#sigmund and freud💀💀

[thedevilsfamiliar]

I wonder if it’s been enough generations that a Sigmund Freud look alike has popped up once more

[phoenixtakaramono]

I cannot with this man—! 💀 🥛

Homelander, you and your weird obsessive (breast)(cow)milk and lactation kink spiral has now officially taken a nose-dive into the Oedipus Complex. Sigmund Freud would like to have a word with you.

[x3nshit]

rip sigmund freud you would’ve loved living in the generation where we use “daddy” and “mommy” to refer to people we find attractive 💀

[exchangell]

points of authority (am/reader) - ch.5

am finally gets a taste of human carnality- only to be met with the repercussions of his new body’s instincts and innate emotional response.

NOTES: NEW CHAPTER!!! this was my first time writing something moreso on the sexual side- i’m not sure of if it’ll be the last 💀

TAGS: codependency, science experiments, abusive relationships, mommy issues, references to sigmund freud, biblical allusions, mild ellen/reader, crying, dacryphilia, jealousy, sexual tension, major character death, psychological warfare, power dynamics, men crying, symbiotic relationship, mutual pining, unrequited lust, religious imagery, computer programming, sadism, religious imagery, sexism, electrocution, references to frankenstein, praising, god complex, snakes, loss of virginity, possessive behaviour, major character undeath, cannibalism, animal sacrifice, phantom of the opera references, hate sex, power dynamics, corruption, other tags to be added

WORD COUNT: 15,538

CHAPTERS: 5/7

C/W: descriptions of violence, major character death (and revival), sexism

[11queensupreme11]

Do you think the Posy sons got some sibling rivalry going on? Did they get their father-grandpa's murderous tendencies? They know Momma Percy will always be their dad's favorite child so they're battling it out for 2nd place.

But I can also see them as doing the bare minimum to reach their dad's standards just enough that he won't be mad at them but ultimately they don't care cuz Momma said they're perfect just the way they are 🥰 they don't care if he doesn't praise them, their mother-sister is enough. And they're definitely plotting to throw their father-grandpa into Charybdis (saw it in Poseidon's 3x3 I guess it's one of the creatures he created?) cuz all he does is hover over their mom.

i like to think that the sons are a all different; some lean more towards percy's personality while others are more crueller like poseidon. they're all hardcore mama's boys tho 🥺

i can imagine them giving her so many gifts on mother's day with a bunch of beautifully hand-written cards that talk about how much they love and appreciate her 💖

then there's fathers day lol. poseidon's lucky if he manages to get one card that just says "thx" 💀

(sigmund freud would love this family, there's some heavy oedipus complex vibes from them 😭)

[rainswept]

“Most classical accounts, including Pausanias (10.28) and later Dante's Inferno (3.78), portray the Acheron as the entrance to the Underworld and depict Charon ferrying the souls of the dead across it.”

The word is also occasionally used as a synecdoche for Hades itself. Virgil mentions Acheron with the other infernal rivers in his description of the underworld in Book VI of the Aeneid. In Book VII, line 312[13] he gives to Juno the famous saying, flectere si nequeo superos, Acheronta movebo: 'If I cannot bend the will of Heaven, I shall move Hell.' The same words were used by Sigmund Freud as the dedicatory motto for his seminal book The Interpretation of Dreams, figuring Acheron as psychological underworld beneath the conscious mind.

acheron ‘introduced’ us to penacony and the ‘dreamscape.’ we’re in hell. i don’t know if this means anything but.. knowing hoyoverse, maybe aventurine was right about her not being what she seemed.

also which hsr player got to the wiki 💀💀

[thankdeadgodman]

Greg Davies and Alex Horne going back and forth to referencing each other in a sexual matter and paternal way 💀💀

Sigmund Freud, you can't keep getting away with this

[iwtv2022]

That moment when Louis says "the vampire Armand, the love of my life" and Daniel is looking at him like "the love of your life should be Sigmund Freud because you need therapy" he was judging him so hard like i can't even we are all Daniel 💀

Scream? I swear all these anons want to put me into an early grave I'm...

[topguncortez]

“Our boobs”

Okay Karl Marx 😭💀

no bc i asked why men are obsessed with boobs and he said “it’s an innate feeling. it’s our instinct to go to boobs”

and i’m like “sigmund freud would have a field day with you”

[raysofcrosby]

Saw Matty’s GF in his instagram photos. Her and Emma both look just like Chantal…😭

you’re about to awaken one sir sigmund freud w that statement nonnie 💀💀💀💀

[sansaorgana]

SIGMUND FREUD?????

