#siiick days

[bubblegrungeprincess]

Album of the Day - Siiick Days by Pkew Pkew Pkew

Here's some fun punk rock fresh off the presses. Canadian punkers Pkew Pkew Pkew doing what they do best

[darby-rowe]

i hope im not just the piss girl to u guys but also a friend

[monards]

Currently obsessed with thinking about Rhine and Alice meeting as teens... Alice watching her friend growing older and older than her until the cataclysm. Then she caught up to her... And then started surpassing her.

As much as it hurts her, she's long accepted that losing friends quickly is part of being around humans, but she never expected to have to be the first to die, and she knows rhinedottir won't take it as well as she would've.

(there are two wolves inside of me one wants to spoil rhinedottir and see her happy and the other one wants to see her break)

anon. oh my god. ANON WHO HURT. WHOM/. WHAHT AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i had to take a like. 15 minutes break after getting this, it hurt me so bad. but. we're back now.!!!!!!

I think the ambiguity around both rhine and alice's pasts is what makes them so fun.,,,, but oughhh boy does this take the cake. oh my god. head in hands as i scream.

I'm always sosooo weak to the growing old trope,, and this is just repeatedly stabbing and twisting blades into my heart. i think one of the most horrific things about the curse to me is ALWAYS gonna be the fact they're just stuck in time. they're always gonna be the same,, they can change their style, or whatever,, but they're always gonna be the them they were at the cataclysm... and the way that contrasts SO much which Alice and her almost ever changing enviornment,,, oh fuucjkkkk. Rhinedottir is her constant. Somebody shoot me in the head. I can't even BEGIN to imagine how horrific it'd for Alice to be the only one changing. for once. If they had meet as teens,, i wouldn't doubt Alice would've already been preparing to lose rhine (assuming that, if elves have 'elongated lives' that means they age weird or whatever that entails, and she would've already been through a few things by then to warrant her being a little more. well thought out) and then out of nowhere, after all this mental prep. everythings flipped upside down. and bam. she's not gonna lose rhine; rhine's gonna lose HER. Considering how sympathetic Alice clearly already is,,, that would've messed her up SO bad. oughhh boy i can't even imagine how unhealthily attached in some ways rhine could've grown during the cataclysm itself,, since when literally everything you have and loved is ripped away from you when you're hardly even a fully grown adult by then, i wouldn't blame if she sort of grew into thinking of Alice as the one thing she still had; so i can't even imagine how SHE'D react finally letting it sink in that Alice wasn't gonna be there eventually. ^ And if this actually WERE the case in canon sense (which. for my mental health im desperately gonna pretend it isn't.) ,, it'd make soo much more sense why Albedo goes to Alice with a letter, instead of Rhine communicating herself. Her trying to distance herself from Alice... because she's scared to lose alice while loving her and having her be sooo engrained in Rhinedottir's routine.. so she's trying to distance and separate herself... oughhh boy.

I'm. The entire second paragraph too,,, just about Alice herself being used to it, but not Rhine,,,, it's gonna KILL me. This is reallllyyyy feeding into my rhinedottir-humanization rants,, but dear god does it have to be horrific to experience every thing that humans were never designed to; and only adding to that list of scarring traumatic events its like, hey!!! you know the person you love???? who you sorta prepared to be with for the rest of your life?? well BOY do i have some news for you!!! -- and that makes me. So sad. so indescribably sad. Because realistically,, the average person can only go through SO much. And considering the fact I doubt rhine has really anybody who cares for her in that regard- especially after celestia effectively antagonized her to hell in back, and stuck a big red "sinner" sticky note on her head- i doubt she ever WILL again.,,, so uoghhhh her losing Alice... my heart... she'd be so fucked up after that. Like if anyone thought she went bonkers after elynas and durin got destroyed,, boy do they have something to learn. Especially with how embedded Alice is in her life already as much as she may not FULLY realize it,, they literally have a FAMILY. imagine how horrific it'd be for her to watch klee grow up, and then die too.??? the last part of alice in this world. gone. Oh my god. JEsus CHRIST. I can't emotionally recover from this idea head in hands.

anon you've officially ruined my mind. I will be thinking about this for next week. month. year. the rest of my life, actually. I will lay on my death bed and SOB over this. Thank you

[l-alan-l]

FREEE ME OF THIS DAMNED HUMAN VESSEL

[cinnamon-stccs]

I FIGURED OUT DIGITAL ART

[directdogman]

I shot/edited this on President's Day (fittingly enough), but decided not to triple-post on the day! Anyway, here's a lil animation of Crown inspecting the new limited edition Phonegingi plush! Enjoy!!!

