president in town! It's the one, it's the only, Kristen Applebees!"

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

This is dexterity and Fig has land vehicle proficiency! 😆😆👌👌👏👏

Dex + proficiency and Emily can add the bardic from Fabian! 😆

Torek offers the help action! 😆

NAT20 ON THE SHRIMP JUMP!!!!

Lou: "Where was that when we were trying to save the god?"

😭😭😭😭 NAH BUT FR THOUGH!!! 😭😭✋✋

Brennan: "So the goddess of mystery and doubt is unmade in a fractured astral mall, but you watch-"

LOL AT ALLY WITH THE BOOK ON THEIR HEAD AND THE PRAYER POSE!!! 😂😂🤣🤣👏👏

Ally: "I love my friends. I love my friends so much."

Brennan: "Kristen, your goddess is gone and a being whose name you do not know speaks to you with rage and malice from a realm beyond as the body of Conor Counterspell, that purple hat mall cop wizard, and whoever wanted strudel are unmade." 😭😭😭😭

[candycryptids]

I never shared my favorite screenshots of all time what the fuck. These were taken at the end of Endwalkers when I was feeling a lot of things about the closing of one adventure to look to the horizon on the next.

An adventure is only as wonderful as the friends you share it with… thank you for playing with me 💖

[lizzle-the-edu-gamer]

I truly love the pure chaotic story telling joy that Ally embodies in D20.

Spending their first action to campaign for class president at a middle school, where no one can vote for them, and it feels like blatant trespassing.

And Brennan is just like, hell yeah, do it.

The unpredictability is something that keeps me going.