#sleeping like a log

[yesterdaysprint]

The Circleville Herald, Ohio, January 14, 1957

[asliceofzosan]

i've seen figure skater sanji and hockey player zoro before. idk if its been explored but i'd love to put it out there:

hockey player sanji (specifically goalie bc he desperately wants to avoid being checked) and then pairs skater zoro.

pairs skater zoro's long time partner has been nami. though many people ship them together a Lot, they just know each other super well. Well enough to try dating and both of them realized they don't swing that way. in fact, it makes them a really good team. they fought long and hard to claim top spots in competitions because they portray a chemistry that's separate from the rest. plus zoro can carry nami like she weighs fucking nothing. so their lifts are so much more dynamic. they even have a whole next to impossible combination that they're trying to get the ISU to name after them officially.

sanji plays for the East Blue Straw Hats in the Grand Line Hockey League – a formidable rookie group that took down lots of big names in the preseason. they want to make it all the way to the postseason playoff finals but always seem to fall short. but theyre so determined. they reignited a lot of old sparks that were no longer there for old fans and brought in new and curious fans. sanji is the starter goalie and a damn good one at that. it makes sense bc goalies are often doing splits on the ice just to make a save. he's perfected the technique that utilizes just his legs to make saves that make the crowd go fuckin insane.

we have the usual "i booked the rink to practice before you did" trope but a little more spice. in actuality, sanji loves watching pairs skating competitions. his favorite pair rn is franky and robin (mostly for robin). and he adamantly does not want to admit to anyone that he watches zoro and nami's routines much more frequently. (and if anyone asks, he always says its bc of nami. its never just bc of nami.) and zoro's besties with luffy so he always watches their matches even if he barely understands the rules. and he definitely does not stare at a certain blond starter goalie most of the match thats fucking ridiculous

one day zoro and sanji are invited to do one of those comparison videos between hockey players and figure skaters. both get to laugh at the other even Attempting to do their sport. zoro frankly looks ridiculous in all of sanji's usual goalie get-up. and sanji couldn't land an euler to save his life. the video producer suggests they try a simple pairs skating routine. sanji is like "oh i couldn't do that–hEY WHAT THE FUCK MOSSHEAD PUT ME DOWN" because zoro lifted sanji and had him sat on his shoulder like it was normal.

zoro smirks, "you might be lighter than nami, actually. wanna be my new partner?"

sanji knees him in the stomach before skating away while blushing so hard he could melt the ice beneath him.

[insanity-laughs-under-pressure]

[vcrnons]

[17:terview] EP. VERNON : 'Black Eye'.

bonus (see: gifs you can hear) :

[smallmario]

How tf is this comfortable??

[front-facing-pokemon]

[canisalbus]

Vasco and Machete are absolutely adorable, your style is so lovely and you draw the softest beds I’ve ever seen in any art ever

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[ohnothisisathing]

I’m sure QNPC01 is busy setting up and planning lore/events with the election, 7 new players coming, possible new servers opening up, whatever this storm is that is coming, Tazercraft being due for a kidnapping, any player/Fed lore we’re unaware of, and apparently Jaiden being gone all of August. No wonder they haven’t logged on as Chayanne in a while and their Cucurucho vibe right now “fix your shit in the next 5 minutes or I’m shooting you”. The self restraint not to /kill is admirable. o7

[royalarchivist]

Badboyhalo: WHAT THE FUDGE! Why does he do that every time I talk to him?! What the fudge- WHAT THE FUDGE! Every single time- every single time! Do you remember when after you had that nightmare and died, and I said, "Hey Vegetta, Dapper just died" and he flipping left? Can you believe this little muffinhead?! That's flipping it- THAT'S FLIPPING IT! PEACE?! Agh- you can rest in pieces! We're breaking in Dapper-

A tragedy in two parts:

[spicy-tsunami]

[xxcherrycherixx]

(づ￣ 3￣)づ

[soapyakships]

Do you have any random kanade headcanons? You understand her so well 🤝

i think i've answered something like this before but, in conclusion, i am a VERY boring person and i mostly stick to canon so i have no headcanons of... anybody really...

[chaoparty]

my favorite pokemon... 🌱🥺

[mansionfreaks]

Hi Nina slender told me to tell you that you left the stove on and now the house is on fire :)

top ten weirdest experiences: getting back home to see someone rping the fuck whose been waiting for you in the kitchen all night.

[brw]

I'll stop talking about Krakoa soon but I just thought of this other thing about Moira, and it really is like.... they changed a human ally, who had morals, and wanted to help her friends, who wasn't perfect but was ultimately a good person who did her best to aid her friends, into a mutant who had to be threatened into fighting for mutantkind, and was self-hating, and in fact her own self-hate is why the Beautiful And Perfect Paradise Ethnostate was destoryed, because she allied herself with Evil Bad People Who Want To Kill Us, A Blessed Minority rather than accept her mutant heritage.

The statements this era has made are horrific. They would be horrific at the best of times, but they are especially horrific now, and the inability of writers to criticise the very clear Zionist allegory they have created is absolutely horrific.

[johnny-jhonny]

have to repost this since the op edited the og post but. max and johnny coded interaction. i am not elabing. good day .