[midnightstay-blog]

hi! from prompt list:

SVT jeonghan fluff 10+36🩷

thanks!

Thanks for being my first request. 😊 I hope you like it. It's my first time writing for Jeonghan. Truthfully I'm still a baby carat for the most part. I hope it's okay that I made it gender-neutral?

💫Sick days ( Requested)💫

Fluff 🌙| Gender neutral reader🌘| Request 💫 | Scenario✨

Genre: Jeonghan x Gender Neutral reader

Theme: Established relationship

Rating: G

Words total: 802

“You’re burning up babe,” Jeonghan stated as he checked your temp for the third time that night.

It had been a few days since you had come home from work complaining of chills and body aches. Your temperature had been in the high for the past two days and it didn’t seem to want to break no matter how much he tried making him more worried than usual. Initially, you had told Jeonghan not to come by afraid of passing the mysterious bug to him and eventually the other members. However, determined to take care of you like the great boyfriend that he was Jeonghan wouldn’t take no for an answer.  Fortunately for him though it had snowed the past two days leaving you both snowed in at your place. Not to mention he did manage to bring a bag of assorted meds and soups with him. Digging through the bag he manages to find the 220mg of Tylenol that he had bought the other day. Setting the pill bottle on the bedside table he rises from the bed and walks into the kitchen to retrieve another bottle of water from the fridge before making his way back to the bedroom. Once there he returns to your side and with a brief crack of the lid the water opens. Setting the water to the side he pops open the Tylenol and taps the side of the bottle. Wrapping the blanket around your person you sit up from the bed and take the blue pills from his grasp. Reaching for the water you take both pills before thanking Jeonghan and laying back down. A few moments later you find yourself almost slipping back into a peaceful slumber before you feel another light tap on their leg.

“It’s been a while you should eat something.” Jeonghan stated.

“I’m not hungry.”

“I know angel, but you should still eat. It’ll help you keep up your strength.”  He urges.

Letting out a deep sigh you nod in agreement before leaning back up against the headboard. “Fine but if I have to eat can it not be soup?” You questioned.

“Sure, anything you want.” he exclaims.

“Anything you say?” You question again this time with mischief in your tone.

A grin makes it’s way on to your features for the first time in a while. Sensing what were about to say he gives you a knowing look.

“Anything but that.” He quickly corrects himself.

“Nope it’s too late you said anything.” You state as you let out a small laugh.  “Besides no takebacks.”

“But it’s cold” he wines. “Plus, the nearest convenience store is like a block and a half away.”

“But I’m siiick.” You wine matching his tone. “Plus, I don’t have the ingredients here to make it” “Please” you beg offering him dough eyes.

Not being able to resist he caves and agrees.

“Fine you’re lucky I love you “He stated.

 Placing on his winter wear he kisses you on the check before making his way to the store.

 Some time later he returns with the ingredients in tow. He even managed to pick up some of your favorite snacks. Setting the bags on the counter he removes his jacket and things before washing his hands and preparing your meal. Once it is complete, he spoons the noodles along with its contents into a bowl and places it on the lightly colored wooden tray before grabbing a second bowl from your cabinet. In that bowl he places a few slices of meat as well as two halves of a soft-boiled egg and one of the snacks. After placing the second bowl on the tray he grabs a can of soda, some utensils, and another bottle of water. He places the other bottle of water under his arm before making his way back to you.

Upon reentering your bedroom, he calls out to you.

“Babe, I got your food.” He states with affection laced in his tone. Not hearing a response, he decides to just place the tray on the other side of the bed before walking over to you.

However, upon reaching your side he notices your sleeping form. He takes a moment to admire your soft features before placing a small kiss on your forehead. Leaning away he briefly places the back of his hand under your chin just to double-check your temp. Noticing that your fever is starting to break he breathes a sigh of relief before deciding to just wrap up your food for you for later. As he starts to pull away you begin to stir in your sleep. In that moment he places his hand on your back and begins to hum softly. After a bit, he manages to exit the room making his way to the couch for the night.