Stop it, literally everyone makes fun of me including my mum! But I had a lot about him during philosophy class and I know his psychoanalysis is often considered controversial but he still is the one who invented it so like even if he was wrong at some things, it still matters and as I said I'm more into his philosophy. Maybe not as in I totally agree but it fascinates me. His brain fascinates me, I guess.

And he looks kinda handsome... 🫣 I mean, he looks like a man who knows his worth and his eyes are staring right into your soul.

Idk, my mum says it's daddy issues but I say that intelligence is sexy 😬💀

[angryborzois]

I had a long dream about being in this mystery (or horror?) video game. It was multiplayer, and my party consisted of very random characters: Jin from Kamen Rider Amazons (that shit was so long ago I didnt know my brain still knew him), Kaito from a Japanese boys group that I don't even listen to, Yusuke from Yu Yu Hakusho, and Botan also from YYH. I think in the beginning there were also some other randoms but I think they died along the way LMAO. This is completely unrelated but I had pink hair in this dream 💀💀💀

Anyway, the game started off in an alternate version of my room. There were placards on my walls and they contained old black-and-white pictures of random men (and Sigmund Freud for some reason?). Numbers and playing cards were also plastered on the space near them, but I couldn't figure out what the numbers meant. For some reason, an Omikuji was on the wall (I don't know how to explain what that is, but it's a slip of paper you get from a shrine that tells you your luck for the year) and Yusuke took it for some reason (I think it's important later).

We moved out of the area and completed the first few objectives which were easy (ngl I forgot what we did). We were now in a sea town that had abandoned military tanks parked here and there. There was a dock that led to a massive clock tower with intricate webs of bridges surrounding it. The clock hit 12, and the bells of the clock tower began to echo--I think that meant something, but I can't quite recall it. Anyways, there was one particular bridge that connected the clock tower to something else, and our objective was to "find the end of the bridge" (whatever that meant). The bridge was massive, but we eventually found what we thought was the end of it which was a section where it broke off. I remember looking down and admiring how clear and beautiful the waters were beneath.

I think that a few moments later we got surrounded by armymen? And we had to jump off the bridge to escape. Somehow we made it away and discussed our plans at a nearby shore. There were lots of crabs there, and I remember Yusuke and Kaito were just messing around trying to catch crabs, much to our annoyance. (I almost joined in ngl)

Somehow we came to the conclusion that our next step was to dive underwater? Apparently an old version of the clock tower was submerged, and we had to find something there.

We all dived in, and there were a bunch of submerged buildings. For some reason, I saw a glimpse of the girl from the We're Still Underground MV, but she disappeared.

I don't know how the Omikuji survived all of that water, but Botan asked Yusuke if he still had the Omikuji, and he pulled it out of his pocket. Right when he did that, something happened (I remember seeing Botan's panicked expression) and then I woke up.

[spirngakawening]

Once again reminiscing over Hamlet in yr12 Lit Studies.

We wanted to properly cast roles and act it out as we read it, so our teacher gave us role preference sheets

I put Hamlet as my top preference because it would've been SO gender. And I was unopposed, so I indeed read for Hamlet! And it was very gender 😎

P sure my second preference was Horatio because - and I don't think this is acknowledged enough - Horatio is ALSO very gender. Like,,, he's a nerd he's the sensible foil to his best friend's chaos he's HORATIO.

The classmate who ended up reading for Horatio happened to be a girl who I thought was v cool and aesthetically attractive agahsjdlmdvsl 💀 I refrained from joking to her about hamratio because I didn't wanna make her uncomfortable*

But like we all saw the hamratio when we watched the David Tenant version of the final scene agshdlf

*(this girl was the only one who hadn't considered that Dorian Gray and Basil Howard might be gay - even the churchgoers thought they were gay!! But also this girl had The Song of Achilles on her bookshelf so idk what to make of that. Regardless, I couldn’t figure out a good way to joke with her about it and was never gonna be shooting any shots anyway. I wasn't out as anything in hs and I've never been too fussed about dating. I didn't fully realise that I probably had a crush on her - I'd never had a non-boy crush at this point. ANYWAY,)

My third preference was Polonius because he's funny and ironically verbose. As someone who is verbose, and existentially contradictory, I can relate. I thought it'd be a fun role to play with if I wasn't Hamlet or Horatio.

