#smuta

[ersh-of-history]

angry old sturgeon man 🦈

based off my friend's jokes about Shuisky acting like a vodyanoy or like a sea tsar from slavic mythology. apparently it's not a joke anymore

in theory, does this count as MerMay art?..

silly fish man is both a pathetic mess AND a menace to the whole world

[phonemantra-blog]

Open-world games offer vast landscapes brimming with possibilities. But what separates a sprawling masterpiece from a tedious slog? Often, it boils down to the developer's vision, execution, and most importantly, respect for the player's time. Today, we'll delve into SMUTA, a recent title set against the backdrop of Russia's "Time of Troubles," a period of political and social upheaval. Does SMUTA capture the essence of this tumultuous era, or does it crumble under the weight of uninspired design? A Familiar Framework, Flawed Foundation Open-world veterans will find a sense of deja vu in SMUTA's core structure. Quests, exploration, and combat form the pillars of gameplay. However, beneath this familiar framework lies a foundation riddled with cracks. The developers seem to have prioritized quantity over quality, resulting in an endlessly sprawling world devoid of compelling activities or meaningful player interaction. SMUTA The core problem lies in the development process itself. While budget is undeniably important, experience reigns supreme. Here's where SMUTA falters. The design choices smack of a team lacking the experience to breathe life into a vast open world. The result? A game that feels more like a presentation – a checklist of features rather than a cohesive, engaging experience. A slog through Boredom: Quests, Combat, and Character SMUTA's quests epitomize its uninspired design. IRI, the studio behind the game, reportedly demanded 40 hours of gameplay, a metric devoid of meaning without compelling narrative or engaging mechanics. The solution? An overabundance of tedious dialogue sequences that drag on endlessly, failing to capture the player's interest. Combat, another crucial aspect of the open-world experience, fares no better in SMUTA. The system feels clunky and unresponsive. Animations are sluggish, and enemy AI seems oblivious to the player's presence at times. The main character's animations are particularly jarring, with exaggerated flinching under attack and sluggish recovery times. This disconnect between player input and character response shatters immersion and makes combat a chore. Further detracting from the experience is the protagonist himself. Deprived of any real personality or depth, he becomes a mere vessel for the player to navigate the bland world. This lack of character development makes it difficult to invest in the story or the protagonist's journey. A Missed Opportunity: SMUTA Fails to Captivate The "Time of Troubles" presents a rich historical tapestry ripe for exploration in a video game. SMUTA, however, fails to capitalize on this potential. The vast open world feels empty, the story fails to engage, and the gameplay mechanics are frustratingly basic. While the core framework of an open-world game is present, it's devoid of the spark that ignites player immersion and compels them to keep exploring. FAQs Q: Is SMUTA a good game? A: SMUTA fails to deliver an engaging open-world experience. Repetitive quests, clunky combat, and a bland world make it a chore to play. Q: What's wrong with SMUTA's quests? A: The game prioritizes quantity over quality, with an overabundance of tedious dialogue sequences that fail to capture the player's interest. Q: How is the combat in SMUTA? A: Combat feels unresponsive and clunky. Enemy AI is poor, and the character's animations are jarring. Q: Is SMUTA worth playing? A: Unless you're a die-hard history buff specifically interested in the "Time of Troubles," SMUTA offers little to redeem itself. There are far better open-world experiences available.

[gamium]

3 Smuta action RPG George IV #Kostandi #topblog #rsv #russia #saintpeter...

[janer055]

my OCs <3

also i started comic on my setting and planning to post it on tumblr soon so wait for that ^^

[smuta-stories]

SMUTA STORIES. GLUTTONY chapter 3

[lady-nightmare]

NADCHODZI UPADEK ROSJI? WIDMO SMUTY W ROSYJSKIEJ HISTORII

[polarblazma]

AEONIAN SORROW

and the most accurate face expression a musician can put on to match their genre of choice at

GOTHOOM 2022

[best-romanov-monarch]

BONUS ROUND 1: Imagine It's Early 17th Century (Sorry)

This is a fun little practice round before the main event that also gives us the opportunity to remember the drama-filled beginnings of this notoriously drama-filled dynasty. Because we can only imagine how much death and destruction could've been prevented if Russians during Smuta had access to the piece of advanced technology that is a tumblr poll.

