#Cross Stitch Pattern

[stickthisbig]

Quick rec for the stichers in the audience:

RavenStitches is running a 66.6% off birthday sale on her etsy shop until June 22. Big rec for her patterns, which are clear, well-constructed, and logical. I did one of the kracken woodcuts, and it came out great:

Go and have a look! You might not be a believer in paying for cross stitch patterns but I the hell am, and $2.20 for patterns this nice is a damn good price.

(Note: the artist uses Photoshop AI for some of the "photography" of her listings, but can confirm with my fuckin 30 years of cross stitch experience and the 40ish hours I stared at the goddamn thing that the patterns are human made. IYKYK.)

[stclements]

[sturdy-nerdy-stitchery]

In between snoozes, I heard a kaching again. Waking up to a sale, I'll take it!

I've now got a tournament with five sales. And when you factor in all the taxes and fees that are taken out, I've made enough sales to cover the cost of my car battery this month!

I still wouldn't mind making extra income to cover some groceries. Or most likely, because I probably won't make $200 or $300, Make a little extra side money so that I can take my kid out to see a movie once in awhile. Or we can get McDonald's at the end of a hard week.

Money is going to start to get tight soon so having a little bit of money here and there. Maybe I'll be able to take my kid to the zoo!

Well, whatever. Any income is good income. Thank you for your support! Happy stitching everyone!

The month is almost done, but the 20% sale is still going!

https://www.etsy.com/shop/SturdyNerdyStitchery

Here are a sampling of pictures for those who are photosensitive to flashing things on videos! 🩷. This is again, to let everyone know that I've got a 20% off a sale going on all month in honor of pride!

Come take advantage of the pride month sale! Treat yourself to a whole lot more than just lgbtqia cross stitch patterns! Here, you will see a sampling of just a small bit of what I have in my shop!

And yes. I need you to double check that the link is correct! Because guess what, it should be! That link above will take you directly to my Etsy store, and the whole entire store is 20% off! Let me know that the link works, and let me know what pattern is your favorite!

Your purchases this month will help fund a new car battery for a fellow rainbow friend. Which is me. Because my car battery died last week before I even left the fucking driveway. We had to order a new one from Costco because it was the best battery we could get for the price. It'll be here next week.

Any additional sales will go towards maybe groceries, bills, or being able to have a little fun money so that my kid isn't bored during her summer break from school.

You're not really a cross stitcher but you still want to show your support anyway, you can head on over to my ko-fi page.

https://ko-fi.com/sturdynerdystitchery

And consider buying me a coffee!

It's also where I store all my free patterns that I have available. 100% free for you to stitch. The gallery has all the free patterns and links are included in the description!

Just don't complain about the patterns. You got them for free. What more do you want...sheesh! 🙄

But if you Stitch any of those free patterns, and you share it to your social media, and I'll give you free patterns from my shop! But you have to finish a completed free cross stitch pattern. I'll have to double check my rules but I think if you also frame it and hang it up, then you get two free patterns from my shop!

Stitch ugly shit to get free pretty shit in return? HA! How much of a cheapskate are you?

[funinstitches]

Another kitty bookmark is complete, i can finally sit at a desk for more than 10 minutes now thanks to the cast coming off so I'm spending half my day working on my actual projects and half my day now working on these bookmarks while I'm resting the leg

[paintedstitches]

You guys! Look! I finished the river, ocean and lake fish pattern and already startet with the next one. Finished 39 of 73 fishies from stardew valley!! <3

[samanthalanetextiles]

Your past self is so proud of where you are now positive affirmation cross stitch design 🩷✨🎀

this cross stitch pattern is available to download and make yourself on my shop here >

[sproutinglupine]

The Unicorn's Garden, my cross stitch take on the medieval tapestry "The Unicorn Rests in a Garden"

The Unicorn's Garden Cross Stitch Pattern | Sprouting Lupine Shop

[littlealienproducts]

Stardew Valley Sampler - Cross Stitch Pattern - Instant Download PDF by NeedlesandNightshade

[crossstitchandjoy]

Hop In Loser, We're Going Insane – Funny & Sarcastic Cross Stitch Pattern

Get ready to stitch your way into some sarcastic humor with the Hop In Loser, We're Going Insane Cross Stitch Pattern! Perfect for those who love humor, memes, and a little bit of irreverence, this adult-oriented cross stitch pattern brings the iconic meme to life in a way that’s sure to make anyone who sees it smile (or laugh out loud).

This PDF pattern is available for instant download, so you can start stitching immediately after purchase. Featuring bold, witty text and a playful design, this pattern is a fun and lighthearted project perfect for both beginner and experienced stitchers. The snarky vibe of the quote makes it a perfect addition to any collection or a humorous gift for a friend who appreciates sarcasm and memes.

Pattern Details:

Size: When stitched on 14 count Aida, the stitched area is 5.5" wide by 7.6" high.

DMC Colors: 6 colors are used to bring this hilarious meme to life.

What's Included:

A color and symbol pattern that fits perfectly on one page for easy use on your phone or tablet

A list of the DMC colors you'll need to complete the pattern

Ready to add some humor to your stitching? Grab your Hop In Loser, We're Going Insane Cross Stitch Pattern on Etsy by Designed by CrazzzyStitch.

🐮👽Hop In Loser, We're Going Insane – Funny & Sarcastic Cross Stitch Pattern

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[nightshadenook]

𝙲𝚁𝙾𝚂𝚂-𝚂𝚃𝙸𝚃𝙲𝙷 𝙿𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽  𝑻𝑬𝑨 𝑻𝑰𝑴𝑬 𝑷𝒐𝒔𝒔𝒖𝒎 || 𝘔𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘊𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩

[ ʟɪɴᴋ ] ‧₊˚✧ 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 ✧˚₊‧

[8pxl]

btw i added a few new cross stitch patterns to my shop!~ check them out on my shop: 8pxl

[stclements]

[loki-the-mad]

I have an Etsy! As of right now (1/21/24) there’s only a couple patterns, but I’m hard at work making more. Please check it out!

[sturdy-nerdy-stitchery]

Here I am, continuing with the test Stitch for a pattern that I want to put in my shop. You would think I would have noticed this mistake as I was stitching, but apparently I did not .

So, watch the video to the end and let me know if you've made a similar mistake!

Usually, the most common mistake that I tend to see in cross stitching circles is having to rip, or frog out your stitches because you made a mistake in counting. Or possibly the wrong color.

But can anyone claim to have stitched fabric to their cross stitch? Oh no wait I think I heard someone in a group once say that they accidentally stitched some of their hair.

So, what similar mistakes have you made?

Remember, If you want more patterns to stitch that are unique, that are funny, easy. I do design cross stitch patterns. And my cross stitch patterns are 20% off for the month of June! you can find so many more cross stitch patterns on my shop, at

https://www.etsy.com/shop/sturdynerdystitchery

[tofupixel]

Hellooo, I added my first cross stitch pattern of 'heart eyes cat'- you can get it for free on my Ko-Fi!

I'll add some more over the next few days, and if you create it I'd love to see it!

[paintedstitches]

Spring greetings from these cuties <3

The spring collection pattern is now in the shop. Happy stitching:)