But, since I did read for Hamlet, I had the hilarious experience of mime-stabbing a classmate through a blanket and dragging him "off-stage"... his legs still moving to assist in the dragging made for great physical comedy

The guy holding the blanket-tapestry doubled as the actor for king hamlet's ghost, with the same blanket as his ghost costume lol

Fortinbras brought the exact 'okay I just walked in on something here' energy that she needed to at the end

I think Rosencrantz and Guildenstern didn't really wanna be there... which honestly fit their characters! V much 'uhh I'm just here to do my job but I'm not paid for THIS' vibes

Our teacher, legend he is, recited 'to be or not to be' from memory - some classmates kept track and noted like, one minor error in his whole recitation. Slightly disappointing that I didn't get to read that part, but it was hella impressive and fun to witness

I can't remember which section it was, but once, near the end of the day, a classmate I really respected complimented how I read one of Hamlet's sections and I will never forget that, I will remember how that moment felt forever and ever

Very glad we didn't have to read out the full scene between Hamlet and Gertrude before Polonius dies (all the psych students in the room, including myself, were cursing Sigmund Freud after discussing that scene). Also glad we didn't read many scenes between Hamlet and Ophelia. I would've felt so bad talking to my classmates like that 💀

For our final lesson of reading Hamlet, we went to the multipurpose room and our teacher brought props

I clashed broomsticks with Laertes (who was much more focused on the swordfighting than I was, I was just trying to read my lines man), Gertrude had her chalice, I took the plastic crown from Claudius' head after he sipped grape juice from our teacher's 'mug life' mug, and Horatio kinda just stood at a distance reading her lines during our final conversation, maybe coming to kneel beside me as I died?

It was brilliant.

[eris-rose]

sigmund freud? more like sigmund FRAUD 🤣🤣💀

[11queensupreme11]

Come up with 13 fighters from the Gods' side and 13 fighters from the humans. You're only allowed 2 repeated fighters. [This time, add more goddess representation.] ~ ^(ФωФ)^

13 god fighters:

hera (i just wanna see her fight, this bitch is CRAZY, i know she'd totally win her round)

bastet, egyptian goddess of cats (i picked her because i like cats)

hel, norse goddess of helheim (i like her in the thor: ragnarok movie)

cheuksin, korean toilet goddess, yes you heard me right

yal-un eke, mongolian goddess of fire (she just sounds cool)

baba yaga (not actually a goddess, but a slavic folklore character, but if ror can have to ocs, then i can do this!)

manislat, phillipine goddess of broken homes (she's a crazy bitch that thrives on broken homes and gets pissed whenever ppl are happy 💀, probably hates child protective services? or maybe doesn't cuz they kinda suck too)

yudi or jade emperor, the chinese god of heaven

batara sambu, indonesian god of teachers (i would pit him against an american simply because he would be pissed at the low wages teachers have there)

enlil, mesopotamian god of wind, air, earth, and storms

raijin, japanese god of thunder and lightning

maui, hawaiian demigod (picked him cuz of the disney movie moana)

dievas, lithuanian god of light, sky, prosperity, wealth, ruler of gods, creator deity

13 human fighters:

christopher columbus (solely because i know he'd get absolutely wrecked and i would enjoy every second of it)

marilyn monroe (idk who she would fight, but she would win!!!)

cleopatra

elizabeth bathory (yes the psycho)

joan of arc

martin luther king jr (he would make a GREAT speech before beating the shit outta his opponent)

anne boleyn (not only will she win, but henry viii would become public enemy #1!!!)

karl marx (communism 😈)

sigmund freud (lets be honest, the gods are incestuous so he'd have a blast diagnosing them with oedipus complex/electra complex. this is his wet dream come to life!)

freddie oversteen (lured and killed nazis with her big sister!!!)

julius caesar (watch him get stabbed again LMAOOOO)

sappho (she will win by rizzing up her female opponent through the power of romantic poetry and they both will live happily ever after, the end 💖)

king arthur pendragon (he's in shrek, lol)

[junadeo]

some dumb joke i need to expand on later

*Some debate between Sigmund Freud and a girl on twitter*

sigmund freud: blah blah blah blah (boring stuff)

that girl: hehe thats a good argument you have there. however 🤭, it seems that u havent considered one thing: i fucked ur dad last night 🤣 🤣 😂 😂

sigmund freud: fatherless behavior. maybe the only reason u fucked my father is because u had no father to fuck yourself

girl: 😨 😨 🤯 🤯 🚑 🚑 💀 💀 *dies*

sigmund freud: they dont call me sigmund freud for nothing *references a meme that he doesn't fully understand so it comes off cringy*