#silly au

[piratefishmama]

Hey real quick, think abt Steve and Robin with a cute little ice cream van and single dad Eddie who's just really frazzled one day holding up the queue trying to count change for SOMETHING while his menace of a child keeps changing her mind about what she wants cause she's heard her dad one too many times wishing he could have just a little longer with the pretty ice cream man.

an y'know what, she's all for it, child logic dictates she'd have infinite ice cream if it works out.

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

maaan it'd be so EASY for chaggie to end up with an adopted cannibal kid after the battle with heaven, tho

with Vaggie's past (and that being a Thing she can Charlie can talk about now), her having her big WAIT THIS IS EVIL IM BEING EVIL moment over a cannibal child she couldn't bring herself to kill....

add to that Charlie, who is now the DIRECT reason quite a few cannibals are Extra Super Dead, thanks to her inspiring them into battle with her song-

"Have you ever felt like you're willing to die-"

very rousing, maybe less fun for her to remember after some of them DID die-

oh hush y'all eat ppl im sure dying isn't the most shocking outcome of a night out that you can imagine

Charlie legit pitched facing final death as a "chance to travel" and "see more of hell" and she did it with a jolly song and dance and GOOD ON HER for getting a fighting force to protect the dream of sinners someday being redeemed! ....but yeah. kinda heavy for her to remember later on, i'd think

and Cannibal Town residents are so tight knit with each other that it's a literal PLOT POINT Charlie has to face off against- no way they don't have families, no way there weren't families broken up by the battle at the Hazbin Hotel- at Charlie's hotel

No way Charlie wouldn't feel guilty about and responsible as FUCK for any little cannibal kid who ended up orphaned as a result....

ahem

(is that kid wearing like frisbee on their head?? whatever. it looks kinda like a halo don't it. kinda ironic. isn't it)

Rosie would even have to SUGGEST anything! She's got a good read on Charlie now and she's 100% on board with Alastor's plans to "guide" Charlie (cough manipulate and use cough cough)

and what would make a better leverage point than introducing a little cannibal kid for Charlie to worry and feel guilty over? an ORPHANED cannibal kid. Orphaned by the same fight Charlie led the cannibals into. Orphaned when the kid's parents DIED fighting for Charlie

(great way for Charlie to always keep Cannibal Town in mind anyway. Good way to make sure she's protective of it)

but oh the irony if Rosie didn't even MEAN for chaggie to end up with the kid!

if Rosie DIDN'T fully understand- just how much Charlie would want to give a loving family and childhood to someone, when she herself had one and is now dealing (trying to deal) with all that crumbling away as an adult-

ALSO THO. IF. Hypothetically. the orphan was the same kid Vaggie spared. Like how many sinner kids are there in hell. Not too many running around. If it was the same kid. if Vaggie saw that

....if the kid saw her- or, no, even better- if when she tried talking quietly with them, and when they heard her voice like that they looked up at her suddenly like

cannibal kid: "...Go."

Vaggie: (instantly standing up) "Right, sorry- I'll go get Charlie, or- would you rather Rosie-" (stops) (looks down)

Vaggie: "...?"

cannibal kid: (is holding onto the end of her hair ribbon)

cannibal kid: (whispering) "Run."

cannibal kid: (hopefully) "Now...?"

Vaggie: "...you, remember?"

cannibal kid: (nods)

Vaggie: (slowly sits back down)

Vaggie: "Yeah, hey. That was... that was a thing, wasn't it. It's, been a while. Three years... didn't think you'd recognize me."

cannibal kid: "Didn't. Look different."

Vaggie: "The long hair, missing eye and missing wings is a lot of change, huh?"

cannibal kid: (shrugs) "You're happy." (sniffles) "It's different."

Vaggie: ".....well, Charlie's the one who did all that. She's, pretty great at that stuff. And she'd like make things different for you too now. If you want."

cannibal kid: "........if I stay at the hotel... can I play with Razzle every day? Not, not just when princess Charlie brings him over?"

Vaggie: "Kinda looks like your stuck with him either way to me. Maybe check he's getting enough air, stuffed down into your coat front like that?"

cannibal kid: (unbuttoning an air hole for Razzle) "But he belongs at the hotel, where Dazzle's murmur- marble- um- murder dial-"

Vaggie: "Memorial..?"

cannibal kid: "Where Dazzle's memorial is."

