#silly idea I had

[killakalx]

17+ content, just dick eating you out while you’re otp

“oh my god- dick,” you scold from above, legs clamping around his head as he sucks on your clit. all you get is a sly hum against your heat in response, hand gliding up and down your thighs before locking around your hips. still, the rude vibrations against your nightstand makes you antsy, and dick seems too occupied to acknowledge it as you reach across the bed. “dick!”

“hm,” he barely responds, as the tug on the front of his hair only urges him on.

“cut it out,” you tell him.

his tone picks up a bit of disappointment, worried to have done something wrong. dick finally picks his head up, eyes hanging low and lingering on your lips before looking up at you. “you really want me to?”

“no,” you sigh, “but I… I had a date. hold on.”

his expression changes from an apologetic puppy to an almost irritated cat, tilting his head when you pick up the phone. he’s not mad, it just… feels a little rude, interrupting his meal for the same guy you were so ready to ghost. dick was the first to tell you that you wouldn’t follow through with it, and he’s getting bit in the ass for being right.

and on top of that, listening to the half-assed apology you had to come up with is painful. you can’t exactly tell the guy you’re busy with your best friend, but god he wishes you could. he’s been taught by only the best that patience is a virtue, but it easily slips his mind for this one incident. “yeah- no, it’s not your fault!” you repeat over and over, “I just got caught up. forgot about some stuff i had to- mm!”

“you’re rude,” dick whispers in feigned offense, thumb rolling over your clit when he pushes your legs open a bit further. “had me thinking I was interrupting something.”

“you are!” you yell under a hushed voice, covering the speaker of the phone before your breath hitches.

“mm-mm,” his head lowers again, “he’s interrupting me.” your leg moves to kick at his shoulder, but he’s already secured you under his grip and it’s evident he isn’t letting go again. you’d opt to yell at him, but that’d be very telling. “since you want both of us, just stay on the phone.”

“what? no, you-“

“hang up too soon and i’ll stop. get too loud and I’ll keep going.”

you can hear the mischief seeping through his teeth before his tongue prods at your cunt, and at this point, your planned date’s wondering what happened, so you’ve got no choice but to pull this off. god knows the last thing you want dick to do is stop. so, begrudgingly, you continue the conversation that’s only hanging by a thread.

your responses teeter from choppy sentences to low hums as he speaks, and dick’s snickering to himself when it’s unclear if your poor conversation holding stems from true boredom or from his tongue lapping up your slick. one hand holds on tight to a mess of black hair while the other fidgets with the phone, eventually digging it into the covers to give yourself grace.

“he’s talking to you,” dick mutters against your thigh, fingers curling up inside you and making your hips buck. he’s drawn out a low but clearly audible moan and he dips deeper to nudge at your sweet spot, keeping true to his promise and watching you unravel as the chatter from your phone becomes distant. “he sounds worried, babe.”

don’t act like you care, you wanna tell him, but he’s right. a few more moans of defeat and you’re forcing the phone closer to your face, assuring him that you’re fine. you can’t tell what’s more impressive; how long dick can spend savoring your pussy or how long this guy can hold a useless conversation without catching a hint.

[eshero]

I couldn't resist to not post it here

King orange trying to get his staff back and getting caught by cursor Alan so silly!

That art is from Noteit that I'm having with @swerveisthebest !

[mew-ya]

mcdonalds

[kittydoremi]

Anyone want to play Princess Elise showtime? 🎀✨

[the-writing-mobster]

| TMDG | Itty-Bitty Kitty SK! Sans! |🔪🐾 |

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[mythicalartistx]

I had a funny idea—Well me and my friends did.

Riku goes sees the Barbie Movie

Riku would definitely want to see the Barbie movie in theaters and would not want to admit it.

He would think he's too cool for that kinda like his indenial of being gay.

So basically what would happen is that Riku would try to find out if Kairi wants to go and see it, and if she does then he'll tell Sora that she wants to see it and so she won't be alone they will offer to see it with her.

[bluepoodle7]

#Courage #FreakyFred #SillyIdeaIHad #Househuntedgame #MyThoughts

If my art style was good I would draw Freaky Fred as a Realtor trying shave Regular Guys and other people just for kicks.

You know the weird thing about this character is?

Why doesn't Fred shave his own hair?

I wish he wasn't a one off character.

I imagine Fred's house body being similar to the Bob's Burger's house.

Like the bottom is the barber shop area and the top is just a normal house.

My favorite image of Fred.

Courage The Cowardly Dog - Freaky Fred (youtube.com)

I know courage aired in Japan.

I wonder what Fred's voice sounds like in Japanese?

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I would also draw John Doe Five Nights at Freddy's Foxy jumpscare Timmy the Tooth.

Have Wally Darling from Welcome Home meet Cousin Skeeter.

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I would also draw Freaky Fred as a villain in Bobobobo as a hair hunter wanting to shave hair and not caring about the money but wants the thrill of cutting random people's hair.

My guess is that Bobobobo would trick Fred into shaving his own hair which would be his weakness.

Maybe making Fred's hair clipper be alive and talk to him like a lover while making the episode super weird.

Images not mine but links are there.

Freak Fred | Antagonists Wiki | Fandom

Does anyone else wonder about Bobs house? BTW, Teddy is in the attic! 🍔 : r/BobsBurgers (reddit.com)

Foxy/Gallery | Vesterandfriends Wiki | Fandom

Vintage rare 1995 Dakin Timmy the Tooth plush toy doll with tags 10" Dentist | #1822774316 (worthpoint.com)

Cousin Skeeter - Rotten Tomatoes

Wally Darling | Sexypedia Wiki | Fandom

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo (NPC) - Granblue Fantasy Wiki (gbf.wiki)

I would also draw Todd Ingram from Scott Pilgrim trying to lure Maison Talo to get eaten even though Maison wants to eat Todd since he eats humans.

Todd would figure out Maison is a plant man and want to eat him.

Got a cartoon Tom and Jerry like thing going on.

Also there is a small chance these two might be a thing since Maison Talo is Pan but is more focused on buyer hunting and his rankings to date.

Maison Talo also has ex's and descendants.

I wonder if Realtor's lure and house body are vegan?

I mean they are fleshy, can sweat when nervous, and can bleed like people but are like trees or plants.

Todd Ingram | Scott Pilgrim Wiki | Fandom

I mean Realtors are plant mimic living house people with sap that looks like blood similar to these trees.

So can you eat a Realtors lure body before they eat you and get away with it or do you get arrested?

What does the uncanny valley jails look like?

SCIplanet - Dragon Blood Tree (bibalex.org)

[notherpuppet]

First Meeting

[forecast0ctopus]

AN-TI-BO-DIES

[lazylittledragon]

bg3 x taskmaster filed under 'things that are funny to me and nobody else'

[technically-human]

Red string of fate

Be strong, Niko

[chloesimaginationthings]

Do you guys like FNAF fan games?..

[wombrion]

[spacizia]

he’s just a swinging space age bachelor man!!!!

[almondcroissantsandink]

i need that full moon episode stat to make sure this silly guy is doing well

[shimmershy]

Chara can stand exactly ONE human. That's it.