OUR CONTESTANTS

Boris Godunov - The one who has ACTUALLY been doing the work of ruling a country for like two decades.

Dimitry Ivanovich - The last legitimate son of Ivan the Terrible. We swear.

Vasily Shuyskiy - You see, he was elected by the boyars. Or something.

Władisław Vasa - Idk he and his dad are the ones with an army. We probably shouldn't argue with a guy with an army.

Fyodor Romanov - He's, uhm. He's related to tsarina Anastasia. Everyone loved tsarina Anastasia, right?

(Pictures from their respective Wikipedia Commons pages.)

[hold-him-down]

What is your favorite whump movies or tv shows?

TV shows (non-exhaustive list):

The Fall (season 3 episodes 1-3 (heavy, heavy, perfect med whump))

The Flash (season 1 & 2)

Graceland (specifically season 3, episode 8, but also late season 2 early season 3, and also some smattering in between)

Daredevil (season 1, this has some of the best scenes, like the BEST)

Roswell (season 1, the white room if you like lab whump go on the n*tflix and watch this episode)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (throughout, but there are a lot of specific scenes that I love)

Spartacus, Blood and Sand (entire first season)

House/ER/Greys/Chicago Med (first handful of seasons, for my med whump)

Outlander (season 1, periodically, but I don't love it generally)

Movies/Scenes from Movies (it should be noted that I much more frequently perseverate on like feel-good light movies, I find that finding truly whumpy movies is rare and my overall preference is for light movies, since whumpy movies usually only have a handful of whumpy scenes and then you have to pay attention to the rest :))

Life Like (I just recently watched this and died 100 times over, it makes zero sense but we just don't look that deep)

Hunger Games Catching Fire (Whipping Scene)

X-Men/Wolverine Movies

Mad Max Fury Road

Papillon

The Shape of Water (nonhuman)

Upgrade

Captain America Winter Soldier

Some Recent Whumpy Reads (you didn't ask for this but I'm on one now)

The Foxhole Court series (easiest whumpiest read, keep your expectations low and get through the end of book 2 before dipping, you won't regret)

A Little Life (check the TW on google before embarking)

The Billionaire Series by Alexis Hall (ok it's not super whumpy but your imagination can really get carried away here)

The Last Sun by KD Edwards (specifically the first book but peachy swears by all 3 currently released)

The Darkness Outside Us

Captive Prince

Happy Head

What else? Whumpy Theatre?

The Inheritance (Toronto, Miami, and Columbus OH coming up if you're interested)

The Book of Mormon

A Little Life

Once on this Island

Life of Pi

Smuta (this is too niche to see right now but maybe one day)

[kttysoftpaws]

então ... quem é a novata da tag 1x1 que nem se presta para ajeitar bonitinho um blog e, pior, faz um post as pressas porque está doida para jogar??? prazer, sou eu, tua mais nova partner: kitty!

brincadeiras a parte, é basicamente isso. tenho alguns plots e informações básicas sobre mim abaixo do read more e, se você tiver interesse em jogar comigo, plsss manda mensagem ou se manifeste neste post, amém obrigada.

sobre a player

básico: tenho 21 anos, prefiro pronomes femininos e não tenho triggers que possam vir à jogo (estupro).

preferências: gosto do bom e velho real life, não sou grande em nenhum tipo de fantasia ou sci-fi, e curto bem pouco de apocalipses zumbi kkkk. meu negócio é desenvolver as relações mesmo! quando o cenário começa a ficar muito detalhado eu já não curto tanto jogar! jogo tanto personagem fem quanto male.

smut: smuto, mas não é requisito para jogar comigo. se você não smuta, não tem problema nenhum.

age gap: não me importo com grandes diferenças de idade contanto que o personagem mais novo já tenha vinte e um anos.