Vaggie: "If you're okay leaving Cannibal Town, you can belong there too."

cannibal kid: "I'm okay leaving town."

cannibal kid: (beat)

cannibal kid: "It's boring."

Vaggie: "Yeah well, the hotel is definitely not gonna be boring."

cannibal kid: "Does it get blown up EVERY week, or just on special occasions?"

Vaggie: "It sure felt like every week but we're trying to cut back."

cannibal kid: "Dang."

please imagine tho, Charlie seeing this sad orphan kid who won't talk to anyone, maybe even "hasn't so much as had a nibble on anyone, the poor little biter" according to Rosie, since being orphaned-

and the next time Charlie visits she brings RAZZLE

and she introduce the two of them, then stands back and watches her childhood plushy turned demon win over this kid SO FAST, disappearing into their tiny but fierce little hugs, getting them to share a donut with him, showing them how to do a little song and dance routine (one him, Charlie, and Dazzle used to do) bringing a bit of normalcy back to a kid who's parents are dead because of her-

Charlie thinking to herself, that the least she can do, really, is give this kid as many of the best parts of HER own childhood as she can

[cokowiii]

Been awhile~

She’s baaaccckkk~

Might not post the next three days cause homeboy(me) is going to a convention!!! I’ll still try to post updates but I have a cousin coming over! Hope y’all like another kinda cliffhanger 🤪🤪🤪

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[sparkly-caroline]

So I've been watching Demon Slayer for the first time, and it's an actual masterpiece. Oh my god I love everything about it.

And thus, the clusterfuck that is my brain turned Red from the Rodamrix series into a Nezuko. Why? Who knows!

[narwq]

Doodles for an au me and my friend made about if little rich kid vox and feral swamp child al knew eachother when they were alive n kids

its silly and indulgent but i love it lmao

Been calling it bayou prince au

[ashistrash580]

i present to you.... the ineffable quacks of duck omens! the good omens au where everything is the same except they are ducks. that is all.

this did suprisingly well on twt so i figured i would post it here too hehe, but shoutout to the ineffable inmates server over on discord for helping formulate this stunning au.

[goops-art]

LERNING HOW TO BECOME FRIENDS 101

1- Get a bunch of seriels

Thats it

[mitsuki91]

Silly Snowbaird post-canon out of contest AU

Lucy Gray after too much wine: "How can it be true love if he does not try to kill you at least once?"

Persephone: "What".

Lysistrata: "What".

Lucy Gray: "... Nevermind".

Clemensia: "Coryo what did you do?!"

Festus: "I hope something like choke kink."

Festus: "..."

Festus: "... Ehy, Persy..."

Persephone: "SHUT. UP".

[dr-runs-with-scissors]

Doodle dump of silly shit I did for an incredibly silly JJK au wherein more than half the cast are hybrid shapeshifters living in a national park and Geto, Yuta and Megumi are tired workers there.

Its s stupid au but me and my gf fucking love it. (Plus with the current state of things in the manga I need something lighter) 

[sparkles-and-trash]

Dabi and Hawks’s houses in a silly neighbor au???

Everyone guesses the pink one is Hawks’, but it’s actually scary (secretly so soft) punk guy Dabi’s, while poor Hawks just has no personal taste (yet)

[dermy-der-demp]

THE SAIKI THOUGHTS ARE BACK FOR MAYBE LESS THAT 2 MINUTES LET'S GOO

I'm absolutely sure that after ku entered the modeling and fashion industry,Touma visited him regularly at work to support him or to bring him a special bento made by him , the first few times he just sat there watching the whole process (I'm pretty sure some workers became afraid of him bc he was looking them with those big eyes),then he'll get interested and search EVERYTHING of it just to know more of the process of his silly friend

So one day one of the the makeup artist can't come, they try to call other but none of them can, they are desperate for a replacement. Touma was talking to ku (ku was maybe begin for him to stop coming) and the workers come to say ku that the session will have to be changed to another day,touma ask why, just being curious,they tell them and one of the workers like "damn i really wanted to know how the outfit looked with the *name of some type of make up* "Touma goes "oh you mean the *extremely large infodump*" "Yes that one!" and the worker has a wonderful idea for them but terrible for ku; "You seem to know everything about, do you know how to do it?"

So Touma agreed to try it and he did great,the workers didn't believe this kid was so good and not professional at the same time so they call him every time the makeup artists can't or in an emergency, which caused him to study even more about the subject, making it an endless cycle.

