this could be a situation
breaking news on local stations
they don't know what's going on
but they're so damn mad that they're so turned on
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She's a vers in the saddle
Save a horse, ride a cowgirl
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this is ridiculous and stuck in my head
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so funny when people say "well, obviously min is the only one rand can have a long-term relationship with post-canon since she doesn't have any other obligations" as if they cannot even conceive of the idea of rand being the househusband to his breadwinner wife/wives rather than the reverse. like there is literally nothing stopping him from just moving into the caemlyn palace and being elayne and aviendha's sugar baby. and as far as i can remember there was never any indication within the books that elayne would be expected to make a political marriage, that's just an assumption some readers make based on their own preconceptions of royal characters. (morgase's marriage to taringail was to smooth the throne's transition from mantear to trakand, but elayne already has 2 thrones and 2 heirs secure - and, on the latter subject, the books never hinted that her having kids while unmarried would in any way make them not be considered legitimate heirs, so there's really no reason at all why she would NEED to get married.)
"but rand wants to get away from it all, he can't have a relationship with a high-profile public figure who's obligated to stay in caemlyn" okay then they can keep their relationship discreet! and rand can travel by himself in his free time! and bring back nice presents to his family! and lest this be thought a Min Hate Post, min can move into the palace and be their sugar baby too! they can all be together, it's fine! there's really no reason why all 4 lifestyles can't ultimately be compatible long term! i mean, assuming min is able to get out of the seanchan's clutches.........which, somehow, people never seem to think is as big of an obstacle to Being Rand's Endgame as the fact that elayne and aviendha have jobs.
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ok so i'm finally off to go rit dye my flannels brown / black ... after putting it on the back burner for months ! 🖤
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Btw there was a day when I spent too much time in the shower and started to come up with russian doomer au
ughhhhhhhhhh this is so him ma eyes 're waterin'.
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Most of the time I am probably too accommodating and hate conflict to a fault but occasionally the Zero Fucks Left version of me emerges, and I'm fairly sure 99% of people who have witnessed it find it Jekyll-and-Hyde unsettling.
Which is almost certainly a character flaw on my part! But I don't entirely know what to do about it, because I'm pretty sure it's the "too accommodating" part that's the character flaw and while I've been working on that half my life, and honestly gotten much better at it, that isn't the half of the equation that people are freaked out by.
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Wish I could go back in time and add the characters from my teen wolf siblings series into Current because seeing photos of Jenna Ortega (my faceclaim for Scott’s younger sister) and Melissa Barrera (my OC Ray from Current) together in the Scream franchise makes me emotional. Both girls grow up with two brothers. Ray and Scott are neighbors and childhood best friends. I just know Ray would take Ophelia (Jenna) under her wing and protect her at all costs. Ophelia would wear all of Ray’s handmedowns and even steal from her closet occasionally. She would probably be the first to find out about Stiles and Ray, and would keep their secret but in a malicious way like holding it over their heads as blackmail to get what she wanted. Scott would be the big brother that would ask Ophelia if she wanted to hang out, and Ophelia would protest in disgust, but Melissa would tell her to go anyway.
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Small town Walgreens at midnight-thirty could be a "this is your brain on drugs" style PSA. Went for cereal (Walmart CLOSES now?) and left with several life lessons...chief among them the fact that I NEED to get out of this town as soon as possible lest I become the one who shouts offers to perform sexual favors for Almond Roca from behind a dumpster.
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