what if i didn't want to see frog butt cheeks
listen if you come into my house where we are celebrating the tiny ass cheeks of the world’s most underappreciated amphibians and you overturn our table of snacks and proclaim your hatred for very very very small booty cheeks then we are obligated to beat you to insensibility. with frog buttcheeks.
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Uhhh I cannot think of anything really cool ninjago related to say or draw atm so….
Insert extremely cool and funny ninjago thing!!!
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Saying "have a blessed day" after asking me for money I don't fucking have is so. Fucking AGITATING actually.
Fuck God and fuck you, blessings don't exist and I hope every Christian church gets EGGED. FUCK YOU.
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Mhm mhm, I'll see u around buddy :) have a frogg
i will cherish my little frog with my life <3 much love to you! raise hell and praise dale
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literally all I do all day is match ppl's energy like 100% and its so funny to see the customers freak out about it like oh you mean suddenly its not okay to start a conversation with a stranger aggressive as hell? wow I wonder whose idea that was
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Writing is hard. There’s not enough synonyms for the word “rock”
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mavi kalp ne dmk
Yılbaşı/kış için temanın mavi yaptın temama uysun diye 😔 bir anlamı yok maalesef
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I feel like we, as a society, have forgotten about platform crocs too soon
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Why are my top posts the most stupid things of all time. 😭
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Something brand new! And with a frog this time? What a surprise!
I really liked drawing this. I missed my lil cartoon frogs. And while drawing this, I realized I don't draw nearly enough strawberries as I should. I just made up Sweetie and I would die for her.
If you can't read it, the thought bubble says "✨strawberry✨", the writing above says "This is Sweetie", and the writing below says "Sweetie hopes you have a berry good day"
My blog might get flooded with Sweetie sooner or later, she's now my character of my love.
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