#sloppy firsts

[bigtiddies-smalldreams]

Pro of being apart of an obscure fandom from the early 2000s: no obnoxious 2014 One Direction adopts you fan fiction

Cons: no good fan fiction either.

[eddiessidegirl]

i just got the sudden urge to read the Jessica Darling series again. the movie was a disappointment and we don’t speak of it.

i loved that series and it was being published while i was in hs so i highly related to her (even though i was definitely not a size small runner who didn’t gain weight).

i just want to experience Marcus Flutie again.

[transthatfag]

should've hate fucked ngl.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The indescribable tension between an overworked and underpaid smut writer, and his biggest fan hater.

(for @frummpets)

[sloppy-syrup]

Behold, my first post with future Donnie’s stupid old man overalls /aff

[charlie-artlie]

needed to get this out of my system. dont come for me abt the timeline. its true in my heart

[gooseinsoup]

save me nanny ashtoreth.... save me

saw this dress on instagram and then the worms in my brain took over :D

if anyone has a dress theyd like to suggest to see a femziraphale in... send it thru my askbox or dms cause im on the hunt too :3

[rosemarytrash]

this is so needlessly chaotic but so is act 4 so really if you think about it i'm imbibing the spirit of it all into a lot of gaussian blurring

[divorcedfiddleford]

leave the door ajar

[t34-mt]

I'm shy but also who cares characters from signal

[onismdaydream]

quiet and reserved megumi who becomes the sloppiest, lewdest pussy eater when he gets between your legs. he can't stop himself from moaning at your taste, eyes screwing shut as your slick hits his tongue. a mixture of your own arousal with his drool slides down your ass and makes everything so much louder. the wet smacks and slurps drowning out all of your cries for him.

[reitziluz]

i've always enjoyed the way tsubomi is portrayed. she's not really part of the story and we don't know much about her outside of her being the target of mob's feelings and in a way a symbol or symbolic goal for his character arc - but that's the point! the point is that that's a shitty thing in a story and also in real life to do to another person!

she has a very strong feeling of having her own thing going on. she's not the love interest in a shounen series, she's a middle schooler with her own life and troubles. there's kind of a meta level to it too, how we as the audience are not entitled to find out every detail of her life, right? i like how understated her portrayal is while also being consistent with the things that we actually see of her true self are. truly, she's a strong person who knows what she's about.

specifically the conveyor belt of confessions and her justified annoyance at having to deal with the emotions of all these people that have cast her into the role of their love interest is just *chefs kiss* perfect and a mood

[xbomboi]

5 times Apple hugged Raven…

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…and the one time Raven hugged back.

(see my previous eah comic here)

[lettertoanoldpoet]

on feeling blue

funeral - phoebe bridgers / claw machine - sloppy jane & phoebe bridgers

[lighthouseas]

no you don't understand. when byler kiss i need them to be gasping into each other's mouths and holding onto each other for dear life. i need them to be shoving each other into things and knocking things over because they're so desperate to be closer. i need them grinning like idiots against each press of lips. i need tears. i need forehead touches. i need hands running down each others' bodies. i need

[havi-fart]

this was my main takeaway from star trek enterprise s1e14 "sleeping dogs"