#sml shitpost

[ask-yourselfc-nt]

Idk what to do rn, so take this random shitpost my friend sent me.

(I have no idea where the og vid is from I'm really sorry-)

[ralsei789]

The voices won again

[sugerbatz]

Random SML art

OH YEAAHHH🗣️🔥🔥

[peepeesuck4]

jeffy when he decided throwing his greenbeans across the room was a good idea

[jrjeremy]

uuuuuuuuuhhhhh

[echoingstarzz]

I’m fucking going insane over what I just made

[shreddrcheez]

SML Movie: Jeffy's Mouthwash!

[dumbawesomev69]

Hotel

Team rwby and _npr were having lunch when cardin approached them.

Cardin: oi have any of you seen jauney boy?

Pyrrha: if you mean jaune then he's helping one of our new residents moving in, she has a lot to unpack.

Cardin: what?

Ren: nora thought of turning the lower part of our dorms into a hotel/Airbnb.

Yang: it's doing well.

Weiss: and Ozpin is allowing it if he's get half of the profits.

Ruby (realize): wait are you and your team on a mission dealing with a Grimm attacking a city.

Cardin: 'groan' well as it turns out it's just a fat guy dressed as one so we can rate all the buffet and he refuses to leave so we need jaune boost us, So what room is he in because we need drag his fat ass.

Blake: room 69 down the hall.

Cardin leaves and arrives at the room

Cardin: can't believe he's busy helping some random lady when I need him, lazy ass.

About knock but heard

??: Okay jaune take the toothbrush out my ass and give me a bloody dragon.

Jaune: I thought we were doing the Panamanian petting zoo?

??: no Fuck that! Give me the Kentucky clite bar

Cardin: what the? 'knocks'

??: is that the room service, come on inside and look what I'm doing to jaune's ball.

Cardin: 'realization' What MOM!

Opened door

??: cardine is that you, can you get us some bottles of water.

Jaune: oh hey man, can you take a picture I didn't know your mom was this flexible.

At dorm entrance

Cardin: that's it mom! Get out, go home!

(Katherine Winchester made by @fatallybsessedart on deviantart)

Katherine(rubbing jaune chest from behind): I can't believe you can't accept me and jaune's love.

Cardin: that! That was not love okay I will never accept jaune sleeping with my mom get your hand off him. 'push hands off' Jaune come on we got to go to a buffet.

Katherine: he's full, he had a whole buffet of roast beef from the back.

Jaune: 😏 'nodding'

Cardin: oh god come on jaune! 'drags jaune away'

[corvidthewronggirl]

A shitpost to lighten the mood after last night because whew! I grew up with sml so I thought it would be funny to draw Corvid in black yoshi’s spot :) and not only was it funny, it was comforting 🥺

Brooklyn Guy was called because Corvid is somehow playing webfishing on his xbox. This is the worst case he’s ever seen and he will need backup

And here he is in containment :)

[xxduncandonutxx]

um

[peridotamethyst]

Do you guys like my sml idea????

[sugerbatz]

What Jeffy’s 20th birthday gonna be like💀

[peepeesuck4]

[jrjeremy]

oh no bros

[glitch-the-artist]

bullet hell be like:

[alexbruh2875]

AYO MR. GOODMAN IS IN JAIL?!

ah nvm, he escaped—