plataforma: para jogo seria tumblr ou discord e a de comunicação também.

jogos (gêneros podem mudar!)

aladdin, em que ele é um rapaz pobre que finge ser rico para impressionar a it girl jasmine, nos tempos modernos. pensei numa vibe gossip girl, rich kids.

no mesmo sentido da anterior, rapunzel cresceu em uma bolha por pais mega protetores que calculam cada passo dado pela filha. quando finalmente tem uma crise existencial e percebe que está perdendo o rumo da própria vida, se revolta e começa a procurar a companhia de flynn rider, o maior rebelde da cidade que conhece.

malévola costumava ser a melhor no fazia. consagrada em sua área de atuação, era referência internacional, e além disso, um ícone para a sociedade; uma verdadeira deusa que desceu das estrelas para ajudar o mundo a se tornar um lugar melhor. o rei stefan, por outro lado, se sentia enciumado. afinal, ele era rei (só que ele só possuía esse título de importante, porque não fazia nada que um rei deveria fazer, ele queria a fama e não os encargos, sabe?). e como um rei ele agiria. seduziu malévola e lhe roubou o que lhe era mais precioso (ooc: uma pesquisa? um trabalho? um software? a gente decide depois!), o que viria a ser o acúmulo de todo o conhecimento e experiência, que mudaria tudo! o rei stefan roubou de sua autoria e ficou com a fama, e malévola acabou perdendo todo o encanto e voltou para as sombras.

joanna foi o inferno pessoal de marni durante o colégio — assim como o dinheiro é a raiz de todos os males, joanna é a raiz de todos os traumas de marni (ou é assim como ela se sente). foi humilhada por anos e nunca soube exatamente o motivo para tanto, mas não é como se importasse muito, pois às vezes tentava e de vez em quando conseguia revidar. o tempo passou e os seus caminhos, graças aos deuses, se separaram. agora, ambas estão de volta à cidade onde cresceram para celebrar o casamento do irmão mais velho de marni sendo as suas madrinhas.

no contexto de reencarnação, romeu e julieta renasceram em um mundo onde não se lembram de quem são, absolutamente se odeiam, e acham extremamente desconfortáveis e irritantes os sonhos românticos que tem um com o outro — sem saber que se tratam, na realidade, de flashbacks.

[ersh-of-history]

100% historically accurate i had seen that in opera

[sailor-aviator]

Okay so I see a lot of Hangman smuts, I see a lot of Rooster smuts, I wish I saw more of Bob smuta but I have also seen quite a few Hangman x reader x rooster smuts back when the movie was released. So here I am, just a young woman, asking you to do gods work and give me a threesome smut of Hangman, the reader and Bob. Its okay if you don't wanna do it tho!

But like I would love some reluctant allies to seeing a more vulnerable part of the other and then one of the three like the reader (or two. Or them all you know) going "Oh god. Oh no. No. No. HELL NO." when they realise that they may or may may have feelings and then just straight up avoiding and not behaving as she usually does and it's just a chaotic situation. I am also a suckered for being hauled over someone's shoulder like a potato sack.

But like I said, if you are uncomfortable with writing threesome smut, you can leave it out!

Nonny, I LOVE this idea!!

I’ll add it to my requests list, but I’m not sure when I’ll have time to sit and write it especially with my transitioning into a new job here soon.

So, just to make sure I understand correctly too, you’re wanting a threesome fic that starts off with Reader being friends with Jake and Bob, and something happens where she starts acting different? And then Bob and Hangman work together to make her feel better? Did I understand that correctly?

And you are SO right. There is NOT enough love for Bob on here, smut or otherwise! Which is why I’ve made it a personal mission to put out more Bob fics!

But I would also love to hear about any other ideas you have for this or anything else you’d want to see included!

And that goes for everyone! If there is something you’d like to see or something you’d like to request, just let me know! I can’t promise I’ll get to them all in a quick and timely manner, but they will get done!!