[mosneakers]

Brick's Spooky Day party is in full swing. The atmosphere is alive with laughter and merriment and dancing under the full moon light. Occasional howls emanating from the thick woods of Moonwood Mill, and the deep pulsating beat of the eerie spooky-themed music, send waves of anxiety-induced nausea through Skye Darling's tummy. She considers leaving early.

Selene dances entrancingly around the grassy field as if no one's watching, yet every movement is calculated to capture Lou's feral attention. Their eyes occasionally meet, and with each glance a magnetic pull intensifies. Lou, torn between the painful rumors of her involvement with Brick Darling, and the irresistible force pulling him closer, as if the moon itself is guiding him, decides to push aside his uncertainties and finally say something to her.

Lou: Love the costume...

Selene: [Chuckles] Thanks. You make a pretty convincing pizza boy, yourself! I thought mine was a little on the nose, actually. Lou: Nah, it's perfect—it's very fitting, hah. Anyway, just wanted to say thanks for inviting us, by the way. Selene: Hey, thank Brick. It was all his idea. I just helped him set it all up. He's really trying to build bridges between the communities.

Lou: [Nods gently] Right, I'll be sure to do that. Well whoever's idea it was, I'm glad I made it out, this is a nice party. Looks good. Selene: [Smiles] It's good to see you, Lou— Lou: —Good to see you too. Real good. You look happy. I'm glad you found someone to make you happy, Lenie.

Selene: What? You mean Brick? [Laughs] No, I'm not -with- Brick. We just help each other out from time to time. But we're just friends. In fact, Brick's on a mission to find his fated mate, and I'm supposed to be his wing-wolf tonight, haha.

Lou's eyes widen impulsively. A stifled, shaky exhale of relief slips passed his lips and and a broad grin appears as he tries to play it cool.

Lou: Oh! Cool, cool. Very cool. And how's that going?

Meanwhile, on the other side of the empty grassy lot, Wolfegang approaches Brick with a curious grin. Wolfegang: Hey big guy. [Hearty pat on shoulder] Nice party. Brick: Ayy, thanks man! Glad you could make it. Your costume is siiick. You make a way better pizza guy than Lou's version. Wolfegang: [Blinks slowly] Thanks, brother. Hey, quick question. That young lady hanging out with your cousin... I don't believe I've had the honor of meeting her... Happen to know her name? Brick: Oh her? That's Janie. [Cocks eyebrow] Pretty, huh?

Wolfegang: Pretty? Brick, please, my brother in Wolfhood... [clears throat] From the moment I caught but a glimpse of her eyes in pale moonlight, as she twirled with a carefree and insouciant charm, I found myself ensnared in an irresistible magnetic pull, a force from which I am yet to break free. Her scent alone has my head spinning. I simply cannot be any more clear, I have never encountered a woman like her in all of my years. Brick, my lupine comrade, forgive my directness, but I must inquire: Is she a romantic interest of yours? Your fated mate, perhaps?

Brick: ... I don't know yet, dude. I haven't tested things out with her to get that "special feeling" everyone keeps talking about. Wolfegang: I would hate to step on your toes, friend, but I would be forever grateful to you, if you could introduce me to this enigmatic soul. Brick: [Laughter] Bro what? Why you so worried about stepping on my toes? I wore my work boots. But yeah dude, I can introduce you. You always this weird when you make a new friend?

[choccyhearts]

Make You Feel Better // Argyle x Reader (18+)

Note: Please don't question how this popped into my head cause I don't even know....

CW: 18+!! Penetrative sex, fem/afab!reader, reader has a cold, slight overstimulation on Argyle's end, oral (m receiving), mouthfucking, soft dom!argy, sub!reader (please lemme know if i missed anything!)

Summary: Argyle makes you feel better while you're in bed sick

♡

If there is anything Argyle is amazing at, it's being your little caretaker. You have been in bed the past couple of days with a nasty cold and Argyle has been waiting on you hand and foot.

He's been making you food, giving you gallons of tea and water, and giving you your medicine. Because of this, you've felt extremely grateful but also a little guilty. Argyle insists he doesn't mind taking care of you but you just feel like a burden. You've also been worried that you're going to get him sick too.

"Don't worry, dude, I'm not worried about a cold."

"But stillll, I don't want you to get siiick", you grumble. Argyle moves some hair out of your face and kisses your forehead. You mumble in response.

"Stop fussing, just get comfortable so you can go back to sleep."

"I've been sleeping nonstop, I want to do things. I'm tired of being tired."

"Okay, what do you wanna do?"