[plinktastic]

hmmmm

[undergrounddweller89]

Kale X Chai (kinda) another early morning thought.

Everyone even Kale thought Chai was a morning person, so the first time he finds out and the others are there.

Kale's all like I'm gonna go talk to him about his mess.

Macaron looks at Peppermint: Has he had his morning caffeine boost.?

Peppermint sipping her latte.

"Nope."

Macron nods and keeps drinking his vitamin drink.

Korsica walks in like

what's gooin on here then? Yer all seem pretty shifty Ta me.

Cnmn: Master Chai has not had his morning coffee and Mr Vandelay is talking about conversing with him, I'm honestly pretty excited to see what the out come of this will be.

Korsica has to stop herself from smiling

"Have at it Mr Vandelay."

She sits down next to Peppermint with an arm around her.

Kale's only slightly confused as this band of people have always been offbeat.

He enters the kitchen and feels the darkest energy he's ever felt, he thought it was bad when he hadn't had his coffee...he saw chai staring at the machine as if he was trying the pull government secrets from it. The air feels thick like he's wading through some unseen force.

He notices the machine isn't even switched on....and leans forward quietly pushing the button and it's like some Japanese horror movie as Chai turns his head and looks up at him.

Alright.... definitely don't tell him to clean up his mess right now.

"Chai sit down I'll make it."

Kale whispers, afraid of speaking any louder he might invoke the pre coffee demon before him.

Chai makes a few grunts and Kale understands them as instructions as to how he likes his coffee.

He lets Chai sit at the kitchen table and brings forth the offering of hot coffee.

Only to accidentally say

"After this clean up your mess."

Cnmn out in the other room: 1....2....3

Kale is yeeted into the wall and is embedded in it and the kitchen door slams.

Peppermint laughs so hard she snorts, but still asks if he's alright.

Kale on the other hand is smiling dreamily

" I don't think I've ever been so in love."

[starlit-spookie]

SiLLY AU PUMPER REF SHEET (remade woo!!)

wanted to work at making a much better ref ^_^

since we didn’t rlly know how to, at first

and we figured we could make teh colors flow nicer ! :33

[renthari-from-telvanni]

today for some unknown reason i suddenly remembered the doki doki literature club (💀). and immediately imagined AU in which instead of monika there would be sotha sil.... and he would be like, "now i've created the ideal nirn, this dimension in which there is nothing but this room and us... and a couple of my best clockwork skeevatons, they are too cute to be destroyed in a modified space, y'know.."

[eclipsewarrior101]

Fun au idea for the raggedy dolls

I have seen too many movies where dolls are evil and hurting people. Sooo I wanted to change that.,

So if you remember Snowden Raggedy Ann and Andy Holiday show it showed kids raggedy Ann or Andy dolls coming to life to fulfill wishes so to speak for the kids. Soo I decided to mix it up.

Introducing the Raggedy Guardian Angel Program

Or RGAP.

A program where raggedy dolls are sent as guardians to protect kids from the bad things like bad spirits or guide them. Each doll is unique and they go from one human child to the next. Sone even stay until the child grows up and dies or is the kid passes away or doesn’t want them anymore.

Now the rules:

1. You can move around but only if an emergency.

2. The child when they turn 21 will can choose whether to give up the doll but in doing so lose the memory of the doll moving.

3. No killing other people.

4. No acting possessed ( we are trying to get rid of the Annabelle reputation we get)

5. If your child discovers you can move it’s fine but explain the rules.

6. The child can never be harmed by you.

7. Never take your child to the Raggedy world

The raggedy world is a place where all the dolls meet up to discuss their experiences and take a break.

8. Never let a spirit possess you

9. Do NOT say Annabelle’s name.

Right now that you know the rules a doll will be sent to you based on your interests and personality. Our dolls are all LGBT supportive and some are LGBT. Every doll is given an extra device to fight off bad things ( yes they deal with bad spirits.)

Sone of our dolls are aged from how many homes. We have done who gave stayed with one family or have gone from home to home.

Warning if the Dolls witness any murders, assaults or violence in a home they must contact the Head of RGAP. Therapy will be given.

We have many many dolls. Some are good…others are neutral. The dolls are protecting children from bad things. ( cough) Annabell…. ( cough) stupid parents.

So anyways. If you have any questions please send me an ask.

Hope to see you soon