#sir dwight desolator of the undead

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Gretta: You are giving me a sticker. Dwight: Not just any sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “Me-Wow”. Gretta: I am not a child, Sir Dwight. Dwight, shrugging: Fine, I’ll take it back. Gretta, clutching her sticker defensively: I earned this. Back off.

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WAIT HOLD ON WAS WATCHING SOME CLIPS FROM GOTHAM KNIGHTS VIDEO GAME AND THATS FREAKING DWIGHT FROM DWIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR VOICING TIM DRAKE WHATTTTTTT??????

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Gretta: This is Sir Dwight, Desolator of the Undead

Dwight: *pained grin*

Arthur: Him? Really? I'd sooner believe Merlin earned that title.

Merlin: *strategically backing away*

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Dwight: Hey, how would you like your coffee? Chlodwig: As dark and bitter as my soul. Dwight, tired of his nonsense: One glass of milk coming up.

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Guy Chlodwig Owes Money: I thought I told you to not bring any back up. Chlodwig: I didn't. Friend of Guy Chlodwig Owes Money: Who's that behind you then? Chlodwig: Oh, him? He's not back up. He's my emotional support Brother in Guy Club. I bring him along on dangerous situations so he can see how awesome I am. Dwight: *Waves*

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Chlodwig: Are you thinking what I am thinking, Sir Dwight? Dwight: I will bet every penny I have that I'm not.

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Dwight: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife? Baldric: Rude. Chlowig: That’s fair. Gretta: Not again. Hexela: Are you going to want this back?

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Dwight: What's the most polite way to phrase "you messed up big time and need to fix this now or else" in a professional email? Gretta: "Hello, I hope this email finds you before I do"

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Gretta, after 3 all-nighters in a row: What if I poured coffee in my cereal instead of milk? Dwight, taking the coffee pot away as he walks by: What if you didn't?

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Dwight: What are your future plans? Chlodwig: Lunch. Dwight: I meant long term plans. Chlodwig: You mean like dinner?

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Dwight: Gretta, please keep an eye on Chlodwig today. He's gonna say something to the wrong person and get himself punched. Gretta: Sure, I'd love to see Chlodwig get punched. Dwight: Try again. Gretta, with a deep sigh: I will stop Chlodwig from getting punched.

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Dwight: I am lost for words! Chlodwig, whispering to Gretta: Despite being lost for words, he's been yelling at me for 10 minutes.

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Gretta: I have a plan. Dwight: I have a medical team and Baldric on speed dial.

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Dwight: Never have I ever been handcuffed Nana: *drinks* Gretta: You've been arrested? Nana: That wasn't the question Dwight: *chokes*

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Dwight: Who the broke the toaster? Gretta: It was Chlodwig. Hexela: It was Chlodwig. Baldric: Prince Chlodwig broke it. Chlodwig: ...yOU PROMISED-

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Dwight: Can you please stop calling peanut butter that? Chlodwig: What’s wrong with ‘sticky nut juice’? Ben: Everything! Every-fucking-thing!!