"Mmm...I don't know." Arglye sits next to you on the bed and runs his hand along your body. You grunt and brush his hand away. "Stop, you're gonna get me all worked up."

"And what's wrong with that?" He puts his hand back where it was, adding pressure.

"Because...I'm too weak and you'll definitely get sick if we do that."

Argyle leans down and kisses your neck. He moves his hand down to your butt and caresses it.

"I don't mind getting sick, baby. And don't worry, I'll do all the work. I told you I'm going to take care of you", he whispers.

He stands up and moves your blankets out of the way. You're wearing your comfiest pajamas. Your hair is akin to a bird's nest and you smell like sweat and vapor rub.

"No, I need to shower first, I'm all gross", you push him away.

"I don't mind," he rolls you on to your side to face him as he stands over you. He rubs your shoulder as his other hand begins to undo his pants. You watch eagerly and reach forward, tugging down his pants.

"Mm-mm, I told you I'm doing the work." He pins your hands to the bed and pushes his underwear down. He strokes himself a couple of times, his cock hardening before your eyes.

You watch him quietly, face heating due to how close you are to his cock. You can see all of the detail and your mouth begins to water. You whine and try to lift up one of your hands.

"No. Stay down."

He brings his hand away from his cock and softly grabs your hair, his other hand still holding yours down.

"Now, open your pretty mouth for me."

You do as he says and he brings you closer, his cock slowly entering your mouth. You hum at the feeling. You missed getting to please him while you were sick. You swirl your tongue around the tip before he pushes more of himself in.

"Mmm, good girl."

He slowly moves his hips back before pushing forward again, this time putting his whole length inside. You moan as your mouth stretches wide. You do your best to hollow your cheeks and move your tongue.

He begins to thrust in your mouth gently, gripping your hair. He lets go of your hands and rests his arm on your pillow, his torso hovering inches above you.

"Don't move those hands, keep 'em down. Just lie there and look cute."

He pulls his cock out of your mouth and shimmies his pants and underwear down his legs more before resting his knee on the bed. He puts his cock back in your mouth and pushes it down your throat.

You gag and moan, the sounds making him shiver. He pulls out again and gives you a second to catch your breath. He moves his hand from your hair and brings it to your face, caressing your cheek.

"You're just so eager to please me, huh?" You nod. "Need my cock to make you feel better?" You nod again, lifting your head up. Your mouth opens and you stick your tongue out for extra effect.

He chuckles before shoving himself down your throat again. Your nose is pressed against his pubic hair and your chin against his balls. He gives fast but small thrusts, hitting the back of your throat again and again and again.

You love feeling so close to him. He's so warm and inviting, even if it's down there. Since he's not the one that's sick he's kept up with showering so he even smells nice.

He drags his cock out of your mouth and taps the tip against your nose. You giggle and look up at him.

"Roll over on your other side, baby." You do as he says, excited for what's to come (pun intended).

He pulls his pants completely off and climbs on to the bed. His fingers wrap around the waistband of your pajama pants and pulls them down.

"You aren't wearing underwear?"

"No...", your face heats up again. "I've been sick so there isn't a need to..."

He chuckles and grabs your ass, jiggling it. "Such a little vixen, dude."

He moves your legs closer to your stomach so it's easier for him to slip into your pussy. He rubs the tip against your clit and you whimper at him. He drags it back and forth as your pussy begins to drip with arousal.

"Good girl...thought I might have to spit."

"Please", you whine out.

He tsks and crouches over, spreading your pussy lips and spitting a big glob saliva inside of you. He sits back up and slides the tip into your pussy. He slowly pushes in until his balls are flush to your ass. He pulls back put before re-entering just as slow as before.

He grabs a hold of your hand and laces his fingers with yours. You're already blissed out, feeling so good despite still being sick. He begins to thrust inside of you at a steady pace. Not too fast but not too slow.

He keeps one of his hands firmly on your ass, squeezing it. He hums and groans, loving how tight your pussy is at ths angle. Your legs are squeezed tight together as you whine and moan.

You call out each other's names periodically along with 'I love you's'. Every so often he slows down and leans back. He rolls his hips sensually and gazes at your body.

He knows you don't feel your prettiest but he still loves you. He still thinks your beautiful and he needs to show you that.

He begins to pick the pace up again and you're just happily accepting what he gives. Your body is sweating and you're panting.

"You alright, amor?"