[astravv]

over the phone • alhaitham x fem! reader • smut

a/n : I had this wonderful idea so I’m making it into a reality, enjoy. I’ll be working on some more requests soon.

summary : you’re in the bathroom, on the phone with alhaitham, who you’ve been friends with benefits with for awhile, and he tells you to do things to yourself.

warning(s) : sexual content , public masturbation , degradation (tell me if I missed anything!)

MINORS DNI

〘 ✧ ♡ ✧ 〙

You’re sitting on a public toilet, your hand rubbing your swollen clit as you listen o Alhaitham’s instructions.

“Rub your clit hard,” he breathes. On his end, he’s sitting at his desk, fondling his clothed cock, listening to your soft moans from inside the public restroom.

“Haitham- please,” your words spew out of your mouth so quickly, your pace goes harder, rubbing the nub harshly.

“What a good slut,” he smirks, “you’re making my cock throb.”

Your breathless moans get louder, you slip your middle finger into your tight hole, feeling how soaking wet you are. The juices coating your soft finger. Your breath hitches and you let out a loud moan.

“You’re so loud.” Alhaitham says, his hand pushing down his pants to reveal his tight boxers. His cock twitching underneath the fabric. He touches it softly, rubbing his hand all around it. “Once I see you, I’m gonna fuck the shit out of you.”

With those words, you stick your index finger in, pumping them in and out, your liquid pouring out onto your fingers.

“Fuck, Haitham!” You squeal, arching your back and finger-fucking yourself even faster.

The door to the bathroom opens. You quickly close your mouth, and stop your motions. The chatter of girls’ voices can be heard, and it seems like a group of girls have walked in.

“Why’d you stop?” Alhaitham questions, pausing from touching himself.

“There’s.. girls in here.” You whisper, biting your lip softly.

“I see..” Alhaitham has a smirk on his face, he pulls out his throbbing cock and moves his phone down from his ear, going to your messages and snapping a picture of it, and sends it to you.

You hear a buzz from your phone. You move your phone down and see the picture of Alhaitham’s cock. You quickly feel yourself get soaked again. You put your phone back up to your ear.

“Haitham!” You whisper shout.

He chuckles, stroking his cock slowly, his breath hitching every stroke.

“My cock is so incredibly hard for you, Y/N.” He says nonchalantly.

You bite your lip again, pushing your fingers back into your reddened pussy. The girls finally walk out the bathroom door and it’s silent again. You smirk to yourself and quickly continue your loud moans.

“Fuck, pretty girl.” Alhaitham says.

[unhonestlymirror]

Ilya Muromets Russian Hero One of the main characters of the Old Russian and Russian epic epic. Bogatyr, a peasant's son, a native of Northeastern Russia, who came to serve in Kiev to Prince Vladimir; led the defense of Ancient Russia.

Anon, do you know where Northeastern russia is located? lmao XD oh yeah, my favourite Kyivan Rus Bohatyr from Siberia *sarcasm*

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Ilya Muromets was born approximately between 1150 and 1165. And he died at the age of about 40-55 years, as it is assumed, during the capture of Kyiv by Prince Rurik Rostyslavych in 1204, when the Pechersk Lavra was defeated by Rurik's allied Polovtsy

In epics and legends, three heroes - Ilya Muromets, Alyosha Popovych and Dobrynya Mykytych - often perform feats together. But they never actually met. They were separated by centuries - Dobrynya Mykytych lived in the 10th century, Alyosha Popovych - in the 13th century, and Illya - in the 12th century.

Illya Murovets was first mentioned in the second half of the 16th century by Filon Kmita-Chornobyl, a bright representative of our Ruthenian nobility. This mention shows that Illya Murovets was a well-known person in the military tradition of Ruthenia-Ukraine. It should be noted that this is the first mention of the source, which records the name for us - Ilya Murovlyanin, that is, from Murovli or Moroviysk.

According to Ukrainian legends, in particular the story "About Illya Muromets and Nightingale the Robber", Illya comes from "the city of Muroml". Some Ukrainian researchers assume that it is about the city of Moroviysk (the modern village of Morivsk, Chernihiv region of Ukraine). One of the main arguments is the speed with which he reached Kyiv - this could only be done from Moroviysk in the Trans-Desnian region.

