#slumps on the floor

[sappho-knight]

I don’t know if you’ve been asked this before, but what would your ideal type of girlfriend would be? 😳

oh gosh okay let me think; thank you for the ask, anon!

my shortform answer is my anime waifu; to be vague using concepts of astrology stereotypes, someone who's a virgo or capricorn lean? there's a whole list under the cut though!

my longform answer is that:

it's got to be someone i feel like i could get comfortable/intimate with physically, and someone who wasn't afraid to offer critique when asked for it.

someone who might think about differing ways to pamper me; any type of love languages would be accepted tbh?

someone who thinks of or about me when i'm not around (with some material proof; a letter or poem or gift would be nice...)

someone who's willing to communicate to me their desires and try their best to adapt as i do for their too

someone i could argue with on disagreements, but drop all grudges at the end of the day if it's not a deal breaker;

someone who would consider my viewpoints and try to understand where i'm coming from, as i do for their, in pursuit of proper resolution

someone who's willing to let me visit them and vice versa for casual meetings (i love dropping by with gifts or for a short hello!)

someone who i can work out a schedule with; sometimes for dates, but also for ease of home planning (and i also think scheduling sex is really hot)

someone who's in it for the long haul, despite the possibility of it not working out. someone who has time and space in their life to try co-living situations, maybe prepared to discuss bigger life decisions, etc

someone who's my biggest cheerleader despite everything would be nice...

someone i could also hold an intellectual conversation with! i'm not fussy about credentials or knowledge, just someone whose values and logic/reasoning skills are sound

someone who's willing to try! at things they're not comfortable with or great at

someone who's willing to be patient with me

someone who's proactive in the bedroom? 🥺 (i'm the most audible bitch in there amazon would be ashamed. also having someone push me around while they're doming is hot... and someone who's willing to direct me on how to pleasure themselves would be great!)

(whoever this imaginary girlfriend is: please tell me you love me 🥺🥺🥺)

physically it's someone who's:

butch/gnc

short hair, lithe build,

sharp eyes, asian; but that's because they're usually the type of girls i see irl that i crush on haha :0c also foot note that asians can have wider eyes too!

height doesn't matter too much! (somehow i end up finding shorter women though???)

lives nearby, minimally in the same country; i'm not okay with long-distance relationships anymore!

[lunisoular]

felt like this would make you go insane but

"love is a gentle thing

yours is thicker than a velvet ring"

i always pictured the velvet ring being a baby's tiny hand wrapped around a finger. baby skin thats soft as velvet as a living, breathing example of love. a velvet ring.

also its asl bros with baby luffy. even tho the love between them wasnt "gentle" at all when they were kids lmao

hey. hey now. who allowed you to be so lovely

[karda]

all the feelings make it go blurry and its missing all the detail

[thedeadthree]

-`. introducing LILIA LAURENT and the band two headed mother.

for @infamous-if featuring @umbertors dead romantics ! 🎸 -`. THIS IS TWO HEADED MOTHER // -`. GOOD BAD IDEA

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[hvlcy0n]

gym bf togame >>>>

[fictional-worlds-are-exquisite]

does anyone ever get a second of 'i'm going to pass out' before your body snaps back to normal or is that just me

[cordeliawhohung]

was so excited because i have some really wiggling worms and writing has been so hard lately so i was gonna do some writing over lunch and then spent my entire time cooking food and then when i sat down to write my partner brought in floor samples because we're trying to remodel the living room and it's like baby please and so now i don't get to write and probably won't be able to actually write for a while and i'm so frustrated i sort of want to cry because i still have 0 emotional regulation rn and i'm just UGH

[nectardaddy]

don't take 10 lemon drop shots and keep drinking when you get home

[something2believe]

i wasn't diagnosed or even convinced i had me/cfs until 2020 but i feel like i definitely should've trusted something was wrong with my body when in 2017 i fainted at the dentist after riding my bike up a steep hill to get there (still mortified lolll they thought i was just super nervous 🥲) or in 2018 when i had to skip class bc i felt insanely unwell after conquering 5 flights of stairs and had to beg my mom to come pick me up bc i didn't think i could handle the walk back to the train station :|

[skyward-floored]

You ever doing fine then get hit by a huge inescapable wave of loneliness

[bunnyb34r]

Good fucking lord I was fighting for my LIFE on the goddamn toilet 😵 bitch I thought I was gonna die for real

[ardentpoop]

i'm gonna be thinking abt this for hours

[gorgynei]

being a trans minor is so bleak at times. my doctor gave me (someone already quite aware of this) a stern and serious talk about not going to southern states for college and generally to be extremely aware of where i move and what the climate is there, even within "good" states. like man. i shouldn't have to consider that at all. im just trying to grow up

[angels-and-aliens]

TOG BIG BANG 2022

I am so honored to have been able to make art for @pinkninjapj for this year’s @oldguardbigbang!

She is the author of one of my absolute favorite fics and I couldn’t believe it when we were paired together. The cherry on top is that this mandalorian fusion is the perfect combo of two of my favorite things! I only hoped that I would be able to do her writing even just a shred of justice.

Please check out her amazing fic!!

Summary: Joe and Nicky never got together back on Earth, and instead had a terse and somewhat playfully antagonistic relationship. Now they're in an entirely different galaxy, and Joe has sworn the Mandalorian Creed and kept his face covered for lifetimes. But when he picks up a strange green Child and swears to return him to his kind, who does he find but Nicky of kriffing Genova, training Jedi children in the Force. Meanwhile, Nicky is falling hard for the mysterious stoic warrior with a kid in tow. Who wouldn't? Does it count as a slow burn if you come in at the end of four thousands of years of enemies to frenemies?

[parasolids]

successfully cleaned the bathroom trainwreck, w’s in the chat please