You nod and breathe out a, "Yes."

You bring your arms close to yourself, basically hugging yourself, and brace yourself for the orgasm you feel coming. Argyle senses his coming too and wraps himself around you.

As you get closer your nose begins to tickle. You sniff, trying to make it go away but it persists and you sneeze. And again. And again. And again.

With every sneeze you tighten your body, unintentionally squeezing the orgasm out of Argyle. He can barely keep moving and his body shakes.

"Ohhhh, fuck fuck fuck fuck. Holy shit!" He sets his head against you and tries to catch his breath. This all happens so quickly you don't even comprehend what's going on.

"Are you okay?"

Argyle holds up his finger, indicating he needs a moment, as his body continues to shake and his chest heaves.

He finally looks at you, his eyes droopy.

"I just...holy shit...I just had the strongest orgasm. Ever." He slowly pulls himself out and sits back.

"When I sneezed?"

"Yes," he nods. "That pussy was like a vice, just getting tighter and tighter."

He wipes some sweat from his forehead. "Whoo, that was so fucking good." He pats your butt a couple of times before getting up.

You giggle and sit up, wrapping your arms around him. He returns the embrace, smiling dumbly.

"I'm gonna go get some water for both of us, and then I'll start a bath, that sound good?"

You nod and let go of him.

[breadbugbuffet]

honestly pikmin 4 having 4 captains seems like a balancing NIGHTMARE if you have to play them all at once. i don't think it's like that though just based off the trailer.

i really hope it's day/night sections where like. during the day you play as Pink Haired Girl and Oatchi and then during the night you play as the Squad. we've never been able to play during nighttime sequences!!! it'd be so cool!!!! it'd be awesome!!!! and then the night sequences can be more challenging with more enemies and things like that. it'd be so siiick

[byteofsoup]

I may be getting siiick :(( I've had a sore throat for a couple days which happens sometimes in the winter but it just keeps feeling a little worse each day instead of improving

[crowjodojocasahouse]

hello! you asked about the photo, I found it on pinterest, I think it's a screenshot from the series itself

have a nice day :D

SIIICK THANK YOU LMAO

[sevensforasecret]

thank you for tagging me @schnaf <3

What colour are your eyes? bluey greyish

What instantly tells you if a person is good? hmm this isn't really something i have an answer to in words, i'm a very go with your gut kind of person so i'd say it's just a feeling really

Do you have a recurring dream? i've had a few in the past but none happening at the moment, the most memorable being one where me and a group of friends were pirates but got shipwrecked on an island with a man eating pig?? don't ask bc i do not have answers..

What is the most interesting class you have taken? i've definitely had classes that have made me super engaged but nothing has really stuck enough to remeber now

How often do you find yourself day dreaming? i don't really daydream? i wouldn't say i'm a particularly visual person, as in i don't see pictures in my head, so in order to daydream i'd have to like.. tell myself the story in my head? if that makes sense, it's a very active participation thing for me

Name/Nickname: don't really have one, i'm morgan or 雨晴 to my chinese friends

Zodiac: capricorn

Height: 5' 7 ish

Nationality: british

Favourite colour: dark green

Favourite season: autumn

Favourite animals: don't have one really

Favourite fictional characters: wangxian own my whole heart at the moment, but like gods i have so many that have stuck with me from other books i've read since i was like 12

Tea, coffee or hot chocolate?: tea like 90% of the time, i can't drink coffee it makes me siiick

Average hours of sleep?: 7-8

Cat or dog person: i'm alergic to both</3

Number of blankets slept with: 1-3 depends how cold it is

Places ancestors are from: the uk i guess?? actually i remeber hearing that someone might have been spanish in my grandads family??

Dream trip: hmm probably going somewhere with ppl i love but i don't really have anything specific, it's more about the company than the place for me

Blog established: this one was valentines day 2019 lmao

Random fact about yourself: i have double jointed knees.. or maybe hips? im not sure but i used to find extreme joy in sitting on the floor in a way that made it look like i'd broken my legs and making everyone be like O.o

Three ships: wangxian, i only really do one at a time??

Last song: 预兆 by silent speech

Last movie: triangle of sadness (would reccomend!)

Currently reading: 魔道祖师 mdzs chinese edition

Currently watching: 陪你到世界之巅/gank your heart

Currently craving: some company, i've been alone in the house for a week bc all my housemates except one have gone home for their holiday, and the other one spends all her time fucking he boyfriend (wish i was exaggerating, would rather not hear it tbh)

tagging anyone who'd like to share! feel free to tag me i love being nosey ^-^

[saltyphantomcollective]

A love letter to the app.

