#snarky and sarcasm

[bucksaiga]

This is completely self indulgent but if you care, enjoy.

[thats-the-biz-babe]

i almost made this a part of my last post but it deserves its own i think. the first date thing is always brought up as a reason tommy is bad for buck and like. i'm not being funny but tommy was so kind and patient and possibly far more lenient than he should've been towards a guy that just shoved him back in the closet after a whole lifetime of struggling with accepting his sexuality and coming out.

he'd literally just expressed to him that he hasn't always been so cool and confident and openly gay and that he has had a hard time getting to the point where he could be himself. buck didn't need to tell eddie they were on a date but he didn't have to drag tommy down with him. i get it, he panicked, he was put on the spot in a situation he didn't think he'd find himself in because what are the chances, right? poor buck was clearly kicking himself about it too, and tommy understood and forgave him since he knows what it's like to be that guy.

he felt for him, he didn't want to pressure him before he was ready so he left. most people wouldn't have even lasted the rest of dinner, because that shit does hurt even if tommy acted like he was fine with it. he was kind, he told buck that he was adorable before explaining that he didn't think he was ready (so he did make it clear the reason WHY he was leaving). and he was right! i know it's annoying that people keep telling buck how he feels, but in this case it was clearly true that this wasn't gonna work while buck was still skipping steps and pretending he wasn't going on dates with men.

okay, so he made a subtle closet joke that was obviously going to fly straight over the head of anybody who has known buck for years and known him to be 100% straight with no real indication he was into men. there is no way eddie was gonna guess they were on a date, especially after buck freaking out and making it especially clear they were out together for entirely heterosexual dude-bro reasons. straight people are fucking oblivious man, and none more than eddie diaz. tommy knows that, he knows eddie, eddie who he knows still has no idea that tommy himself is gay despite the fact that he has made no attempts to hide it. i wouldn't be surprised if there were already some obvious signs regarding tommy that eddie had completely missed. if eddie didn't suspect anything immediately upon seeing them dressed up sat so close together at the most intimate little pizza restaurant ever then he was never gonna work it out.

and i mean, you can never have too much closet space? isn't that true? and relevant to the discussion they were having? like it just so happens that the joke he made towards buck fit seamlessly into the conversation they were having so that eddie didn't notice it at all. which was ON PURPOSE because even though tommy is hurt and buck deserved that little dig, he knows not to out somebody before they're ready and he would never do it because again he's been there.

eddie was like "hey! you guys are hanging out, that's great!" and then tommy replied by saying "yeah, we are just grabbing a bite and then we're going to see a movie". nothing tommy said implied they were on a date, he was careful on purpose, eddie clearly had no thoughts other than 'oh cool my two good friends are hanging out with each other' and buck decided to jump in with the "hot chicks" thing when the whole situation was already handled (and if anything buck made it look way more suspicious, but again eddie is still oblivious). tommy making a low-key joke in retaliation that eddie was never gonna pick up on was far from the worst thing he could've done. he was being considerate! he wasn't going to force buck to come out on the spot and almost certainly would've still gone to the movie with him up until buck decided to shoot himself in the foot. now tommy's been forced into a position where he has to play it straight with his new buddy when he thought he'd never have to do that again, because he can't contradict buck saying that they were going out to pick up hot chicks without also potentially outing him.

then what, he didn't get mad at him or stand up and storm out but decided to end the date after dinner and skip the movie. okay, so he could've told him before they left the restaurant so buck could order his own uber too. there are ways that he could've handled it better. but like, here's the thing. tommy is not perfect. he's hurt. he's not a confrontational guy, he doesn't want to make a big deal out of things and make buck feel bad or like he's done something wrong. maybe he assumed buck already knew it was over, maybe he didn't. buck, being a 6ft2 grown man at the big age of 32, a fucking firefighter who is more than capable of handling himself, was not left in danger by being "abandoned at the side of the road". it was a busy, well lit street and they were right outside the restaurant so buck could easily go back inside. he's not a small vulnerable young woman abandoned in a dark alleyway in the middle of nowhere.

you have to give tommy grace here for how he handled things if you are to give it to buck when he (even unintentionally) acted like an absolute knob and forced his date back in the closet. buck was well aware of the fact he fucked up, which is why he asked tommy out for coffee to apologise for his behaviour and to ask for another chance.

[space-sabotage]

damn, who knew being anti-endo would be on the same level as being racist or transphobic?

pack it up poc and transgender systems, the endos are taking you too

[oeuvrinarydurian]

It’s SNARKY LITTLE SHIT SUNDAY.

There’s so much Snark to choose from in this scene that I literally could not edit it into a GIF. It’s 84 seconds of videotastic delight.

Volume up.

Snark gold. 

[weregonnabecoolbeans]

I haven’t said this enough recently but I’d like to take a moment to remind everyone…or idk…whoever sees this post…

That I love Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Thank you.

[fishareglorious]

i know a good chunk of willow's height (6'1) comes from her hat but in my beautiful mind palace she is actually another one of the looming things

[monsterkitties]

OLD fucking. olivia and aaron comic. like from 2019. annoying her on purpose. getting that goat. pulling all 8 of those legs. also sorry its kind of hard to read :')

[spnintheyearofourlord]

I know in my heart Sam and Jess bullied each other so hard

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[monstersandmaw]

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[princess-petals-blossom]

I love snarky, sarcastic Twilight

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[adrift-in-thyme]

I need to know if Telemachus sneezed randomly in your version cuz he sneezed out of nowhere in mine and it was so funny: and also that random bald joke was genuinely the funniest thing I’ve ever read. Don’t even know if it was a bald joke but if it was it was the sickest burn I’ve ever read

YES YES HE DID

I burst out laughing at that part ALDJSKDJDKDN

And IKR?? I think mine literally had a footnote explaining that it was a bald joke XDXD

Also the part where they go to chuck yet ANOTHER stool at Odysseus and it hits a random servant and everyone’s just like ‘welp rip that guy’ which is sad but also like what is happening rn??? WHY IS EVERYTHING SO CHAOTIC?? ALDJDKDJDKDN

The RANGE this story has is unreal

[healthbuddymelissa]

[circuitmouse]

[snarkyhetalian]

ofc you mean it that way

im sorry but no matter what i will never use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". its "ofcourse". obviously.