According to russian legends, Ilya comes from the "village of Karacharovo near Murom". Some russian researchers assume that it refers to the village of Karacharovo near Murom in the modern Vladimir region of russia.

The second mention of Ilya Muromets is contained in the diary of the Austrian diplomat Erich Lyasota (1594), who was passing through Kyiv. The author calls the hero Morovlyn (Morovlyanin) and notes that he was buried in the local St. Sophia Cathedral:

"In the second chapel outside the church was the tomb of Ilya Morowlin (Eliae Morowlin), a kind of noble hero, that is, Bohater, as they call it. There are many legends about him. This tomb is currently destroyed, but the tomb of his companion is still intact, also in this very chapel"

He becomes a Muromets much later, when folklore expeditions begin to operate. Then several people were reduced to one figure.

Because in reality, there was a hero of the Moscow epic Ilko Muromets (real name Ilya Korovin, pretended to be the nephew of Tsar Dmytro - ed.). He was a robber, an active figure in the period of the Smuta period, i.e. the beginning of the 17th century.

Already in the times of the USSR, he was completely artificially attached to the city of Muroma. Although here we must divide: they had their own Ilko Muromets, and there was our Ilya Murovlyanin, who came from Moroviysk, which was halfway from Kyiv to Chernihiv.

According to the epic cycle, we see that Ilya Murovlyanin is the hero of Kyiv region and Chernihiv region. These territories are native to him. He got to Kyiv in one day. And one day, having confused the road, he left not for Kyiv, but for Chernihiv. This geographical proximity of the cities orients us to the place where the hero Ilya comes from.

The injuries and diseases that the researchers saw on the incorruptible body of Ilya really testify that, as the chronicles indicate, he suffered from disorders of the mobile apparatus, in today's language, this is osteochondrosis in a severe form, and he died, which is also stipulated in the legend of his death.

In the Kyivo-Pechers'ka Lavra, there is exactly that legendary hero, but not in the "mythical" sense, but one of the military cults really came from him.

Illya Murovets never positioned himself as a giant. This legend about the giant is connected with his hiding place. After all, the pilgrims in the caves saw his body buried in the wall between the two galleries. And they saw the head in one gallery, and the feet in another. This led to such an optical illusion that the body is large.

When Vasnetsov painted the "Bohatyrs," he depicted them in the image of the Moscow guard boyars, who went on road trips to the southwestern borders of the Moscow kingdom, with somewhat invented armor.

This is what Muscovites of the beginning of the 17th century looked like. And after Vasnetsov, they began to copy this image. Whoever successfully reconstructed the image first is followed.

If you look at the cast monument of Illya Muromets in the Muromets Park in Kyiv, it is simply an image from Vasnetsov's painting transferred by a sculptor who did not deviate from the template imposed on us by the Russian Empire.

Today we have to understand: if the hero Illya Murovets-Murovlyanin existed, then he was obviously a man with a long mustache, probably he was bald or with a strand of hair, which is called a "chub" or "herring".

He did not have the same weapons as in Vasnetsov's picture. That is, he was a person typical of his 12th century.

[smuta-stories]

SMUTA STORIES. GLUTTONY chapter 2

[warsofasoiaf]

The New Order - TT3

If you ignore some of the bugs on the skeleton content, they've done a pretty good job improving some of the US content, and the Smuta content for the Russian warlords is very fun, a new way to play that gives a little more flexibility to the tree.

Anyway, Bormann in this run-through (one is from pre-hotfix) got his little Nazi behind spanked. I'm out here winning proxy wars and he can't even coup Norway. He's feeling like a big man after seizing Mauritius and Réunion when I'm winning the Oil Crisis. Only success story this little toad had was that we both took down Himmler and didn't touch off World War 3. So not only does the little rat have to deal with Der Herbst and his cancer, he has to deal with the fact that he lost the Cold War.

Happy gaming, everyone, can't wait to see the next update in seven years.

-SLAL