Oh sweet and unique data, let it be known your efforts are appreciated. In a world where millions are spent to evaluate, licence and consumerize the mere existence of a color. Blessed is the chaotic yet poignant skill of selecting a personal icon that speaks to the volume of the weirdness to found within. Yet says nothing at all.

I of course am referring to the logo of a whimsically stylized T. Personal to many. An oddity to others. How much development was sought? How many sleepless nights? Piles of money spent?

Probably very little, Eric just designed it at 3am the other day and shit posted it in the GC and the marketing manager thought it was siiick.

In summary, I love the weird collection of strangers out world has to offer.

Melancholicly yours,

Some oddity unbeknownst to many. 🧂

[voidsentprinces]

Azem: Do you know what is causing that alarum?

Hythlodaeus: NOPE! But would you ever put your brain in a robot body?

Azem: Uhh…why? I like my body…I LOVE my body.

Hythlodaeus: Well you'd never get old ooorrr siiick.

Azem: We're literally immortal. Mitron: Why is the alarum going off?

Hythlodaeus: Not a clue. But you know, Azem, your robot body would be the perfect man--handsome, strong…

Azem: Well I mean, if I can choose can't I be a beautiful woman? Straight up gonna Audrey Hepburn it up, if possible.

Hythlodaeus: Uhh…I don't know who that is. So uhh…yes, sure, don't see why not?

Azem: Then you BETTER BELIEVE I'd put my brain in a robot body!

Mitron: Robot body? NO WAY! That goes against the natural order.

Azem: So did molboros but that didn't stop Loghrif from submitting it to Hythlodaeus.

Hythlodaeus: Or from me approving it! Besides, you'd have the strength of FIVE MEN!

Mitron: I have that now!

Azem: NOT FIVE MEN! GORILLAS! The strength of five GORILLAS! But, since you're that strong. You gotta be careful. Can't make omelettes anymore…you'd obliterate the egg.

Mitron: I DO like my omelettes…but would I still have my RUGGED looks?

Hythlodaeus: You'd look exactly the same.

Azem: Not me! Gonna straight up, Breakfast in Tiffany's up in this bitch. Minus the…uhh…Mickey Rooney part.

Hythlodaeus: Again, no one knows what is. Look, gonna just lay some ground rules. You look the same…but you're five feet tall.

Mitron: That's…kind of short. Why five feet?

Hythlodaeus: Cause thats…the only size they come in?

Azem: A Audry Hep-bot would figure out how to turn off that alarum with her ROCKET FISTS!

Hythlodaeus: You don't have rocket fists!

Mitron: What about X-Ray vision?

Hythlodaeus: Well…OBVIOUSLY!

Azem: Wait so, HE gets HIS X-ray vision? But I don't get rocket fists!?

Hythlodaeus: Everyone gets robot vision!

Azem: AND BIG CHAINSAW HANDS!

Hythlodaeus: Starting to see, why Lahabrea didn't allow you to stay in Pandaemonium.

Loghrif: X-ray vision!? Don't want people looking at my chest all day.

Hythlodaeus: Then YOU can have a cloaking device for that.

Azem: BUT! You gotta choose, X-ray vision or the…cloak thingie.

Lahabrea: Nails are like candy to robots…and we'll eat TIRES instead of licorice.

Nabriales: Alright, the alarum drew me but now I want in on this. SO! SO! SAY I put my brain in a robot body. And there's a war--robots vs amaurot. What…uhh…side would I be on?

Loghrif: I mean, Amaurot right? We got a normal Amaurot brain, right?

Lahabrea: BUT! The Amaurotines will hate you! Can't even get your own cubus!

Mitron: Better not have to live in Elpis.

Azem: Yeeeaah but…nobody knows we're robots right? WE LOOK THE SAME! Except me as Audrey Hep-bot.

Loghrif: The canis know! That's how Amaurot hunts you in the war!

Nabriales: I'm going to be hunted for sport!?

Emet-Selch: You're ALREADY hunted for sport!

Nabriales: I AM!?!

Emet-Selch: No further questions, going back to sleep.

Azem: It's why we have to CRUSH! AMAUROT!

Mitron: Might as well get on board for the big win now, Nabriales.

Elidibus: I'd only put my brain in a robot body if I can put it in a robot cat.

Hythlodaeus: Oh…kay? Audrey Hep-bot and a robot cat…with the strength of five gorillas. Making progress here, guys!

Loghrif: I mean, why settle for a cat when you can be a tiger?

Mitron: Absolutely not. If I haven't to be fucking five feet tall, Elidibus cannot be a tiger!

Azem: You're not the boss of TIGER ELIDIBUS!

Elidibus: I AM SALVATION AND HEAD PATS GIVEN FORM!

Emet-Selch: Hold up wh--

Mitron: Better put him in robot Elpis then! Hear that, Elidibus? ROBOT ELPIS!

Elidibus: Then I shall remain Emissary of the Convocation.

Nabriales: Don't expect any mercy during the Great Robot Wars.

Fandaniel: Tired of hearing you call them robots, gonna call them something else…like…Allergic. We'll form the Allergic Empire.

Mitron: Hear that? We got an Empire!

Elidibus: SO LONG AS I DRAW BREATH IS SHALL NEVER YIELD TO YOUR ALLERGIC EMPIRE! WE DO NOT NEGIOTIATE WITH ROBOTIC FIENDS OR THEIR EMPIRE!

Hythlodaeus: Elidibus does have a point, the Convocation is too stubborn to honor pacts when they've lost.

Mitron: Hmm…time to get serious.

Azem: YEAH! LETS BURN AMAUROT DOWN!

Loghrif: Hey…YEAH! We have an ace up our sleeve! Azem has burnt down Amaurot twelve times already.

Azem: Aiming for Fourteen personally, gonna drop a celestial body on them that last time…put a dragon in it…gonna be fucking awesome. People gonna be making AMVs out of it for YEARS.

Fandaniel: Wouldn't that break Prime Directive 2?

Mitron: I mean…they can't stop us can they?

Loghrif: Lets ask, Igeyohrm.

Igeyohrm: Robots? Harming Amaurot? Comes with a penalty of 1,000 years frozen in carbonite.

Nabriales: A thousand years, frozen in carbonite? So cold!

Azem: Imma escape and ask one of you if your nose itches. Its gonna be great.

Mitron: Damn Prime Directives. But, harming another living being IS a sin in the eyes of the robot church.

Azem: WE DON'T NEED TO ROME TELLING US WHAT TO DO!

Loghrif: Whats Rome?

Fandaniel: If we're robots we'd have mechanics though…couldn't they shut us down?

Loghrif: No, our robot bodies would go haywire and kill them, right?

Mitron: WITH THE STRENGTH OF FIVE GORILLAS!

Loghrif: What if we get a cancerous growth on our brain?

Emet-Selch: I just call that "Azem".

Nabriales: Good thing, the robot body is also a BRAIN SURGEON!

Emet-Selch: Could of fooled me.

Mitron: I agree with Emet-Selch, if it can't break the five foot barrier, its definitely not going to be a brain surgeon.

Hythlodaeus: Yes it can. If Elidibus can be the Tiger Bot and Azem is gonna be an…Audrey Hep-bot. Nabriales gets to be a brain surgeon.

Azem: …but no robot rocket fists?

Hythlodaeus: NO! How are you even going to woo, George Peppard with rocket fists!?

Azem: Some men like it rough.

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Pop punk band Pkew Pkew Pkew address their woes on “The Dumbest Thing I Ever Done,” lead single from upcoming Siiick Days LP

Pkew Pkew Pkew are one the most criminally underrated bands in North America. Hailing from Toronto, this pop-punk trio of party-loving delinquents have spent the better part of a decade relentlessly touring Canada, the US and Europe. While their last album, Open Bar (2022), was all about avoiding the pandemic completely, their upcoming full-length Siiick Days (Sept 22, 2023) is all about dealing with it. 

The recently restructured band (Ryan James McKinley left on friendly terms) has crafted an incredibly thoughtful, cohesive, introspective and hilariously joyful album. Most of the songs were written in solitary moments walking to the grocery store, riding the subway or hanging out in the bathroom at the local bar. 

The opening track “The Dumbest Thing I Ever Done” is about vocalist/guitarist Mike Thomas Warne having to sell his Playstation after a particularly rough COVID-plagued 2020 European tour, which was financially difficult. Unknowingly, the world was about to go into lockdown and he would need that Playstation to keep him entertained more than ever.